Acts gently on the
Kidneys, Liver
and Bowels
Cleanses the System
HTUAlCONST'ION
i umu PERMANENTLY
BUY THE GENUINE.-MAHTO By
(auivrniaITgpSyrvf.
l'GUI'LE YOU ALL KNOW.
M. F. Iiotert?, of Mitchell, is in the
city.
W. G. Allaway and ron, Delanin,
went down to Portland today.
Miss M. Thomas and Miss N. Wa'tkina
of Wasco, epriit today in our city.
Mrs. W. C. Yor.in and child and Mrs.
F. N Winilcr are in the city from
Eu,zeiie.
J. F. Moore has spent tlie greater por
tion nf the week attending .uicnit court
in Etiiiene.
Mrs. T. J. feu "ere, who has epent a
few days in Portland, returned on the
late train last night.
liecorder Gates was among the Dalles
it km who lelt tin morning to attend the
exp gition in Portland.
Frank Davenport and wife came up
frnru Hood River last night ami were
viaitors in town todty.
Mrs. H. Glenn and daughters, Misses
flattie and Grace, returned last night
fr.m a vim to Portland.
Miss Maude Clarke, of the Ciiho.vicle,
went tiuAii on tli Flyer this morning to
attend tlie exposition in Portland.
Miss Maggie Glaze, of Frineville, who
'has been vii-ilin m this citv, left this
unurning for a short stay in Fortiand.
Uernie Sellfck is in from bis hntn'
near Hoyd. He says they have had
Enow in bis vicinity, anu neavy float
lor a week past.
Hon. J. N. Williamson, who lias spent
a wefk past in Purtiaml, leturned to
this city iuir. niuht and left for his home
in Frineville this morning.
Mrs. Geo. Litibe and Miss Valesca
Lielie were passengers un the Fly-r this
innrn'n; bound lor the metropolis,
where they will visit friend '.
Rev. and Mr?. I). V. Foling returned
t'o- niorninv.' Imm their visit in Walla
Walla, po that Mr. Toling will cc. upy
bin pulpit ui tiie Congregational church
riiiriday.
B. F. Linyley and wife and II. F.
Lanyley, Jr , nii't wite, acomnanied by
Miss Alnia Inne.i, arrived in 'ill - Dilles
from Walla WalU yesterday. Mr I a
ley lias tieen fieiflit solicitor ior the
Gieat Northern, but will now go into
business in The Dalles. With Ins fain
ilv he will occupv tlie hone which will
ecoii be VHCiied by Dr. iJ.mne, Many
of 'our citiz-ns are acquainted with Mr.
Lintr'ey and aro tilad to welcome him
and his' family as residents of our city.
HOKX.
In this city, Momlav, Oct. 8:h, to
Sir. and .Mrs. .Im. Urea, a daughter;
weight eight puiiuds.
Double Tioln Hnrvico to h'nn Frunelacu,
On October 15th the .Southern Pacific
Co. will hianKtiraiH a "Daylight Ex
press," leavimr Portland at 8:30 a. m.,
and reaching San Francisco at 7'Ao next
ovenluK rn!y one night out. liotti
standard Pullman and tourist sleepers
will be. attached. This new train is in
addition to the present 7 p. in. Shasta
Overland, and will give many passengers
tin; desired opportunity lo see enroute
tiie Great Willamette, Uuipqua and Sac
ramento Valleya without loss i.f time,
and still arrive in Oakland and Han
Francisco at n seasonable hour.
Kudol Dyspepsi t Cure is a scientific
C3uipouii I having the endorsement of
eminent physicians and the medical
piesa. It "di;njtH what you eul" and
positively cures dyspepsia. M. A. Ketron,
ldoomingdali', Teiin., says it cured him
of iudiyeston of ten years' atandini;.
Duller Drug Co. '
' Clarke & Falk have on sale a full line
of paint and uitUlVbruebtf.
THE STRAW HAT.
The Vlclltude of III Brief Caratr
front the Simp to thm
Uotlrr.
