Ill III I Tbt Dalles Daily ChroI. THE DAL.I.KK, OltKUON Both the method and Tcaults when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant nnd refreshing to the taste, and acta gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, head aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrnp of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro duced, pleasing to the taste and ac ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and trulv beneficial in its effects, pronared only from the most healthy and agreeabloBubstances, its These Pills are easy in action and are many excellent qualities commend it particularly effective in the cure of.Con to all and have made it the most stipation and Sick Headache. For M: popular remedy known. laria and Liver troubles they have been Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50 J proved invaluable. They are guaranteed cent bottles by all leading drug- to be perfectly free from every deleter gists. Any reliable druggist who ( ious substance and to be purely vegeta may not have it on hand will pro- j ble. They do not weaken by their uiuu ii prumpuy iui uii uuu uu wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO, GAL WUI3VIUE. KY. NEW YORK, N.Y. l'EHSONAI. MENTION "Miss Bess Isenberg. the Victor school mistress, is in the city today. J. T. Neff, a member of the county school board, is up from Hood River. Mr., Sam Herren of Portland Was in the city yesterday visiting old friends. D. S. Van Hoy and son, merchants of Goldeudale, are in The Dalles on busi ness todav. .Fred H. Shoemaker, an enterprising young business man of Pendleton, is in the city today. Itache Fargher, the enterprising sheep nd srrain raiser of Nansene neighbor hood, is in the city. C. G. Hickok and wife, formerly of Cascade Locks, who at present live in Portland, are in the city today meeting, old friends. Eobert Mays, jr., and wife left this morning for their home at Antelope, after a ten-days visit with relatives here and in Portland. Attorney Chester V. Dolph of Port land, son of the late Senator Dolph, was irtlie city yesterday, returning home on ilie morning train today. 11 Horn. In this city, on Tuesday, Feb. 8th, to the wife of J. Fortin, a son. STKAYEDI Came to my place Janvary 2,3d, a dark bay mare, about 15 hands high, white spot in face, one white1 hind'foot ; brand ed A on left shoulder; shoe on left front foot. Owner can have same by paying .all charges. ieb4 lm T. Reynolds, The Dalles, Or. Trjops fur the North. "Washington, Feb. 8. At a cabinet meeting today it was decided to send two companies of troopj to Dyea and kaguav immediately for the purpose of preserving order and protecting life and property. To I'.ecelve l'rtnce Henry. Tekino, Feb. 8. The teung-li-yamen lias instructed the viceroy of Nanking to receive Prince Henry of Prussia upon the latter'e arrival at Shanghai. You can't cure consumption but you can avoid it and euro any other form of tlirmt or lung trouble by the use of One Minute Cough Cure. It cures quickly. That's what you want. Snipes-Kiuers-ly Drug Co. Cuili In Your Check. All eountv warrants registered prior to Nov. 13, 1893, will be paid at my otlice. Interest ceases after Jan. 15th, 1898. 0. L. Phillips, County Treasurer. Hn Itnlinla Hlrlko. Nkw Yojik, Feb. 8. The first outbreak of the rebellion in Nicaragua took place today at Sail Juan del Sur. 8 LS ONLY OMM roil A dosi. CmUmiMM. cli- box t druwl (tempi tree, addr Br. Ignu :ltor br null Co. roil, fa. FBKD. W. WILSON. ATTOitNHY. AT'LAW, TJllS l)AI.L.K(J,OUKaO.N Ottico ovei Flnt Sit, liiuk. ' 'H. The Hurprlic of All. Mr- James Jones, of the drug firm of Jones & Son, Cowden, III., speaking of Dr, King's Mew Discovery, says that last winter his wife was attacked with La Grippe, and her case prew eo serious that physicians ot Covvden ami Pana I could do nothing for her. It seemed to Idqvelop into Hasty Consumption. Hav ing Dr. Klnp's Now Discovery in store, and sellini; lots of it, liu took a bottle i home, and to the Mirprise of nil she be I gan to get better from ilrst dose, and j half dozen dollar bottles cured liar sound and well. Dr. King's New Discovery (or Consumption, Coughs mid Colds is guaranteed to do this good work. Try it. Free trial bottles at Dhikeley fe Hous ton's drug store. 