Th3 Dalles Daily Chfcaiela. THE DALLES, OREGON Advertising; Kates. Per inch. One inch or less In Daily 1 50 Over two inches and under four inches . 1 00 Over fonr inches and under twelve inches. . 75 Over twelve inches 50 DAILY AND WEEKLY. One inch or less, per inch f 2 50 Over one inch ana under four inches 2 00 Over four inches and under twelve inches. . 1 50 Over twelve inches 1 00 AN OLD MINER'S STORY. Greenhorn's Experience Jaan Cat. With a Don The Greenhorn, Dec. 23, 1897. Editor Chronicle: Sincejmy last effusion the Old Miner baa mcde me another visit. He is a quaint old fellow this Old Miner. His form is erect, his eyes bright, and he ' has, despite bis 70 years, a sturdy inde pendence about him that is simply charming. He is a bit prosy, a trifle tiresome in his retrospection, bat that is because what be tells me and what be sees as he gazes into the fading em bers of life's dying fire are two very dif ferent things. He shows me the skele ton of by-gone days, bat to him it is still clothed in the flesh. I showed him the Chronicle with the story of "How the Greenhorn Got Its Name,'' and he laughed a deep, hearty laugh that shook bis sides, made his eyes moist, and end ed with a sigh. "I remember that idjut," said be, "housed to oil bia drill to make it cut easy ; but that other fel low, I knew him too. He told me be got a letter from that girl every week, and that they were the light of bia life I saw four of them. But then he's dead." "bay! Did you know that the old miners used to think the Garden of Eden was located here? No? Well you .see, some old Missourian came out here with a Bible in his pack, and he told the boys about the four rivers that ran out of the garden, and then one of them he gits to figuring that Powder river flowed to the north, Burnt river to the east, one fork of the John Day to the west and another to the north, and then he-says, 'There you are.' I never took much stock in the story, and then, be sides, its a poor coautry for snakes and some kinds of apples. And then there ain't no fig leaves nor any of them tropic fixins like that; and besides this ain't no country for none of them airy cos tooms, not even in August. If God had made the first man to fit this country, He would have made his feet ten feet . long for snow-shoons. He would sure." '"This eame old Missourian he figured f it -out mat breenhorn was also the TYl nnnlnin (tint Ua A 1 4 1. O up to offer Him all the gold dust and placer ground from Seven Devils to John Day. I've forgot how he had it fixed up, but it was all right. At any rate this Missourian be said that when the two climbed up old Greenhorn, the j ;i ti i ... hydraulics over at Robinson ville and i Dixie Creek, and the big placers around v Canyon City. And this Pike county TBible sharp he says that when old forked-tail offered the whole business and a lot more to the Savior if be would fall down and worship him, that there was an Israelite who was in the mercan tile business down in Canyon City loaf ing up on the summit and overheard the whole conversation. This Missou rian, be says that this Israelite twigged the devil a wink and got bim to one side, and he says: 'Say, mister, I'll take you up on that lay-out if the other fellow don't.' " 1 "This Missourian never told whether the trade was made, but I dealt with one ot them Canyon City Hebrews after wards for a long time and I don't think he was the fellow. If he charged other people like he did me for his goods, be had a better thing." .cut enougn 01 tne uia Miner lor a lime, because I want to tell you about our cat. A couple of homeless mice concluded to stay with us for the winter, and the first night chewed up Hill's genuine German socks to make them selves a bed. That made Hill mad, and be borrowed a cat at the Don Juan, a sort .of a Don Juan cat, too, and brought him home in a barley sack. When the sack was opened the cat be gan to make things sing. He made i rush at the window to get out, fell tail foremost onto a cup full of quicksilver upsetting it, raised merry Cain generally for half an hour, and then climbed into the rafters, where be raised up his feline voicd in a manner that was soul harrowing. At the end of ' thirty-six hours, by leaving the doors open, we got him out, and he acted as though he - was reconciled. The next night being . cold, we worked two hours, coaxinsr. ' wheeddling and - persuading the poor "pretty kitty" back into the bouse. It I took two . fit us four hours to get the d d ' cat; out atter he was in three days. About 3 o'clock every night for three -nights his alarm clock would go off, and the nay he would call on all to get up was a caution. Five of u? would chase tke blamed brute from that hour until daylight trying to put bim out', but it was no go. Praise heaven! be has not come back, and if he bas gone to gladden the heart of some other poor miner with Christmas