I) An Excellent Combination. The pleasant method and beneficial effects of the well known remedy, Stkup ok Figs, manufactured by the Califoknia Fig Syrup Co., illustrate the value of obtaining- the liquid laxa tive principles of plants known to be medicinally laxative and presenting ' them in the form most refreshing to the taste and acceptable to the system. It is the one perfect strengthening laxa tive, cleansing the system effectually, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers gently yet promptly and enabling one to overcome habitual constipation per manently. Its perfect freedom from every objectionable quality and sub stance, and its acting on the kidneys, liver and bowels, without weakening or irritating them, make it the ideal laxative. In the process of manufacturing figs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinal qualities of the remedy are obtained from senna and other aromatic plants, by a method known to the California Fig Syrup Co. only. In order to get its beneficial effects and to avoid imitations, please remember the full name of the Company printed on the front of every package. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. BAN FRANCISCO. CAL. I.OTJISVH.I.E, KY. NEW YORK, N. Y. For sale by all Druggists. Price 0c. perbottl A Play On Wcrd, It appears that oae idle day the frop, the duck, the lamb and the skunk started forth together to visit the show. Just what tort of ehow it was the chronicler c!ojsn't state. Anyway, it wa9 something that the queerly assorted quartet was anxious 10 attend, and they hopped and waddled, sni gamboled, and trotted toward the big canvas in closure with delightful throbs of antici pation. Finally, they reached the door tender, the frog leading the line. Well, the frog had a greenback and passed right in. The duck had a bill and followed the fro.. The lamb had four quarters and. fol lowed the froj and the duck. But the uijforlunate skunk was left on the outside. He had only a scent. .Naturally, he turned away feeling jpretty blue. -As ho waB slowly going back over , the Tall I he met a hoop snake rolling along U a lively rate toward the show. The skunk greeted him, but the Enake vdid not etop. -"lox'l interrupt me," he cried, over hia shoulder. "I've got to do a turn and I'm a little late." And he rolled along. At the top of the hill the skunk noticed another o'd friend approaching. Jt was the sardine. ""Hallo!" cried the sardine; "What's 'the matter?" 80 the e-k'irk told him. 4'I can guess how you feel about it," eaid the sardine, sympathetically. "I belong to the smelt family m3'self. But, Opera House One Night Only, April I Oth. Engagement Ext. ordinary! The most brilliant social at d dramatic event of tbe season. The foremost of America's Come diennes, piiss Clara Tfifopp. supported by Frederick Montague nud a care fully selected company, tbe same as made its recent memor. 1 Die success recently at the Mar- qunm Grand, Portland, presenting Henrik Ib sen s dramatic masterpiece, as 1 lved by Miss Thronp GOO nights at the Duke of York's theatre, Londun. Followed by the one act luiciai gem, THE TRUANT SPOUSE NOTE: Each lady attending will be presented with a eouvenir leaflet of Rudyard Kipling's poems. Prices - - 50c, 75c, $1.00. Hay ADoll sHouse say, old fellow, you come right back and go fa with me I've got a box." And the ekuok and the sardine went back together.