i-W - 1 I have just received a fine line of "Woolens in Suitings, Overcoatings and Pantinge, and will be pleased to have you call and see them. J. A. Eberle, Fine Tailoring. Tb3 Dalles Daily Chronicle. SUBSCRIPTION PRICE. One week . $ 15 One month 50 One year 6 00 MONDAY APRIL. 24. 1899 MI DP A TH A S A ROMANCER. Not all the follies and absurdities of the dollar faction Jeffersonian banquet in New York were uttered by William J. Bryan. John Claik Kidpath contributed his full quota to the imbecilities of that gathering. Said Bid path", it was a fitting thing that the author of the Declaration of Independence "should, at last, in bis democratic way, ride up to the presi dentiul mansion, like the plain man that he was, hitch his horse, and make ready, without the presence of a cavalcade of venal office seeker?, to take the oath ns chief executive of a democratic nation." That horse-hitching story is a fiction. It comes up every four years in the Democratic press throughout the country, but not the smallest atom of truth was ever in it. No mention of any such thing was made in any of the paperrpublished at that time. Oh the contrarj', the records of that day show that a wide ly different cunJition of things pre vailed at the .Jeffersonian inaugura tion from what Kidpath and the other Democratic romancers talk about. The Aurora, which was one of the yellowest of the Jeffersonian papers, said, in its edition of March 11, 1801, describing the inauguration ceremonies, that "at an early hour on Wednesday, March 4, the City of Washington precented a spectacle of uncommon animation ;" that "at 12 o'clock Thomas Jefferson, attended hy a number of his fellow citizens, among whom were many members of congiess, repaired to tbe capitol;" that "be entered the capitol under a discharge of artillery" and that "as soon as he wi:hdrew a discharge of artillery was made." The borse-hitcbing fake, which, of course, Rid path himself did not in vent, but merely repeats, was a cheat in its conception and a fraud in its distribution, for many ot those who bave retailed it undoubtedly knew it was false. Equally tricky is Ridpath's sneer about the "venal office-seekers." Jefferson during his eight years of service removed thirty-nine federal officials. All the other presidents along to Jackson Washington, John Adams, Madison, Monroe and John Quincy Adams removed only thirty, five in the aggregate. Jefferson turned Goodrich out of the office of collector of New Haven and put Bishop in. Goodrich was capable and bad given satisfaction to. the people of his district. Bishop was 78 years of age and incapable. Jefferson put Goodrich out because be was a Federalist and put Bishop in because he was a Democrat. When the citizens of New Haven, Democrats and Federalists - alike, protested against this outrage, Jeffer son defended himself by asking, "If a due participation of office is a matter of right, how are vacancies to be obtained ? Those bv death are few, by resignation - none.?r Tbe greater part of the assertions and deductions of the Bryan-Rid path party is a mixture of ignorance and mendacity! The ignorance belongs to tbe Bryana and the. mendacity to the Ridpatbs. Kidpath probably knew there was no truth in that horse-hitching fable.. He unquestion ably knew the Goodrich-Bishop af fair find the rabid partisanship that it betrajed. Deafness Ctn&ot be Garetft by local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear There is only one way to cure deaf nee and that is bv constitutional remedies Deafness is caused by an inflamed con dition of the mucous lining of the Eus tachian Tube. When this tube is in flamed you bave a rumbling sound or imperfect bearing, and when it is en tirely closed, Deafness is tbe result, and unless tbe inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, bearing will be destroyed for ever; nine case out often are caased by catarrh, which, is nothing but an in flamed condition of tbe mucous sur faces. ' We will give One Hundred Dollars for any caee of Deafness (caused ty catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Care. Send for circulars; free. F. J. Chknkt & Co. ', Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. 