APRIL FOOLED. Almost Incredible ah it may Appear, there aro riaiibttcssa soino people hereabouts who hnvo not yet boitRlit f(lllH of U8, Not ll,an'i yo" understand only ',,vv- Now, it'H hrid otiough to be the victim of a prac tical j W nn "All Fools Day j" lut to continue to ig noro our claims is to mnko cvory day in tho year an Anrll lit '" vol, Worse, indci'd, becattso tho joko nmy cause von to lose only your temper, while to avoid iih is" to Iobo your money. Heinember, will you, Unit Tlio foolishost kind of a fool, we fear, Ih the fool whose April lasts all the year. Here is Wisdom.- MTTW'S All-wool, black or blue xixnix w cheviot Suits, round cut, intent style, equal to any djfe fr if7.n0 etilt in the city pU. JJ flISR WINDOWIS, MPVN'S All-wool Cassiruoro Suits, ayaj-u.- Jn al, Ul0 nl(!8t ,,BttornB. new goods tliie season ; equal to any cheay eaBtern-mado suit . nt twice tho amount; CM ( Kfl our price. SCR WINNOWS. MEN'S Fancy Worsted Suits, in both check and stripes, lato ttvlo, with double or single vesta; worth in the regu lar way 1(10.50 SEK WISIIOWH. MEN'S All-wool blue Serge and irrav CUv Worsted Suits. made with hand-worked button holes, raised and pnddod shoulders, stayed mill loinforcod throughout; i i t nnn mi iuu $15.00 O give literal satietac- tl.n SKIC wiNnons. All Goods Marked In Plain Figures. The Dalles Daily Chronicle. Telephone No. 1. MONDAY - - APRIL 2, 1900 I Ovsters hl'IVCd 111 every btylo by A. KELLER i . WAYSIDE GLEANINGS. Wbeco county's state tax this year amounte to about $ 18000. C, K. GilkiiiR, of Moro, is registered at the Uuiiitilla House. New spring neckwear at A. M. Wil liame A Oo.'s tiBt arrived. See Pease & Mays' window display of 23 cent neck wear. Wonderful ! Fred Russell, the clever comedian and dancer, is with the Great Barlow Min strels. An ailjournod meeting of tho county court convened this morning with a full board in attendance. Say i Have you seen that elegant line of neckwear that Pease & Mays are showing for 25 cnts? the Antelope Herald says J. N. Bur- ga contemplates starting a creamery on ids ranch near that town. si"E It. Tlio best that ever liaDnuned. onr choice of that elegant line of neck wear for 25 cents. Pease & Mays. Hujh Cannon, the most remarkable buck and wing dancer in tlio world, is a pedal feature with the Great Barlow Minstrels. Alex. Kirchhoiner, Republican can didate for county commissioner, is inak "B preparations to open a blacksmith B''op at Khiuiiko. Baker county Republicans have re 'ominntfd A. II. Huntington for eheritl. r. lltuitington is a brother of B. S. and J-N. Huntington of this city. A wreck oecured near Viento this morning. Two loaded cars of No. 2, westbound, loft Hie track. Nobody was njured. The accident blocked tho track w about four hours, Jolm Larson was placed under arrest t night for being drunk and disorder y Ho put up $2 for his nppearauco May but did uot show up and the cunty jH richer by that amount. loy Bros., of tho City Dairy, are ,a"K Urn boat milk at $2.00 a quart per "JMMij three pints, $3.00 ; two quarts, mreti quarts, $5.60 cream, 20i rl'im, 'I'Jione 885. incliSI.lw Congressman Moody has secured the "ttullehujent of a postoffioe at Bliauiko, w be served temporarily by tho route m.u jMiies to Autelope. J. t lleov I,.,., i .... f uen appoini,oa poitmi wim K ",e Un,u sute8 over "WOO u,en i tbe jmpfMtt the mor- wy from all camei averages but (lu tl V1UO IrUU $7.50 - broaBted warrantod PEASE seventy four a month. Tlie rate would not be much lower at home in civil life. Tho ladies always turn out to see the Great. Barlow Minstrele. Mr. Harry Ward, tho manager of the company, promises the cleanest and moat refined minstrel performance over Been, and lie always keeps his word. The atiewer of Civil Engineer Roberts to the remonstrance against the pro posed sewer system appears on the first page. Tin: Ciikonici.e is at the service of any one who lias anything to say on either side oLthis question. horiir Kelly deposited today with tlio ouuty treasurer the funds received for axes during tlie moniii oi iuarc.ii, mounting to $17,449.81. This is only little over