CM) i TEE EXCELLENCE OF SY2DP CF FIGS Is dae not only to the originality and simplicity of the combination, but also 4o the care and skill with which it is -manufactured by scientific processes known to the California Fis Syeup Co. only, and we wish to impress upon All the importance of purchasing' the true and original remedy. As the genuine Syrup of Fig's is manufactured by the California Fio Syrup Co. only, a knowledge of that fact will assise one in avoiding the worthless imitations manufactured by other pa ties. The high standing of the Cali fornia Fro Sykcp Co. with the medi cal profesbion, and the satisfaction which the genuine Syrup of Figs has given to millions of . families, makes the name of the Company a guaranty of the excellence of its remedy. It is iar in advance of all other laxatives, as it acts on the kidneys, liver and bowels without irritating1 or weaken ing' them, and it does not gTipe nor nauseate. In order to fret its beneficial effects, please remember the name of the Company . ' CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FttAKCISOO. Cat. torisvn-Lr, k. new tore. jr. t. PERSONAL MENTION. A. Henderson went to White Salmon this morning. G. R. Deems, a teacher in the Dufur schools, is a visitor in the city today. G. W. McClure is in from Boyd, where he is a teacher in one of the district schools. Mrs. V. McCown came in from Tygh yesterday, and left this morning to visit Ler daughter near Tacoma. Miss Aimee Newman arrived in tbiJ I city last evening from Portland, and will V remain for A. ffiw rlavn viRitinfr frianrin. ' Mrs. Anna Walker and Miss Idai Walker, of Eutledge, returned last night from a visit with friends in the Valley, and left for their home today. Florence Williams came uprom Port land last night and is visiting her sister, Mrs. H. W. French. Misses JeAtmetteand Pearl Williams are spending their holi days in New York. 7 Rudy Cradlebaugh came up from Eugene last night and will visit friends here for a few days. He is a student at the state university ' and is taking a special coarse in mining engineering. Mr. L. Butler and Miss Carrie Butler will leave this evening for Spokane, where Miss Carrie will remain for a ehort time, hoping that her health, which is somewhat impaired, will im prove. Dr. P. L. Mckenzie, of Portland, was in the city yesterday and returned this morning. He informs us that in the near future he, or a friend of his, who is a homeopathic physician, will locate in The Dalles. Miss Lou Aldricb, the only one of the mother students of Christian Science in Oregon, was in the city yesterday and was the guest of Mrs. Lord. A number of Scientists spent the evening with Mise Aldrich, who gave them a very interest ins talk on the subject. She left this morning for Portland. BUSINESS LOCALS. TJse Clarke & Falks Rosofoam for the teeth. tf You need have no bolls if you will take Clarke & Falk's sure cure for boils. Use Clarke & Falk'e Floral Lotine for sunburn and wind chafing. tf Use Clarke & Falk's Quinine Hair Tonic for dandruff and falling hair. tf Ask your grocer for Clarke & Falk's pure concentrated flavoring extracts, tf -For the best results use the Vive Camera, For sale by the PostofBce Pharmacy. tf Furnished rooms to rent. Steam heat and electric lights. Apply to Max Vogt & Co. Chapman block. Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy can always be de pended upon and is pleasant and safe to take. Sold by Blakeley & Houghton. When you ask for De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve don't accept a counterflt or imitation. There are more cases of piles being cured bylhis than all others combined. . Pain 8 in the chest when a person has a, cold indicate a tendency toward pneu monia. A piece of flannel dampened with Chamberlain's Pain Balm and XKjnd on to the chest over the seat of paia will promptly relieve the pain and prevent the threatened attack of pneu monia. This same treatment will enre lame back