The approach of the straw hatseatoa
encournges Travis Mc.MuIn to offer tho
1 i!l i I .1
luiiuwiMj,' ousi'.rvuuuns:
No one knows who wears the first
I straw hat In straw lint time. Ask any ,
man, and if lie doesn't acknowledge, 1
that he saw other men wearing straw i
hats before he bought one he is prob-!
nbly lvinff. Hut approximately about I
June 13 the average eitien lintls him- I
i self removing his old felt hat nnd re- j
i gardiug the meistcned nnd darkened ;
j iand therein with little favor. I
A few days later he stalks perspiring-
ly unci desperately into n liat store,
wnere ne is pieaseu lo note tnnt several
in
I other men tire smirking at their rcllec-
tions in the glass from beneath nice, 1
clean, new straw hats. I
The smiling salesman dives deep into
a cylindiieal box and produces a spot
less straw hat, which he sets gently
upon the customer's head.
To be more exact, he sets it upon the
customer's ears, and he resembles a
stage hobgoblin.
Another dive into another cylindrical
box brings to light a hat of smaller cali
ber, which rocks insanely upon the cus
tomer's cranium and causes him to cast
a reflection in the pier glass as of a prat
tling infant in trousers.
Finding that through the magic in
fluence of straw hats of divers kinds he
resembles a Methodist divine, n Harlem
sport, Grover Cleveland and a Green
ltiver pirate, he selects a hat by size
rather than style.
He reasons, of course, that man never
looks his best in a hat. The new hat is
stiff and gummy as. to touch; it grips
his temples and possesses air spaces
fore nnd aft that n New York Sunday
paper could not fill.
In forcing it down to make it fit, the
brim thereof acquires that pathetic
droop which characterizes the Salvation
Army bonnet, and his forehead the pe
culiar finish of a Missouri corncob.
Hut-he has bought a straw hat.
lie enjoy3 undisputed possession of
his new hat for several blocks, when it
is disputed by a sudden gust of wind.
3n an instant he is lumbering after an
elusive straw hat, which rolls nnd
bounds hilariously before him on its
stiff new brim.
Finally a newsboy jumps upon it with
both muddy feet and restores it, a bat
tered wreck, to its indignant owner,
who carefully wipes the mud into its
rough surface anil smoothes out the
battered brim, which greatly resembles
a circular saw after an encounter with
a rafting spike.
It is no longer n new hat, no longer n
thing of beauty, the envy of his ac
quaintances. From a well-dressed man he lias de
generated into simply a man in a straw
hat.
After. n few weeks' use, and with a
hazy idea of the probable result, he
takes it to a done-while-you-wait reno
vating establishment.
It is returned to him three sizes
smaller and of a beautiful ecru tint.
And when the gooseflesh breezes
make an ovt-reoat a necessity, and con
ventionality protests bitterly against
the use of a straw hat in conjunction
with the same, tlie hat is cast into the
old-clothes closet.
There it remains, a caricature of its
former self, to he given to the -oor
when it shall have become cold enough
for the poor properly to appreciate it.
Chicago Kecord.
SHIRT-WAIST PARTIES.
A Profitable Coiiililiuitlon of Snclul
and Oonieiitle Employment for
the Home.
Shirt-waist parties are the latest en
tertainment. It Ik a very pretty way
to pass an ttfternoon with one's girl
friends. And one lias no iden how
many of these necessary adjuncts of
the summer outfit one can turn oil'
in several of these afternoons together
Chatting, the needle flies, nnd if one of
the girls lias a machine she "runs" the
hardest parts of the waists for the
guests.
Of course, each girl brings her own
work bag, which may lie of some dainty
tiilk, drawn into u pouch nnd slung
ni cr her arm. They look so much like
opera bags that no one would suspect
they contained emeries, needle cases,
i:issorn, thread nnd even patterns.
Tlie hostess generally furnishes the
sewing circle with strawberries nnd
cream.