half the amount collected daring the same month of last year, A titer Conradv. a Catholic priest an a man of sixty years, has jiiBt complete! a four years' medical course at tho inej icrtl department of the State University in order to qualify himself for laboring among the lepers of Canton, China. Shearing machines are rapidly takuig tho place of hand work. Tho AnteloVe Herald is informed that several will lo located in that section at au early du Tlie Baldwin Sheep and Laud Com pat; have already purchased one and will u it.this sereou. RVorkmeu are engaged on French Col's bank building with the object o adding an additional private room for the uccomiuudatiou of the bank. The new room will made out of the space formerly occupied by the stairway, and tlio stairway will be removed to the room adjoining the telephone ofllce, for merly occupied by Smith French. Secretary Cameron, of the Wooigrow ere' Association of North Yakima, has received a dispatch from Senator Turner and Congressman Jones saying tiiat tlie department had decided to open tho Rainier reserve east of tho summit for ehcop this season. That will afford ranges for all the large sheepmen of that country, with a single exception. A. 15. Lake and Willard Vandorpool have been in tho mountains west of Dufnr tor tho past two days looking up a site for their Baw mill now located on tho Deschutes riyor. If tho timber proves sueli us to justify a mill being put in, they will move tlio mill nion tiouod in tlio near future and will sup ply Dufur and vicinity with tlio very beat of lumbor. Dufur Dispatch. A company has been organized to take water out of the Deschutes at a point near the Three Sisters known as Lava Island and conduct the water to the desert lying east of the river. Tho olut of diversion is said to be oue of best on tho river owing to absence rocky bluffs. From this point water III bo taken east to tho old river bod fifteen uiIIob. covering large tracks of excellent farming lauds. Kev. O. P. Bailey has been holding some very successful meetings in the Calvary Baptist church. They have re hate' Shift Waists Tho line wo now havo on sale is beautiful in the extreme. This is tho lino that proved so satisfactory last eoaeon to our customers, and you will find that oxpeiienco lias taught tho manufacturer improve ments that will bo beneficial to tho wearer, both in make and style. Faney fleekmeaf One of tho requisites with pretty Shirt waists is nobby Stocks, Bows, etc. Theso we have in a great variety of styles. Belts & Belt Buckles The pretty Holt Duckies that you hear so much about, we have just received and are showing in con nection witli tho largest lino of Belts and Belt Buck les evur shown hero before. Wash FabFies Wo are constantly adding to our already com plete stock of dainty and serviceable stock of summer Wash Eahrica which we invite you to come and in spect at any and all times. & MAYS sulted 60 far in about twenty conver sions. Mr. Bailey will preach at tlio same place tonight and tomorrow and Wednesday nights and probably Thurs day night. On Friday he expects to leave for Dayton, Wa9h., where he will labor for three month? and maybe longer as the future may determine. James Coombs, an old and highly re spected resilient of Prinevllle, died at his home in that city yesterday evening, aged 79 years. The deceased was a de vout member of tlio Methodist church and a prominent member of tho local dgo of Masons. He was a good man in every sense of the term and many a rasident of Crook county will mies tho cfieery presence of Uncle Jim Coombs. lie funeral will take place tomorrow nd tho interment will be under the auspices of the Masons. Cascade Lodge, No. 303, B. P. O. Elks, met Saturday night and elected tlie following officers: Exalted Ruler, P. W. Delluff; Esteemed Leading Knight, Harry C. Liebe; Esteemed LoyalKnight, Fred W. Wilson; Secretary, Ed M. Wingate; Treasure, John F. Hamp shire; Tyler, Victor E. Schmidt; Trus tee, W. A. Johnston. Tho lodge is said to bo in a very prosperous condition. There was a large attendance Saturda night, a new member was initiated an a number of