1 if-- Acts gently on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels ClEAnses the System B,tualCoNSTpat.on PERMANENTLY "Buy THE GENUINE - MAN'F D By (auhrnia Tg 5yRvp(s rca su iu crugsisti rau sot fts dotil rEUI'LK ion A LI. KNOW. Dr. Chas. Adams is in from Tygh to day. James Baxter is in from Kingsley on business. Claude I.owery is an Antelope visitor in tne city. Geo. T. Pr.tther was up from Hood River last night. Judge John Fulton came down from Biggs yesterday. Ronald and Kenneth McDonald, prom . iL2J)t Antelope men, aie in the city. "Sir. and Mrs. John Morrnn, of Centir "vil'e, came over to the city yesterday. C. V. Klkins and wite came up from L.jle laet night and returned this room dag. Misa Lola Eubank is in the city from Tinderuby spending a few days with friends. H. J. Lister camo in from Prineville yesterday and will leave tonight for idauo. Dr. G.'rlrudo Frencli spent Sunday witli her parents in this city, returning to i'ortianu yesterday. Mrs. Lucius Clarke c:une down from Wafco yesterday, mid is the jjueat of her eister, .Mrs. liii. mil. Mrs. K. Hastings and daughter cane up trom liooil Itiver yesterday, and will visit friends in the country. Mr. and Mrs. Win. Hinklo came in from Antt-lupe yesterdav and are visit ing with Mr. and Mrs. Laughlin. Frank ood left this morninc for Antelope, where he has acceptul a po eicion in the dry goods store of Irvin & Co. Mra. Carpenter, who has been the guest of Mr. and Mrs. Smith French for come weeks, left last evening for her home in Fossil. Ed Morse, who has been in Portland attending the wedding of his sister, re turned last night to his duties as drug giet for the Butler Drug Co. F. N. Craine, the Prineville man who was injured a week ago Sunday on 5-Mile grade, was able to be in town Sunday anil left yesterday for Prineville. Ilia escape from death is considered miraculous. MAltlUKD At the Farmers' hotel in this city Blonday, Sept. 18ih, by Hev. J. H. Wood, Chas. Green and Mrs. Annie Carey, both of Kingsloy. Cb la Your Cnecki. All county warrants registered prior to Jan. 1, 18l'G, will be paid at n y office. Interest caaaes after Sept. Hth, 1899. C. L. Phillips, Countv Treasurer. Acker's English Hemedy will stop a cough at any time, and will cure the worst cold in twelve hours, or money refunded. 25 cts. and 50 cte. Blakeley & Houghton, druggists. Pur Nule. Twentv-threo city lots for eale. From 50 up. Inquire at Columbia Hotel. 8-23-lruo. Rupture W. T. Houser, M. I)., of Portland, specialist in Hernia or Itupture, Vari cocele and Hydrocele, will visit The Dalles and fan be consulted at the Uma tilla House front September 25 to HO in clusive. We cure by Electricity, with out laying patients up or detention from limitless, and absolutely without danger. Would refer those interested In being cured to C. J. Stubling. -of The Dalles, who knows of our method. Vij.v?! f r f t-1 . i iu v BUSINESS LOCALS. Ufe Clarke & Falk's quinine hair tonic to keep dandruff from, the hend. You will not have boils if von take Clarke A: Falk's etire cure for boils. Clarke it Falk's flavoring Jextracts are the best. Ask your grocer for them. Asii your grocer for Clarke & Falk's pure conpentratcd flavoring ixtraels. Fresh cracked Nebraska corn nt the Wasco warehouse. Finest kind of chicken feed. mch'Jo-lf Clarke & Fall; have received a carload of the celebrated James E. Pat ton strictly pure liquid paints. Drink Warren's Pure Ginger Brandy. For sale at all flrst-class bars. C. J Stubling, agent, The Dalles. M17-3m. Drink Warren's Pure Ginger Brandy, For sale at all. first-class bars. C. J. Stublinn, agent, The D.tlles. M17 3m Try Verba Buenn Bitlers, the best tonic. C. J. Try tonic. C. J. For sale at all flrst-clasa bars. Stub!mr, agent, The Dalles. M17-3m Verba Buena Bitters, the best For salo at all flrst-class bars. Stubling, agent, The Dalles. M17-3m Clarke & Falk have a full and com plete line of house, carriage, wagon and barn paints manufactured by James E. Patton, of Milwaukee, Wisconsin. E. E. Turner, Compton, Mo., was cured of piles by DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve after suffering seventeen years and trying over twenty remedies. Physicians and surgeons endorse it. 