For a Nice Suit of Clothes. ranting, Overcoating or Fnncy Vesting. 5 Kindly cull anil exnmlnc my stock of Im - ported nnd Domestic Woolens. A flue stock to select from. Bulls made from the lowest prices to the high est grade. J. A. Eberle, Fine Tailoring. THE DALLES, OliEOON. The Dalles Daily Chronicle. SCUSCKIPTION IT. ICE. One week $ 15 One month 50 One year C 00 THURSDAY SEPT. 14. 1699 QUALIFICATIONS FOR AN EDITOR It is stated that the Oregon Press Association will appoint a committee to draft a bill to be introduced in the next legislature to require those who aspire to the editorial chair, to pus an examination before being permitted to publish n newspaper in Oregon. The following questions are suggested for examination by the Sloro Leader: Give nn example of your pro ficiency in the art of prevarication ? Take an article from an exchange, nntl show how you can mutilate it, turn it to utter nonsense, and pub lish it as your own? Give your private opinion of the man who comes round and bums a copj of your paper every week, and then lends it to his brother-m law? Explain how to manage with the same suit of clothes for two or three years? What is tbc best answer to give 3our wife when she wants a new bon net, which you know you can't afford to get her ? Give an example of your knowl edge of mending jour own shoes? Give an example of the best way to approach your local merchant, with a view to obtaining more credit? "What plan can you adopt to please everybody, and succeed j in pleasing nobody! ?g: What te ths best courss to pursue "When a six-footer comes into the of fice with a club in his list nnd blond in his eye? If tbc aspirant can answer these question', parhaps the association 'Can be makiu' an editor outen him." SAME OLD FOLLY. The following tensible article, clipped from the Spokesman-Review, is the latea'. tiling in the way of n lecture which that paper occasionally gives to tl.n furmers of the l'alouse country: Another full carload of ham, bacon and lard crnved last week nt Colfax from Omaha. These products the merchants will sell to farmers in thn , . I., . , Talousc country, nnd the money paid for them will he a direct und ever lasting loss to this section. This means that the formers in the Palouse nre paying the Missouri or the Iowa farmer for' his com, for his lubor of feeding it to the hogs, his profit, the profit of the stock-buyer who ships tho hogs to Omaha, the cost of packing und the packer's profit, the freight charges from Oma ha to Colfax, and the prollts of the jobber and the retailer. This in the best farming and stock country on earth, and at a time when nore or lew wheat damaged by .raiM will bo unsalable, and fit only to be fed to stock. How long will this piece of ex- j trnvngnncc continue? How locg must we see trmnlonris of poik pro ducts, poultry, ug9, butter nnd cheese coining 2000 miles or more over plains ami mountains, nnd mil lions of dollars which ought to be kept nt home sent enst to pay foi these products which should he pro duced on our own feitilc soil? Itolilii'il the (linvi'. A stnrtlliiK incident, of which Sir. John O'dvur of l'htlndulpliiit, was the subjVc', la narrated by him as follows: "I was in a most dreadful condition. My skin was almost yellow, eyes sunken, tongue coated, pain continually in back and eides, no nppetlte gradually grow iiiK weaker day by day. Three 'physi cians had given me up. Fortunately, n f-lntir nliienrt P'ui.frln THH.)iq' mill fn ' . my great joy turn surprise, the (tret bottle made a decided improvement. I continued their use for tliteo weeks, and am now a well man. I know they saved ray life, nnd robbed the grave of another victim." No one ehouidfnil to try them. Only 50c, guaranteedat Blakeley & Uougntoire drug store. o I'.l.marck Jrnu Neivo Was the result of his Bplendid health. Indomitable, will and tremendous energy are not found where stomach, liver, kindeys and bowels are out of order. If you -want these qualities nnd the success they brinp, use Dr. King's New Life Pills. They develop every power of brain and body. Only 2oc at Blakeley & Houghton's 'drugstore. 