others ure expected to join in tlio near future. Tlie delegates elected to the Repub lican state convention from Wheeler country are Chas Hilton, R M Donnelly, Geo McKay, W W Stelwer. From Grant tho delegates are Messrs. Johneon, Guernsey, Barrett, Rudio, Litch and Dart. These are uudurttood to be all in favor of Mr. Moody's leuomiuatlon. At Mr. Moody's headquarters hero tlie feeling is that all Eastern Oregon will go to the convention with a practically solid delegation for Mr. Moody. If there is the slightest opposition Mr. Moody's friends have not yet heard of it. Hon. E. L. Smith, of Hood River, was last Friday appointed president of tho State Board of Horticulture to fill tho unexpired term of H. B. Miller, re signed. Mr. Smith wbb for throe years president of tho Stato Horticultural So ciety, and in that capacity held meet ings in various parts of tho stato in the interest of tlio fruit industry. Ho is now vice-president for Oregon of the Northwest FruU Growers' AssociathJii. Ho owns one of tho largest orchard in Hood River valley. Tho horticultural Interests of tho state aro to bo congnvu- lated by this appointment. l ami i ta Vtigt max, it ann"w1y A North Yakima dispatch say Jamos Cunningham, a prominent wealthy sheep owner of Kllckitatcounty, was urrested there on a charge ot insan ity. Ho was taken to the court houeo and physicians summoned to pass on his sanity. Tho consultation resulted in a postponement for two days in order that lie might be eared for, in hope, of regaining his mind. Tlie paaiers by and clerks at Coffin Bros, store entered complaint, they having noticed him sitting beside a pllo of sacks and claim ing that ho was appointed to wa'.ch them. When taken to tho coitt liouso he entered into a deep sleep, from which ho arose feeling hotter and apparently more rational. During William Jennings Bryan's ad dress nt lVmlloton Thursday last, a good joko was passed, says tho Walia Walla Union. Mr. Bryan delivered his address in a largo warehouse used for storing wool. While tho gentleman was ad dressing the audience a party in tho honso remarked that Mr. Bryan, "when ho visited Pendleton in 1890 could not have spoken in the warehouee." Tlie gentleman was called down by a by stander, who demanded to know, why Bryan could not be granted tlie privi lege of speaking in tho warehouso or any other building in which ho choso to do bo. 'Well," said the first party, "when Mr. Bryan was here in '90 the warehouse was full of 5-cent wool ; since then it has all been sold out for twenty- cents a pound." Wo acknowledge the courtesy of a friendly call of Dr. W. L. Adams of Hood River. The doctor is a veteran ntws-paper-man, having as early as the fifties edited the Argus, a paper that had much to do with the organizttion of tho Re publican party in Oregon. He was a Republican too, when it cost something to be n Republican. He claims the honor of having issued the call for the first two Republican conventions ever held in Oregon. In these piping days of penes when an Oregon Republican editor is safe from all dangerous outside attacks except from the poisoned arrows of the big Portland daily, it is amusing to hear the doctor talk of the long years when he never wrote aline for his paper with out having a pistol in each pocket and a bowie knife at convenient distance. James Current, a Goldendale boy, j who is well known to tho editor of The Ciikonici.e, writes to the Agriculturist from the Philippines, where ho is a mem ber of Co. E. 35th U. S. Infantrv. the following racy remarks concerning the bad results that have flowed from the Bryanite anti-expansion agitation in this country. Mr. Current Bays: "I think, and I almost know that this war would have ended a long lime ago if it had not been for the Democratic party in the United States. Let me tell you what a native told me tho other day. He said, in Spanish : 'By and by Dem ocratic president; then American sol diers will go.' What do yon think of that? How in the devil do tlio Ameri can people ever hope to succeed when the party that Bryan is leading will make such cracks? Let that bo as it may, we