unouea loys fft We quote from our Ad. of Friday, May 18th. ''Keep your eye on this space for the coming week, as we'propose to give you something novel for the boys in the way of Suits for their summer outing." Our promises are not like pie crust easily broken. We have a novel scheme, and to the average boy it reads like a fairy tale, for the thought of owning a real Not a make shift or toy, without any effort or expense on his part, is sufficient to cause any boy to use all his persuasive powers to induce his parents or guardian to .clothe him in the best the land affords at the lowest possible price and have a A Real Watch Thrown in. which cannot fail to attract tourists to this line as the one where grand ecenery may be found. A private letter received from Spokane this morning tells of the death of Mrs. Annie M. Funk at that, place Sunday morning of cerebral meningitis. Dalles people will remember Mrs. Funk 'as beine the wife of one of the Funk Bros, who were merchants in this city a few years since, being proprietors of the New York Cash store.- She had been ill bat two weeks, the trouble beginning with the ear drums and extending to the brain. Her body was taken ' to Weston for burial. Mrs. Funk was 24 yeais of age. With some who are n t familiar with the names of the two Mrs. Funk, there may be a question as to which of the two ladies it is. She w ill probably be remembered as the tall brunette, the sister-in-law being short and light complexioned. Her friends here will learn of her death with deep regret. MEMORIAL DAY EXERCISES. Let All Join Hl h the G. A. It, In - mtmberlug Oar Dead Heroes. He- SuitS in Vestee, Sailor or Double Breasted For the little fellows we offer knee styles at $2 50, $3.00, $3.25, $3.50, $3.75 and $4.00. For the boys who wear long trousers we offer a variety of styles at $4.00, $4.50, $5.00, $5.50 ,$6.00, $6.50, $7.00 and $7.50 ...PER SUBY... "Watches will be seen in Furnishing' Goods Window. We invite every boy to come in and examine these watches. AH Goods Maiked in Plain Figures. PEAS AYS. Headqarters, J.W.Neemith Post, No 32 Department of OregonG. A. B. The Dalles, Ore., May 23, 1899. General Orders No. 1. The neual memorial service on May 30 :h will be conducted by It hie post. All mpmbers of the pest are expected to aid as much as possible! that the day may be suitably ob3erren, and nothing left undone which may snow our respect for, and remembrance of our comrades, who are our advance guard in the silent bivouac, to which we I are all on the march. All citizens of The Dilles and vicinity are requested to join in the exercises. Friends . and relativefe of our gallant young volunteers nofcv fighting under the old flag, are especially invited to take part with us, that their fallen heroes be also fully remembered. Members of the polt will meet in their hall at 7 o'clock Snnflay evening, May 28th, and march to tiie Episcopal church to attend services tftere. On May 30th the post will assemble at 12:15 p. m. sharp. All soldiers and sailors of 1861 to 1865; and all returned veterans of the Spanish war, are invited to join us in the march to the cemetery. , OBDEB CF PROCESSION. The Dalies Commercial. Club Concert Band. Co. "D" Third Regiment, O. N.G., Captain G. E. Bartell. Jas. W. Nesmith Post and all veterans. Womans Relief Corps. Clergy and citizens in carriages. R. L. Aiken, J. G. Mkins, Sen. Vice Com. , Adjutant. AID THE MONUMENT FUND dwelling place to return to.. When court opened this morning at 9 o'clock, J. S. Fisher, a German, re siding at Hood River, was made a citi zen of the United States, John Lentz and Peter Kopke appearing as his witnesses. The petit jury was excused at noon today until 9 o'clock tomorrow morning. A "Divine" Tramp. For Woodmen of the World Excursion. We have heard of tramps, who being left to finish a meal in the kitchen while the housekeeper went about her duties, were thoughtful enough to leave on the plate a piece of paper on which was written, "I thank you but yester day was the first time our attention has been called to one who was so unappre- ciative as to help himself and then in flict on his benefactors spring poetry like the following: An humble, way-worn tramp Came along by Jones' camp, And finding Jones not at borne, Took possession all alone. Feeling just a little hungry, And, as usual out of money, Helped himself to toast, eo fine. And rested with contented mind. If at home you do not stay, . When again I come this way, Be it clear or cloudy day, I'll get my lunch without the pay. The worst feature of the affair was that we have since learned that the aforesaid tramp was none other than one of our prominent divines. This tramp question is