The waists nrc made very simply, nnd
nil are out from the same pattern, un
less theie be those who ean originnle
a bit in this way, and then there tire
endless possibilities for expression of
nice ideas, jabots, fancy yokes, luce
iiiKcrtions and npplitmcs of true lov-
l.n' I rw.tu -. It... .--.t..-i:u I.. .11.1... wl
. . .i i., iw.n ui . lit. ii , -ii,--, in, in iimiwii hum
embroidery, can be adopted.
h'nch girl nt tlie shirt-wnist party is
asked to bring n color to mutch (he
confectionery of the tiny, and ull pink
prevails one afternoon, blue another,
green another, nnd ho on. Cincinnati
Knqulrer.
llurae fur Hale.
A good four-horse tea. a, and colt five
months old, harness, good farm wagon,
and spring hack. A bargain. For par
ticulars nd(Jres, C. II. I.l'tiikii,
Oel3 lw Hood Itivor.
Feed rye for salt) at the Waico Ware
home, tf
FIRST FLOWER MISSION
Tbe Sweet Chnrltr TVnn Instituted In
DiMton Tlilrt)- Year Ago by
llclcn Tlnklmm.
To the Inspiration of Miss Helen V.
Tinkliani, of linston, the missions for
I At H . ... .... ..
xne (iisirinuiion 01 Mowers ninon? tlie
poor, the Kiel; nntl the nijetl in oureit
ies owe tlieir origin. Thli t,y .venrs hro
the ilrst llower mission wns formed,
with Miss Tiukliam nt its heml, nntl
she has ever since been identified with
the work, nays Ladies Home.lournal.
In the spring of SG9 Miss Tinkliuin
sjs.' s.rss?is
fragrant bloom under the nmirlenl
breath of April, l.'pon returning to
, iiostnn slie observed with what wist-
mi eyes tlie children plnving about the
railroad station viewed tlie (lowers she
brought with her, and how cngerlv the.
nceented those she offered them. This
incident led her to urge tlie church
going people to cooperate in collect
ing and distributing (lowers. A meet
ing was held and the work soon start
ed. Ilnstou is, therefore, the birthplace
of the llower missions, n form of chari
ty which has extended to every section
of this country, and crossed the Atlan
tic. RELIC-PILFERING MINISTERS.
The) Chin IMeccn Off the WnnhlriKtiin
Monument nntl I'n- Well
for Them.
Col. Dingham, superintendent of
public buildings and grounds, who has
charge of the Washington monument,
.ays one of tlie greatest troubles the
watchmen nt the monument have to
contend with is the chipping of these
memorial stones by relic hunters. "One
of the strangest things in regard to
these relic hunters," said Col. llingham,
"is tlie fact that more than one-half of
the men arrested for chipping oft" relies
are clergymen. When the police arrest
these despoilers and start with them
to the stntion house, says the New
York Mail and Express, tlie man will
begin to ask what is tlmpcnnlty and try
to beg oft, lie is told that the fine is a
heavy one, but that $15 security can
he put up for appearance in tlie police
court. Then the prisoner explains that
lie is a minister of the Gospel ami meant
no harm, and that he could not stand
the disgrace of appearing in a police
court. He ends tip by giving up the
collateral, after generally trying to cut
it down to ten dollars, saving he has
only thnt amount with him."
Main y IincnnBe.
Tlie Malay language is spoken by
more than 40,000,000 persons. It is said
to be easy to learn, as it has almost no
grammar.
BUSINESS LOCALS.
Ue C!irku& Falk's quinine hair tonic
to keep duiidrutTfrom the head.
You will not have boils if you take
Clarke &: Falk's sure cure for boils.
Clarke &, Falk's flavoring extracts are
the best. Ask your grocer for them.
Ash your grocer for Clarke & Falk'6
pure concentrated flavoring extracts.
Floral lotion will cure wind chapping
and sunburn. Manufactured by Clarke
& Falk.
Latest thing in cameras are Im
proved Magazine cyclones at IDotinell'a
drug, store.
Fresh cracked Nebraska corn nt the
Wasco warehouse. Finest kind of
chicken feed. mcli25-tf
Standard fashions will give you the
latest cut in all garments for fall wear.
Peate &. Mays.
"Vanity Fair" teats are selling fast,
f t it'n g i'ni to be a taking performance.
0 .11 at ijutici'e and see about your seat.
Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets are sold on
a positive guarantee. CureJliotrt-buru,
raising of the food, distress after eating,
or any form of dyspepsia. Ono little
tablet gives immediate relief. 25 els.
and 50 eta. Illakeley & Houghton, drug-
B'ste.
At a hacrl ficu.
Fortj ncres, ).j mile from Snrague
landing, mile from Careon P. O.,
Skamania Co., Wash. Good box house,
four rooms anil bath. Outbuildings good.
Two acres young orcliard winter apples.
Land all good, and easily cleared. Five
or six acres sediment, noil very rich.
Sacrificed for $2."0; worth $500. Don't
spend time writing, come and see it.
J. K. Diioivm.
B I HUMTINUTON II S WIUON
HUNTINGTON & WIUON.
ATTOKNKYH AT LAW,
TUK JMU.Kri, OK KG Of.
aw 07-" M.ntNat. Ban
I WmW0ML lightens
IFI1U! f
I Axle J
I help tho team. Saves wear and I
expeusc. Bold everywhere
STANDARD OIL CO
i Admiral George Dewey
j
u-m receive the most roynl welcome on Oct. 1st.
nc3t that was ever accorued to on American
-itlien.
You will And ncompletobloeraphy cTttusirrefti
1 hero, Including hU brilUaut victory over the Hpn'
W lt" authoritative una up
date work of reference, the.
New Werner Edition of the
Encyclopedia
Britannica
This Is the only encyclopccdln on tho market tlmt
mentions Admiral Dewey. It rIvcs tho dato of his
birth; how ho spent his boyhood days; the part ho
took in tho Civil War, how after the War ho was
employed on .the European station; in tho Naval
Academy; his rlso to tho rank of commander and
President of tho Board oflnspcctlon nnd Survey;
his command of the Asiatic Squadron; liorr on
April 27th ho Ictt Ilong Kong with his squadron,
found and destroyed tho Spanish Fleet, at Manila,
on Stay 1st; his appointment cs Acting Kear Ad
miral, tho honors ho received from Congress, nnd
how on March 2nd, 1S99, ho was created full Ad
miral. It speolcs of hlmns a strict dhclplinarian,
an all-around athlete, a daring horseman and
huntsman, and toclally A good club man and a
general favorite. It tells of his marriage to JIImi
Susy Goodwin, a daughter of tho "flghtlns gov
ernor" of New Hampshire, who died In 1ST.', leav
ing a son, Georgo Goodwin Dewey. r
Governor Theodore Roosevelt
Admiral Schley
Admiral Sampson
Capt. Clark of the Oregon
and scores of other noted personages not C7cn
mentioned in any other Encycloradla receive the
camo attention in this edltiou of the
Encyclopedia Britannica I
It speaks of General Wood as Governor of Santi
ago; of General Henry ns Governor-General ot
Porto Rico; of Agulnaldo's declaration of War
against the V. S. Mfe
YOD HEED THIS COMPLETE SUMMARY
of human knowledge and progress, wherein infor
mation Is more easily found and acquired than in
any other book or encyclopaedia in tho world,
IN YOUR HOME.
TOR SJLLZ BY
I. C. NICKELSEN,
Trilby
For wood, chips, knots,
shavings, corn cobs,
hay or poat.
oo. Qo$o
ConstrnctlonTlilii Is mi nlr
tight liinter of II vol hu:t MU'I
tj-: It hu CtHT 1IION UNINiib,
iiiiiUing it ilurnlilu; ul'" Imx from
letil diHr, wist lni in.d lull torn miii
oniHiiiuiiiiil tmliig top, wiih grlddlo
cover underneath.
Nlckflllno It link nickeled um,
immu plato nml foot ptllit. Wuliuven
roinpk'io Mock of llivin on linnet,
(.nIIhikI kc our mock before busing
clucwhere.
i
Notion.
All niemliora of tliu W. U. O. nro
earneatly requested to meet for drill
work n Fraternity Hall next Friday
afternoon, at 2 o'clock.
Hy order of tho PreHidotit.
To Cure a Coin m tlno ly.