2 " 8wlor. VITALITY. LOST VGOR AND MANHOOD Cures Impotency, Night Emissions and wasting diseases, all effects of self- abuse, or excess and Indis b cretion. Anerve tonic nntl blood builder. Drinps the pink glow tc pale cheeks an' restores the f.rc of youth. By mail 50c per ho::; boxes lor $2.50; with a written gimrnn teo to cure or refund the money. NERVITA MEDICAL CO. Clinton iJacItaon Stc., CHICAGO, ILL. Sold by Blakoley & Houghton, The Dalles, Oregon. More Flies Are Caught with mnlnoses than vinegar, saying, bill is an old Tanglefoot Ply Paper c.itc'nes more than either. Ho infect c.xti retist its attraction and orce within its power the tormenting possibilities of that insect are over. Price 5c per double sheet. Our stock contains many oilier prepa rations for destruction of insect life. M. Z. DONNELL, Druggist. A Beautiful Skin. LiiJIcs. If you desire a transparent, clear and freih complexion uso Hr. llouninn' French rtHiii: um iuuxioii i inert. ineir eneci is Minplv magical poiimltiK the wizard touch In produelui; nnd preserving n beautllul trmit pircney and pllucld clearness of complexion, bh:ipely tun ton r of form, brilliant cje, oft and niKKitli sklu where the reverse exUts. Kveu the coarteat and moit repuUlve kkln. marred by frtckles, moth, blackheads, pimples, vulgar riduem, vellow and muddy skin art-permanent-ly removed, and u dcllclously clear and refilled complexion assured. I'rice ncr nmll box. fX) cents: larirebox. II. or tlx larKo loxe, V bent to any aiMrenit l-ost pild unci under plain wrapper uioii recclr ho above amount. Wiit to dec circuUr. i-elpt 01 The Parisian Drug Co., 131 Jloiitgomcrv St.Sau FrancUco Cul 50 YEARS' EXPERIENCE in miiiiiiiiiiiv - TRADE MAimS eaioNS Copyrights 4c. Anrona sending atktlrh and description m" luiesir usceruui our opinion true wo itwtn 1'aiai.u tskan ifiruiurti Mann A i Co. rtctUtj awtaJ nUtt, wllkout. ebwM. to t&t CKWITK HMfKm A hsMsomsIr Hlastrsifd wsaklr. JjtnUMr caution of nr fcltatlln JoumsJ, Ttrus. H mjari four montkn.SL koM byijliwwwlMlsrs. i I !E1. A good druo: sign. r Y ' I ;' Wi LA let You well know that n trood drug sign is the patronage which is bestowed on the store. It is the purity of the goods handled and the manner of doing busi ness that makes and keeps Itiis business. We nre pleased with the result of our ef forts to supply the best drugs at the best price. We Bre particular about the compounding of them. RELIABLE PHARMACISTS. 175 Second Street. THE DALLES Jast What You uaant. New ideas in Wall Paper here. Such wide variety as we are showing never be-' fore graced a single stock. Heal imita tion creton effects at ordinary prices. Good papers at cheap paper prices. Elegant designs, tasteful colorings, yours for a small price, at our store on Third street. Also n full line of house paints. D. W. VAUSE, Third St. Mium&iaPackiDsCo.. PACKERS OF PORKandBEEF MANUFACTOKKhS OK Fine Lard and Sausages Curersof BRAND HAMS & BACON JRIF.D beef. etc. J. S. HCIICIE, President, H. M. Bea!. , Cash lei First national Bank. THE DALLES - - OREGON A General Banking Business transacted DepoBita received, subject to Sight uruii or uueuK. Collections mode and proceeds promptly remitted on dav of collection. Right und Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, Ban Francisco and Port land. OIRBCTOKS D. P. TuoMrnoH. J.vo. 8. Schknck. Ed. M. Williams. Gko. A. Liebjs. H. M. Beai.l. New and Second Hand Furniture bought and sold at thrf Old Stand. Pawn Broker. Money Daned on valuable!. Homes bought and sold on comniMion. ei 2d st. R. B. HOOD, SOI IQ.R.&N.L Impulse Fust Suit Ltikr, Denver. Ft., Mnll 1 Worth. Omiihn, Khu ll:ui. m.i City, St. Louis, Chicago ami Knst. Knt Mull ".:!" ) in Sroknuo Wnllii Wnllfi. H-io'iinno,' Sto':niiu Flyer .Mlimenpolis. M. rmil, Flyer. 5:4'j-i. m. iMilutli, Jllluiiukec,! .':iX)h. in Clilensu nml Knst. 5 i. m. From 1'ORTi.AKn. " p. m. Oram Steinnshti3. For Sun Fninclsco .liimmrjr -2, nnil every llvo clays tticrealtcr. M I S 11. m. ! 4 p. m. I Ex.sutulrtytC'oluinbin Kv. Steamers Ex.huudn) ' ,To Astoria mid Wuy ! Sfltunlny landings. 