0.R.&N. For a Nice Suit of Clothes. l'antlng, Ovcrcoalin-or Fancy Vesting. than 100,000 inhabitants, its Imperial istic appetite is immense. Rut if it doesn't annex thiugs now in n hurry the opportunity may be lost. A good Artemas Ward's mule story lias boon recalled by the opisodo at Nicholson's Nek. Artemas told of a young nnilo driver kicked by his team who informed his mother that he had come home to die. Her reply was: "So I perceive, my son; but where are the uiulrsf" IIT rou tiki: snmnULK, t'KOM tUt.I.KS. , 11)11 VK FltOM. wit irinit i.hVc Denver. Ft. Miiil ! Worth. Otiiitlm, Kan- Mall 3:15 ii m and Motors 11:60 V. iu. I mis city, , i-ouis Slioknne Wnllii Wnllii, SjKiknno, l'lver Mlnni'iiiiolls. St. 1'nnl, Blioknno Flyer. A:no ii. m 5:Wj). in.) itn lutli, Milwimki-c, MANUKACTUIUCIl 11Y drug sign.- Kindlv call anil examine my stock of Im ported and Domestic Woolens. A fine stock to elect from. 6ults made Irom the lowest prices to the high ect grade. Fine Tailoring. J. A. Eberle TUG DALL1J;, OICKGON. The Dalles Daily Ghponiele. BUUSGKIl'TION l'KICE. One week $ 15 One month 50 One year 6 00 TUESDAY .... - NOV. 14, 1SS9 SUNBEAMS FROM CUCUMBERS. Mr. William J. Bryan went out into bis political garden Saturday and gathered in a dozon election cucumbers, and proceeded with tbo skill of a political prestidigitateur to extract therefrom several smiling sunbeams, says the Telegram. Mary land was again safely Democratic. Kentucky was badly mixed up just now,, but would be all right next year. The Nebraska cucumber, a fine, large, yellow specimen, afforded on dissection a Hood of light. There was no doubt about Nebraska. Ohio needed more skillful treatment before the illuminating and caloric-conveying rays could be extracted, but they soon shene upon the operator's face and flamed from his tongue. Mc Lean and Jones together had 50,000 more votes than Nash; therefore the Republican part)' is in the minority in Ohio, and can he easily beaten next year. The New York cucum ber readily yielded a fine little beam in the statement that Assemblyman Mazet had been defeated, and an other in the fact that the Republican vote had decreased, though not much light or heat could be obtained from the further fact that the Re publicans bad gained twelve members of the legislature. However, the Lincoln farmer and professional orator succeeded to his Oivn apparent satisfaction in extract ing enough sunbeams from these election cucumbers to cheer him on bis voluble way till the meeting of the next national convention. The New Yoik Sun divulges the following very interesting informa tion: "Another disputed chapter in Admiral Dewey's' career has been mitten aright through tbo revela tions ot his recent courtship. Evi dently before the Spanish war began lie bad been told, as a reply to his application for special consideration, to 'go and get a reputation.' He went and got it, but the orders that drove him to Manila apparently wcte neither Secretary Long's nor Gov ernor Roosevelt's." In a stiff war with the Roers Eng land has discovered some weak spots in its army, just as the United States discovered the "cankers of a long peace" when it went to war with Spain. A London dispatch says "the public is beginning, with some anxiety, to sec what would have hap pened should any great power have taken the opportunity to attack Great Biitain." In that event it would have been discovered that the other great power had weak spots In its army. The little Orange Free State is annexing territory freely by procla mation. For u government with less There Is more Catarrh in this eection of the- country than all othe diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to be incurable. For a great many years doctors pronounced it a local disease, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatmeut, pronounced it incurable. Science has proyen catarrh tobe a constitutional disease, and there fore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrah Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney k Co., Toledo, Ohio, is tho only constitutional cure on the market. It is taken internally in doses from ten drops ton teasooonful. It acts direct'. y on tne D.oort and mucoue surraces ot tne system. Thov offer one hundred doiiars lor anv case it faiia to cure. Send for circulars and testmonials. Address, F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. 