-r-Cleveland Plain T)ealer. What's the matter with the deer get ting in because lie had the doe? TELLS YOUR FUTURE. Alias Perry, Seventh of Daughter. . Seventh The greatest known ' palmist and planet reader. Tells you the planet you were born under and how it rules you for success. No matter what your past has been, your future can be brighter. Don't fail to see the gifted ladv. Now at Mrs. Richmond's lodging house. Boom 16. "Next to the Diamond Mills. Apl4-lw The policy of the Ladies' Home Journal, in its religious department, 8 sera a to be always to engage the pen of the man most immediately prominent in the eyes of the religious world. Thus it has had the services of Mr. Beecher, Doctor Talmage, Doctor Parkburst, Ian Maclaren, and now it will have those of Dr. Newell Dwight Hillis, the new pastor of Plymouth church, in Brooklyn. Doctor Hillis has given the Journal a series of articles upon which he bad been working for over a year previous to his Eaetern call, and the first of these articles will be published in the next issue of the magazine. " The series Is all connected in thought, and presents the general subject of "The Secrets of a Happy Life." When Traveling Whether on pleasure bent or business, take on every trip a bottle of Syrup cf Figs, as it acts most pleasantly and ef fectually on the kidneys, liver and bowels, preventing fevers, headaches and other forms of sickness. For sale in 50 cent bottles by all leading druggists. Manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only. Ke ward. A reward of five hundred dollars (1500.00) will be paid by the Oregon Railroad & Navigation Company for in formation which will secure the arrest and conviction of the person who as sainted r . jn . uook, fiead brakeman on train 22 at Hay Station, Whitman Coun ty, Washingon, on the 29th of ,March 18'J'J. The Dalles, April 1, 1S99. l-10t Happy is tha man or woman who can eat a good hearty meal without suffering afterward. If you "cannot do it, take Kodol Dyspepsia Cuke. It di gests what you eat, and cures all forms of Dyspepsia and Indigestion. Snipes- Kinersly Drug Co. Cleveland Bicycle. , There may be other standards but the Cleveland bicycle is the standard for excellence. There is no standard higher than quality. See them at Maier & Benton's. Golden Eagle Bicycle. Golden Eagle bicycles $25. You will find the Golden Eagle a very satisfactory wheel and one that is thoroughly and absolutely guaranteed, with the guaran tee made good here. Maieb & Beston. Cash in loar Cbecfcs. All county warrants registered prior to June 1st, 1895, will be paid at my oce. Interest ceases after April 5, 1899. C. L. Phillips, Countv Treasnrer. Bulla for Sale. Two Durham bulls lor gale one'4 years old, for $100; and one 2-years old for $60.' Inquire of Rock Allery, on Upper Mill creek. a3-w 2t Cow Herded. All persons wanting their cows herded, (beginning April 1st), will do well to see Joslin & Sons, on Tenth street, west end. ' Mch4-Im for Sale. Scotch Collie dogs ; registered stock ; thoroughly trained to work. Also pup. Inquire at this office. tf J. Sheer, Sedalia, Mo., conductor on electric street car line, writes that his little daughter was very low with croup, and her life saved after all physicians had failed, only by using One Minute Cough Cure. Snipes-Kinersly Drug Co. ' Fresh cracked Nebraska corn at the Wasco warehouse. Finest kind of chicken feed. mcb25-tf fOVITi Restore VIVA LIT. LOST V'GOR i AND MANHOOD Cures Impotency, Night Emissions and wasting; diseases, all effects of self- abuse, or excess and Indis cretion. Anerve tonic and blood builder. Brings the . , - j , , ,r pinic glow to paie caeeitsanr ggp restores the fire of youth. uymauoucper nox; o Doxes for $2.50; with a written guaran tee to cure or refund the money. NERVITA MEDICAL CO. Clinton & Jackson Sts., CHICAGO, EU. BUSINESS LOCALS. Hartford bicvcles, '99 models, $35 at Mays & Crowe's. Columbia Vedette bicycles, '99 model, $25 at Mays & Crowe's, Use Clarke & Falk's Floral Lotine for sunburn and wind chafing. .t( " Featherstone bicycles, '99 models, f30, $40 and $50 at Mays & Crowe's. Columbia bicycles' '99 models beet on earth $50 at Mays & Crowe's. Yon need have no boils if you will take Clarke & Falk's sure cure for boils. For Five Dollars you can bur a Camera hat will take larger pictures than any other Camera on the' market. For sale by Clarke & Falk. tf j If yon have a cough, throat irritation, weak lungs, pain in the chest, difficult breathing, cronp or hoareeness. let us suggest