are going to conquer these peo ple, not by the sword, but by good leg islation such as the Republican party only is able to give, and it will probably be only one year, maybe two, hut it has got to come." The McMinuville Register claims that George R. A. Ferns, who shot John Vardlo on tho Braithwait farm, north McMinnville, about sixteen years ago, tho same fellow wiio killed another n about two weeks ago in Klickitat uty and who is now in tlie jail at ldeudalo awaiting trial for murder. Wardle, of McMinuville, saw the ac count of the last crime in theOregonian, 'and ho was led to writo the sheriff who lias the prisoner in charge to ascertain if lie was the same criminal who shot his father, He is satisfied from tlie de scription that it is the same man. Fer ris Bhot Wardle because tlie latter re fused to sign a deed to some land, now owned by E. M. Greeley, until Ferris would pay back $20 Wardle had loaned him. Ferris drow his gun and enid ho would put Wardle where he wouldn't need li is signature, and shot him in tlie center of tlio breat, the bullet passing clear through Wardlo's body. Wardlo was sick witli tho wound for over a year. Ho is now 86 years old, and at times can feel pain duo to tho wound of sixteen years ago. The sheriff writes that Ferris is likely to pay tho penalty for tho latest crime, Ho claim self defense, but it is known that ho rode thirty miles to kill an unarmed man. For liis first crimo Ferris was placed in jiil at Lu Fayette, but effected his es cape before ho was tried. His lias since served seven years in tlio Washington penitentiary for horse-stealing. I'ruhlhllloii Itully. I Tlio Prohibitionists of tiiis county mid all who sympathize with tlio cause nro requested to meet at the county court n--i.l.. ... in f..in..i. uuiieu iivai j-'iiiiiy in iu u uiuvn . ill, to elect delegates to tho stato convention transact any other business that jjHsulSSiJjJ advisable, order oTTnToTaftrffiltTeb. . Lost. On Sunday, a pair of rimless, gold bowed eye glasses, Finder will please leave tlie same at this office. u'J St Why pay f 1.75 per gallon hr Inferior paints when you can buy James K. Pat ton 'a sun proof paints for if 1.00 per gallon, guaranteed for 5 years. Clark A Falk, agents. mI7-2 Tho Kind You Havo Always m use lor over 30 years, - and has been made under his pcr j7thy. sonal supervision since its Infancy. f'G6Co6&t Allow Tin nnr fn1nnlvn vnn In flitci. All Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-good" aro but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children Experience against Experiment What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea Tlie Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS Bears the The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. THE CCNTAUH COMMNV. TT MUMUV BTIlttT. NEW YORK CITY. Literary Club Kanquet. Touight the Students' Literary Club will give a banquet to its members and thoir invited friends in Fraternity hall Tho banquet i9 intended as n fitting clo33 to a series of meetings that have lasted over the winter and have been found exceedingly profitable to a class of young men in tlie city who prefer to spend their leisure hours in acquiring useful knowledge rather than in idle ness and folly. An extended post-prandial program lias been arranged and it is more Until probable that something will bo said or done lookinn to tlie con tinuance of the work of tho club in a moro extended and permanent form. Followinc is tlie program : Address of Welcome I'res G W McArthur Invoking the Divine Blessing ...Kev U F Hawk Uanijuet. Our Inland Umpire John Mlcbell Our Winter Climate ,. .. Joseph McArthur Our Society Timothy Brownhlll Our Society l'rof O I. (iilbert Our Society Rev D V l'oling Bencllts of Chrbtimiltv to Young Men. Kev O 1) Taylor Our Mothers Kail Curtis Our Ludy Friends Hugh Gourluy Influence of Young Men 1'iura Koclctv I K Burnett Nature as It Is in Oregon O W KUldell M uilc Male Qunrtet l'osblblllttus of Succevi to Young Men S W Stilt k Law ns n 1'rofesi.imi for Young Men Judge A S Bennett Value of Self Control to Young Men HE N'ortmip Advantages of