7 All persons wishing to take children, either boys or girls, for legal adoption or on indenture, should write to V. T. Gardner, superintendent of the Boys' and Girls' Aid Society of Oregon, at Portland, who can procure for them de sirable children of all ages. All applica tions muet be filed in advance. tf Turkey Shoot. There will be a turkey and pigeon shoot on the beach Wednesday and Thursday, Nov. 29th and 30th, conducted bv A. Y. Marsh and Isaac Jole3. td-d.tiv J. D. Bridges, Editor "Democrat," Lancaster, N. II., says, "One Minute Cough Cure is the best remedy for croup I ever used." Immediately relieves and cures coughs, colds, croup, asthma, preumonia, bronchitis, grippe and all throat and lucg troubles. It prevents consumption. Butler Drug Co. I had dyspepsia fifty-seven years and never found permanent relief till I used Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. Now I am well and feel like a new man," writes S. J. Fleming, Murray, Neb. It ie the best digestant known. Cures all forms of in digestion. Physicians everywhere pre scribe it. Butler Drug Co. Millions of dollars, is the value placed by Mrs. Mary Bird, Harrisburg, Pa., on the life of her child, which she saved from croup by the use of One Minute Cough Cure. It cures all coughs, colds and throat and lung'troubles. Butler Drug Co. ?mmm f.k,tofi Vi'C'AUITt, LOST V'CiOR AND MANHOOD Cures Impotency, Night Emissions ana wasting diseases, all clfecta of self- abuse, or excess and Indis cretion. Anervo tonic and blood builder. Brings the pinl: glow to'pale checks am vAyCSwe? restores the lire of vouth. By mall SOc per box; O boxes tor $!2.BO; with a written trtntran teo to euro or refund tho money. NERVITA MEDICAL CO. Clinton AJaclcaon St3., CHICAGO, ILL. Sold by Blakeley & Houghton, The Dalles, Oregon. You well know that a good drug sign is the patronage which is bestowed on the store. It is tho purity of tho goods handled and tho manner of doing busi ness that makes and keeps this business. We are pleased with the result of our ef forts to supply tho best drugs at the best price. We are particular about the compounding of them. RELIABLE PHARMACISTS. 175 SBCQUd Street. THE DALLES Jast What Yoa uaant. New ideas m Wall Paper here. Such wide variety as we aro showing never be fore graced a,single stock. Real imita tion creton effects at ordinary prices. Good papers at chean paper prices. Elegant designs, taetefui colorings, yours for a small price, at our store on Third street. Aleoafull line of house paints. D. W. VAUSE, Third St. More Flies Are Caught Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. Digests what you eat. Itartlftalallti r1iorp.sr.a t.hn fnnrl nnH oldo 'Ma turn In nt.renirt hpnlnrr nni rannn. structlnjrthe exhausted digestive or fans. It lathelatestdlscovereddlgest ant and tonic. No other preparation can approach It in efficiency. It in Btantlv relieves and nernianpnt.lv mrpi Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn, Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea, SickHeadache,Gastralgia,Cramps,ana all other results of lmperfectdlgestion. Butler Drug Co,, Tho Djtllee, Oregon IMlCA 1 I Axle J Grease -1 I helps the team. Saves wear and I expense. Sold everywhere. M STANDARD OIL OO. JB with molasses than vinegar, is an old saying, but Tanglefoot Fly Paper catches more than either. No insect can resist its attraction and once within its power tne tormenting possibilities of that insect are over. Price 5c per double sheet. Our stock contains m nv other prepa rations for destruction of instet life. M. Z. DONNELL, Druggist. BROS. (iE.NHKAL BiacRsmiins hANDik Horsesnoe is Wagon and Carriage Wark. Plan Brothers' Wagon. Tbird and Mcwd, Phone 159 1 i . X j I aV Clarke & Falk have received a carload of the celobrated James E. Patton trictly pure liquid paints. 3 I', ni. FllOM l'ORTLANIi. Oci'iin Stt'iimslilin. For miii FrawtKOo JniuiHty mul every II vo days tlietenltcr. 8 ii. m. Kx.biuuiiiy Columbln Kv. Stcmcr. To Astokia nml Wuy Snturilny ljindlngn. 