4 NEWS NOTES. Three resolutions favorable to Cuban independence were introduced in the senate yesterday. The covernment hns decided to send two companies of infantry to Alaska to preserve the peace and protect life and property in the vicinity of Dyea and Skaguay. Freu ruin Send your address to H., E. Bucklen & Co., Chicago, and get a free sample bs of Dr. King's New Life Pills. A ' trial will convince vou of their merits. acuun, uiu oy giving, lone 10 sioinacn and bowels greatly invigorate the sys tem. 'Kegukir size 2oc. per box. Sold by Blakeley & Houghton Druggists. (4) Cliiiiulierltitn'a Coufli Itemed)' Prove- IClleeUiul. Always There are no better medicines on the market than Chamberlain's. We have used the Cough Remedy when all others failed, and in every instance it proved effectual. Almost daily we hear the virtues of Chamberlain's remedies ex tolled by those who have used them. This is not an empty puff, paid for at so much n line, but is voluntarily given in good faith, in the hope chat suffering humanity may try these remedies and, like the writer, be benefited. From the Glenville V'W. Va.) Pathfinder. For sale by Blukeley & Houghton. In a recent letter from Washington, D. C, to an old friend, Major, G. A. Studer, for twenty years United States Consul at Singapore, says : "While at Des Moines I becamo acqainted with u linimeut known as Chamberlain's Pain Balm, which I found excellent against rheumatism as well as against soreness of the throat and chest (giving me much easier breathing. I had a touch of pneu monia early this week, and two applica tions' freely applied to the throat and chest relieved me of it at once. I would not be without it for anything." For sale by Blakeley & Houghton. Spray Your Trees. All persons having fruit trees which are infested with San Jose scale are , hereby notified to spray the same with a solution of lime, sulphur an 1 salt with in sixty days after tho date of this notice. Emile Sciianno. Commissioner for the fourth district. Persistent Coughs A cough which seems to hang on in spite of all the remedies which you have applied certainly needs energetic and sensible treatment. For twenty-five years that stand ard preparation of cod-liver oil, SCOTT'S EMULSION has proved its effectiveness in cur ing1 the trying affeotions of the throat and lungs, and this is the reason why; the cod-liver oil, par-1 tially digested, strengthens and vitalizes the whole sys tem; the hypophosphites act as a tonic to the mind and nerves, and the glycerine soothes and heals the irritation Can you think of any combi-, nation so effective as this? . De mre you get SCOTT'S Emulsion. Sm that th Cam and Cth arc on the wrapper. oc. and 9i.oo, all druggiiti. SCOTT & BOWNE, Chtmhu, Ntw York. J)8' UKIHBMM)KPFKU ltUKIV, Physicians and Surgeons, Special attention glvn to kurjrery. Rooms 31 and 22, Tel. &M. 'Voxt lilock AN EMBARRASSING MISTAKE. The Young Man Thought She Wm i Ileggar. He was very busy, no doubt, ponder ing some deep subject. IlentrodiMiJonp with his lint well over h's brow' and bin eyes llxed upon the ground. He had been accosted several times in the bloc!; bv borgnrs nnd had his train nf thought Interrupted by stopping1 tc lling them a coin. He wns vaguely aware that n figure had stopped in front of him nnd he said, rather testily: "1 haven't any change." The gasp of breath which caused him to look up produced an exclamation from his lordship. Standing before him was n fairer vision than is usually be held in Wall street. She was a very charniiuc yountr woman, wenrinsr the' very choicest of grass-cloth gowns, under which gleamed n dark-ros:- silk. She held her pretty parasol well away from her fnce as she looked haughtily nt him, and her cheeks grew crimson under her veil, until they rivaled the American Beauty rose she wore at her belt. He tried to apologize, but before he could summon the proper words