.awttwi aiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiam. KlVJOYsS Both the method and results when Srrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently vet promptly on the Kidneys, Xiver and Bowels, cleanses the sys- tem effectually, dispels colds, head aches and fevers and cares habitual constipation. Syrap of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro- j lnced, pleasing to the taste and ac- j ceptable to the stomach, prompt in Its action and truly beneficial in its j effects, prepared only from the most j healthy and agreeable substances, its ' manv excellent qualities commend it ' to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50 cent bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who -wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FfG SYRUP CO. SAX FRAUCIXO. CAL U)uisui. nr. hew ronx. itr. The Dalles Daily Chrniids. CUB DALLES, onrr.ux PERSONAL MENTION- C. L. Morie, of Hood Riv;r, is in the cty. W. M. Eadeo, of Long Creek, is at the Umatilla House. Mie; May Beali and Pearl Williams returned to Portland by boat today. Di. F. C. Brosias. of Hood River, ar rived on the boat last evening for a short I ft ST. I Judge Mays returned from Portland last evening, where he lias been for a i few days. Miss Etta Story left on last night'i train for Olei, where she will spend a week with Miss Lillian Saell. Mrs. Minnie Gleason and her two cnlldr-n returned to Portland today, after spending a day or two with her father, Win. Waggecinan. Tuesday night Mra. Mark Long re ceived news of the death of one of her nicei in Gervais, Marion connty, and left yesterday to be present at the fuu eral. K. M. Ogden, agent for the Equitable Life lusurance Compauy. arrived ic the ciy lest evening and w ill spend a few days attending to business connected vmb his company. "WOMEN AS TEACHERS. Tlie Proportion Lai-Kent In the United States end Smallest In Germany. There are iu the United States, rough ly speaking. school teachers, sir.d of this r.vmber 120,009 are men and , 2-J0.000 are women. In other words,! Lhere are nearly twice as many female sxa male teachers, and the disparity is , increasing year by year. According ' to the last cfSciuI census of Prussia, "there were r.,000 school teachers in the. ldngdom, of whom 0,000 were women -r.nd 59,000 men. It is evident, therefore, i that the Prussian preference is for male teachers. In all Germany there are, ( including the government, church and private schools. 13S.O0O teachers, and. the number of pupils is nearly 10,000, There are 140.COO teachers in, France, of whom 05,030 are men and Tli.OOO ere women, the number of each I "being subject to about the same ratio' of increase. There ure. it is supposed, nbout 100,000 teachers in Great Britain, but authentic figures are lacking, ONE irunlrul It: IS a man does you an ill turn he will never forgive you for it. If a man re-leases a piece of property Jie tabes a fresh grip on it. Tf people didn't have hobbies the irorld would soon cease to revolve. If a roan once uses porous plasters he is apt to become much attached to i hem. If hope assumes the guise of an cas r Txmuet h springs eternal in the fe inale breast. If It is necessary to write to anyone rou don't care two cent fo'r, use a postal ,"ar3. If we listen to the troubles of other -people it sometimes makes us better -satisfied with our own. If two souli find Ihey ban. but a single thought it is 'useless to waste anytime contemplating matrimony. 