in a few hours. Sold by IBlakeley & Houghton. OeWitfs LittSe Early Risers, "The tamons little pills. DICK'S GOOD TIME. He Wa-a av Very Ho mane Box uA He Wu Enjoying HI" Well Earned Reward. A portly gentleman sat on the porch and smiled, while a small boy, also smiling, painted the front fence. "Look at that boy," the portly man remarked to a visitor; "he thinks he is havirg a good time. A small boy is surely the drollest creature on earth. When I was a young-ster I remember that there were certain kinds of work I considered play, and one of them was painting. I was always crazy to paint. Many times I have taken a bucket of muddy water and an old paint- brush, and have spent a whole half day put ting a thick coat on the side of my fa ther's barn. "So with my boy, Dick, the little chap painting1 the fence; he has always been crazy to paint. He is enjoying Limself now you can see he is; and re will paint that whole fence, too, just as well as he knows how. I don't care if it is a tHile smeared; he's getting joy, solid .joy, thicker than the puint on his hands and clothes. "There's a mean side to it, too; he wanted to paint the fence and I wanted the weeds pulled out of the yard. So, like an underhanded rascal. I bar gained with him; I told him that if he would pull all the weeds out I would let him paint the fence. He went through the other job like a soldier he hates to pull weed3 all boys do and now he thinks tifr i-s getting his re ward. It is a downright shame to fool him that way don't you think so?" The portly gentleman chuckled again, and the small boy, wild with joy, went on plastering paint- on the fence. Detroit Free Press. . Declined with Thanks. A Chinese editor returned a contri bution on the ground that if he printed it the emperor of China would insist, on everything in the paper beinff main tained at the same high standard. That is a more soothing reply to the contributor thaa "declined with thanks." Why not put the case thus: "Sir, your article (or story) is so mag nificent that if it were toappear in our pages our readers would clamor against the rest of the contents. We are compelled to employ other.writers, who, if you were a competitor, would have to retire to the workhouse. In the cause of charity, therefore, we beg to express the hope-that you will give up literature and apply your genius to the manufacture of marking- ink." London Sketch. Sir Benjamin W. Richardson consid ered good sleepers as the best possible patients, certainly the most curable, lie says: "I would always rather hear that a sick person had slept than that he had taken regularly the prescribed medicine during sleeping hours." February, 1SG6, was in one way the most wonderful month in the world's history. It had no full moon. Janu ary had two full moons, and so had March; but February had none. This remarkable state of things had never happened before, since the era we as sign to the Creation. A marble bust of the late James G. Blaine has been placed in the rotunda of the statehouse at Augusta, Me. It is the work of Prof. G. Trentanove, the" Italian sculptor. The -bust is a gift to the state, and, while the name of the donor is kept a secret, it is said to be Joseph H. Manley, who, for sc many years, was the confidential friend and political lieutenant of the great Maine statesman. To Cure a Cold tn Ou Day. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab lets. All druggists refund the monev if it fails to cure. 25n. For Five Dollars you can buy a Camera that will take larger pictures than any other Camera on the market. For sale by Clarke & Falk. tf Late to bed and early to rise, prepares a man for his home in the skies. But early to bed and a Little Early Riser, the pill that makes life longer and better and wiser. Snipes-Kinerslv Dms? Co. Overcome eyil with good. Overcome your coughs and colds with One Minute Cougti Cure. It is so good children cry for it. It cures croup, bronchitis, pneu