C2) Th3 Dalles Daily Gfcrcsiste. The only Republican Daily Newspapei on Wagco County. EASTERN OFFICE 230 to SS4 Temple Court, N. Y. City. E. KATZ, Agent. SATURDAY NOVEMBER 20, 1S97 THE LAGGARD LAW. "Kelsjiv Porter was hanged at j UnioD, in this state, yesterday for the murder of an old man named Berjjamin Mache, his wife and son. There was no doubt as to who did the killing, Porter surrendering him self to the sheriff and telling him his story ot the crime:' Porter claimed that he acted in self-defense, that the son, Ben Mache, had commenced shooting at him, and that he only shot to Drotect ' himself. Whether or not there was any truth in this state ment, it was evident that when he hnt the old DeoDle. who were in a sled, their backs were toward. him. The case was tried in February, 189G, and Porter found guilty. His attor neys appealed to the supreme court, and the decision of the lbwer court was sustained. We of Oregon are prone to give California a rub occasionally on ac count of her slackness in punishing criminals, and in doing so the Dur r&nt case is .most often commented upon. Arc we really in any way ahead of our southern neighbor? Durrant has been much in evidence for two years and a half, and the de lay in inflicting punishment on him is a cause of public clamor. In his case there has been an abiindanfce of money, and every delay, every de vice that human ingenuity could coDjure up has been brought into plav. Yet Durrani's case, has not been much longer delayed than Porter s. "' ' ' Public sentiment about Union seemed to be somewhat in Porter's favor, though why, it would be hard to say, and a strong effort was made to procure a commutation of his sen tence through Governor Lord. The latter found no sufficient reason for interfering, and so the law took its couise, and as cold-blooded a mur derer as even Durrant himself was swung into eternity nearly two years afier the commission of the murder. As at present arranged the com mittee . of Portland's business men now making the tour of the Inland Empire, will stop here Monday after noon about 3 o'clock. The commit tee states that no attempt was made to interview The Dalles citizens be cause it was Sunday. This is all right, being better than no excuse, and we are pleased to state that the committee has changed its plans so that instead of passing through The Dalles Sunday, as was at first intend ed, their home-coming was put off one day. We are glad of this, and we hope our business men will unite io giving the webfooters a warm wel come, such an one as The Dalles can give u it win. Uur interests, or, for that matter, all Oregon's interests, are tied up with those of Portland. btae is the state's best girl, and we would all like the tailor-made, be witching little damsel if she would let us, but we want no flirting. We want her Jto stand in solid with us, and when she does she will find in Eastern Oregon an ardent swain, who will not only buy her theater tickets, but put up for the oysters- and such, - besides. Love-scorned young man, take courage. Rejoice and be glad. You may have run big livery bills, paid for a theater or two, bought a few tons of ice cream and - exhausted all your most patient and charming ar tifices in a vain attempt to win the tender regard of your best girl, but despair not. There yet remains to you a recourse that is full of promise. A New York woman, Mrs. Nack, has given the secret away. She stated to a . jury recently that she never loved her hero until he choked her, and declared: he choked her into loving him. To insure success in love-making it is only necessary to learn tbd "Nack" of it. Pendleton Tribune. " The Ileppner Times, published by E. M. Shntt. recently of Antelope, is the "baby '1 newspaper of the