11 a mn marries a womam because be ltae more sense than he has, he is juttcx allowed to lose aljrhtof the fact. -rHlcMg Evefuajr Xaws. rMei aad rarol mm U Mala A eo too 'a. THE SULTAN'S TRIUMPH. The CSory Told nnd Drtlrved In Aula Minor nud Cpntrr.l Aiiin. The Indian IMohainincfnns heard that the caliph hed triumphed over the in fidel and the new went to the heeds of the Mohammedans of Delhi anil Oudh,! just as r.ow it hat, pone to the heaths of, the tribesmen of the frontier. In Loth; cases it tirred them, rcraruless cf all; consequences, to strike a n ow tor the, faith. The descriptions that have been j piven of the Greet- war to the frontiers-1 men are probably not unlike those of J the Crimea that were piven all over the f Mohammedan world. The sultan, it J was said, was attacked by the Russian does. Tot carina to dcircan himself by Hphiinp them in person his slaves, the French and to drive them from his borders. This act the sultan's Christian slaves faith- fully performed and for their loyalty he showed them some favor. But the caliph, the shadow of God. not to the tools he used, war- due to destruction of the accursed Russians. That was the story told throughout Asia Miner. North Africa and Central , Asia, and piously believed. Doubtless the Afridis and the men of all the val- eys and desert from Quctta toClutral hare heard similar extravaErniiees in re-. irard to the Grtek campaicn. The Greeks, they were doubtless told, are! ns rnuen sironccr ana oraver man me; Britis-h as the British are stronger and braver than the IJencralese. yet these . invincible warriors fled before the sul tan. London Spectator. The VIp DrnKRlat. Youth I would er like a bottle of some er pood hair restorer. Druggist Want it for your mu?1 tacbe, I suppose? "Er yes." "I guess it's hair originator you want." Chicago Evening News. HIS BIG MARRIAGE FEE. Drldesrrooiu Loses His ChoTvlnrr To. lmcra nnd tiic iTrncbcr Proiits. j The ministerial story teller was spin- ning another yarn about his cxperi. ences at otner people s vcoilizign. sr.ya the Marquette (Mich.) Mining Journal. "I think the largest lee I ever received," he said, "resulted from my receiving the strangest one. My services were secured to penorm me ceremony tor: i jjuug tuiijnc oui ui luc nwiuuw iijxes instantly with cold water. families of my parish. It was a church ' ' wedding and a very swell affair indeed.. Smoke the popular brands Prize At the conclusion of the ceremony the! jiedai. Guarantee and Rose Qaeen groom handed me a small envelope cigarc-laanufactured bv S. F. Fouts. which I supposed contained my fee. i " it Of course. 1 did not open it until I got j , ... home. Imagine my surprise when I Dr- Shackelford has removed ins office found, not money, but a liberal chew ofj to room 14, ogt block, over the post-fine-cut tobacco. My good sense told j office. ml7 2ra me that it was not intended as an in-1 suit, so I awaited developments. i La Plata Sheep Dip, uroven by every "A fortnight later, when the newly- j test to be the best non-poisonous fluid marneucoupie nau reiurneutromtneir, wedding tour, the groom called on nc ) made explanations. It seems that he was addicted to the use of tobacco and had placed a little in an envelope for his needs right after the ceremony. He had placed my fee in a similar envelope ind in the confusion of the ceremony and the hasty start on his journey had nixed the two. Ey way of reparation 3e then placed in my hand another en velope containing $100." Cain In loot Cbeck. AH conntv warrants registered prior to Jan. 3, 1S94, will be paid at my nfficp. Tntpreat ceases after iflrch. 189S. C. L. Phillips, County Treasurer. II kKS-GEISENDOItrrEU & 1XEDV, PhygiciailS SLU(l SlU'eeOllS, J Bj)eclal atteatlon g'.vea to surjery. Ko0I3S 2l and Tcl. vt Block (yticura WORKS Wonders la curing torturing, disfigurifig, awnlliatiag humors of the Skis Scalp, aad Blood when all e!ss falls. old Ihroajlwal the woild. Prlct, Ccticvu, 3ci tOMT, 2Sci fiuoiTixT, Uk. and IL PontK Viva AMD CZM.iL. Cotr tcl Prcpt tftO. mr" How t Can Zitrj DJS-nri:: Ssr.rr,- fist. XLT'S CKEAM KAXM la xlt hJunuxsM. h wma u w rmk Vi. I. i 1 I Children Whn wmilr! flwsenhe onlv V tonics and bitters for a weak, $ puny child ? Its muscles and nerves are so thoroughly cx- hattsted that they cannot be whipped into activity. The cnua needs looa ; a oiooa- Puny. :car minseu.w , . ,,, .,..