One Minuto Cough Cure. Al ways reliable and safe. Snipes-Kinersly Drug Co. ' Before the discovery of One Minute Cough Cure, ministers were greatly dis turbed by coughing congregations. No excuse for it now. ssnipes-iunersiy Drug Co. "Give mo a liver regulator and I csd regulate the world," said a genius. The druggist banded him a bottle of DeWitt's Little Early Risers,, the famous 'little pills. - Snipes-Kinersly Drug Co. For a quick remedy and one that is perfectly -safe for children let us recom mend One- Minute Cough Cure. It is excellent for croup, hoarseness, tickling in the throat . and coughs. Snipes Kinersly Drug Co. It is now time to plant your roses, lilacs, ' snowballs, dutsias, wiegelas, syricgas acd other flowering herbs for spring anu summer blooming. the cannas, helitropes, marguerites, geran iums and fuschias are now ready for garden planting at from 5 cents to 50 cents. . Pholox spirea, hardy heliotrope an 1 garden primrose at 10 cents per plant. Pansies and daisies at 25 cants per dozen at Mis. A. C. Stubling's. d2w-wlm Oak Wood Oak Wood. For the next thirty days I. will sell for cash, oak wood, either first or sec ond growth, at actual cost, delivered. A good chance to get your winter's supply cheap. 'Phone 199. or leave orders at Wilkin son warehouse, First street. m25 F. B. Saunders. For the best results Camera, For sale by Pharmacy. ' use the the Vive Postoffice tf Use Clarke & Falk's Quinine Hair Tonic for dandruff and falling hair. tf Aek your grocer for Clarke & Falk's pure concentrated flavoring extracts. tf ONE FOR A DOSE. LLS Remove Pimples, ProTont KlllOUSnSfl- Pnrifw Un. PU,1 neuancne ua Ujrspepsii, i mhiiim A movement of tho-howels eacn day is neresnanr Cure Headache and Dyspepsia. So. Soldb, dxuista. DR. BOSANKO CO. PhiuT PZ A Beautiful Skin. Toadies, If you desire a transparent, clear and freah complexion use Dr. Bourdon's French Arsenic Complexion Wafers. Their effect is simplv magical, possessing the wizard touch in producing and preserving a bcautilul trans parency and pellucid clearness of complexion, shapely contour of form, brilliant ees, soft and smooth suin where the reverse exists. Even the coarsest and most repulsive skin, marred by freckles, moth, blackheads, pimples, vulgar r. dness, yellow and muddy skin are permanent ly removed, and a delicious y clear and refined complexion assured. Price per small box, 50 cents; large box, fl.or six large boxes, f 5. Bent to any address post paid aud under plain wrapper upon receipt of me aoove amount. rite ior iree circular. - The Parisian Drug Co., 131 Montgomery St," San Francisco Cal, White Russian Granulated Rye Meal. Fine for Breakfast Mush and Gems, 80c per sack. The Celebrated Lincoln Seed Oats CHOICE 13 Northern Grown SEEDS In Bulk at ' J. H. CROSS Feed and Grocery store Cor 2d & Federal Sts. P From 109 to 150 bushels per I . acre has been raised from f J tueseOats. For sale at n J. H. CROSS, H Feed and Grocery Store. Z NOTICE. To whom It may concern : By virtue of an order, made by the Common Council of Dalles City. Oreeon. on the 7th duv of March, A. D. 1899, notice is hereby given that the Common Council aforesaid will cause to be constructed, in accordance with the laws per tHiniiiR thereto, a sewer system in and for said city; the nature, extent and location of said sys tem in hereinafter set forth; and the cost there of will be charged to the property benefited thereby. That nil of said sewers are to be of terra cotta pipennd of such sizes as may be hereafter de termined by said Council. First A main sewer, commencing frcm the low water mark on -the Columbia river at the foot ot Union street, thence running south on Union street to the intersection of the alloy be tween Founh an-i Fifth streets with Union street, thtnee south on Union street to the in tersection of Tenth and Union streets. Second A main sewer, commencing at and connected with the sewer at the intersection of the alley between Fourth