state, the first number ar pearing Thursday. The paper is bright and presents a neat appearance. Shutt is a hustler, and will get the news, if there is any at all to get. v, THE GREATEST INVENTOR. A Drummer Telia a. Story About the , Wizard of Menlo Park. A Blue line train was making a blue streak through the New Jersey air, with the cowcatcher of the locomotive point ed toward New York city, and a drum mer was talking right along ahead of it as easy as. the bird- flies, saystheNew York Sun. ' -- "I want to say to you, gentlemen," he was saying, "that Thomas Edison is the greatest inventor in the world, not only in the quantity of his inven tions, but in the quality' of them, and every new thing he turns out he gets a patent on it before it is dry. Sensible man is Tom, and a great snap is a pat ent when the monopoly in it is yours, gentlemen. I know what I'm talking about, for I had one once that was a loo loo, only it wasn't big enough. But I'm getting away from my tale, as the dog remarked when he barely got his hind legs from under the wheels. I was in Edison's town the other day and heard a new story on him. New to me, anyhow. Man over there that I sell goods to, and won't lie except when the fishing season is on, told me, as an illus tration of how absorbed Edison is in his business, that one day Mrs. Edison came to her husband in great glee and an nounced that the baby had a tooth. ' " 'Very' well, my dear," replied her husband, never stopping a minute from his work. 'I haven't got time to bother with your affairs. You just run along and get a patent on it and have ' it charged to my account.' " THEY HELPED JIM. He Was Only a Little Bootblack and Had Been 111. The rich men who build hospitals are not the only benevolent ones. The shoe black of whom Dr. Talmage tells this story showed a spirit of sweet un selfishness: ' , . ' A reporter sat down on one of the city hall benches and whistled to one of the shiners. The boy came up to his work ' provokingly slow, and had just begun, when a larger boy shoved him aside and began the work, and the re porter reproved him as being, a bully, and the boy replied: - 'Oh, that's all right. I am going to do it for 'im. You see, he's been sick in the hospital more'n a month ; so us boys turn in and give im a lilt.' 'Do all the boys help him?' asked the. reporter. 'Yes, sir; when they am t got no job themselves and Jim gets ones they turn in and help 'im; for he ain't strong yet, you see.' " 'How much percentage does he give you?' asked the reporter. "The boy replied: 'I don't keep none of it. I ain't no such sneak as that. All the boys give up what they get on his job. I'd like to catch any feller sneaking on a sick boy, I would. "The reporter gave him a 25-cent piece, and said : 'You keep ten cents for yourself, and give the rest to Jim.' . "'Can't do it, sir; it's his customer. Here; Jim."' DECAY OF ANIMAL MATTER. It la Some think More Than a Simple Chemical Change. A great 'many .proofs, now more or less familiar to most people, show quite clearly that the decay of animal or regr etable matter is not a simple chemical change, inevitable in the nature of things, but a. violent interference with the natural course on the part of hos tile organisms, says Longman's Maga zine. The bacteria, which produce de composition, are very minute plants, which grow, like mushrooms or molds, upon organic matter, and which repro duce their like with incredible rapidity. Tyndall showed long ago that the spores of these plants exist in myriads in the. air, floating everywhere around us; that they occupy all crannies and empty places on the surface ,of the earth, and that they swarm in their millions in all ponds and puddles. An easy way of proving that these spores alone, and the -plant colonies which spring from them, are the cause of putrefaction may be obtained by boil ing beef tea in a test tube, so as to kill the bacteria, and then, while the liquid is still steaming, closing up the mouth of the tube with a prug of eotton wool, which admits the air but strains out the germs of the putrefactive organ isms. Under these conditions the beef tea will keep good for years, but if you remove the plug it will begin at once to putrefy. : ... Bnctitii'i Ariuo amtii. The best salve in the world for cuts, Urmaes, sores, nicers, salt rheum, fevt aores, tetter, chapped hands, ehUblaine corns, and al! skin emptioD", and posi tively cuia piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to eivfl perfect satisfac tion, or nioriey retunaed. Price 25 cents per Iiot. . For sale oy ' B'akeley and Homihtou, drucz'sts. a , , , , o r ---- i ' o : t ! - ' ' ' 9 I - . ill i .S'wA r- & : : . 3 Tho Best I 2 SmoklngTobacco Klado I f S p eg a I peatu r Of 1 r i j. i- V reasonable prices. T Wholesale. tUines and Cigars. THE CELEBRATED ANHEUSER HOP GtOIjD a nnaneor'.'Rnc Tolr- j. iiiiw wwu vj-jtj. aumiu beverage, Tinequaled as a STUBLING & WILLIAMS, "There is a tide in the affairs leads on to fortune" The poet unauestlonablv had reference to the . Closing Out Sales of AT C RAN DA Li. Who are selllne those goods MICITELBACH BRIOK. ii - ' J 10 03 this year in, valuable articles to smokers' of BlackwelS'o Genuine a Tobacco Yon will find one coupon in side each 2-onnce bag, and two coupons inside each' 4-ounce bag. Buy abag, readthecoupoa and see how to get your share. 9 s The Chronicle office is the Job priptip Dpartrept. I 1 We have better facilities-for doing; artistic, work in this line than any office in Eastern Ore gon," and this branch of our busi ness is in the hands of expert workmen. ' ) omparisop a -i: 1 . ji 1 1. . a - BUSCH and SEER anddfnUt?ottIes. TTnrtna a nnri.olnnhnliA j. mvamu, u aw4a imwavuv tonic. of men which, taken at its flooa Furniture and Carpets &, BURGET'S, out at reatlv-red uced rat - - LTNICJN ST. Regulator Line Tt3 ralles. Fortiani and Astaria ITavigation Co.' strs. Regulator Dalles City I FREIGHT AND PASSENUER LINE . BBTWKKS' " Tbe Dalles, Hood River, Casoade Ixicks and Port- lana aaiiy, except &unaay. - GOOD SERVICE, LOWEST RATES ,( BOINTPVALLEI Are you going . , . : .. T ( EASTERN OREGON? It so, save moiiev and enjoy a ceautiful trip on the Columbia. The wa-t-bourid train arrives at The Dalles in amnle time for vaesengers to take tha stpamer. arrivintr in Portland in time for the outgoing southern ana .wormern train; Jiast- bonna passengers arriving m loe uaiies in time to -take the East-bouod train. For flutter nil ormatipu apply to . J. N. HARNEY, Agent, . Oak Street Dock. Portland, Oregon, Or W C. AIXAVVAY,-Gen. Agt., The Dalles, OreBon EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route OP THE ' ' ' . ' ' Southern Pacific Cdmp'y. Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portland. OVERLAND EX--) press, Salem, Rose- ' burg, Ashland, Sac-1 6:00 P. M J rameuto, Ogden,San I s v..nn;But VI w. .... ? . . u ... .... ... ....1. . 9:30 A. M Los Angeles.El Paso, New--- Orleans am VEast 8:30 A. M. Roseburg and way- sta tions '4:30 P. 31 I Via Woodburn fori Mt. Angel, Silverlbn, j West Scio, Browns- V viUe,Springneld and j Natron j Daily except Daily except -Sundays. Sundays; 17:80 A. M; (Cor vail is and way) (stations i t (McMinnville andj t 5:50 P. M tt:S0 P. M t 8:25 P. M ( way smuuiia. . . . Daily. tDaily, except Sunday nday. DINTNG CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE. PULLMAN BUFFET 8LEEPER3 AND SECOND-CLASS SLEEPING CARb Attached to all Through Trains. Direct connection at San Francisco with Occi dental and Oriental and Pacific mail