Eurely assuming a serious aspect. Try Yerta Buena Bitters, the best tonic. For sale at all first-class bare. C. J. Stubling, agent, . The Dalles. M17-3rn The O. R. & N. C . ill make a round trip rate tor the alwvr. excursion of $3.30 The Da'les to Portland and return, good going on May 30; h. Tickets good for return on all regular passengtr trains unti' June 2nd. Jas Ireland, m23 30 Agent. HELLO ! By Attending the Reunion in 'Portland This Month.' The Dalles Daily Gftfoniele, TUESDAY MAY 23, ISid Telephone iVo. 1. TAKE NOTICE. TO OUR ADVERTISERS: All Changes in Advertisements must be handed in before io o'clock A. M., as no changes will be accepted in the aft ernoon. This rule will be positive. CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO. The Dalles, January io, 1899. WAYSIDE GLEANINGS. The river has started again on her up ward march. . '. Soon we'll have to abbreviate the year 1900, and some don't know how it is going to be done. As usual, we sup pose, using the last two figures '00, and call "naughty-naught.'.', A few days ago C. L. Phillips was so unfortunate as to lose -a watch charm, consisting of an Elk's tooth and other emblems. - He would be very grateful if the finder will return it to him and re ceive a reward, as he values it highly. At a special council meeting held last evening, an ordinance was passed im--poBtng a license on tent exhibitions, including dog shows, horse shows and theatrical performances.. -The license was placed at $25 for each performance. Tomorrow is the date set for the wool growers' convention, which will convene at 10 o'clock in the Commercial club parlors. An interesting meeting is ex pected as questions of utmost import ance will be discussed. All should be interested and attend. . .;. E. Y. Jadd, of the Pendleton Woolen Mills, is in town today, having arrived on yesterday afternoon's train. J. M. Russell is also among the wool buyers in the city. -Very little wool has so far changed bands, two clips of which we bave heard going at 11 c?bt. AEEiettd by the eociety, Mrs. Harris is making speciif efforts to arrange an exceptionally attractive program for the "Evening with German Authors and Composers," and some of the best vocal ists in our city will sing familiar German airs. Readings and tableaux will also be given. The bowlers of The Dalles club are getting into ehape to meet the Astorians next Friday. - The team is doing great work and. taking . their scores against Illihee as a guide, nobody will be sur prised if some records aro smashed in this contest. Oregonian. As a matter of fact our team has ' been slack in practicing ; but we'il get there just the same. . . : The O. R. & N. has offered a one-fare round trip rate (which will be ninety cents) to those who desire- to make - the trip to Hood River next Sunday to wit ness the ball game, provided thirty or more persons take advantage of it. A cir will be furnished to leave here on the freight train, which is scheduled for 8:30 a. m., and returning leave Hood River at 4:45. .Among the brightest of Stanford's! graduates this year will, be found a Dalles boy, Forrest Fisher. Several of his friends here have received invita tions to be present at the commence ment exercises which began on the 19th and will end on Wednesday of this week. Forrest has pursued his studies with an energy, which if followed "in the after pursuits of life will surely mean Bnccess. The Rev. R. M. Hayes, - who has been pastor of the Presbyterian church in La Grande for the past five years, has ac cepted a call from the. church' at The Dalles. He and his family will move to 1 The -Dalles about June 1 Telegram. This mast be another instance in which The Dalles stands for Dallas. Perhaps the Telegram realizes we are. in need of all the ministers that can be obtained and therefore sends ns another without consulting uf. ; ;! k .... The water commissioners met - in special session last night and among other things ordered that new water mams be placed in as follows : From the west intersection of Third and Fourth streets' to Marden'a property, a 4-inch main. From the corner of Sixth and Washington, a 4-inch main. A committee was aleo appointed to ascer tain the need of extending the main from Second and. Taylor streets east about 350 feet. , : ' Two Castle Rock boys have struck a plan for making money, which to them seems a veritable Klondike; Two weeks ago they started out from that place for Umatilla, taking with them pack horses and arming themselves with shovels and necessary arms for subduing the wary coyote. On reaching the end of their journey they found they had captured sixty-five coyotes, for which scalps they will receive $2 a piece, so the