Take Laxative Uromo Quinine Tb
leta. All druttgiata refund the money if
it fails to cure. !&:,
per I Benton
OREGON
Industrial Exposition
OPENS IN
PORTLAND, SEPT. 28,
CLOSES
OCTOBER 28, 1899.
Horticultural anJ Agricultural
I'roilnciH nf On-con, Washington ami
Idaho in "renter variitty unit pro
fusion limn uvi'r heforo.
BENNETT'S RailOWllcfl MILITARY BAND
MISS ALICE RAYMOND
America'!) (Iiciitot I.idy Cornet Soloist.
The I'nrijiiiillcil
FLORENZ TROUPE
of Acrobats, direct from tho Umpire Theater,
Loudon, their Ilrst iipH.-iirmirc In America.
A (ircut
WAR MUSEUM
FILIPINO
THREE GREAT SISTERS MACARTE
ru.iuriutsMHt Aciiull't.i, In their thrilling nets.
AND OTHER GREAT ATTRACTIONS
A Season nf Great Surprises and
Astounding Kent a.
KmliictMl Itntrp
mi All
I.lm-a.
Tranirtntln
ADMISSION .... Uu Veiitx
Children under 12 re.trs, lu cents.
DONT MISS IT!
EAST and SOUTH via
The Shasta Route
-OK T11K
Southern Pacific Comp'y
Trains leave and nrc due to arrive at I'ortlai
OVKK1.ANU KX-1 ,
Nrevs, Hulem, Hose- '
ImrR, AahlHtid, Hun-1
riimcnto. Ouileu.Hun I
7.00 1'. M,i
Frniieinco, Mojnvc, f ' 0:15 A. M
lAk AIlf(UlCH,r.i l'UKO. I
.New Orleans anil
Kflrit
1
:S0 A. M. b;,rK
l::!0 1'. M
Dally
oxcufit
riiiiiduyii.
fvla Wootfliurc fori
Pnily
except
! Mt.Aiixcl. Ullvcrtnu.
I 311.,'
Went Hclo, llrowns-)
vlUcriiirliiKllcldaiHl
Natron j
17-fl i m i ICorvulllH and wuyl
17.30 A. it. ju,(m() j
5:t0 l'.V.
INDKl'KNDKNUK I'ABSKNGEIl. Kxpreos train
i'uuy tuxcupi BUiiuayj.
l;W)i). m. rl.v. ..I'ortlaiid . .Ar.i R:25n. m
7::;)ii. m. l .McMliinvlllo. .I.v. .'ii.Vl n. in
8:i0. m. (Ar..Iiidepclidciicc..l.v.) CAOii. in
Dully. IDiiny, except bunuar.
II1NINU CAItH ON OODKN HOUTE.
I'DMJIAN 11UKKUT BLKKI'KK
AND HECOND-CI.ASS HI.KKI'INC CAHc
Attached to all Through Traliw.
Direct connection at Snu Knuiclnpii with Gi f t
dental noil Oriental and 1'ucltlc mall aluitnnhlt'
llne.1 for JAI'AN and CHINA. Hailing ilaten on
aipi'cauou.
Hait iiiitl I cucth to KnKtc'rn ixilutx btiiI Kn
cmxi. Also JAI'AN, CHINA. HONOLULU am
,V ISTKAI. A.
All above trains arrive nt anil ilcnart Iroir
uiuiiu i.uiurai niaiinii, r inn aim irvnie atreuu
YAMHILL DIVISION.
I'aibeiiKer Deit, loot of Juaerxiu Ktreeu
Leave for Klierlditii, week days, at 1:30 n. m
I Arrlvu ut I'ortlaiid, V.'M a. in.
U'avc lor AIItl.IT. on Monday, NVcduwday ami
dav, thumduy and Hatunliii it 3:05 i. ni
rriuny am:;iia. n. Arr v at 1'ort anil. Tuck
. ... : . - v"
i naiunifo ii J-.m p. in.
Kxccpt Sunday
'L.xcept Saturday.
(I, if. MAItKHAM,
Aunt. (i. K. iV I'hkh, Aut
B. K0KV.1.KB,
Mauiuer.