monia, grippe and all throat and lung diseases. Snipes-Kinerslv Drnor Co. NORTHWESTERN TRAVELERS ABE "North-Western" Advertisers because Is the Shortest and Best Route to CHICAGO and the EAST via MINNEAPOLIS and ST. PAUL: And also, the equipment of its trains is the most modern nf tho cat. Killija. . . ... , i a ..: 1 1 -7 0 a.v uwuviM CblQ tne luxuries, comforts and necessaries of travel. THE NEW NORTH-WESTERN LIMITED" (aotb Centurv Train) -. - -. i 8uwu uuw i ij Mine ana out. auf1 equipped with handsome buff et-smoking-librarj car, compartment and standard sleepers, fret iiVand modern day coach; and on which - vuarg-ea. 11 maces connec tions at Minneapolis and St. Paul with Northerr Pacinn. Oimit Knrth.n, i nt- ti la trains; and leaves daily Minneapolis 7 30p. m.; t. Paul 8.10 p. m. ; and arrives Chicago 9.30 a. m. F ?e?h reservations, rates, folders and illustrated booklet FREE of the "Finest Train 55athe.?,r,1in!'. caU 8t or address Ticket Offices 248 Washington St., Portland; 606 First Avenue. Seattle; 205 Granite Block. Helena; 18 Nicollet Avenue, Minneapolis; 895 Robert St, St. Paul; 405 West Superior St.. Duluth. or address T. W. Tkasdaxjs. General Passenger Agent, St. Paul, Minn. THE CENTIPEDE TURNED UP. An Awesome Presentiment Drives a New York Woman from Arkarsat. A New York voman, ' who lately returned from the Arkansas- hot springs, is excited over what appears to be a clever bit of foresight cn the part cf her guardian angel. Some time ago she went to the springs in search of relief from rheumatism, and was convalescing- famously when she suddenly had a presentiment that she was to be stung by one cf the centi pedes that add to the attractis of Ar kansas resorts. There was no ground for the conviction that haunted her. She isn't a nervous or fanciful woman, and she had never seen a centipede; but she lived in mortal fear day and night. The physician said "nerves," and the woman reasoned with herself and proved to herself a hundred times a day that ehc was in no more danger frcin centipedes than from tigers, but all the same she couldn't shake off the fear. Everyone in the hotel knew of her conviction and laughed at it. She laughed at it herself in a tremulous way. Finally the anxiety began to tell apoa her health, and her daughter in sisted that, while there was no excuse for the fear, it would be wiser for her to leave the place. The woman stout ly' said no. The water was curing her rheumatism and she wouldn't be driven away by an absurd fancy, but at last one night she reached such a state of fear that she wakened her daughter and said she was going away by the midnight train. She sentf or the porter to take her trunk. When he arrived she said: "John, let that trunk alone. I'm an idiot, and I'm not going to allow my foolishness to control me. I won't go." The porter departed and the poor woman dropped back into her chair, white as a ghost. "I've signed my death warrant," she said. That was too much for the daughter, who, being a young woman of some de termination, sent for the porter once more, bundled her mother up, called a carriage, and took the midnight train for Xew York, carrying a sheepish but much-relieved mother with her. The day after they reached here they had a letter from the proprietor of the hotel. He wrote that an odd thing had happened, and that it seemed so strange that he couldn't resist writ ing about it. The morning after their hasty departure, a man went into the room at nine o'clock and found, lying just beside the bed, the largest centi pede that had ever been seen in that neighborhood. There were screens in the windows, and no one could offer any explanation of the creature's pres ence in the house; but there it was 'ying, just where anyone, in getting out cf bed, would have put her foot upon it. The story isn't a good hotel adver tisement, but is has made one woman a firm believer in presentiments. N. Y. Sun. . . WVM4 " 50 YEARS' EXPERIENCE Trade Marks Designs Copyrights Ac. Anyone sending a sketch and description may quickly ascertain our opinion free whether an Invention is probably patentable. Communica tions strictly confidential. Handbook on Patents sent free. Oldest agency for seeming- patents. Patents taken through Munn A Co. receive tpecial notice, without charge. In the Scientific Jftnericatn A handsomely illustrated weekly, rearrest cir culation of any scientific journal. Terms, $3 a year ; four months, fL Sold by all newsdealers. MUNN & Co.36""" New York Branch Offloe. 