presence, our blessing goes with him. It will be seen from this that not only where mines are concerned, but in judging the qualities and conditions of cats, a man may b A Greenhorn. Natural Hot Wat. Dr. E. H. Marshall, of Boise, Idaho, Bays that in the vicinity of Boise there is a store of subterranean hot water which is being1 used to heat that city, and with excellent results. The water was discovered about six years ago, and when first tapped gushed to a height of 40 feet and almost scalded to death the workmen who were boring' an artesian well. The water was found at a depth of about 400 feet, and has natural pres sure enough to raise it to the top floors of ordinary buildings, whence it will flow down through coils of radiators, heating the whole building. The water is said to have a temperature of 170 de grees Fahrenheit, and a company has been formed for piping the streets and supplying the hot water for beating purposes. It is claimed that a saving of 50 per cent, can be effected over the ordinary method of heating. There is a large area of ground near the city where the hot water spouts above the surface when tapped, and a number of well drillers are at work endeavoring to en large the area. Butte Inter-Mountain. Indian Aarrlcaltnrtata. The Indians on the Shoshone reserva tion have to the present time this sea son sown 125,000 pounds of grain, and it is expected they will sow as much more before the close of the planting season. The department is not giving the seed to the Indians this year as heretofore, but is loaning it, and ex pects the Indians to repay it when they harvest their crops. The pupils of the Indian school are farming extensively under the direction of the Indian agent, Capt. Wilson, and the teachers of the school. They have put out 12,000 cab bage plants, and have a model garden. A test will be made on the farm with sugar-beet seed, the department having furnished a large quantity for experi ment. Under the present management of Indian affairs the Indians of the Shoshone reservation are improving rapidly in condition, and the majority of the tribe will soon become self-supporting. Great interest is being taken by the Indians in school work, and the agency school is having a very success ful term. Omaha Bee. . - THE NEW JUDGE'S TRIALS. ! Ha Did Well on the Bench But Missed His Latin. . -,. Some years ago one of the laymen who find places on- the bench, of the highest court of New Jersey, thanks to political influence and accommodating governors, was a builder or contractor living in the northern part of the state, a man notoriously ignorant of law and unfitted for any judicial position, says the New York Post. Not long after his appointment a judge of a federal court who knew the man met him, and, with rather an amused smile, asked: 'Well, judge, how do you get along on the bench? 'Oh," was the reply, "I get along very well. You see, I have been on the grand jury a good deal and so bad picked up considerable about law. But, judge,' he went on rather earnestly, "I find I've got to study Latin." Indeed! That's rather a serious busi ness for a man of your age to take up. i3 it not?" "Yes, but I've got to do it. You see, there are so many words I don't under stand. Now, look here, what do they mean when they say laches?" He pronounced the word "latches," and as he spoke he made a motion with his index finger as of a man lifting a latch. , ' - The future course of the judge's study of Latin is not recorded. Business Announcement. I take pleasure in announcing to my friends and patrons that George H. Dufur bas this day associated himself with me in the business heretofore con ducted by me. The new firm will here after be known as Dufur & Dufur, and transact all business under said name. Our aim will be in the future, as it has been mine in the past, to give entire satisfaction in all matters brought to us, and to treat each and everyone alike. I desire to thank my manv friends and customers for their liberal patron age in the past, and solicit a continu ance oi tne same wun tne new firm in the future. Dated this 27th of December, 1897. Respectfully, D. S. Dufur K81RAI NOTICE. Came' to our dace about Ausrust 1st. last, a roan cow: brand Indistinct. Owner can have same by paying all cnarees. jsioore 5 bos., n22-lm Three Mile J)RS-OEISENDOREFER & EUEDI, Physicians and Surgeons, . 8pecial attention given to surgery. Rooms 21 and 22, Tel. 328. Vogt Block. TOST Opera House ONE NIGHT ONLY, Monday, Jan. 3d. SPECIAL ENGAGEMENT! THE REIGNING SUCCESS, PULSE OF NEW YORK, AND " 12 BIG SPECIALTIES 12 COMEDY SENSATION with a DASH OF PATHOS. YOU ARE BOUND TO LAUGH. Reserved Seats. 