and tilth streets with Union street. theme Tu:ini:irr ensteriv. through private property in block 10, thence easterlv through the alley between Fourth and Fifth streets to Washington street, thence south on vi asniugton street to t uiton street. Third A sewer commencing at and connected with the sewer at the intersection of the i.llev between First aud Second, streets with Union street, thence running easterly on said alley to fidugblhi street, thence south ou Laughlin street to Fourth stieet. ' , .. Fourth A sewer commencing at and connect ed with the sewer at the intersection of the alley bttween First and Second streets with Laughlin street, thence running easterly thrnuga said alley to Jefferson street, thence north on Jeffer son street about 100 feet, thence easterly to a point in tbe middle of TVylor street about 130 feet north of the north side of the Intersection ot Taylor and Second streets. Fifth A sower comn-encing at the inters-c-tion of the alley between Second and Third streets with Taylor street, thence westerly 6c said alley to Monroe treet, theme north to con nect witn sewer in alley Dei ween jrirst ana sec ond streets. Sixth A sewer commencing at and connected with sew er on Laughlin street at the intersec tion of the alley between Second and Third sts. with Laughl n St., thence easterly through s-id alley to Madison street, thence southerly on Madison street to the intersection ot Third and Madison streets, thence easterly on Third street to the intersection of Third aud Monroe street?. Seventh A sewer commencing at and con nected with sewer on I.uugblin street at the in tersection of tbe alley between Third and Fourth streets, with Laugblin street, thence running easterly to Madison street. Eighth A sewer commencing at and con nected with sewer on Laughlin street at the in tersection of Fourth and Laughlin streets, thence easterly on Fourth street to Jefferson street Ninth A sewer commencing at and connect ed with sewer on Laughlin street at the inter section of Fourth and Laughlin streets, thence westerly 10 asmngion scrcec. Tenth A sewer commenciijg at and connect ed with sewer on Laughlin sireet at the inter section of the alley be'ween Third and Fourth streets with Laughlin ttreet, thence westerly to otningion sireet,. Eleventh A sewer commencing at and con nected with sewer on Lauchlin ttreet at the in tersection oi tne ulley Detwetn second and Third streets with Laugnlin street, thence westerly to asiimgiou sirevi..v Twelfth A sewer commencing at and con nected with sewer on Union street at the inter section of the alley between Second and Thiid strtets with said Union s'reet, thence running easterly along said alley to the intersection of said alley with Washington strcqt. Thirteenth A sewer commencing at and con nected with the sewer on Union street at the in frscctio'J of the alley between Third and Fourth streets with Union street, thence easterlv through said alley to the intersection of said alley with Washington street. F. urteenth A sewer commencing at and con nected with the sewer on Ui'ion street at the in tersection of the alley between fifth and Sixth Btreets with. Union street, thence easterly through said alley to the intersection of said al ley with Washington street. Fifteenth A sewer commencing at and con nected with the sewer on Union street at the in tersection of the alley north of First street with Union street, thence running eisterly through said alley to the intersection of said alley with Laughlin street. Sixteenth A sewer commencing at and con nected wifhseweron Union street at the inter section of the alley between Second and Third Etreets with Union street, thence westerly through eaid alley to tbe intersection of said aiioy with Liberty street, thence southerly on Liberty street to the alley between Fifth and Sixth streets. Seventeenth A sewer commencing at and connected with sewer on Liberty street at the intersect ioa of the alley between