6-10 Hall's Family Pills are tbe best. P i Dyspepsia Cure. Digests what you eat. It artificially digests tbe food and aids Nature in strenirthenintr and recon structing the exhausted digestive or gans. It is tbe latest discovered digest ant and tonic. No other preparation can approach it in efficiency. It in stantly relieves and permanently cures uyspepsia, indigestion, Heartburn, Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea, SickHeadache,Gastralgia,Cramps,and all other results of imperfect digestion. Preoared by E. C. DeWltt A Co.. Crjlcaao. . BO YEARS V EXPERIENCE Designs ' rfwrn Copyrights Ac Anyone sending a sketch and description may quickly ascertain our opinion free whether an invention is probably patentable. Communica tions atrictlyconfldential. Handbook on Patents sent free. Oldest agency for securinspatents. Patents taken through Munn & Co. receive -tpecial notice without charge, in the Scientific American A handsomely Illustrated weekly. T-nrpest cir culation of any scientific journal. Terms, $3 a year: four months, $L Sold by all newsdealers. MUNN & Co.3818"""1 New York Branch Office. 625 F Bt, Washington, 1. C A J.ndies, if yon desire transparent, clear and fresh complexion use Dr. Bourdon's French Arsenic Complexion Waers. Their efl'eet is simplv magical, possessing the wizard touch In producing and preserving a beautilul trans parency and pellucid clearness of complexion, shapely contour of form, brilliant e.es, soft and smooth sKin where the reverse exists. Even the coarsest and most repulsive skin, marred by freckles, moth, blockheads, pimples, vulgar r.duess, vellow and muddy skin are permanent ly removed, and a delicioasly clear and refined complexion assured. Price per small box, 50 "cents; large box, $1, or six la:ge boxes, $. tient to any address post pnu ana unaer i iain wrapper upon receipt 01 the above amount. Write J lor . free circular. The Parisian Drug Co., 131 Montgomery St," San Franc Isco Cal, FRENCH Sc CO.f ANKERS. TRANSACT A KNERAL BASKING BUt'lNES Letters of Credit issued available in the Eastern States. Sight Exchange and Telegraphic Transfers sold on New York, Chicago, St. Louis, San Francisco," Portland Ore gon, Seattle Wash,, and various points in Oregon and Washington. - Collections male at all points on fav orable terms. PROFESSIONALS. JJA. STUfiDEVANT, - Dentist. rz; Office over French & Co.'s Bank - Phone 6, THE DALLES, OREGON rjR- GEISENOORFFEK Physician and Surgeon, Special attention given to surgery. Rooms 21 and 22. Tel. 32S Vngt Block Branch Office Oregon Viavi Company, Room 7, ovei French's Bank. Office hours, 2 to 4 p. m- Charlotte V. Roberts. ' Local Alanager. FRED. W.WILKON," ATTORNEY-AT LAW, THE DALLES. OREGON. Oflice ovei First Nat. Btnk. B S HUNTINSTOH - H S WLLSOH DNTINQTON A WILSON, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Office over rst Nat Bank. 1 f A A. Just What Voa mant. New ideas in Wall Paper here. Such wide variety as we are showing never be fore graced a single stock. Real imita tion creton effects at ordinary prices. Good papers at cheap paper . prices. Elegant designs, tasteful colorings, yours for a small price, at oar store on Third street.' - Also a fall line of house paints. D. W. VAXJSE, Third St. There Is no part of our business which does not receive its full share of attention and the stock of . Drugs, , Medicines and Toilet Goods. we carry are not surpassed by any in the city. Onr Prescription Department, however. Is con. sidered the most important and the utmost care is exercised in compounding and filling orders. The purity of the drugs used and absolute ac curacy in measuring and weighing ensure per fect results. M. Z. DONNELL ...DRUGGIST... A good drug sign. 1 You well know that a eood drug sign ie the patronage which is bestowed on the store. It is tbe purity of the goods handled and the manner of doiiig busi ness that makes and keeps this business. We are pleased with the result of our ef forts to supply the best drngs at the best price. We are particular about the compounding of them. RELIABLE PHARMACISTS. 175 .Second Street. THE DALLES Offers travelers choice of the following routes east. They are all famous for their scenic attraction. O. R. & N. view Ogden and Denver. Shasta Route view Sacramento, Ogden and Denver. Shasta Route view Sacramento, Lcs Angeles and Alberquerqne. A dailv line of through PULLMAN PALACE and TOURIST SLEEPER, from San Francisco and Los- Angeles to Chicago. . This is . The Short Line from southern California ' To the East. Apply to the agents of the O. R. & N. Co. or the undersigned, for folders and descriptive literature. J. J. DEVEREUX, Gen. Agt. Worcester. Bldg. Portland, Or. Santa Fe Route C. J. STUBLING Wholesale and Retail Wines, Liquors and Cigars. - Agency for the Greatest American Liqn or Yellowstone Sour WHISKEYfrom $2.75 to $6.00 per gallop. IMPOBTED 00GUA0 from $7.00 to $12.00 AIIIOOJA IB All?! S 1" P' 83--'5 to S6 (0 er gallon. (4 lo 11 years old. ONLY THE PUREST LIQUORS SOLD. HOP GOLD BEER on draught, and Val Imported Ale and 1'orter. JOBBERS IN IMPORTED and DOMESTIC CIGARS. Rockford Quick Shot" 12-Plate Magazine Camera. Simplicity Durability "Tarn the lever and voa are ready for another." No plate holders with slides to draw. No sleeve or changing bag. No chance to fog plates. No failures. If yon want 12 pictures quick, buy tbe "Quick-Shot,'; the only magazine cams era that holds the plates securely after they are exposed.. No rattling or break ing of plates. Best on earth. 