- JR thellnplish.. and musck-buildtnj food. 9 A Qwfr'f''c FTlllllain . JtL S-.IIIUSIUH of Cod-Liver Oil is all of this, and you Still have a tonic in S( the hypophosphitcs of lime , -7 i ' ms. uyjwjuiBiimiM v new shapes and new materials, from and soda to act with the food. poia to shell. For thjn and delicate children Sj The latest and most popular combs there is no remedy superior a are small, of shell amber, and hnnd l 1, Um -n.T4 Tf m.,. somely decorated with finely cut steel. to It in the world. It means Sorne;irnes the t.el is mt'rAv a nar. growth- strength, plumpness 3 row band of steel ; again it is ara- and Comfort to them. Be Sure j besque, or pointed, or rounded, or a se- you get SCOTT'S Emulsion. ' rics of fleur-de-lis or clover leaves. The t variety is limitless, and as they are ex 50c and ti.oo, -11 druggist. Wi pensive and not very easily copied in crnTT A nnU"T fThimitt. Kw Vn.W Wl n tipnrt-r pnmK thpv nrf nnk!rlnrif1 ttttCCCCteee E.erybody reads The Chkolxjce, Try Scbllllnir". Best ca and 1.hII:is powjar When yon smoke the Rose Q-ieen 5 cent cigar von get vour money's worth. ' tf Postum Cerlal Food Coffee at Com mission & Groretv Co.'s. If DeWitt's Little Early Risers, The frmou li t!c oill. , . . . ,:n i.i. i sweets, oranges and lemons at Commis sion & Grocery Co.'s. ! Sheepmen, Attention: Clarke & Falk have eecurod the BRfncv for the La pata 5heep Dip. dip m the world; guaranteed to cure ,tc,f wre tbroa,( Hce and hoof.rot. ! Ciarke & Falk, agents, The Dalles. Sheepmen, call at Clarke & Falk'e and get prices on the La Plata Sheep Dip. It is non-poisonouB, mixes iu ttautly with cold water, and it is an in fallible cure for ecab, hoof rot, lice and ticks. 1 tf For Ie. One lot, No. 7, block 7, Bigelow'e Ad dition. Cheap for cash. Apply to or address Mux. R J. Wilso.v, mch30-lw Telephone 118. Db-BUNN'S ONE FOR A DOSE. PILLS n-m-Te PinpI-, PtTsit BilionjnMs Ponfx theBlood, Cure rUch nd Uhmd,,, A mowmrat of the )oweli each day U De-.mn T- cr li "? wi" m" "mpl rr!. or foil mx for c. ba.d br draiju. DR. B0SAMK0 CO. Phil. Pa. Thousands of suffererj from grippe have been restored to health by One Minute Cough Cure. It quickly cures coughs, colds, bronetiitic, pneumonia, irritiDe. asthma, end all throat and Iude ' dieeabes. Snipee-Kinerely Drug Co. FOR SALE. Two lots, Nos. 11 and 12, in block 14, Gates Addition, The Dalles, Oregon. For particulars address the undersigned. M. E. Fl'ilKMAEV, 19-4 w Box 176, Golduidale, Wash. NOTICE OF FILING PLATS. U. S. I.AXIi OlTICE. J The Dalles. Or., April 8, '93.) Notice is hereby (liven that the ap proved tdat of survey of Township 12 South, Range 0 East of the Willamette Meridian, Oregon, has been received at this office biiI will be officially filed in this ctllce on Saturdav, the 25t'h day of May, 1893, at 10 o'clock a. m. J.h F. Mooi:e, Register. W. H. Uior.s, Recifiver. "A word to the wise ie eutficitni" and a word trom the wise should be suf ficient, but you ask, who are the wise? Those who know. The oft repeated ex perience of trustworthy persons may be taken for knowledge. Mr. W. M, Terry eays Chamberlain's Cough Remedy gives better satisfaction than any other in the market. He has been in the drag buaineet at Elklon, Ky., for twelve years ; has sold hundreds of bottles of this remedy and nearly all other cough medicines manufactured, which shows conclusively that Cbamberlsin's is the most satisfactory to tbe people, and is the best. For aale by Blakelsy & Houghton. SIDE COMBS NOW A NECESSITY. Thcr Are Slmlc In CcHtlr Shell ami Amber for Women of Wrnltti. Despite the fact that small sldecombs for the hnlr come in such cheap imitations at present, and are so uni versally worn as to be positively com mon, they are an absolute necessity for the prevailing mode of hnir dress ing". It is impossible to maintain the bread effect at the side, which is do ricrucur to-dav without the aid of these Hi ', combs, and though a fashionable wom an cries out against a fashion which can be so easily copied by her less fa orcd sisters, from a money point of view, she has no alternative but tone , cept the si l5t jnncccs-i the side comb, though in such a t sueh a price as to render ible to the woman whose pocket-book is not well filled. The large jewelry stores, whose pa- j trons are among the J-our