steamship lines for JAPAN and CHINA. Sailing dates On application. Rates and tickets to Eastern points and Eu rope. Also JAPAN, CHINA, HONOLULU and AUSTRALIA, can be Obtained irom J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent. AUlUUgil A IV. K (. V UlUUKjlM 1UIIU BUTCk nuuc through tickets to all points in the Eastern States, Canada and. Europe can be obtained at lowest rates from J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent. All above trains arrive at and depart lrom Grand Central Station. Fifth and Irving streets YAMHILL DIVISION. Passenger Depot, foot of Jefferson street. Leave for OSWEGO, daily, except Sunday, at a. m.i 12:15, 1:45, 5:25, 6:45, "8:05 p. m. (ana u:su p. m. on eaturaay oniy, ana s:4u a. m. and S:30 p. m. on Sundaya only), i Arrive at Portland ohIIv at 7:10 and 8:80 a m.; and 1:30, 4:15, 0:35 and 7:55 p. m., (and 10 a. m , 3-15 and o:iu p. m. on sunaays oniyj. . Leave for Sheridan, week davs. ut4:30p. m Arrive at Portland, 9:30 a. m. Leave for A1RL1E on Monday. Wednesday and Frioav at 9:40 a.m. Arrive at Portland, Tupb- I dav, Thursday and Saturday at 3:05 p. m. Except Sunday, Except Saturday. ' R. KOEHLER, Manaeer. , H. MARKHAM, Asst. G. F. & Pass. Ast Joseph SHAWOU has ope::ed a . IN THE EAST END, in the Colum bia Feed Yard, opposite Saltmarsbe"s , Stockyards, where he is ready to do All Kinds of Harness Work. As we keen no servant girls and don't snort a norse ana Dnggy, we can unaerseii anyone in thecity. Being a practical harness-maker, we iqo our awq work, camage-trimmln g a spec ialty. For sample of our work, look at the Tl ma tilla House 'Bus. EV f.1 ARK ET. FRUIT, VEGETABLES, POULTRY, -FISH AiTD GAME. V ChickenB Dressed to Order. ' . Promt Delivery to any part , of the city. ' A. N. VARNEY, Phone 12. Third and Washington Sta ' takeT ti. ' Came to my place last epring, a roan pony, branded O on right hip: Owner can have the same by paying all charges. " '. i S. A. Kl.NYOS, . oct20 Ira Tygh Valley, Or. VflLIt PflPERI Just Received 5000 Rolls of Wall Paper. The best patterns.- The most beautiful colors. , - New Invoice of Taints and Oils. Any color or brand supplied. rKinersly : Drag Co. DOORS, WINDOWS, SHINGIiES, FIRE BRICE, FIRE CLAY, LIItlE, CEMENT, Wiridow-GIass and Picture Moulding. Dalles, Moro and Antelope STAGE LINE. Through by daylight via Grass Valley, Kent and Cross Hollows. DOUGLAS ALLEN, The Dallas. C. ML. W HITELAW, Antelope. Stages leave The Dalles from Umatilla House at 7 a. m., also from Antelope at 7:30 a. m. every Monday, n ednesday nno naay. .connections made at Antelope for Prineville, Mitchell and E tints beyond. Close connections made at The alios with railways, trains and boats. Stages from Antelope reach The Dlles Tues days, Thursdays and Saturdays at 1 :S0 p. m. KATES or FARE. Dalles to Deschutes.-.....--..... 1 00 do Moro.. ..- 1 50 do Grass Valley... 2 25 , do Kent. 3 00 do Cross Hollows. 4 50 Antelope to Cross Hollows . . .... 1 50 do Kent. .- 2 00 do Grass Valley . . 3 00 do v Moro : 3 50 do Deschuees. 4 00 do Dalles 5 00 J. 8. SCKBNK, President. H. M. Bkaix, Cashier First national Bank. THE DALLES - - - - OREGON A lieneral Banking Bnaineaa transacted : Deposits received, -subject to Sight : Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on dav of collection'. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold oa New York, San Francisco ani ort , land. ... . ... OIRBOTOKS D. P. Thompson. Jno. S. Schbnck. Ed. M. Williams, - Geo. A. Likbk. H. 54- Bkaix. ; T8 CoipMa PacRing Go.; PACKERS OF PORKandBEE F MANTJFACTTJBJSB8 OF Fine Liard and Sausages. - : - -: k " ' - ; Curersof j BRAND HAMS &BACON DBIED 'BEEF. ETC. " , Harry Liebe, PBACTICAL All work promptly attended to,' . and warranted. - ;- . . : .. 174 VOGf BLOCK. Sops