3K4J ...$6.00 4x5 .....$9.00 " With one dozen plate holders. Manufactured under tbe Conley patents by tbe Rockford Silver Plata Co., BOCK FOB D, ILL. . We sell only through local agents. Ask onr agents to sbow you tbis "Quick bhot." Wasco Warehouse G Headquarters for Seed Grain of all kinds. Headquarters for Feed Grain ot ? 11 kinds Headquarters for Rolled Grain, an kinds Headquarters for Bran. Shorts, o?!!1 Headquarters for "Byers Best" Pendle- tOTl FlOUr This lonr 18 manufactured expressly for family va UBe. every HacK ja guaranteed to give satisfaction. We sell our goods lower than any house in the trade, and if you don't think so call and get cur prices and be convinced. - Highest Prices Paid for Wheat, Barley and Oats Todes ai?d pabrie Grandall . DEALERS IN fill kinds of UNDERTAKERS EMBALMERS The Dalles, Or. Funeral Supplies PIONEER BAKERY. I'have re-opened, this -well-known Bake , and am now prepared, to supply every body -with Bread, Pies and Cakes. Also all kinds of Staple and Fancy Grocer es. GEORGE RUCH, Pioneer Grocer. RdVetftise in... The, Mash Whiskey. (4 to 15 years old. f per gallon. (11 to 20 ybars old.! Blatz and Hop Gold Beer in bottles Quick Sellers No Complaints The Snipes-Kinersly Drug AGENTS, lhe Dalles, Oregon. Co. ompany I ill 1 M " . i B We are ready to 9how them in Dry Goods, Notions, Clothing, Boots and Shoes, Ladies' Capes and Jackets. "Time enough" is a poor principle. Those who make the earliest selections secure best results. The stock is complete and new and we invite you to look at it. p Steppe. & Barget Robes, Burial Shoes, Ete. Ghponicle Depart tihk bchkdulb. Arrivb fob From Dalles. From. . Fast Salt Lake, Denver, Ft. Fast Mail Worth, Omaha, Kan- Mail. 11:50 p.m. sas City, St. Louis, 3:15 p.m. Chicago and East. Bpokane Walla Walla, Bpokane, Bpokane' Flyer Minneapolis. St. Paul, Flyer. 5:40 p.m. x a 1 u t b, Milwaukee, 5:00 a.m. Chicaeo and East. , 8 p. m. From PoBixANn. 4 p. m. Ocean Steamships. For San Francisco January 22, and every live days thereafter. 8p.m. 4 p. m. Ex.bunday Columbia Kv. Steamers. Ex.Bunday To Astoria and Way Saturday Landings. 10 p. m. 6 a. m. Willamette Kivbb. 4 :30 p. m. Ex.Bunday Oregon City, Kewberg, Ex.Bunday Salem, & Way Land's. ' a-, Willamette and Yah- 8:30 p. m. Tues.Thur. hill Rivers. Mon.,Wed and Eat. Oregon City, Dayton, and Fri. and Way-Iandings. 6 a. m. Willambttk River. 4:30 p. m. Tue., Thur, Portland to Corvallis, Tue., Thur and Sat. and Way-Landings. and Sat. Snake River. Leave Lv Riparla Riparia to Lewiston. Lewiston. daiiy daily Parlies desiriner to irn to TTpnnnpF stinnlri take No. 4, leaving The Dalles -at 6:30 p. m.t iimniug mreci coDnecnons at neppner junction. Returning makingdirectcounection at Heppner junction with No. 1, arriving at Tbe Dalles at 4:15 p. m. . No. 82, throught freight, east bound, does not carry passengers; arrives 2;oO a. m., departs 3:50 a.m. No. 24, local freight, carries passengers, east bound; arrives 4:30 p. m., departs 8:15 p. m. . No. 21, west bound through freight, does not carry passengers; arrives 8:15 p. m., departs 9:30 p.m. y No. 23, west bound local freight, carries pas sengers; arrives 5:15 p. m., departs 8:30 a. m. For full particulars call on O. R. & N. Co.'s agent The Dalles, or address W. H. HURLBUBT, Gen. Fas. Agt., Portland. Or, ORTHERN PACIFIC RY. 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It makes connec tionsat Minneapolis and St. Paul with Northern Pacific, Great Northern, and -Soo-Pacific" trains; and leaves daily Minneapolis 7 80p. m.t St PaulH.il p. m.;.and arrives Chicago 9.80 a. ro. For berth reservations rates, folders and illustrated booklet FREE of the "Finest Train in the World " call at or address Ticket Offices 248 Washington St.. Portland; 606 First Avenue. Seattle; 205 Granite Block. Helena: 113 Nicollet Avenue. Minneapolis; 895 Robert St.. St. Paul; 405 West Superior St., Duluth, ir address T. W. Teasdaui. General Passenger Agent, St. Paul. Minn. A.