Hundred, have showcases filled with these beau- tiful little combs, and importers and manufacturers are constantly devising j very chic. I The matron or maiden possessing n t stock of unset gems has her combs of pold or silver set with precious stones. and many women who art Known to be the owners of beautiful jewe!s and who w culd never be susppctt d r.f wearing an imitation gem buy the ulmcst perfect counterparts of their real grms, which are shewn in the shops, in order to pre serve thtir more expensive combs. They urge in explanation that the combs are so apt to fall out of the soft, fluffy rolls of hair. Archer combs just at present seem to be more in favor than the darker shell, especially for a woman with moder atc'y.light or real blond hair. The most up-to-date ones are studded with col ored stones for evening wear, and if carefully chosen to harmonize or con trast with the color of the hair these brilliant ornaments are very becom ing. Chicago Tribune. ItnM.lt. Xot "Itnrelilt." Those who have accepted the incon sistant nam-- of Welsh rabbit for toasted cheese on the assumption that it was a corruption of Welsh "rarebit," will have to reiise their view. According to a writer in Mac.Miilan's Magazine. "Welsh rabbi is a genuine slang term, belong ing to a large group which describe in the same humorous way the special dish or product of a peculiar district. 1'or example: An Essex lion is a calf;, a Fieldane duel: is a baked sheep's head; Glasgow magistrates, or Norfolk capons, arc red herring; Irish apricots or Mucster plums ure potatoes; Grave send sweetmeats are shrimps." Oli! SlniiK Revived. Slang is sledom new. "Xot so worse" flourished brirkly for a few months and has already fallen into well-deserved oblivion. Doubtless it seemed new for a time. Vet a letter written by a bril liant English magnzinist, Samuel Phil lips, in 1S-1J. published for the first time in Mrs. Oliphant's history of the house of Blackwood, contains this sentence: "One hundred pounds for a tvork! Xot so worse!" week's One Minute Cough Cure, cures Thdt l what It vris m-de for. Wanted. At the Diamond Mills, Good milling wheat. The hipbept price paid. mcbl6-tf. Harry Liebe, PRACTICAL Wa tchmaker4 Jeweler All work promptly attended to, and warranted. 174 VOGT BLOCK Wasco Warehouse Company Headquarters for Seed Grain of ail kinds. Headquarters for Feed Grain of an kinds. Headquarters for Rolled Grain. u kinds. Headquarters for Bran Shorts, Tmltlu Headquarters for "Byers1 Best" Pendle ton PlOUP Th,B FJour " mnBfrtored txpretely for family ' ue: every Back it goaraateed to give eatiefactlon. We tell our goods lower tbtn any boute Is tbe trade, and if you don't tuink to call and get our price and be convinced. Highest Prices Paid for What, Barlej and Oats. ..CHflS. FRANK- Butchers and Farmers ..Exchange.. Keep mi draught the celebrated COU'MltlA HI.E'5, ncbtwul rdced the beat tt-r In The Dalle?, nt thi muni jirlcc. '"iimc In, try lt ntiU be ro-vli.isil. Abo the Kinot brand of Vlae, Liquors imct Cisim. Sanduiiehcs of all Kl!i;H nluurg on hand. Patronize the Troy MUpRY. All klniof work. White ih'rt n fportnlty. Family work nt reJuceU r U". WitMi collrcled and dellvcleJ free, Telephone No. till. H. D. Parkins, Agt, Dalles, Moi'O aoi Antelope STAGE LINE. Through T SyHs!it cud Cr5 HoUowh. via Or.is Valley, Kent DOUGLAS ALLKN, The lalle. C. M. WHITE LAW, Antrl,;.e. Surcs leave The Dalle lroai Cnuitilla House at 7 a. in., nlM from Antelope at 7:30 a. m. every Monday, Wednesday and 1 rldnr. Connection iui.de at Antcloi for J'rkifvllle, Mitchell nnd iKil:itfc beyond. Clow c niiectioun made at "I he Dalles with railway, trnlnt mid boat'. Slacc from Anteloiie reiicb The Duller. Tuev days, Thurday and saturdcrt n". 1 :S) . in. RATES Of TA2C Dalles, to Deschutes II ( do Moro. . ... 1 50 do Grass Valley. 2 25 do Kent 3 00 do Cross Hnllowi. .. 