she turned to u man near, who looked as if ho would be willlnp to spend his life in her service, and asked him the way to her lawyer's oflice. She evidently wns in n. part of New York new to her, and there was not a messenger boy or po liceman in sight. With a glance of triumph at. the first one he gave her thoneeessnry directions, prolonging them as much as he dared that he might look intc the beautiful eyes upturned to his own. He raised his hat when she said, with a bewitching smile: "Thank you so much," and disappeared in the crowd. "Better look before you speak, old fellow," he said to the other one. They were both en route to the law yers' club for luncheon, dnd though it cost him a couple of bottles of wine to keep the story quiet, it got out some how, and one only bns to say, in a high, mock feminine voice: "Kind rir, can you tell me the wny " to tease that ris ing younpr lavVvcr, who has mentally i vowed to yean very carefully every on- who approaches him in future before j he takes it for granted ii is a beggar. N. Y. Telegram. HE WAS MISTAKEN. The I.lttlo Man's Name Wus Not Itunilio, Nor Did Ilo Hull from Sandusky. All the passengers in tiie car noticed that the big man on the left of the rear door was looking fixedly at the hnir.ll mnn opposite, and by and by the small man himself noticed the same thing. After an embarrassing interval of three minutes he observed: "Well, what is it?" "Excuse me, sir," replied the big man; "but your face seems familiar." "Yea." "Though I can't place it." "No?" "Is vour name Rambo?" "No, sir." "I thought it was. Didn't you used to live in Sandusky, O.?" "No, sir; never was in Sandusky in my life." "Wasn't there in 1S90, eh?" "No, sir." 'That's queer. Just the minute I got sight of you 1 was sure you was Rambo, of Sandusloy. H you are " "But I'm not!" interrupted the small man. "I never heard of Rambo and was never in Sandusky. "Woll, that settles it, I suppose," said the big man, a., he looked out of the window aud back again; "but if you hadn't said so I should have continued to think you were the man." "And what of it?" retorted the fiinall man, flushing up over it. "Oh, nothing much. Tie eloped with my wife from Sandusky in 1890, and I heard they were living in Detroit. If you were Iiambo I was going to ask how" "If you'll get off the car I'll lick you and Itambo and Dambo nnd Hoodoo and all the rest of the gang put to gether!" shouted the small man, as he got, up and went out. "No oh, no!" replied the big man. "No, there is no call to fight. If you are not Ilnmbo, I beg your pardon. Your face had a familiar look, and I just thought I'd ask if" Hut the small man hopped off the car nnd went his way, and the big man heaved a sigh nnd looked ar.ound and said: "I'm sorry I offended him, but 1 thought it was Itambo, and was going to ask if Maria nnd had her teeth fixed and her eyes straightened." Detroit Free Press. Had a bar cm tie Tongue. , Dr. l'arr had the largest notion of hl own skill at whist and tho smallest tolerance for a poor opponent. A lady onco asked him nt a card party how he fared. "Prutty well, inadame," was the pleas ing reply, which lie made loud enough for his partner to hear, "considering that I have three adversaries." On.un otlier occasion ho was playing with Dr. Warner, the rector of Uath, who hazard ed n finesse which did not come off. In a moment Pnrr unfilled upon him: uu;k, saiu ne, -you nave an the oun-, enrd, Al. .Megnln said he presumed It nlqg of a Uath sharper without Ids I was tome dog fancier, lie was greatly skill." Tho next hand which Warner j surprised to see a lady come In, accoiu held was a fine one, aud Parr's features imnied bv a hnndsome collie. lussumeu meir natural placidity, in a tone of condescension he drawled out, with his usual lisp: "I acquit you of trickery, Richard; would that I oould of stupidity." A SLEEPING OAR. The Deplorable Kranlt of ft Cha.ne of llcrthii Mndo late t Nlffltt. "My friend and I had secured two lower berths opposite each other. Ho wns not 'a smoker, so he concluded to tumble. In, while I went, forward to the