The Great Clothing Sale Is On. Tho tnatvelons offerings during the pant two weeks have boon bo liborally responded to by our many patrons Unit wo hnvo boon inspired to still greater efforts for tbo balance of the month. Men's all wool suits $3.85 Men's all wool suits 4.85 Men's all wool-cheviot suits 0.85 Men's fancy worsted and sorgo suits 7.85 Men's all wool blue serge and cheviot suits, single and doublo breasted 9.85 It will be well for you to remember that this is a January Clearance Halo and cannot last much longer. Hats. Hats. The latest styles v and latest shapes at clearance sale prices. Dry Goods Department. Our inventory sale is in pro gress and wo have sales each day on special linos to clear them out that we may lmvo room for a largo, and well selected stock of SPRING GOODS that have been bought, but do not get the impression that there are not a great many good things to bo bought cheap that are an absolute necessity the year round. Today we are offering a swell line of Plaid Skirt Patterns at $5-13 that cannot be bought cheaper at anv time of the vear. All Goocln Marked In Plain FlRuros. PEASE & MAYS Telephone No. J. KJUAl .JANUARY UU, 1UUU Oysters ksrvcJ In every htylu by A. KELLER. WAYSIDE GLEANINGS. "A Cheerful Liar" At the Vogt opera house tonight. AdiiiisHion children, L'o; general .'55; LJL'i tl'll hrlLLn till I'lTIlLH. Tomorrow is "men's day" at A. M. All kinds of pastry for salo by tho Smoking jackets and bath robes at IlL'clul tiriiin Inmnrrnu- A - M - ui . ninu A- Pit rasliiotmble, double-breasted fancy I I M umiii....... v. r..f, t.w .i i The iMiriHlu uill hhg at the Vout to- "Crar.y" Brown is still i chaflfs in mnir u kuuuiuuo wusiui vitaiiti'in Whilo w'u lmvo hud nuitu u little frost 'uiH Hi-en done the fruit to far, anil that ii me may bo expected until tho ther mometer gets down about zero. The Astoriu howling team will arrive in the city tomorrow evening and at. 8 o'clock the contest gupie with the club team will take place. Tho ladieH aie especially invited to be present and witness tho games. At tho last club dancing party a good umbrella wns left in tho gentlemen's dressing room. "Tom" hue taken good earuof it, and brought it to this oillco fur advertising. Tbo owner ean have it l,' nailing and paying for this ad. Tonight is tbo date for Dr. Geisen. dorll'ur'a lecture on "Bacteriology" bu lorn the Students' Llterury Club. They extend an Invitation to ull to bo present, H 't will no doubt interest everyone. Musio has also been preparod for the occasion. Mondoy evejiinar a livelv touiuerance r"'ly will take place at the Methodist miirch, in which the different churches wl" participate. Tho occasion is the visit of Mrs, Mattie Graves, state presi lent of tho Washington W. 0. T. U. It ' intended to make the meeting one of Ufeat interest to all, and the public is "lost cordially Invited to be present. A large number of our K. of P. boya attended The Dalles lodge last Monday night, and visited with the grand oiricera and members from other lodges who were present. A royal good time re ported, and every one of tho Hood River hoys came home satisfied that the trip paid them well. Sun. It was, to say tho least, unkind, but tho following conversation waH heard on Second Ftreet today: "When are you going out home?" "0, tomorrow. I want to stay over and Eee "A Cheerful Liar tonight." "Well, I declare! Whv don't you buy a mirror and take along, so you can enjoy a continued en gagement?" And the speaker darted into a storu near by. J.act night the water commissioners met to put tho finishing touches on the water bond (uestion by considering the matter of floating the bonds. A form of advertisement w'asitroducfvdrby Moore and on motion of Kisrhwatymlopted. On motion of Moore the muur of advertis ing for bids for Bale oonuKwas placed in tho handB of the-preeident and secre tary. JSo further business was con sidered. A three-year-old boy, eon of Engineer Eviwh of the motor Hue between Album and St. John's climbed on, the motor, in tho absence of his lather, and made a six mile run to Albina without accident Wednesday. Lack of steam and a heavy grade caused tbo engine to slow down before the end of tho track was reached and a motorman succeeded in boarding tho engine and stopping it within a few feet of tile terminus. I'rof. S. 1'. Barrett, of Salt Lake, brother to the Into Dr. P. O. Barrett, has been here since tho f uncial hut expects to visit a daughter in North Yakima before returning to Utah. He has followed his profession as teacher for forty-two yearB. Ho taught at The Dalles four years, and at Baker City eight years. Lately lie has been sojourn ing with a daughter in Salt Lake, where ho went for his health, and which he heems to have entirely regained, Glacier. ' A gentleman who arrived in the city yesterday from Sumpter reports a great deal of sickness in the famous little town. Smallpox Is very numerous and man are leaving on that account, while there are