THE Tb3 Dalles Dafly Chrciii-jls. What- is NEW YORK VJORLD THE DALLES, OREGON I THE Advertising Kate. Per inch. One ii.ch or less In Dally 1 50 Orel two inches and under four Inches 1 00 OTer fonr Inches and under twelve Inches. . 75 Over twelve Inches 50 DAILY AND WKBKLV. One inch or less, per Inch ?2 50 Over one inch and under four inches 2 00 Over four Inches aud under twelve inches. . ;1 50 Over twelve inches . .... . 1 00 AN UNDERTAKER'S DILEMMA. H Wanted to Pawn a Casket to Bny a Shrond. 1 "I have had many queer experiences In my business," said a pawnbroker tvhose three g-ilt balls hang in the vi cinity of Twelfth- street and Columbia avenue, says the Philadelphia Kecord, "but I ran up against something1 the other dtiy, that simply took my breath away. " A man very shabbily dressed in black, and looking1 like a broken down, minister, came into the private office and asked to see the proprietor. I went out to him. 'I'm an undertaker,' said he. 'and I want you to help me out of a diflicultj-. You can do it without any risk to yourself if you want to. I may as well confess to you that busi ness is pretty bad with me, but I've got a case now which will pay me well, if. I can only carry it through. I just need a little money to do so. You see, I've Jailed in my business several times, and i.t's pretty hard for me to get credit, but 'Well, well, hurry up,' I inter rupted. 'What do you want ne to' do?' 'I'm coming to that now,' said he; 'I was going to Eay that I managed to pre vail on the cabinetmaker to give me a casket on tiire. so I've got that all right. But the relatives of the deceased re fuse to advance me any money until I've supplied the shroud. I haven't got a cent, cud the funeral is fixed for to day. Now, I want you to take the cas ket with its silver trimmings as a pledge, and give me enough money on it to buy a shroud. Then, you eee, I can get enough from the bereaved fami ly to redeem the casket in time for the funeral. What do you say?' I told him, after I had recovered my breath, that I couldn't think of such a thing, and he went away very despondent. I don't know how he got out of his difficulty, or whether the deceased has " been buried yet."-' Feeds the . Mississippi. " According to the calculations of Joha Birkenbine, of Philadelphia, the drain age area of the Mississippi river ia 1, 250,000 square miles, including nearly all of the country from the Alleghenies to the Rockies and from Canada to the Oulf of Mexico. In his communication to the Engineers' club, Mr. Birkenbine estimates that one inch of rain falling evenly' over this area would equal '21, 7S0,000,O00,O0O gallons of water. The average yearly fall in the Mississippi watershed averages from 20 - to 43 inches, according to locality. The river has an average flow of 064,000 cubic feet per second. Detroit Free Press. The Quarrelsome Scorpion. The scorpion is the- most quarrel some creature in the world. Two placed in the same box . will always sting each other to death. Cincinnati Enquirer. A Valuable Prescription. Editor Morrison of WorthinRton, Ind., "Sun,"" writes : "Yon have a valuable prescription in Electric Bittere, and I cin cheerfully recommend it for Consti pation and Sick Headache, and as a gen end system tonic it has no equal." Mrs. Annie Stehle, 2025 Cottage Grove Ave., Chicago, was all run down, could not eat iior'digest food, had a backache which never left her and felt tired and weary, bnt six bottles of Electric Bitters re stored her health and renewed strength. Prices 50 cents and $1.00. Get a Bottle at Blakeley and Houghton's Drug Store. (6) Electric Bircers. Electric Bitters is a medicine suited for any season, but perhaps more gener ally needed when the languid, exhausted feeling prevails, when the liver is torpid and sluggish and the need of a tonic and and alterative is felt. A prompt use of this medicine has often averted long and perhape fatal bilious fevers. Xomedi cine will act more snreiy counteracting and freeing the system Ircra ;"ae malar ial poison. Headache, Indigestion, Con stipation, Dizziness yield to Electric Bit ters. 50c and $1.00 per. bottle at Blake ley & Houghton's drug store. ' 1 notice. . I have a stray horse, a roan, 9 years old, branded with a figure 2 on the right hip, at my place on three mile. The owner can have the same by paying the cost of this advertisement and proving property. Skth Morgan. . , The Dalles. " Cash In Voor Checks. All county warrants registered prior to Joly 7, 1893, will be paid at my office. Interest ceases after Oct. 27th, 1897. C. L. Phillips,, Countv Treaenrer. . New line of carving sets just received at Maier & Benton's. ll-4t Emulsion? It is a strengthening food and tonic, remarkable in its flesh-forming- properties. ; It contains Cod Liver Oil emulsified or partially digested, combined with the well known and hig-hly prized Hypo phosphites of Lime and . Soda, so that their potency is materially increased. It will arrest loss of flesh and restore to a normal condition the infant, the child and the adult. It will enrich the blood of the anemic; will stop the cough, heal the irrita tion of the throat and lung's, and cure incipient consumption. "We make this statement because the experience of twenty-five years has proven it in tens of thousands of Cases. Be sure jro get SCOTT'S Emulsion. 