62S F Bt Washington, D. C Constipation prevents the body from ridding itself of waste matter. DeWitt'e Little Early Riser will remote . the trouble and cure eick headache, billions ness, inactive liver and clear the com plexion. Small, eugar coated, don't gripe or cause nausea. Snipf s-Kmera- iy Drug Co, WE DO- FIRST-CLASS WORK. REASONABLE PRICES. Chronicle Pub. Co. THE DALLES, OREGON. Inh Printing PLEASE LOOK HERE. WM. MICH ELL, Undertaker and Embalmer. THE DALLES, OREGON. Rooms on Third Street, One Block Back of French & Co.'s Bank. PICTURES FRAMED. ALL PRICES AWAY DOWN. '3IAJ 33S QNV 3 WOO Regulator Line Tie Dalles, MM an J Astoria Navigation Co.' sirs. Regulator S Dalles City FREIGHT AND PASSENGER LINE BETWEEN The Dalles, Hood River, Cascade Locks and Port land dally, ""icent, Sunday. DOM THE VALLEY OR TO Are tou going EASTERN OREGON ? If bo, save money and enjoy a beautiful trip on the Columbia. The west-bound train arrives at The Dalles in ample time for passengers to take ini: Bictijiier, arriving ill r uriimiu in time IOr me outgoing Southern and Northern trains; East- doudq passengers arriving in The Dalles in time to uue me ,asi-oouua train. . For further information apply to Or W C. ALLAWAY, Gen. Agt., i i .. Orego BlOS. GENERAL GlacKsmiilis :; .AND. IS. Wagon and Carriage Werk. B Fish Brothers' Wagon. J Thinfl nnfl TofToiHinn Dhnno 1Cfl 4 t muu aim uuiiuiauii. iuuuu U3 J. 8. SCHKNK, President. A.M. Bkal , Cashier First national Batik. THE DALLES - - - OREGON A. General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, subject to Sight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on dav of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, San Francisco and Port land. DIRKOTOK3. D. P. Thompson. Jno. 8. Schkitck. Ed. M. Williams, Geo. A.. Libbk. H. M. Bbaix. Mcomy Gasoline Lamp Approved by the Board of Underwriters of the Pacific, November 4, 189S. I00-CAN01E POWER, 14 HOURS FOH 4. CENTS. Own your own Gas Plant. Run your own me ter. A complete gas plant within the lamp; portable, hang it anywhere. Maximum . light at minimum cost. J. D. TUNNY, novlS. Agent for Wasco County. JJK- GEISKNDOBFFKK Physician and Surgeon,1 . Special attention given to surgery. -Rooms 21 and 22, TeL 328 Vogt Block F RED. W. WILSON, ' " - - ATTORNEY-AT LAW, THE DALI.ES. OREOON. Oflice ovet First Nat Bank. . -2 HorsesnoB DHORTHERN jjJ PACIFIC RY. n s Pullman Elegant Sleeping Cart, Dining Cars Sleeping Car T. PAUL. H1NMAFOI.I DCLCTH K A it GO GKASD FOR CEOOKSTOS WISNIPJEO HILBXA an BUTTE Tourist TO Through Tickets CHICAGO " r . WASHINGTON PHILADELPHIA KEW TOBK BOSTON AND ALL POINTS BAST and SOUTH For information, time cards, maps and ticket, cal on or write to W. C. ALLAWAY. Agent, The Dalles, Oregon OK A. D. A ELTON. Asst. G. P. A.. 25 rrison Cor. Third. Portland Oreiton EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route OF the Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portlax OVERLAND EXO press, Salem, Rose-. ! Durg, Asniana, bac ramento, Ogden,8an Franciseo, Hoiave, T i 1 iri ii 6:00 P. M. New Orleans and I East I 8:S0 A. M. Roseburg and way bta tions P. So Dally except Sundays. fVia Woodburn fori Dally except Sundays JUhAUKCl, OllVOrbUU, I West Scio, Browns- I ville,Springfleld and (.Natron ,. J 17:30 A. M. (Corvallis and way! stations :S0P.M INDEPENDENCE PASSENGER. Express train Daily (except Sunday). 