many severe and fatal caees of pneu monia. Smallpox is also prevalent at Baker City. And yet the papers are mum on tho question. TheSpokceman Review of Spokane has adopted the right course m giving tho exact truth in regard to the disease in that city, and aptly says "it is tho unknown that strikes torror to the human heart," and to tell tho trutji Is the best policy, Like their leader, the blmetalists who were so badly beaten in a debate recent ly at the Students' Literary Club, refuse to be downed, and now bob up serenely, claiming that It "wasn't fair," and that they were not given time enough, eo they took their "doll rags and went home." They also deeply regret that Mr. Gourlay declined to accept the chal lenge of Mr, Floed to debate the money question on another date, Mr. Gourlay claims that not an argument which he advanced was met by the opposition on the former occasion, then why should they again desire to be downed. It would be a useless waste of the soeiet 's time. That a bad penny alwaye returns lias been verified by the experience of the officers at the city headquarters yester day. Carl Matson, the drunk who was discharged on a promise of reformation, wiib brought back by Phirman last night and fined $10 wortli of work at the wood it i pile. Sam Seversou is another miscreant who returned, and is now working out his $2 line on t tie sewer. Tim Kelsay U'tlD nlun nrructtwl fur i'nrr i nrv n n A Aa. 8j charged. John Ryan's whiskey must khave been very sour, for he went into the I. X. L. restaurant and began drink ing his eoilee out of a eugar bowl ; when tho manager objected ho proceeded to iweeten tho entire room by sprinkling tho room with the sweet substance. I'hirman appeared on the scene and took 1 1 i in where sugar is minus. This morning he paid bis $2 fine. I'KOI'I.K YOU AM. KNOW. J. II. today. Boh en, of Foseii, is in town R.'F. Glbons returned last night from Portland. Miss Myra Helm came up from Port land last night. J. II. Dethnnn eamo up from liingen (not on tho IUiine, but the Columbia) last night. Mis. W. H. Moody returned last niuht from a few days' visit with relatives in Portland. K. Peck, father of Mrs. B. A. Gillord, was a pass-enger on this morning's boat for Portland. Mr. and Mrs. R. E. Ilaworth went down to Stevenson this morning on ti business trip. Mrs. M. A. Ewing left on the boat this morning to visit with her son, who is a lawyer in Vancouver. Mies Bessie Lang, who has made a three weeks' visit with friends in Port land, returned on last night's boat. J. W. Howard and W. Wurssweiior, prominent business men of Prineville, came in from that place yesterday. MiVlrgiiia Marden, who has spent tUn)a"Sb& weeks visiting the family of E. LfinTlMiJn Hood Hiver, returned homo last nikNiT. Frank MeFarland, who has been in suring his old friends and many new ones, during tho past week, returned to his homo in Portland yesterday. I). M. Gaunt, who formerly owned tho Goldendale stage line, but now has a lino out of Kosebnrg, came up from that place last night and left this morning for Klickitat county. A. F. Kvlck, postmaster at Victor, spent yesterday hi The Dalles. Ho gives tlwsame jwports received from every secttbv regarding the mildness of the winter yfa its effect upon vegetation. The hiyfiinujass is making Us appearance two iontlieN earlier than usual and everything looks promising. t.out, Somewhere either on Ninth, Union or Second street, as far east as Washington, a gold enameled pin ; crescent shaped. Finder will be rewarded by leaving same at this office, or Mrs. Phillips' millinery store. j253t ARTESIAN WELL8. The Htatn Wilt lift Ankml for Klinitu tn llnlp In Ksiierlinchtlrig. LATE WAR NEW8. Warren Ca)ittirml Nplonl:o IVerinexliiy Night, Hut Withdrew Lint Night. At the last session of tlm state legis lature, a bill was introduced by the late t repreeontativo Sydney G. Hawsotij of Gilliam county, asking the state to ap propriate $42,000 to help along tho work of boring artesian wells throughout the semi-arid lands of Oregon. At that time the idea waB looked upon more as an experiment than otherwise, but lately it has been pretty thoroughly demon strated that the plan Ib feasible, and the matter is again being brought forth for discussion. Tho bill introduced by Mr. Hawson passed tho lower house, but met defeat in the senate, Its di f at has in no wife dampened the ardor of its promoters, and, when the next session convenes, they hopo successfully to carry it through and get aid from the state toward defraying tho expenses of the experimenting. Tho counties that will bo directly af fected by this ptopositmn are Sherman, Crook, Waeco, Gilliam, Morrow, Grant, Baker, Union, Willowa. Malheur, Lake, Klamath, and Umatilla. Like this county, each of the others possesses vast districts in trhich there is practically no water, and, in many instances, ranch- orsaro compelled to haul water in bar rels and tanks for miles for household and other purposes. Umatilla