smoking compartment for a cigar lie fore I followed his example. Posfdbly 1 found the game of cards which was in progress between the two commercial travelers interesting, or else the cigar was more Mothing than usual, but, however it was, 1 rcmuincd longer than I had intended. "In the. meantime we had madcMistop nnd taken on a couple of passengers, an aged couple of dignified and aristo cratic appearance. Hvery lower berth was taken and over half of the. upjic!, so the worthy pair were not jubilant, over the prospect of climbing into an upper berth, nnd their objections were plainly audible o others than the por ter. At last that sable gallant, driven to his wits' end, came in to where 1 sat placidly smoking, apparently uncon scious of what had been going on in the car. With a deprecating air he approached and. asked me if 1 would ex change my lower berth for an upper in favor of the old people. 1 readily assented, and the couple, grateful and contented, immediately took posses sion, and judging from the duo of dis cordant vocal sounds which soon ema nated from 'lower 10' they had fallen into jieaceful slumber. "In the meantime my friend, being a heavy sleeper, was (uitr unconscious of the change that had been made in the arrangements. So, early in the morn ing, he crawled out ord proceeded to got his shoes from under the berth, sitting upon the edge of the bed while be leisurely drew on one shoe. Then he began to think 1 had enjoyed myself undisturbed quite long enough, and commenced to shake the curtains and call to me to get up. Meeting with no response he concluded to make it more effectual, so he calmly drew aside the curtains, untieing nothing unusual in the dim light, nnd gave several resound ing slaps with the remaining shoe upon the most obvious portion of the auiit omv. At tho same time he called out: 'Come, aren't you overgoing to got. up'." "For answer several feminine shrieks rent the air, while two wrathful faces rose up and confronted my friend, who shrank back aghast. Even,- head popped out between the curtains, my own included, but quickly grasping the situation, I sank back convulsed. In the menntime the porter had appeared, and in due course of time and with ninny explanations succeeded iu paci fying the aged couple." Rochester Democrat and Chronicle. KEPT AHEAD OF THE BULLETS. Astounding HwlftneoM of Font Shown by u Georffluiltnxor-lluck. Col. Taylor Jenkins, who lives a few miles north of Ulakely, is known throughout that section as one of the most truthful men in it. At least, so says the Early County Times. Re cently, while Mr. Jenkins was out hunting. Ids dogs began lmrking nt something in a large hollow log. It was a wild hog. lie fool; the hog home and dropped it in his cornfield. It is there now. A few weeks ago Mr. Jen kins went out to kill it, thinking he could easily do to with his unerring rifle, lie searched alxiiit till lit; "jumped" it. Down a com row it wen like lightning. He leveled his rifle and "cut down" on it, but never touched a hair. He "jumped" it again nnd shot again, but no hog. Again and again he "jumped" it and shot at it, with the same result. He legnn to wonder what could be tlio matter. Tin; corn row.i were ns straight as moonshine vhisky nnd his gun true iw thu third party to Tom utson, yet hit it. he couldn't. To shoot at the hog as it ran oft down the corn rowH was just like shooting at it standing, so far as getting a "leail on It" was concerned. To make, sun; that hu didn't "wobble" off the hog he put up a small target nnd ' cracked down" at it five times, then' took his ax and chopped in and found five balls all iu one hole in the middle of the. spot. That settled it that the fault was not in him or the gun, but the hog had out run the bullets. LONDON DOGS OUT CALLING. Tlmlr Curds Go Up with Tliomi of Tholr Suitresses. It appears, from tin article in tho Figaro by M. Paul Mcgnin, that in Lon don nt the present time it is not only the fashion for a lady to provide- her lap dog with a little wardrobe and even n handkerchief, but to have visiting cards made for