10 1. m. i ' 6 a.m. Willaugtti: Ktvcn. I 4:30p.m. Es.SumliiyiOrcKon City. Nowbers, Ex.sumlny ii.ilem ti Vi'ay Lnud's. t 7 b. m, Willamette .win Vam- 3:S0 n. m. Tues.Ttiur. mu, ItivCKs. Mon.,Vcd and Sat. Orcpon City, Dayton, niul Frl. . uud Wny-Umdlngs. fin. m. ' WILLAMETTE ItlVBR. I l:H0p. 111.' Tue..Tliur,, Portland to Corvallls.'Tue., I'luu and Sat. and Way-Landings. nudSnt. BNAKE I'.IYKK. I.EAVK Lv Kipntiii Rtjiaria to Lcwlaton. LewistoN daily j dally . i Parlies deslrine tn co to llennner should nut' .mi. i, leuviUK me mines ill avjo p. ci mnkitiK direct connecllons nt lleppncr Junction Keturiilng makiui-directcouuectlon at ileppucr Junction ith No. 1, arriving at The Dalles at l:15 p. m. No. !, throught freight, east bound, does not carry passengers; atrivea 2;W a. m., departs 3:.'Ua. in. No. ill, local Irctght, carries paf.euKcis, east bound: arrives 4:ai p. m dep,irts b:lb p. in. si, wait braiud through freight, does not carry passengers; nrmes s:13 p m., departs 3.-S0 p. m. No. S3, west bound local freight, carries pas tengers; arrives 5:15 p. m., departs S:CU a. m. For full particulars call nn O. I!. & N. Co.'s agent The Dalles, or address W. II. HUKMiritT, (!cu Fas. Act.. Portland, Or. ORTHERN PACIFIC RY. t Sleeping Car: Dining Oars Sleeping Car BT. l'AUI. ' .lllNNKAl'OI.J DU1.UTII FA1COO UKANU I'Olt CltOOKSTON WINNIl'KO HKLKNA an 1SUTTE Elegant Tourist TO Through Tickets t CIIIC'Atlll WAHHINOTON 1'IULAIII'LPIIIA I uohtok ami vi l points kaht and HOUTH For Information, lime cards, map and tlcief cal ou or write to W. C. ALLAWAY. A(-ent, The Dalles, OrcBOfc OR AHLTOX. Asst. G, P. A., rrlsoti Cor. Third. Portland Ong( n A. D. P. s. Canning, Blacksmith, Wagon Shop, Horseshoeing. Dealer in Blacksmith Supplies, Hor. Second & LansMiu, Tioiic 157 - Hxeoutor s Notice. o2,V5.r;bi..lif.-?.i!t. ""iiw-tene,! ! m been Uiily iii(ilntci )jy tlm licumriiblo founiy Court l tliuHUlo of l',w,u. lo"wS coun y, n exwulor ol (lie wiU ViC I'liclj llnlglit, ileuMtixU AH -worn havlnc cliiiiu Utttil llih 6tti Uuy ol July, ItW. uk-cui. jyB.)( l m : n n s j Pullman I T. IS-lnoh Motor. MANUKACTli:i:i iiy AMERICAN IMPULSE WHEEL CO SUITABLE FOR DRIVING GENERATOKS AND STAMP MILLS, ELEVATORS, PRINTING PRESSES, Circulars nnd imrticnlnrs F. un-itl THE DKLLES STEAM LAUNDRY. Dewey white wash ? Yes, and wash white. You can Havana thing washed at the Steam Laundry. Tho Maine point is quality and the Merritt of our work is such that people go Miles to patronize us. Our prices are not Hobson's choice, but the standard rates, which aro not Cevera high as some people think, and we want to C-U-B-A customer of ours. Corner of First 'Phone 341. C. J. STUBLING Wholesale and Retail Wines, Liquors and Cigars Agency for the Greate t American Liquor Yellowstone Sour Mash Whiskey. WHISKEY from $:.'.76 to ?.U0 per imIIoii. (37o ffi yearn oltl.J " IMPORTED OOGifACMrom $7.1)0 to $1!!.00 pi-r millon. Yn" to" 21) years old.'" OALirORKIA EEANDIEB from 43.26 to 4(1.U0 er ifiillmi. (4 to U yentB old.'" ONLY THE PUREST LIQUORS SOLD. OLYMPIA BEER on draught, Iuijiortcd Ale mid I'ortur. nnd JOBBERS IN IMPORTED and DOMESTIC CIGARS. PIONEER BAKERY. I have re-opened this well-known Bakery, and am now prepared to supply every body with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also all kinds of Staple and Fanoy Grocer es. GEORG RUCH, Pioneer Grocer. Grandall DEALBKS IN fill kinds of UNDERTAKERS EMBLMERS The Dalles, Or. Funeral Supplied Wasco Ware ho use Company Headquarters for Seed Grain oaii kfnds. Headquarters for Feed Grain otrii HefldnnnW-ftTHB 4V. Orv11 ralr ail kind tt m. . -o-owiiiixaixerB lor .Bran. norts, mtLrup Headquarters for "Byrs' Best" Pendle ton FlOUr to" .nnuJwturd Jm&f $J$m. wYi, , ue j every rack U unartriteed to give wJK on ll iwl our K001" lomr U,W iwy oite in the trade, and 11 you don t tw call and get cur pricea aud be coavinoed. Highest Prices Paid for Whwtt, Barly nd 0t. and Motors ETC. furnished on application. S. GUNNING, . Agent, THE DALLES, OREGON and Court Street, THE DALLES, OR. Vul IMntz and Olynituu Beer in bottles & Barget . Robes, BuPail Shoes Etc. . . . A mi kin