r3 r- 1 r Hill Friday Evening www The Dalles Daily Chfoniele, Tius only Republican Daily Newspapet on Wasco County. EASTERN OFFICE 2S0 to 234 Temple Court, N. Y. City. E. KATZ, Agent. Weekly Clubbing Kates. Chronicle and Oregonian. ........ .$2 25 Chronicle and Examiner..... 2 25 Chronicle and Tribune..... 1 75 Chronicle and N. Y. World. . ..... 2 00 TUESDAY NOVEMBER 16, 1897 SHOULD BE HEEDED. The East Oregonian ' touches up the promoters, and tritely exposes the schemes of the swindling gangs organized to catch all suckers who have the Klondike fever as follows ; "The Klondike companies that are being widely advertised all over the country are stock jobbing schemes. They are after purchasers for their stock, small investors who will put in their little savings and lose them. If prospects of these companies were as bright as they are painted there would be no scarcity of money for their operation and the little fellows would never be given an opportunity to share in the good fortune. But as things are, the risks are too great for the big fellows to take, and so the little suckers are being solicited to furnish the paws to rake the gold en chestnuts out of the fire. " we read that Col. Soandso i3 the president of one company; Major Verymuchalive of another; Banker Twopercent of another; Congress man, Getthere of still another. The list of the companies is longer than a full grown arm and the greed behind them ravenous enough to take a widow's mite. Those who have money had better invest it in local enterprises or loan it out at four per cent than trust it to the kind care of worthies -who are bent Jon making a stake at other people's risk , and ex pense. And there are any number of such men m this country of the free. ' The Americau girl is a combina tion of beauty, grace, intelligence, tact and witchery that is simply ir resistable. She is full-ngged, nickle steel armored, the ; finest craft thai sails : the sea of life, and when she bails a man or man-of-war, he or it might as well haul down the flag and surrender unconditionally. '.. Recent ly one of these dewy-eyed, tailor made damsels shot a glance or two at the brother of the Khedive of Egypt and he wilted like a stalk of Sherman county wheat jn- an east wind in July. In twelve hours' be w;xis ; .infatuated, in double that time he was crazj, and before the end of the second day he went to the Khe dive and offered to renounce' all claim to the throne of - the Tharoahs if he would be permitted to marry this fair goddess from, the United Litl fc . November 19th. The Celebrated lecture by W. H. ILIFF,- Uorld of fJit." Tickets of Admission, 25c Lecture to commence at 7:45 o'clock.. , .-. States. They come hi h, but every body wants one or more and the foreign demand is increasing. And yet the best place for the American girl is in America, and the best future she can have is one with an American husband and American children, some of them small edi tions of their lovely mother, who will in turn become the bewitching American girl. The Khedive might give his consent to his brother's mar rying an A merican girl, but we fancy the American girl would hesitate long before surrendering to the saddle-colored scion of African royalty. Just imagine a down-sprouted angel in the shape of an American girl, haremized by a hawk-nosed, tan-col ored, polygamous eastern savage, dressed in a tuiban and she-pants. - It is announced that Col. William Bailey of New York, who bought the Tacoma fe Lake Shore railroad, will extend the same across the mountains to this point. This may be true, but we are inclined to doubt it. In the first place there is ncth ing to justify the building of such a road, for from' the time it left the Cowlitz until it struck the Columbia it would pass through a mountainous country furnishing nothing to main tain a road unless coal was found On the route. In the second place there is no pass on the proposed line and the buildiug of the road would be expensive- and difficult. A road could be built up the Cowlitz and through the Cispus pass to Yakima, but from the Cowlitz to the Klicki tat the balloon route is the only'prac tical one. The government has decided to again brand its horses. A few years ago the practice was discontinued on account of the demands of the hu mane societies, "who , pronounced it cruel. Humane faddists, like all others, go to extremes, That the practice is, in a sense, cruel in that it inflicts pain on dumb animals, is admitted, but the applying of a brand is, after all, but a light' affair. It makes a small blister that is well in a week, and is, as far as pain is concerned, a mere- trifle when com pared with the beatings, animals are given every day, and which cause no comment. It is the only feasible plan known for identifying the ani mals, -and sentimentality must give way to necessity. : " - Thousands are Trying. It. ' In order to prove the great merit of Ely's Cream jialm, the most effective cure for Catarrh and Cold in Head, we have pre pared a generous trial Bize for 10 cents. Get it of your druggist or send 10 cents to ELY BROS., 56 Warren St., N. Y. City. I suffered from catarrh of the -worst kind ever since a boy, and I never hoped for cure, but Ely's Cream Balm seems to do even that. Many acquaintances have nsed it with excellent results. Oscar Ostrum, 45 Warren Ave., Chicago, 111. Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged cure for catarrh and -contains no cocaine, mercury nor any injurious drug. Price, 60 cents. At druggists or by mail. ' Cream of maize at Mrier & Benton's. i j : Ill .. I BlackveH's 8 Ton will find one coupon lnsido each 2 onnce bag and two coupons inside each 4 ounce bag. Buy a bag, read the coupon and see how to get your share of (250,000 in presents. f Special peaUir Of V Wholesale. JVTflLtT liIQUOS, XHines and GigjEirs. THE CELEBRATED. ANHETJSER HOP GOLD Anheuser-Busch. Malt Nutrine, a non-alcoholic beverage, unequaled as a tonic. , STUBLING & WILLIAMS. "There is a tide in tke affairs oj . men which, taken at its fiooa .. leads on to fortune" , The poet unauestionablv had reference to : the Closing Oat Sale of FurnHure and Carpets i at CRANDALu & BURGET'S, . : Who are selling: these goods out at- greatly-reduced rat : MICHELBACH BRICK. - - TJSflCN 8T. , Job Pwotifag at This Office. i 1 I This is the very best Smoking Tobacco made - t 1 r t r Genuine The Chronicle office is the Job prii7tii7 D(?partTer?t. We have better facilities fo "doing artistic work in this line than any office in Eastern : Ore- ; ; g-on, and this branch of our busi : ness is in the hands of expert workmen. - '. ' - . Qomparisop both as to high grade work and reasonable prices. . , - BUSCH and BEER MK.-es: Regulator Liine Tte Dalles. Portland and Astoria JSTavigation Co.' ' strs. Regulator 6 Dalles City FREIGHT AND PASSENGER LINE ; BBTWEEN :'. ' The Dalles, Hood River, Cascade Locks and P'ort- utuu uauy, except buaauy. GOOD SERVICE, LOWEST RATES DOM THE VALLET Are you going v-v-.X " TO '- EASTERN OREGON? II so, save money and enjoy a peantllul trip on the Columbia. The weot-bound train arrives at The Dalles in ample time for passengers to take the steamer, arriving In Portland in time for the outgoing Southern and Northern trains; East bound passengers arriving la The Dules lit time to take the East-bound train. For further information apply to. : J. K. HARNEY, Agent, Oak Street Dock. Portland, Oregon, Or W C. AIXAWAY, Gen. Agt., , , . The Dalles, Oregon EAST and SOUTH Via The Shasta Route Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portland. OVERLAND EX-1 press, Salem, Rose- 1 burg, Ashland, Sac-1 6:00 P.M. 1 ramento, Ogden.Ban ! 1 Franciseo, Mojave, J 9:30 A. M. ixsA.ngeies,ciira80, i New Orleans and) East .... . I 8:30 A. M Roseburg and way sta tions - 4:30 P, Jl - ("Via Woodburu fori i Mt.AngeI, Silvertou, i West Scio, Browns- I ville,8pringfield end (.Natron ... j I Corvallis and way stations........ ( j McMinnville audi )way stations ... Daily except Sundays. Daily ' ' except Bundays. : 17:30 A. M t4:50 P. M t 5:50 P. M t 8:25 P. M Daily. fDauy, except Sunday. DINING CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE. PULLMAN B0FFET SLEEPERS AND SECOND-CLASS SLEEPING CARb Attached to all Through Trains. Direct connection at Kan Francisco with Occi dental and Oriental and Pacific mail steamship lines for JAPAN and CHINA. Sailing dates on application. Kates and tickets to Eastern points and Eu rope. Also JAPAN, CHINA, HONOLULU and AUSTRALIA, can be obtained from . J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent. Through Ticket Office, 134 Third