it, too. When a fushionnble ludy pays a visit, taking iier lapdog with her, she sends up the dog k card along with her own. M. Mcgnin fays ho was visiting the editor of one of the leading sporting pa pers in London, when the servant brought lu two cards, one that of a lady and thu other at; follows: ms. rnivonTr. Colllo. Asked if ho knew the nanio on tho M. Mcgnin went to a stationer's sbon and ordered 100 cards for his little dog. Ho was again surprled'Ui ilud that the fltatloner had some ready printed, neat ly packed in pretty little card cacn. HAPPENED IN A NEW MARKET. PRiriT, VEGETABLES, POULTRY, PISH AND GAME. Ghickuns DrcJsed to Order. Promt Delivery to any part of tho city. A. N. VARNEY, 'Phone 12. Third and Washington StH' Patronize tlie MUpRY. All kind of work. Wlilto Hlilrts ii Nprclulty. Kiimlty work nt ruluoiil r.ilos, Wimli ciillontiil iltul ilellvouxl free, Tuliiplioiin No. 111). H. D. Parkins, Agti EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route -OK TIIK- Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave ami are due to arrive nt Portland ovi:i:i.ani) v.x- pre"!, Salo.ni, ltoe-1 linrK, Ashland, Hae raiiii'iito, OHden.San I Francisco, .Mojnve, f I.o.s Aliia'Ui,l!l I'umi, New Orleans and Kast J '0:00 r. -M ;i:SU A. JI. Dally except Sundays Ito-olmrK and way .sta tions fVia Woodlinru fori Mt.Anirel, Hllvcrtoil, I'. M Dally except Holidays. . West Kdo vlllcriprlu I I, Natron .. West rem, llrowns- ni;neiii ami !":) A. M. (Cor vail Is (stations ii mi way ;M V. M INDin'KNDlINlJl-: I'ASsT.NtiKlt. Express train Dally (except timidity). 1:00 p.m. rl.v. . . .Portland . ..Ar.) H.'Stn, in IllXIn, III. ;jlll. 111. A1 .MC.M111I1V1IIO .i.v. S::a) p. m. Independence rc.i.v.j 'Dally. (Dully, except btuiilay, DINING (JAIWON (7(!I)KN H0UTK. PULLMAN llUKl'KT HI.KKl'KUB AND HKC'OND-CJLASH HLKKl'lNli CAItb Attached to nil Through Trains. Direct connection t San ItiiiicUco with Occt dental and Oriental and I'acllic mall ntcamsttlt lines for JAPAN and CHINA. SallliiK dates on a) plication, ltntes atiil tickets to Ka'lern points nnd Ku roiie. Also JAPAN, CHINA, HONOLULU ami AUSTRALIA, can be olitnlned from J. II. KIKKLAND, Ticket Agent. Through Ticket Olllce, JTll Third street, where through tickets to nil points in thu Kustern Bute, Camilla and Kuriiim can be obtained at lowest rates from J. II. KIKKLAND. 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"Not. Zaw '21, movlllK east of Tho Dalles, will enny pas.eni;er!(. No. SI arrives nt fi p. in,, departs at 1. fi p. in. PaxoenxerK for Ileppner take No 'J, leavini; here at UM p. m. W, II. iltJUI.IIUUT, (len. I'ans. AkI I'ortliind, OreKon N ORTHERN PACIFIC RY. u s Pullman Elegent Touirist Sleeping Cars Dining Cars Sleeping Car NT. I'AIII. IVIINNKA I'OI.I mil. ktii KAIKIO ()KAN1 lOlt UKOOKHTON AVINNII'KO 1IKI.KN.V un ItllTTK TO Through Tiekets UIIIUAOO r WAHIIINdTON 1'ltll.AIIKl.l'lll A NKW V(ltK IIONTON AMI AI.I. I'OINTH KAHTnnil HdllTII Kor iiiforiimtloii, time carilH, miipN mill ticket, ciil mi or write lo W. C. ALLAWAY. Agent, The DalleH, Oregon -OK A. 1). OIIAKLTOK. Asst. G. P. A., liM. MnrrlHuu Cor. Thlnl. I'ortlnud Oreuon Dalles, Moro aod Antelope STAQ-E LINE. ThroiiKh hy duyllKiit via (Irasii Vnllay, Kent and Cross Ilollowii. lltll'OI.AH AI.I.KN, Tim Dulles. V. At. WUITKI.AW. Antelope.. KtiiKi'H leave Thu DiiIIvh Irom Uinatllla Hoiim! at 7 ii. in,, also trom Autelono at 7!) a every Jlonday, Wednesday mid Kriday. Connisdlolis iiiiiiiu in Aineiopu tor prinuvllle, Jlltchell aim iHilntH huyonn. Clone ci nnectloiiK iiiuilUMtThu Dalles with railways, triilua and boats. Hlines from Atili.lot.n r.... rtli It.ilKiB I'll nd clayb, '1 liiirKlays mid HaturduyH at 1 :ao p. in. Dalles to Henchmen $1 00 do iloro l til do (Irass Vullcy ', .'. '.' M do Kent :iul do Cross Hollows 4 H Antelope to Cross Hollows I no AUDI , 1! Il do (Irass Valley ' :i Id .Morn , ;iMJ do Do.nhuees I t) I" Dalles , , , ,., ;, UO JOSEPH SMM UAH OI'UtlJJD A HARNESS SHOP IN TIIK KABT KNI). In the. Colum bia l eed ard, opprwlto BHltniHMhe'H htockytmlH, where he Is rewlv to Uu All Hinds of Harness Work.