4:50 p.m. Lv. Portland . ..Ar.) 8:25 a. m 7:30p.m. JAi..McMinnville..Lv. 5;60a, m 8:30 p.m. Ar. .Independence.. Lv.) 4:50 a. m Daily. fDaiiy, except bunaay. DINING CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE. PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS AND SECOND-CLASS SLEEPING CARe Attached to all Through Trains. Direct connection at Ban Francisco with Owl dental and Oriental and Pacific mail BteamBhip lines for JAPAN and CHINA. Sailing dates on application. Rates and tickets to Eastern points and Eu rope. Also JAPAN, CHINA, HONOLULU an AUSTRALIA. All above trains arrive at and depart from Grand Central Station. Fifth and Irving, street YAMHILL DIVI8ION. Passenger Depot, foot of Jeflerson street. Leave for OSWEGO, daily, except Sunday, at 7:20 a. m.; 12:30, 1:55, 5:15, 6:25, 8:05 p. m. (and 11 :30 p. m. on Saturday only, and 9:00 a. m and 3:30 p.. m. on Sundays only). Arrive at Portland daily at 6:40 and 8 ;30 a m.; and 1:85, 4:15, 6:20 and 7:55 p. m., (and 10:05 a. m , 3:15 5:10 p. m. on Sundays only). Leave for Sheridan, week days, at 4:30 p. m Arrive at Portland, 9:30 a. m, Leave for AIRLIE on Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 9:40 a.m. Arrive at Portland, Tues day, Thursday and Saturday it 8:05 p. m. Except Sunday. Except Saturday. H. KuEKLER, G, H. MAEKHAM, .Manager. Asst. G. F. S Pass. Ajrt Through Ticket Office, 134 Third street, whera through tickets to all points in the Eastern 8tates, Canada and Europe can be obtained at lowest rates from . J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent. or N. WHEALDON. A. Ad. KELLER, ...He Henownetf Qitl Qio Flno Saloon... 90 Second St., second door from Court. THE 118 October 15 A. AD. KELLER The Dalles, Or. 0.00. 1 worth of checks good for 10c drink, or cigar. ,11 each purchase War or No . You will always have the benefit of Low Prices at , - Ipdru feller's ?afe. Ice Cream, Ice Cream Soda, Candies, Fruits, Nuts and Oysters in any style. ' la Kb & fie 6i Depart timk schedule. Arrive fob Fbok Uau.es. From. - y Fast Bait Lake, Denver, Ft. Fat Wail Worth. Omaha, Kan- MaiL 11:50 p. m. sas City, St. Louis, 8:10 a. m. Chicago and East. ' BPkne Walla Walla, Spokane, Spokane . Flyer Minneapolis. St. Paul, Flyer. 5:30 p.m. D u lu th, Milwaukee, 6:50 a.m. Chicago and East. 8 p. tn. From Pobtland. 4 p. m. Ocean Steamships. All Sailing dates subject to change. For San Francisco Nov. 28, Dec. 3, 8. 13, . 18, 23, 28, Jan. 2, 7. 8 p.m. 4 t m Ex.Sunday Columbia Rv. Steamers. Ex.bundaj . . To Astoria and Way Saturday Landings. . 10 p. m. t- 6 ? mJ Willamette River. 4:30p.m. Ex.ounday Oregou City, Newberg, Ex.bunday Salem A Way Land s. 7 WlliAM kttb and Yam- 3:30 p. m. Tues,l hur. hill Rivkbs. Mon.,WecL, andbvt. Oregon City, Dayton, and Fri. . and Way-Landings. 6 a-JP- Willamette River. 4:30 p. m. Tue-.Thur, Portland to Corvallis, Tue., Thur and Sat. and Way-Landings. and SaL Leave Lv RIparia Snake River. ' Lbwiston. daliy Riparia to Lowiston. daily "cP except . Saturday. Friday. For full particulars call on O. R. & N. Co.'s agent The Dalles, or address W. H. HURLBNB.T, Gen. Pas. Agt, Portland, O ..Gims. FfiflM.. Butcher's and Farmer's Exchange.. Keeps on draught the celebrated COLUMBIA BEER, acknowl edged the best beer in The Dalles, at ibe usual price. Come in, try it and be convinced. Also the Finest brands of Wines, Liquors and Cigars. Sandcuiehes of all Kinds always on hand. Tne Columbia Packing Co., PACKERS OF PORKand BEEF MANUFACTURERS OF Fine Lard and Sausages. Curersof -BRAND HAMS & BACON a)E1ED beef. etc. Cor Sale or Trade. One hundred and sixty acres, good fruit and dairy farm in Klickitat county, two miles from Ruf ua, for sale or trade for city property. See Dad Butts. 19-3t DALLES, OREGON Tom Burke's Homestead Whiskey Specialty in Imported French Liquors and Cognac. Best Domestic Liquors, Wines and Cigars. " The Largest and Best of August Buchler' ' . Home-made Beer and Porter. Agent for the Swiss Pub. Co, New York. war - r V 4