50c. and $ l.oo, all druggists. ' SCOTT & BOWNE, Chemists, New York. OUR FIRST POSTAGE STAMPS. "Josh BUHners' " Father Was the First Purchaser, Jnit F"lf tr Years) Ago. "Fifty years ago in July,; 1847 Uncle Sam issued his first postage stamps," writes Fannie Mack Lothrop in Ladies' Home Journal. "In Eng land, seven .years before, Rowland Hill, 'father of the penny post,' intro duced the 'sticking- plasters, as the stamps were contemptu6usly called. John M. Niles, our postmaster-general at that time, tried heroically, but in vain, to move congress to authorize stamps for this country. His successor, Cave Johnson, was more fortunate, and the bill desired was approved on, March 3,' 1S47, the stamps rw.it beings issued, however, till August, though the time appointed was July 1. .Only two-values of the new stamps were introduced in 1S17 a five and ten-cent stamp, bear ing, respectively, the portrait cf Frank lin in a bronze tint and Washington in black. "The first purchaser of stamps in the United States was Henry Shaw, the father of Henry Wheeler Shaw (better known as 'Josh Billirgs,' tin; humor ist). Mr. Shaw was in the postmaster general's office oa August G, 1317, when Mr. Johnsorf entered with tho printer from whom he had iust received sheets of the new stamps. Mr. Johnson passed a sheet to Mr. Shaw for inspection. After giving the stamps a hasty glance Mr. Shaw, perhaps with an eye to fu ture fame, tcoic out his wallet, counted out 15 cents and purclianed cue of each variety. The 'five' he. kept r.s a curi osity, the 'ten' he presented to Gov. Briggs as an appropriate gift." A QUAINT BIT OF GERMANY. Region Just Oat of Berlin Tlcrnarka Ijle for Its Old C'-antcJx. The Spreewckl 13 the. subject of a paper in Century. The writer sa3s: Strange, indesd. that so near I?crlin so old-time and curious a ( omrr.unity could have remained reasonably uncon I animated by the herdes of picnickers. The Sproewald is too near a jrp-cnt cap ital for foreigner" to hear much of it. The museuma-ar.d palaces of Kerlin, the palaces of Potsdr.m, ubr.crb all the spare energy of foreign visitors. And for convenient O'.itflights it is a little too far for most burghers of Berlin. Seme have country places in ar.d near the Spreewald.V Muny vir.it it occasion ally. It is a favorite place for people from Dresden and Leipsie who can give several days to exploring its watery labyrinths. Kspecially for the teaching guild is it a favorite resort. Every vil lage has its inns, and at Burg, where Vcndish services are held in the old church and the costume remains " the most antique, there are several famous taverns. One is the bleachery where Trederick the Great established a col ony of dyers and weavers, who have dis appeared, although the art is still prac ticed by private means for personal use in many farmhouses. But the fine green, orange, pink and lilac headdress es a.nd the turquoise. gTay and yellow skirts are now bought at Cottbus or in Beslin. Stands at the Read. Aug. J. Bogel, the leading druggist of Shreveporf, La., says: "Dr. King's New Discovery is the only thing that cures my congh, and it is the best seller I have." J. F. Campbell, merchant of Ratford, Ariz., writes : VDr. King's New Discovery is all that is claimed for it; it never fails, and is a sure enre for -Consumption, Coughs, and Colds! I cannot say enough for its merits." Dr. King's New ( Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds is not an experiment. It has been tried for a quarter of a cen tury , and today stands at the head. It never disappoints.. Free trial bottles at Blakeley & Hoogh ton's drug store. 1 Nebraska corn for sale at the Wasco warehouse. Best feed on earth. m9-t " THRIGE-R-WEEK EDITI0H. 18 Pases a Week. . 156 Papers a Tear It stands first among 'weekly" papere in size, frequency of publication freshness, variety and reliability of con tents. It is practically a daily at the low price o a weekly ; and its vast list of subscribers, extending to every state and territory of the Union and foreign coun tries, will vouch for the acenracy and fairness of its news columns. It is splendidly illustrated, and among its special features are a fine humor page, exhaustive market reports, ail the latest fashions for women and a Ion series of stories by the greatest living American and English authors. Con an Doyle, Jerome K. Jerome, Stanley Weyrnan.. Mary E. WilklDS Anthony Hope, Bret H arte, Brander Matthews, Etc. We offer this nnequaled newspaper and The Dalles Twice-a-Week Chronicle to gether one year for $'-'-00. The regular price of the two papers is $3.00. " Harry Liebe, PRACTICAL VVatchmakerl Jeweler All work promptly attended to, and warranted. 