county is probably more fortunate in this respect than a great many others ; but eyen here, there are numerous instances where the farmers who own ranches tin the bench hinds are compelled to haul water for several miles. In some of the other counties it is re ported to be even worse, in eomo caees water being carried in tanks from 12 to 14 miles. A case of this kind is said to exist in Gilliam county, a rancher there being obliged to haul water 14 miles for household purposes and for the water ing of stock. To keep this up requires the constant services of one man and four horses. Dozens of olher cases are cited being nearly as bad. Those promoting the idea claim that underlying these territories there are vast deposits of artesian water. The ranchers, however, do not feel justified in experimenting at their own expense, but should they receive aid from tho state a number would have wells sunk. They realize the great ad vantages that would result and the valuo it would add to their farms, but they do not feel justified in undertaking the work alone. A great many ranchers claim they would not hesitate a moment to expend their money in boring for artesian water, but they first desire to have it demonstrated that the plan is feasible. It is to demonstrate this fact that the state will be called upon to lend its aid, and an appropriation will bo asked for. The promoters of the meas- nro contend that tho state will be the principal gainer, as tho lands will be come much more valuable when once water is obtained on them. Valuation would naturally increase, more taxes would be paid, and thus increase the revenue of the state's treasury. E. O. Subscribe for Thk Ciihonici:. An associated dispatch received this afternoon is to tho effect, that Warren's troops captured Spionkop Wednesday night, being inveigled into it by the Boers, who, having big gutiB planted on all surrounding kopjes, immediately opened a shell fire that made It too hot for them. On Thursday night, under cover of darknesB, Warren withdrew with his troops. The English losses are given as 24 killed, 154 wounded and 31 missing. Gen. Woodgate was danger ously wounded. Dr. Leyde, tho Iransvaals' agent at Paris, said Boer losses were 212 killed and 1000 wounded. A dispatch from London says: "Great est anxiety here. Iloports that heavy battle is progressing near Ladysmith and Boers resisting. Britisli losses be lieved very heavy, That Throbbing flearfnche Would quickly leave you, if you nsetl Dr. King's New Life Pills. Thousands of suffierers have proved their matchless merit for Sick and Nervous Headaches. They make pure blood and stronn nerves and build up your health. Easy, to take. Try them. Only 25 conts.. Money back if not cured. Sold by Blakeley & Houghton, druggists. I Situation Wanted. A young man wants situation in a sheep camp. Address, jan20-lw H. Dei.to, The Dalles, Ore. Clarke A Falk's flavoring extracts aro the best." Ask your crocer for them. VOGT Opera House F. J. Clarke, Manager. Friday & Saturday Jan. 26 U 11 Engagement Extraordinary A Ghee? f ul Liar Howling, Side-Splitting, Screamingly Funny. 200 Nights in Chicago. 230 Niehts in New York. 1,000,000 people have seen it. PPJCES: Ganeral admission 33c Reserved seats 50c Children a 25c ' Reserved seats on sale at Clarke & ; Falk's drugstore. ' I 'ii HI FIEE- f : I With every one dol lar purchase at our store during January and February we will give a chance on a I J 1 -$50- if i nf Aluminized Garland Steel Range. H is 1 I j piaier i Benton Mfififi D e n t. SEEDS. SEEDS. SEEDS. P m m P W W m A Splendid Assortment of Choice Garden. Grass and Vegetable SEEDS IN BULK. Seed Wheat, Seed Oits, Seed Rye, Seed Barley, Seed Buckwheat, Seed Corn King Philip Corn, Stowell's Evergreen Corn, Early Minnesota Corn, Kaflir Corn, Egyptian Corn, White Horniny Corn. Early Rose Potatoes, Bnrbauk Potatoes, Spring Vetches, Brouie Grass, Cheap Chicken Wheat, Poultry Food, Ceo Supplies. A magnificent stock of Staple and Fancy Groceries, all of which will he sold at close prices for CASH at the Feed, Seed and Grocery Store of J. H. CROSS. DQ H d TJl CD H O w SEEDS. SEEDS. SEEDS. Wo have added to our largo stock of staplo and fancy gro ceries, a lino of fresh vcgoiablosand solicit a sharo of your patronage Telephone your order for California Cauliflour i California Cabhago, California Sweet l'o tutooi, Colory, Boots, Turnips, Rutabagas, Also Orangos, Bananas, Lomons. Pb k Mars M'a ; .7 A A" ri . - 7 . i x rTA va.ta att: ai at? I ! a. t a ata ia :u a- atattati erA'(;7 5 The Great STEEL &nd MALLEA- 3 BLE IRON RANGES, 'A JVtajestie Are MADE TO LAST A LIFETIME, and aro A ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED. I I Romombor that wo aro soiling tho samo from $45.00 to $60.00 j Which is a saving to our customers of from $15 to $25 !jj over pricu charged by peddlers for inforior ranges. 'jj Write for pamphlet, "Majostic Evidence-." 1WRVS & COUUE. ll.Vi MXtMt I VUtt AMATAa