Second and Third streets with said Liberty street, thence running westerly through said alley to the west end of said alley. Eighteenth A sewer commencing at and con nected with sewer ou Union street at the inter section ot the alley between Third and Fourth streets, thence running westerly through said alley to the intersection of said aile; with Lib erty street. Nineteenth A sewer commencing at and con nected with sewer on Liberty street at the inter section of the alie between Fourth and Fifth streets with suid Liberty ttreet, thence running easterly through said alley.to the intersection of skid' alley with Union street. Twentieth A sewer commencing at and con nected with sewer on Liberty street at the inter section of the alley between Third and Fourth streets with said Liberty street, thence running westerly and through said alley to tbe intersec tion of said alley with Lincoln street. Twenty-first A Eewer commencing at and connected with sewer on Liberty treet at the intersection of Fourth and Liberty streets, thence running westerly along Fourth street to the intersection cf Fourth and Lincoli, streets. Twenty-second A sewer commencing at and connected with sewer in alley between Second and Third streets at the intersection of Fentland street with said alley, thence running soutu01i said street to Third street, thence west on Third etnet to the intersection of Third and Fourth streets. Twenty-third A sewer commencing at and connected with sewer at the intersection of Third and Pcntland streets, thence running easterly on Third street to the intersection of Third and Lincoln streets. Twenty-fourth A sewer commencing at and connected with sewer at tbe intersection of Fourth and Lincoln streets, thence running westerly along Fourth strtet to the intersection of Third and Fourth streets. Twenty-fifth A sewer commencing at and connected with sewer running on Third street at the intersection of Third and F'ourth streets, thence running westerly and 75 feet mote or less north of the road leading to the Mill creek bridge, to said Mill creek bridge. Dated at Dalles City. Oregon, this the 10th day of March, 1899. NED. H. GATES, mcbll Recorder of Dalles City. Dyspepsia Cure. Digests what you eat. It artificially digests the food and alda Nature in strengthening and recon structing the exhausted digestive or gans. It is the latest discovered digest ant and tonic. To other Drerjaration i can annroacri it, in efficinncv. It. in. stantfy relieves and permanently cures Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn, Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea, SickHeadache,Gastralgia.Cramps,and I all other results of imperfect digestion. j . Prepared by E. C DeWItt A Co.. Cbicago. n7 Public Boualing Alley Next to Columbia Hotel. Open Day and plight Courteous treatment ; to all Boulter's... Speeial Attractions For Bowling Parties. Patronage of the public respectfully solicued. Harry Esping, Proprietor, BMNBSsNSNJTv HVSrVSaSS' private BoardiFJ'.ou5? Table board $16 per moijtl? 5or. 4ti) agd iiijiot. The Data. PorllanfiL aai Astoria Navigation Co.' sirs. Regulator Dalles City Daily (except Sunday; between The Dalles, Hood River, Cascade Locks,. VancoTrver and Portland. Touching at way points on both sides of the Columbia river. Both of the above steamers have been rebuilt, and are iu excellent shape for the season of 1809. The Kegalstor L.tn will endeavor to give its patrons the best service possible. For Comfort, Kcooomy find Pleasnre, travel by the steamers of Tbe liegulator Line, The above steamers leave Portland and Dalles at 7 a. m., and arrive at destination in ample lime ior outgoing trains. Portland Office. The Dalles Office, Oak St. Dock. Court street. .W. C. Alia way, General Agent, 50 YEARS' EXPERIENCE Trade Marks rff Copyrights Ac. A n vnn a n tif n tr Hkntrh And dMrrfntinn mitv quickly ascertain our opinion free whether an invention Is probably patentable. Communica tions strictly confidential. Handbook on Patents sent free. Oldest atzency for securing patents. Patents taken through Munn & Co. receive special notice without charge, in the Scientific Jiitiericam A handsomely Illustrated weekly. Largest clr- mixtion of nnv- iuientina loarnal. I'erms, w a ear : four months. SL. Sold brail newsdealers. MUNN & Co.36,Broad""- New York Branch Office. 