ThroiiKh Ticket Olllcc, 131 Third fclreot. wher
inroiiKii iicnew 10 an points in tho Kastein
Htatex, Canada and Kurope can bo obtained at
tuvveni. iHKif iniin
orN.WHKiu!ii,!il,tK,'AN,,'TiCl,,-,tACnt-
For Ihf Oregon Induatriul KxpOBitlon
to hi huld at I'ortlnnd, Oregon Sept. 2G
to Oct. 2(1, tlie Ori'iron Railroad & Navl.
(ration Co, w ill makoa round trip rate of
?J.'-Ti, wliich will nUo lnnludo two nd
inission coupons to tho exposition.
Tickets will be trood going on train No, I
on Wednesday, Hcpt. 27th, nnd evory
Wednosday thereafter, and for train No.
3, on Thursday. B-pt. 28th, nnd every
Thnraday tlioreafter to and including
Thursday, Oct. 2(llh. Tickets will be
limited for return pansBgo to expire the
Sunday niulit following the Wednoeday
or Thursday on which ticket ia sold,
. 25-1 m
Your Fncn
BIiowb tho Htato of your feolinga and the
alato of your health ad well. Impure
blood miikea Ktelf apparent in a pale
nnd aallow complexion, l'implea and
Skin Eruptions. If yon are feeling
weak and worn out and do not have a
healthy appearance you should try
Aciter a uioou Klixlr. Itcurea all blood
dlaeiiaeH where cheap Baraapariilaa and
ao nailed purifier fall ; knowing this we
soli every bottle 011 a positive gturantee.
Ulakeley A Houghton, dcuggiata.
teeth0 C?U,kU lW Koi"fow ,or twe
Wood Saw
Will run evory day ,.XP(,.., cnri , ,
Telephone 201.
W. A. OATES, Propi
..ghas. m
Butchers
and Farmers
..Exchange..
Imi.m. I I....
Sanduuiehes
of all Kinds always on hand.
The
Busy
Store.
Kacb tiny our business shows
the people nrc 'flnding out we
arc pushing to tlie front witb
better goods, lower prices,
salespeople the very best, nnd
Inst, but not least, buyers who
know their business nnd buy
for the people.
C. F. Stephens
Second Street.
The Dalles, FortlanS and Art
Navigation Co.'
Sirs.
Dally (except Sunday) Ix'tneen
The Dalles,
Hood Kiver,
Cascade Looks,
Vancouver
and Portland.
Touching nt wnv ioin on ImtU 6iUe w"
UOIIIIUUIU IlHIi
been reM!1
mid nro In exccllont khm.e for tlie "''f'"0'
The ltrKlilulur Liim will emU'iivor tog'
patruiiB the bout norvK'o posnlliltf.
Kor Comfort, Kouimmy nnd .'''".'.i,'
tiavol by tho tcuiuern ot 'Hie Bu,,,
l' ...,-
Tho tteamcm nf tho UeKiilntr.r 1.1 ii" '
Dalle at 7 u. m. coiiirneiielin; .moiiuh;
ItWt. .. .nmL
. ... ........ ........ . . .... nirni
I'nrtlnnit nfllne. i'' """.'. r.i -
oak at. iiooit;
W. C. Allaway,
FRENCH & Wn
1 a
BANKERS.
rUANHAOT A KNEH.VL11ANKINII flOtTH"8
Lettera of Credit iaaued avuiluble in U
Kaatern hinieH. . Lrt ,
Hltht Exohaniro and. fe'SPfJL.
Tranelers sold on New V.'ndOr
fit. Louia, &r.tofiv.
son, Beanie waan,, " -
n Oregon nnd Waal.ini:toii.
OollSotlona tnaUe at all pol "
orahla Urm.
Drink Warwi'. Pore Oliiwr f 'j
For ! nt nil Jra t-o um "rft,74
Stubiing, ngenl, The lHf. "
.It: . '" ue t'allca.
at the uiuul price. Conic In "tt.
It and he convinced. Ai.n K
1'lliratliraiida nt V
flegulator U