Sjieciiil Education to Young Men Friiuk Mentfee Koom at the Top l)r G Sanders Benetlts of Athletic Training to Youinr Men l)r J A Ui'Ucndorllcr Our Nation's Heroes J K Starr Our Country B W Taylor John Gavin will prei-ldo and intioduco the speakers. To tlio rultllc. I dcslro to announce to my many friends and p'ltrona mid tho public gen erally that 1 havo closed nut my entire interest in tlio jewelry, optical and watch-making business in The Dalles to J. E. Adcox and Theodore Liebe. Mr. Adeox is a watchmaker of over thirty years experience and I cheorfully recom mend him to railroad men and all others who are required to keep accurate time pieces, as a iirst-ehiEa watchmaker in every particular. Mr. Adcox has been watchmaker for Mr. Harry Liobo and a neighbor to me for tlio last two years, thoreforo I know whoieof I speak. Mr. Thoo. If. Liebe, who is brother to Harry Liebe and a son of Jiulgo Georgo Liebe, graduated in .lauuary 1808 from tlio best optical colkvo in tho stato of Illinois and can and do recommend him as fully' ouipeteiit to diiii'iioso and correct errors f retract ion . Mr. Liebe aleo giaduated om one of tliu best watchmaking hoola in tho Kast. Mr. Adeox and Mr, Liebe, who will dn business under tho firm name of J, K. Adeox &Go,, will ninxo n strong toam vnd I bespeak for them tho liberal patronage they deserve. Respectfully, V. K, Gawiutson. Meutlug; of Witter t)omnilsliimrii. The regular monthly meeting of the water commissioners was held Saturday evening. All the members of the board Bought, and which has been. has borne tho Hignatnro of Signature of were present except Ed Phirnian. The monthly reports of th- treasurer and superintendent were read and accepted. Tho treasurer's report showed March 1. Cash on hand $5,032 81 Cash ree'd during month. . . . 1,101.35 Total 0,197.10 Redeeming water bonds$5,500.00 Warrants redeemed... 2-19.90-5,7-49.90 March 31 Cash ba! 417.26 Tlio following claims were read and allowed : J W Blakeney .' if 1 00 Dalles Lumber Co, lumber 3 77 Mays & Crowe, nulse 22 70 J T Peters & Co, mdee 75 F S Gunning, mdse '2 50 J D Hockmun, repairing 30 C H Crocker & Co, litho 15 00 Ned Gates, expense, teleg 1 35 Oregonian, adv 102 00 Chronicle Pub Co, adv 9 50 Moore & Gavin, legal services... 75 00 J B Crossen, sup't salary GO 00 C A Border?, helper's salary.. .. 60 00 Ned Gates, see'v's salary 10 00 Win Morgantlefd, labor 24.00 A A Urquhart, labor 7 00 Tlio Democratic I'rlmnrleg. Tlio vote at tlio Democratic primaries held hero last Saturday was light, prob ably relatively lighter than tho vote at tho Ilepnblic.wi primaries. Tlie country primaries have not yet been heard from. Tho following aro the delegates elected from Tho D.illes products: Bigelow Gna llonn, S B Adams, F 11 Van Norden, J H Wood, If Liebe, John F Hampshire. East Dallea-It II Webber. W II Tay lor, R K William?, George Ross, J M' Filloon, Jas M Benson, Chas E Mcin tosh. West Dulles A S Bennett, Geo Rino, H Horbring, M 11 Doyle, Dr Shackel ford, J Doherty. Win Van Bibber. Trevitt J P Mclnerny, J H .lackson, II F Yj dgler, John Cites, John Gavin, witli Al Bettiugen and .1 li Crossen tied. TEACHERS' EXAMINATION. Notice is lieroby given that for the purpose of milking an ox.imtnation of all persons who may offer themselves ns candidates fur tern; herd uf tho schools of this county, tho county sellout superin tendent thereof will hold a public ex aminatlnu at tho court house, The Dalles, Oregon, commencing Wednes day, April 11, 1000, at 0 o'clock a.m. and continuing until Friday, April UUh, at--l o'clock. 1'ltOmiAM. Wednesday Penmanship, history, or tliography, reading. Thursday Wrltton arithmetic, theory of teaching, grammar, school law. Friday G'ogniphy, mental aiithuio tie. physiology, civil government. The foregoing for county papers. Commencing Wednesday, April 11, nt o'clock n. m., and continuing until Thursday, April 12th, at -1 o'clock: Wednesday PoiiiimiBhlp, orthogra phy, reading. Thursday Art of questioning, theoiy of teaching, methods. The foregoing for primary certificates, Dated this lUst of March. 1900. C, L. tijI.UKKT, 31. td County School Supt.