street, where through tickets to all points in the Eastern States, Canada and Europe can be obtained at lowest rates from J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent. All above trains arrive at and depart from Grand Central Station, Fifth and Irving streets YAMHILL DIVISION. - Passenger Depot, foot of Jefferson street. Leave for OSWEGO, daily, except Sunday, at 7:20 a. m.; 12:15, 1:45, &:25, 6:45, 8:05 p. m. (and 11:30 p. m. on Baturday only, and 8:40 a. m. and 3:30 p. m. on Sundays only). Arrive at Portland dally at 7:10 and 8;30 a m.; and 1:30, 4:15, 6:35 and 7:55 p. m., (and 10 a. m , 8-15 and 5:10 p. m. on Sundays only). , . Leave for Sheridan, week days, at 4:S0 p. m Arrive at Portland, 9:30 a. m. Leave for A IRLIE on Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 9:40 a. m. Arrive at Portland, Tues day, Thursday and Saturday at 3:05 p. m. . . Exeept Sunday. . Except Saturday. R. KOEHLER, Manager. -O, H. MABKHAM, : Asst. G. F. dc Pass. Act I joseph sHflimon HAS OPENED A ari?es5 Slpop ' IN THE EAST END, in the Colum- :' ' ' bia Feed Yard, opposite Saltmarsbe's - Stockyards, where he is ready to do fill Kinds of Harness Work. ' -As we keep no servant girls and don't sport a horse and bnggy. we can undersell anyone in the city. Being a practical harness-maker, We do our own work. Carriage-trimming a spec ialty. For sample of our work, look at the Uma tilla House 'Bus. , A NEWMARKET. FRUIT, VEGETABLES, POULTRY, FISH AND GAME. Chickens Dressed to Order. r -.-; Promt. Delivery to any part : of the city. A. ISrl VARNEY, Phone 12. Third and Washin(?ton StB TAKE!) Ul. ., Came to my place last spring, a roan pony, branded O on right hip. Ownar can have the same by paying all charges, S.' A. KlNYON, . oct 20-1 m Tygh Valley, Or. WALL PflPERI WfiLIt PflPEttf Just Received 5000 Rolls, of ' Wall Paper. The best: patterns.; The most beautiful colors. New Invoice of Paints and' Oils. " Any color or brand supplied. -Kmersly Drug Co. DOORS, r WINDOWS, : SHINGi.ES, FIRE-BRICK, FIRE CLAY, ; LIME, CEMENT, Window-Glass and Picture Moulding. BI. G- 3L, IE 2sT2sT. Dalles, Moro and Antelope STAGE LINE. Through hy daylight via Grass Valley, Kent and Cross Hollows. . DOUGLAS ALLEN, The Dalles. ' C. M. WH1TELAW, Antelope. Stages leave The Dalles from Umatilla House at 7 a. m., also from Antelope at 7:30 a. m. every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. . Connections made at Antelope for Frineville, Mitchell end points beyond. Close connections made at The Dalles with railways, trains and boats. . Stages from Antelope reach The Dalles Tues days, Thursdays and Saturdays at 1 :30 p. m. ... RATES Or PARE. . Dalles to Deschu tes do Moro. do Grass Valley...... do Kent do Cross Hollows. Antelope to Cross Hollows ..$1 00 .; ISO .. 2 25 . . 8 00 .. 4 50 . . 1 50 ..2 00 .. 8 00 .. 3 60 4 00 .. 5 CO do do do do do Kent. Grass Valley.. Moro Descbuees. . Dalles TUB GQluinMa FaGEing 60., PACKERS OF PO R KandBEEF MANUFACTURERS OF 4 Fine Lard and Sausages. Curerscf f BRAND HAMS & BACON DRIED BEEF. ETC. J. 8. Scheme. H. M. Beam., President. - Cashier First flational Bank. THE DALLES - - OREGON A Cieneral Banking Business transacted . DepoeitB received, subject to Sight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on day of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on Mew York, San Francisco and Port land. DIRECTORS D. P. Thompson. Jno. S. Sckbnce. Ed. M. Whxiaks, ' Geo. A. Libbe. . H. M. Bbaix. rFiLDflD poison v K RnMim W Primary. 0 H Ur&blMU I ondarrorTer. Uiary iSI.OOO ruiSON pormanentlv - eared in 16 to 35 days. You can be treated at omeforsame price under same gnRrsa. j ty. If you prefer to come here we willcoo coeharfre, i t we fail to cure. If you have taken mer cory, iodide potash, and still have aches and pains, Slacous Patches in mouth. Sore Throat, fimples. Copper Colored Spots, Ulcers oa any part of the body. Hair or Eyebrows falilntr out. It ia this Secondary BLOOD POISO-4 verasranteetoenra. We solicit tbe most obsti nate cases and challenge the world for av cane we cannot cure. Tb is disease has always baQied the skill of the most eminent nhTai. tiaiu. 8500,000 capital behind our uncondi. tional maranty. Absolute proof n sent sealed oa application. Address COOK REMEDY coZ o4&aoiiio Xenaple, CAJICatiO, ir.y Snipes