'Beware of dangerous counterfeits. Butler Drug Co. DeWitt's Little Eirly Risers perma nently cure chronic constipation, bilious ness, nervousness and worn-out feeling; cleanse and regulate the entire svsteui. Small, pleasant, never gripe ur sickeu "famous little pills." ButWr Drug Co. Dyspepsia can be cured by using Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets. One little Tablet will sive immedi.itu relief or money refunded. Sold in handsome tin boxes at 25 cts. Blakeley & Houghton Druggists. Moki Tea positively cures sick head ache, indigestion anil constipation. A delightful herb drink. Removes all eruptions of the skin, producing a per fect complexion, or monoy refunded. 25 cts. and 50 cts. Blakelev & Houghton, druggists. Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets are sold on a positive guarantee. Cures lie-trt-liurn, raising of the food, distress after caiincr, or any form of dyspepsia. One little tablet gives immediate relief. 25 cts. and 50 cts. Blakeley & Houghton, drug gists. WHY HEWEPT. Ill Mother Told the ClmliliV Urchin "Where and Hnw He Hull lluen Hurt. A very fat little boy with chubby legs that stuck out at right nngles from his watermelon-shaped body sat in ti Georgetown car one day. His fond mamma was engrossed in "says slic ing" and "says being" with her com panion, and Master Chunk made up his mind that he'd like to look out of the window. He rolled over and climbed up on the seat, says the Wash iugton Post. "Now, don't do that," said mammu. "You know you've had one nwful fall to-day doing that, so sit right down. "Where did I fall, ma?" lie piped, shrilly. "In the street car." "Did I hurt myself?" he asked. "Yes," she nnswered. "Where?" and he looked anxious. "On the hand," his mother replied. Master Chunk raised one cushion of a hand to his head, and then, without the slightest warning, he let up a roar that would have made the bull of Bashau green with envy. All the way tip to High street mamma was busy comfort ing him. She had recalled a painful circumstance to him and lie wept wept the more loudly since there was no present pain to distract his attention. And the woman across the car said if he was her child hc'd.stop yelling or she'd know the reason why. Upavet (he Actora' Cirnvlt). A funny incident happened during a performance of "Macbeth" in Dublin. In the sleep-wnlking scene, when the nurse and the doctor appear on the stoge together mid confabulate with one another, a loud voice suddenly called out from the gallery, causing a roar of laughter in the middle of a most serious scene: "Well, doctor, is it a boy or a girl?" Doga In Iarla. The law in Paris forbids the posses sion of mure than one dog, and a Mine, de Pouy has been condemned to live days' imprisonment and a fine of one dollar for having violated the com mandment. The madame was proud of four pretty pups, which she neglected or refused to drown, nnd hence her con demnation. Wanted. To borrow (900 at tlx or 'eight pir cent. Security, a hcute and two lots on Ninth street. The Dalles. Addroas -Kev. A. Hoiin, gSO-wltn Goldendale, Wash. BIRTH OF A FASHION PLATE .Modern Art n I.lliel on Women's Tnnle Which All True Men Must Uncut. Ah! for the good old times when nr tlsts, real artists, could be persuaded to design n costume. One of the prin eipul Items of expense to iv lady of oh Italy used to be the "retainer" Mie paii to a J)a Iik'i, n i.ramante, or sum other artist of note, to furnish her with a design for her court and other dresses oJ ceremony, says Self-Culture. To-day some one who can draw given an idcn by acostunier that is, by sume one who has made or cut dresses under some other costiiiner's tutelage Neither one has studied or mires might lor art, proportion, harmony, or the other supeilluities; they are ens tumors; what have thev to do with such details? A wonderful assemblage of ideas is the result, a confection in silks, satins, chiffons and laces. These ideas and materials arc beautifully am painfully drawn upon paper and draped upon an alleged female figure at lei.st seven feet tall, with bend slightly turned, auburn hair, sylphlike waist, a stage smile and a background of palms and ferns. This drawing being reproduced upon thousands and thousands