1U . Ul. 6 II. m. WlLLAltKTTK HlVRR. Ex.siiinlnyiOrcKon City. Newbtri;, Sulem & Way Land's. i l. tn. I v. til. Kx.hunda) 4:n0ji. m. Kx.au mlrt y AMERICAN IMPULSE WHEEL CO SUITABLE FOR DRIVING GENERATORS AND STAMP MILLS, ELEVATORS, PRINTING PRESSES, ETC Circulars and particulars furnished on application. F. S. GUNNING, Agent, uir-ifi THE DALLES, OltKGON T a. m, IWlLLAMCTTK ANI YAM-1 't.oO . m. Tnesrtiur., Jin.. Kivkhs. !Mon.,NVtM nml but. ! Urepou City, Dnyton, mid Frl. ! and Wny-JjiniUiiKs. On. m. I WlLLAMRTTF. ItlVEll. Tuo..Tlmr,j i'ortliuul to Corvnlllt, ami Sat.i and WHy-ljindliiKS. 1:30 ii. m. Tilt"., lhut mid Sat. Lv lilpnrln daily Snakk ItlVKIl. HI .fl rin to Lvwlkton. I.KAVB Lkwistoji dally l'artle ilolnmr tn so to Hi'imnertlioilld tato No. 4, leaving 'I he llnllet at b:'M . 1:1 inuklni.' ill ret t ronncctlons at Ileiitmcr junction HeturnliiK maliliiKdlrectcouiieotiou at Ilcppucr Junction wltli No. J, arriving at 1 no Dalk'sat CI.') ii. ni. No. il.'.tlirouclittreljjht, east bound, doci not carry patteiiKcrs; arrlvts l:m u. m., uepatts 3:00 a.m. No. !, local frclsht, carrlei patciiKers, onH bound: arrives i ;'M u. ni depurtM :15 p.m. No. 21, wett bounii throuitli fnlsht, does not carry passengers; arrives a:15 p in., depnrti U;sop. in. No. 23, west bound local freight, carries pas icuKern; arrives 5:15 p. in., departs 8:S0 a. tn. For full particulars call on O. It. A N. C'o.'ii Rgent The Dulles, or addrecs W. II. IIUItLllUItT, (ion Tan. Agt., 1'ortlaml. Or. p. s. Gunning, Blacksmith, Wagon Shop, Horseshoeing. Dealer in Blacksmith-Supplies, Cor, S6coM & Lanolin, 'Phone 151 Tie column Fac kies o., PACKERS OF PORKand BEEF MAN'UKACTUKKKB UK Fine Lard and Sausages Curers of BRAND HAMS & BACON JRIKD BEEF, ETC. J. 8. HCHXNlC, fresidenu II. M. 11KA1. , Cathlei First national Bank. THE DALLES OREGON A General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, subject to Bight Draft or flhfwlr. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on dav of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange Bold on New York, Ban Francisco and Port land. DIRBCTOKS D. P. Thompson. Jmo. B. Bchiinok, Ed. M. Williams, Gko. A. Libbb. II. M. Bkall. 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE in Trade Marks JItlQNB HAMDinuva Am - - wwr- n.un I WW. oulcklv liiCHrtnlii ruir itilnWu. i!:.- Iiivtiiitlnn.i probably imtiinttbla. Cuiiiiuunlck' "'If. v.,.iim, .m riwu.uir imilllllsUIU. t oiiiiuuiucf-. I lima ml rl(4 1 M.nflilui I ! (..niwi. :'fr iit free. Oldeit uiiency t or ucurlntt jiatenn. Scientific Jtmcrican. . w r bu WMbtostwi, 1 mm mwmmwm www C. J. STUBLING Wholesale and Rotall Wines, Liquors and Cigars. Agency for the Greate t American Liquor Yellowstone Sour Mash Whiskey, WHISKEY from $'.'.76 m $0.00 pur millon. (4 to ll vunrs old.) " IMPORTED 00QN AO Inun $7.00 to $1.00 per trillion. (11 to '-'0 yenrs old.' 0ALIF0RKIA BRANDIEB Itom 8.L'f to (i.t)0 per tnillon. (A to 1) yenrs oid? ONLY THE PUREST LIQUORS SOLD. 0LTMPIA BEER on draught, and Vul Blatz and Olympia Beor in bottle hnportrd Alo and l'ortur. JOBBERS IN IMPORTED and DOMESTIC CIGARS. Wasco Warehouse Company Headquarters Headquarters Headquarters Headquarters Headquarters ton Flour. Wa sell our goods lower tl call and get cm pnevs nnd Ihi for Seed. Grain of ail kinds, for Feed Grain ot pii kinds, for Rolled Grain, an kinda for Bran. Shorts, TmlH for "Byers' Best" Pendle- This Flour is manufactured expressly lor funil; use; every pacK is gunruuieeu to givo Biiinacuw. iihi any house in the trade, nnd if you don't IbiaiM convinced. Highest Prices Paid for Wheat. Barley and Oats. STEAM LAUNDRY. Dewey white wash? Yes, and wash white. You can Havana thing washed at tho Steam Laundry. Tho Maine point is quality and tho Merritt of our work is such that people go Miles to patronize us. Our prices aro not Hobson's choice, but tho standard ratos, which aro not Cevera high as somo people think, and wo want to C-U-B-A customor of ours. Corner of First and Court Street, 'Phone 341. THE DALLES. OB. DEALERS IN All kinds of Funeral Supplies CrandallS Barget UNDERTAKERS P EMBALMERS The Dallos, Or. Robes, Burial Shoes Etc. PIONEER BAKERY. I have re-opened this well-known Bakery, &nd am now prepared to supply every body with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also all kinds of Staple and Panoy Grocer es. , GEORGE RUCH, Pionter Grocer.