75c; Back Seats, 50c ; Umldren, zoc. Drummers' Experiences. First Drummer On the Atlantic & Pacific railroad a few days ago a loco motive lost its smokestack in a colli sion. Well, sir, they just stuck a bar rel over the hole and went right along as if nothing had happened. Second Drummer That reminds me of an accident that happened to a train I was on recently. The engine jumped the track and was smashed all to flin ders; but in five minutes we were mov mg along toward the next station, where we arrived only a little late. "Humph! How could that be?" "We got out and walked." N. Y. Weekly. Enriching tne Lannmagre. 'Taw," asked the little boy, "what does it mean when a man is 'frowned down?" " "It er means to discourage him. "Then would they encourage him by smiling him. up? Indianapolis Jour nal. An a General Thing:. Dobson 1 can tell a school-teacher as far as I can see her. Robson Well, you can't tell her much. Somerville Journal. J. a$le Boots and Shoes Tfade to Order. A r Pa f -R f rmoranfaa1 Repairing neatly done at ? short notice. w Union St. bet. 1st and 2d Z A NEW MARKET. FRTJIT, VEGETABLES, irOTJLTRY, FISH AND GAME. Chickens Dressed to Order. PromtDelivery to any part of the city. . A. N. VARNEY; Phone 12. Third and Washington Sta Dalles, Moro and Antelope STAGE LINE. Through by daylight via Grass Valley, Kent ana urot.8 ttouows. DOUGLAS ALLKN, The Dalles. C. M. W UITELAW. Antelope. Stages leave The Dalles from Umatilla House at 7 a. m., also from Antelope at 7:30 a. m. every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. 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IT HAS faithfully labored for ness, tor the improvement interests, lor education, . manhood and true womanhood. IT HAS told at the fireside, stories of the doings of the IT HAS advised the farmer ods ot cultivating and proper time to convert amount of money. IT HAS led in all matters farmers and villagers, and for over half a century has held their confidence and esteem. IT IS THE NEW YORK WEEKLY TRIBUNE, arid we furnish it with the Semi-Weekly Chronicle one year for $1.75, cash in advance. 71. Z. BONN PfESCHlPTIOri DRUGGIST TOILET ARTICLES Opp. A. M. Williams & Co., Tde Columbia Packing Co., PACKERS OF PORKand BEEF MANTJFACTDKEB8 OF Fine Lard and Sausages. Curers of BRAND HAMS & BACON DRIED BEEF. ETC. NOTICE FOB PUBLICATION. Land Office, The Dalleb, Ob., October, 29, 1897. j Notioe Is hereby given the following-named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final proof in support of IiIb claim and commute and that said proof will be made before the Beg ister and Receiver at The Dalles, Oregon, on Wednesday, December 8, 1897, viz.: J. F. Baworth, Homestead entry No. 5212 for the YXi SEi, and SWJ4 8E, Sec ), Tp 2 N, R 13 E, W. M. He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and cultivation of, said land, viz: Wm. Jordan, Charles Craig, Ernest Jensen, Geo. Landis, all of The Dalles, Or. O30-U JAMES F. MOORE, Register, FOR THE FOUR BREflT PAPERS BORN SEPTEMBER 18, 1841. their prosperity and happi oi their business and home for the elevation xi American interesting and instructive world, the nation and states. as to the most approved meth harvesting his crops, and the them into the largest possible , pertaining to the welfare of AND PERFUMERY. THE ALLES, OR JOSEPH SJifllW HAS OPEIIED A HARNESS SHOP IN THE EAST END, in the Colum , bia Feed Yard, opposite 8altmar8be's Stockyards, where he is ready to do fill Kinds of Harness Work. As we keep no servant girls and don't sport a horse and bnggy, we can undersell anyone in tbe city. Being a practical harness-maker, we do our own work. Carriage-trimming a spec ialty. For sample of our work, look at the n ma illa House 'Bus. Strayed- strayed from Dafur, Or., about - tbe last ot Jaly, two bay horses, of about 1000 pounds weight, both geldings ; one a light bay, branded S on right hip ; the other a dark bay, branded HF (connect ed) on left shonlder. Information lead ing to-the recovery of either, or both, of these horses will be rewarded by the owner. - Bet. John Evans, decll-lm-ii Colambaa, Wash. rvn ORTHERN PACIFIC RY. n s Pullman Sleeping Cars Elegent vixuAig wax o Tourist Sleeping Car x 8T. PAUL. . 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No. 2, to Pendle ton, Baker City and UnionVacinc,arrivesatl2:45 a. m., departs at 12:50 a. m. No 3, from Spokane and Great Northern, ar rives at 9-20 a. m., departs at 9:25 a. m. No. 1, from Baker City and Union Pacific, arrives at 3:20 a. m., departs at 3:30 a. m. - Nos. 23 and 24, moving east of The Dalles, will carry passengers. No. 23 arrives at 5 p. m., departs at 1:45 p. m. Passengers for Heppner take No. 2, leaving here at 12:50 p. m. THE WHAT 8TDB UU llill U 111 11 FROM THE DALLES TO PORTLAND. PASSENGER RATES. One way ..........$1.00 Round trip 1.50 FREIGHT v RATES ARE DOWN. The Steamer IONE leaves The Dalles on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sat urdays at 6 :30 a. m. Office in the Baldwin Building, foot of Union street. For freight rates, etc, call J. S.' BOOTH, Gen. Agt., The Dalles, Oregon. ("Tn T rT (FTt TTT iHJoim