Cz) The Dalles Daily Chronicle. crisis, as in all other crises threaten ing the creation of a military dicta torship, ia wise, . determined and patriotic statesmanship. If these shall be developed by the demand of the hour, the ship of state will out ride the storm and g'ide into safe waters. Spokesman-Review. SUBSCRIPTION PRICE. One week $ 15 One month .... 50 One year '. ... 6 00 WEDNESDAY - NOVEMBER 2, 1898 (Q) WE' BE NOT SO BAD AFTER ALL The severe shock recently suffered Tjythe estimable Queen of Great Britain and Ireland regarding the scandalous state of affairs in the management oi her drawing-rooms has created considerable discussion in the English newspapers over the prevalence of corruption among the so called upper classes. The shock which shook the Queen was the immediate result of an in vestigation which revealed the fact that certain titled men and women, close to the throne, were engaged in selling the right of presentation at sums ranging from 81,000 to $10,000. The father, mother, or husband of a woman who was anxious to be honored by a drawing-room presen tation, il appears, found it necessary to make application in certain quar ters. Certain quarters would make the necessary inquiries. If certain quarters were satisfied as to the eligibility of the applicant for dis tinction, one hint would lead to another until an agreement as to the amount of money necessary to make everything smooth was reached, when the presentation would take place according to the card. What bothers the English news papers is, peihaps, that, following so closely upon the revelations in the Ilooley case, this evidence ot cor ruption among the nobility renders useless temporarily a large amount of "copy" regarding the moral decrepti tude of a Republican form of govern ment as exhibited by the exposures made by newspapers in the United States. The editorial writers whose specialty it is to draw invidious com parisons between morality under a monarchy and immorality under a democracy are practically thrown out of business. Their occupation is gone. If they mention a case of of ficial corruption or a case of private defalcation in the United States it only serves to remind their readers of the Hooley and drawing-room scandals. The less the British com moner is reminded of these things the better it is for the British common wealth, and hence the subject of dis honesty under a democracy is at present deemed unworthy of notice. The worst phase of the situation from a monarchical view point is the fact that the more intelligent people of the United States have never been associated as a class with the corrup tion alleged to be prevalent on this side of the Atlantic. Whatever may be said of us as a people, our respect able classes have the reputation of a remarkably honest and upright people. 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