boys con sider their plan a paying one and in tend to try again. Invitations were today received by Dalles friends to attend the marriage' of Miss Rose Bloch and .Mr. Cecil Hyman Bauer, which will take place in Portland on Tuesday evening, June 6th, at 8 o'clock, in Temple Beth Israel. During the few days which Miss Bloch spent in' The Dalles last fall, she not only suc ceeded in charming us with her beauti ful voice, but her cheerful, social man ner made for ber many friends, who will join with her Portland friends in wish ing her a happy married life. . The D. P. & A. N. Co. has not only been of inestimable benefit to The Dalles and surrounding country in a direct way, but - through the advertisement given the line of steamers, the Colombia river alley has also received much advertis ing and benefit it would otherwise never have obtained. The Chronicle job de partment has just pi in ted a -pamphlet descriptive of the .. scenery along - the river, which, if we do say it ourselves, is a piece of work any office of far better facilities might well be proud to pat its imprint on. '. It is. composed -of cats oi all tbe beautiful spots along the river, and descriptive matter is interspersed with them. They make - very pretty souvenirs, as well as an advertisement Many Dalles people are anxious to aid the monument fund, and the move ment now in hand by the Woodmen is a splendid opportunity for all to assist in this grand work. . . A reunion' has been arranged to be held in Portland on Ma 30th and 31st and June let and 2nd.. A fine program has been planned for the 30tb, which will be participated in by the G. A. R., O.-'N.' G., and in -fact everybody in Portland. .-'; .'. . On the 31st there will be exemplifica tion of the amplified work of tbe order at the tabernacle, and in the evening there will be a memorial concert at the O. N G. armory, also different addresses, in cluding a memorial oration by Governor Geer; admission 25 and 50 cents. On June 1st and 2nd there will be enter fainments given at Cordray's, to which the admission will be 25, 50 and 75 cents. Our people are to be given the best of chances to attend these exercises, the Dalles City having been engaged to take an excursion to Portland on the 30th, leaving here at 4 o'clock a.m. and ar riving at 10:30, and the round trip will cost but $2. Bow They Are Courtlnfr. If matters continue to be dispatched with such rapidity as has already char acterized them," this term of court will surely be a short one. - Following are some of the findings of the grand jury, In the case of the State vs. J. Anbin, charged with obtaining money under false pretense, the grand jury found not a true bill. This is the case where tbe accused was said to have disposed of his scrip in payment of witness fees in the Brogan case, to two separate parties. In tbe case charging R. Cbaviz with a like offense, the finding was the came. Not a true bill was also the finding of the grand jury in the case of the State vs. Wo. Dann, charged with feloniously entering a dwelling on Snipes' place twelve miles below ; the city- r . , All of the defendants named were dis charged from the custody of the county. and Cbaviz and Anbin will return to Antelope. As far as can be learned Dann is a transient, having no particular IMP IJChase 1 5anborH Chase SansorM J Chase aJanborn 1 ...jlierl Beaton. Sole agents for this brand ot Coffee. A Wonderful Discovery. CARMELITE. Well, I have been thinking of purchas ing one for some time. Wife, don't let me forget to call tomorrow at JACOBSEN BOOK & MUSIC CO.'S, 170 Second Street, The Dalles. The great Mexican hair vigor, manu factured, by Mrs. Dora A. Dreyer, can now be had in this city. Mrs. Dreyer is prepared to treat all diseases of tie scalp, and ladies wishing home treatment may leave their address with Chas. Frazer. Carmelite is on sale at Mr. Fraser's bar ber shop and Blakeley & Houghton's drug store. See display on Friday and Saturday at Blakeley & Houehton'e window . m4-lm How About Your Title? f RE YOU SURE it is all right ? Remember it is the W RECORD that governs. It is our business to I search the records and show what they contain in relation to land titles. If you contemplate buying lain! or loaning money on real estate seenrity, take no msn'a word, but insist upon knowing what the record shows regarding the title. An Abstract is as essential as a deed. Insist on having it. We have the only set of Abstract Books in the County. All work promptly ex ecuted and satisfaction guaranteed. It you have prop erty to insure, give ns a call. We are agents for four of the best fire insurance companies in the world. 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