62S F 8t Washington. D. C. Government Lands With fine timber and rnnnlnc waiter in Hood Biver Valley, suitable for bomeatnad and timber entries. We locate individuals or colonies on these lands. Large Milling; in dustries now being located here; also town lots and other lands for sale. Some of these Government lands are the choicest Apple land of the Famous Hood River Valley. W. R. WIN ANS, Land Locator, f22-lm ' Hood River.Wasco Co., Oregon. Use Clarke & Falks Rosofonm for the teeth. tf 1 f A. Ad. KELLER, ...tb Renowaeil oitf oroFiao Saloon... 90 Second St.", second door from Court. THE 118 October 15 A itl TTTTT.T TTT? The Danes, or. 3 Tom Burke s $p Homestead Whiskey tn an J J Specialty $1 worth of checks A good for ioc drink JW iWifisfift or cigar. . check witn each purchase Agent EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route OF THE Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portlax OVERLAND EX-! Eress, esaiem, nose- urg, Ashland, Sac- I Mmnti t)irrlfTi Han 1 i 6:C0 r. M 1 Francisco, Moiave, f 9 A. M. J.os Angeles, tifaso, i I New Orleans and I (.East .-: . J Roscburg and way sta tions 8:30 A. M. 4:40 P. M Daily except Sundays. ("Via Woodbury fori I Mt-Angel, Silvorton, West Bcio, Browns- I ville, Springfield and I (.Natron J Daily except Sundays 17:30 A. M. JCorvallis and way f stations ( 5:50 P.M INDEPENDENCE PASSENGER. Express train Daily (except Sunday). 1 ;50 p. m. t Lv Por tland Ar.) 8 :25 a. m 7:30p.m. Ai..McMinnville..Lv. 5;50a,m 8:30 p.m. Ar..Independence..Lv. 4:50 a.m. Daily. fDaily, except Sunday. PINING CARS ON OGDEN EOUTE. PULLMAN BUFFET SLFEPEES AND BECOND-CLASS SLEEPING CARS Attached to all Through Trains. Direct connection at San Francisco with Occl deutal aud Oriental and Pacific mail steamship lines for JAPAN and CHINA. Sailing dates on a plication. Rates and tickets to Eastern points and Eu rope. Also JAPAN, CHINA, HONOLULU and AUSTRALIA. All above trains arrive at and denart from . Grand Central Station. Fifth and Irving streets ' YAMHILL DIVISION. Passenger Depot, foot of Jeaerson street. Leave for Sheridan, week days, at 4:30 p. m Arrive at Portland, 9:30 a. m. Leave for AIRLIE on Monday, Wednesday and Fri'iay at 9:40 a. m. Arrive at Portland, Tues day, Thursday and Saturday u 3:05 p. m. Except Sunday. "Except Saturday. K. Ka.E-.LER, l answer. , H. MARKHAM, Asst. G. F. A Pass. Airt Through Ticket Office, 1S4 Third street, where through tickets to ell points in tbe Eastern States, Canada and Europe can be obtsined at lowest rates from J. B. KIRKLAND, Tieket Agent, or N. WHEALDON. r ..GHfiS. F-RRW- ButehePs and Fafmers ..Exchange.. Keeps on draught the celebrated COLUMBIA BEER, acknowl edged the best beer in The Dalles, at the usual price. Come iu, try it and be convinced. Also the Finest brands of Wines, Liquor and Cigars. Saodtxtiehes if all Vttislfj altpairo rr hanH 1 GENERAL i .? Jl ! Ilorsesner Wagon and Carriage Werk. Fish Brothers' Wagon. TM.aniJfiffeFon. Phone 159 J. S. BCHBHK. President. H. M. Bill , Cashier First Hational Bank. THE DALLES - - OREGON A General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, subject to Sight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on dav of collection. . Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, San Francisco and Port land. DIRBOTOH9. D. P. Thompson. Jno. S. Schknck. Ed. M. Williams, Geo. A. Likbb. U. M. Beam.. DALLES, OREGON In Imported French Liquors and Cognac. f.innnrs. Wines nnrl (IWs The Largest and Best of August Buchler Home-made Beer and Porter. for tbe Swiss Pub. Co., New York. eianitiis ...AND... 4