4 AO Antelope to Cross Hollows 1 AO do Kent 2 10 do Grass Valley 3 CO do Moro do Desrhuecs do Dalles 5 00 Regulator Line Tie Dalles. Portland ni Astoria Navigation Co.' . j strs. Regulator Dalles City FREIGHT AND PASSENCitR LINE BirrwrE.s The Dalles, Hood Klver, Cascade Locke and l'orl land dally, -Te..t nuuday. ( DOWN THE VALLEY Are Ton going ( (EASTERN OREGON? If so, tavc money nnd enjoy a txjntitiful tripos tbe Columbia. The ue-t-bouud train arrives at Tbe Dalles in ample- time for pusst-rims to tale the steamer, arriving in Portland in time for the outgoing riuuthern and Northern trnlns; East, bound passengers arriving lu The Duties iu time to take the East-bound train. For further information upply to J, N. HARNEY, Agent, Oak etrovt Dock. Portland, Oregon, Or V C. ALLAWAY, cien. Agt., The Dalles, Uregou ORTHERN PACIFIC RY. i u i N ! S i Pullman i Elegent j Tourist Sleeping Cars Dining Cars Sleeping Car !T. I' A Hi" MlNNEAroi.1 Dt'LlTTII PAKOO OUANI) F(IK CIIOOK9TON riNNIPEO HELENA an ItUTTE TO Through Tiekets CIIICAOO WA8HIM3TON rUlLADKLrillA ' VOliK HOSTON AND AliL 1'OINTS EAHT and SOUTH ! For Information, time card, maps and tickets, cal m or write to W. C. AL1.AWAY. Agent. Tbe Dallif , Oregon OK A. D. CHAKLTOX. Aed. G. P. A., las. Jlorrlsoa Cor. Third, IVrtlHud Orecau EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route or THE Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave and are due to errtvc nt 1'ortlau OVIIKIJIND KX- ICS ress. baleui. Kose- nr, AsuiHiiu, tac- lid. Sac-1 1 6.00 I . J.. i Kt.nclgWi MojHvt., j 1j Atigelea.EI f'aso, j ': 1 I Sew orleatis and l I East J ; , ivueuur nuu itii nw tlfinR KM Dally i f Via Wtwdburu for i I Mt.Aucel, Bllrertcm, Dailr cscept feuudHj- . ini seio, aimvin- i ville,iriugtteld aud g ' iNatrou J except uudnys. 17:30 A. M. jCorvnllls ) stations ud war) :50 I. M l.VDEl'ENDL'NTE PASSEXGEIt. Express train Ju!lr (except Sunday). 1:50 p. is. tl.v. . Portland .. Ar. S i'-a. m i 1'. ra. . ..Moiititiniie. .i.r. s ,hb,k p. m. tAr .in Independence 4 a. ru Daily. (Daily, ciccpt fcuudy. DINING CARS ON OGDEN KOUTE. Pl'LlMAN BUFFET BLEEPEK5 AND -.ECOND-CLASS fcl-EEl'ING CAR: Attached to all Through Trains. Direct connection at ian J-ranclsco with Occi dental aud Uriental and Paclflc lanll steuiusblp lilies .'or JAPAN and CHINA. BallhiS dates oil atpiicaiioii. Ku .ates htid tickets to Eastern points and Eu- nn. Also JAPAN. CHINA. HONOLl'LU alio AL oTKALIA, can t obtained Iroia J. 11. JCIP.KEAND, Ticket AfeuL Through Ticket OBtcc, 1SJ Third stmt, where through tickets to all points 111 tbe Eastern states, Canada and Europe can be obtained at lowest rates trom J. II. KIKKLAND, Ticket Aircnt. AH above train arrive nt and depart lri Grand Central btatlon, KHth and Irving streets YAMHILL DIVISION. Passenger Depot, loot of JcHcrsoii street, Leave for OSWEGO, dally, except Suuday, at .Mb. in.; 12:80, 1;55, 6:1S, C:".J, "iM p. n. fand ll:.n) p. m. on Saturday only, aud 9 00 a. in and 3:30 p. m. oti Bundaya only). Arrive at Portland dally at CM0 and b;30 a in., uudl:. 4:16, c:i aud 7:55 p. ra., (and 10:05 a. in , 3 a:iu p. m. on butidaya only;. U-avc for Sheridan, week day, tl:30p. to Arrive ut Portland, j:30 a. iu. Leave for AIKLIE on Monday, Wednesday and Kri'lav nt 9:40 a. in Arrive at Portland, Tue- dor, Thursday nud Snturda) it 3:05 p. in. 'Except Sunday. Except Saturday, II. KOEHLEK, Maunser. (i, H. Asst. G, MAKKHAM. V. cV Pats. Ast THZ NEW YORK WORLD THRICE-Jl-WEEK EDITION. 18 a 1Tck. 186 Paper a Year It Hande flrtt aiuong weekly" i8Je in eise, frequency of publication freebnest, variety and reliability of cor. tente. It ie practically a daily Rt the low price o a weekly ; and its vaet net oi BubBcribera, extending to every state ana territory of tbe Union and foreign coon triee, will voucb for the accuracy ana fairnees of iti new colunma. It it splendidly illustrated, aud among iti special features are a tine liuiuor page, exhaustive market reports, all tue latest fashion for women and a on series of stories by the greatest liwng American and English authors, AutfauDjr Mo, r Hart, rss4r Mattkwf. Ktc. We offer this anequaled newspaper and The Dalle. Twice-a-Week C hronfcto o gether one year for 0. The rexUlM price of the two papers i 3.W,