of sheets, In! a fashion plate is born, with the nanu of the great designer in the left-hann corner, the password, the hall mark! Every woman, or rather, nearly every woman, studies it, admires it, and, l.i she lean or fat, tall or short, bur next dress must be Jike that. Pchchance her dressmaker has not signed her soul away entirely and protests feebly that that special style is not adapted to her patron's particular figure; but for her effrontery she may lose a customer, That dress has to be made in that way and in nonu other. A MORAL TRIBE. Anionic (he CnrlliH of Centrnl America All Sins Arc Punished by Starvation. In the whole wide world there is not a class of people to be found who in lliet severer punishment upon them selves than the Cnribs of Central Amer ica. Their religion, which is one of the moat peculiar kind, demands self punislunent for sins intentionally or unintentionally committed, says Pear son's Weekly. The punishment takes the form of starvation nnd close confinement. If the sin be in the form of a lie, no matter whether it is calculated to in jure another or not, the sinner goes without either food or think for three days, at the end of which it is be lieved that the offender .has paid the penalty for his or her sin. Blaspheming and using bad language is punishable by absolute starvation for two days. Assault, drunkenness and other serious sins call for four days starvation for one week, three days' starvation for the second week, and two days' starvation for the third week, and one day's starvation in tlie fourth week-. All sins are punished with starvation. For that reason crime is very low among the Caribs, who are among the best behaved mid most truthful people in the world. JJA. STURDEVANT, Dentist. OHIcc over Frencli & C'o.'s Hank Phone f, T1IK DALLE', OREGON Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. Digests what you eat. It artificially digests the food and aids Nature Id strengthening and recon structing the exhausted digestive or gans. It Is the latest discovered digest ant and tonic. No other preparation can approach it In efficiency. It in Btantly relieves and permanently cures Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn, Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea! SlckHeadache,Gastralgla,Cramps,and all other results of imperfectdigestion. Preoorad by E. C. DaWItt A Co.. Colcafl. But'er Druv.Co. Tin Dalles, Oiti on. ONE FOR A OOSE. ems n d la HKUU17 TUmoT PImpUf. Prevent ft'1'??????'- IheBlood. iimucot IDCI UIIMDIII. MRS. OLIVIA W. MORGAN, STUDIO AM) ART NEEDLE ROOMS. MASONIC BUILDING, Third Street, between Court nnd Waih ton Street?, The Dal lea. OREGON I OPENS IN PORTLAND, SEPT. 28, CLOSES OCTOBER 28, 1899. Horlicnltiiial acfl AsricnHnral Products of Oregon, Washington nnd Idaho In greater vnriety unci pro fneion than over. before. BENNETT'S Renowned MILITARY BAND MISS ALICE RAYMOND Amcrlca'd Gtentet I.mly Cornet Bolnlst. The Uncfiinllcil FLORENZ TROUPE of Acrobats, illrwt from the l'.niplrc Theater, Uimlim, their lirsi iipjieuranco in America. A tirsnt FILIPINO WAR MUSEUM THREE GREAT SISTERS MACARTE Unsurpassed Aeiialll, In their UirlllliiK ucU. AND OTHER GREAT ATTRACTIONS A Season of Great Surprises and AatoumliiiK l'eute. 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SALE BY ..chas. mU- Butchers and Farmers ..Exchange.. Keeps on draught tho celebrate;! COl.UMHIA HKEIt, iiekiiiiwl. cdgeil tho beat beer In The Dalles, atthouaual price. Conta in, try It and be rouvlneed. AIo Ino Flniwtbrnnda ot Wines, I.l i"r and Cigara. Saodcuiehes ot all Kinds always on hand. ...STEAM... Wood Saw Will run every day except Sunday. Kates Keagonnblo. Telephone 201. A W. A. CATES, Prop. FRENCH & CO., BANKERS. THANBAOT A KNERAIBANKINd IIUSINB9 Lettera of Orndlt lnued avalloble in tb .... EMternStetea. (.orflDblC Tranafew aold on New York, OWcgg. 8t. Load,. fen FrancUco, 1" iron, Seattle Waili., and various pomw In Oregon and WMlilnflton. . OollectlonB made at all polntt on w orable term.. ??Txsj'zxY n iti ran isa su"' ji.ri . i; r ,U. natural (uno wwwiri". vwi itire net with Guide f ami car.e deJivered rh 1 nn I, . U E El III'I. I I 1 1 D HUMTIMOTON HUNTINGTON Wll-HON. ,w AllONKVKKATAWSiVB(UlM, i