174 VOGT BLOCK. NOTICE-SALE OF CITY LOTS. Notice is hereby given that by au thority of ordinance No. 292, which passed the Common Council of Dalles City April 10th, 1897, entitled, "An or dinance to provide for the ale of certain lots belonging to Dalles City," I will, on Saturday, the 15th dav of May, 1897, sell at public auction, to the highest bidder, all the following lots and parts of lots in Gates addition to Dalles City, Wasco county, Oregon, to-wit: . Lots 9 and'10 jointly, in block 14; lots 7, 8, 9 and 10, jointly in block 15; lots 7, 8, 9, and 10, jointly in block 21, known as butte; lots 10, 11 and 12, in block 27 ; lot 9 in block 34 ; lots 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 35; lots 2, 3, 4, 8, 9. 10, 11 aud 12, in block 36; lots 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. 8, 9. 10, 11 and 12, in block 37; lots 1. 2, 3, 4, 5, 0, 8, 9, 10, 11 and 12, in blork 42 ; lots 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 9, 10 and 11, in block 43; lots 1. 2, 3, l 10, 11 and 12, in bloc 41, and lots 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, in block 4b.. The reasonable value of sa.'J lots, for less than which they will no. ie sold, has been fixed and determine by the Common Council of Dalles City as fol lows, to-wit: ' Lots 9 and 10, in block 14, $150; lots 7, 8, 9 and 10, jointly in block 15, $200;' lots 7, 8, 9 and 10, jointly in block 21, $200; lot 10, in block 27, $225; lot 11, in block 27, $225; lot 12, in block 27, $300; lot 9, in block 34, $100; lots 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 35, each respect ively $100 ; lots 6 and 7, in block 35, each respectively $125 ; lots 2, 3. 4, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 36, each respectively $100 ; lot 12, in block 36, $125 ; lots 3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 37, each re spectively $100; lots 6, 7 and 12, in block 37, each respectively $125; lots 2, 3, 10 and 11, in block 41, each respectively $100; lots 1, 7 and 12, in block 41. each respectively $125: lots 3. 4, 5, 8, 9,a0 and 11, in block 42, each respectively $100 ; lot a , 6 and 12, in block 42, each respectively $125; lots 2, 3,4, 5,9, 10 and 11, in block 43, each respectively $100; lot 1, in block 43, $125; lots 2, 3, 4 and 5, in block 46, each respectively $100; lots 1 and -6, in block 46, each respectively $125. Each of these lots will be sold upon the lot respectively, and none of them will be sold for a less sum than the value thereof, as above stated. One-fourth of the price bid on any of said lots shall be paid in cash at the time of sale, and the remainder in three equal payments on or before, one, two and three years from the date of said sale, with interest on such deferred pay ments at the rate of 10 per centper annum, payable annually ; provided that the payment may be made in full at, any time" at the option of the pur chaser. The said sale will begin on the 15th day of May, 1897, at the hoar of 2 o'clock p. m. of said day, and will con tinue from time to time until all of said lots shall be sold. Dated this 13th day of April, 1897, Roger B. Sinnott, Recorder of Dalles City. Something- to Know. It may be worth something to know that the very best medicine for restoring the tired out nervous system to a healthy vigor is Electric Bitters. This medicine is purely vegetable, acts, by giving" tone to the nerve centres in the stomach, gently stimulates the Liver and Kidneys, and aids these organs in throwing eff impurities in the blood. ' Electric Bit ters improves the appetite, aids diges tion and is pronounced by those "who have tried it as the very beet blood puri fier and nerve tonic. Try it." Sold for 50c or $1.00 per bottle at Blakeley & Houghton's Drug Store. .'. ' (2) SUBSGRIBE FOR THE ( A ) FOR THE V ' . And reap the benefit of the following CLUBBING HATES. ' CHRONICLE and N. Y. Thrice-a-Week World.; . $2 00 CHRONICLE and N. Y. -Weekly. Tribune 1 75 .CHRONICLE and Weeklv CHRONICLE and S. F. Weekly Examiner 2 25 WORLD TRIBUNE OREGONIAN EXAMINER C. W. PHELPS & CO. -DEALERS IS- Agricultural Drapers Manufactured and Repaired. Pitts' Threshers. Powers and Extras. Pitts' Harrows and Cultivators. Celebrated Piano Header. Lubricating1 Oils, Etc. White Sewing1 Machine and Extras. EAST SECOND STREET. 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Try Schilling's Best tea and baking powder Subscribe for Thk Cpboniclk. M FROfii THE DALIES TO PDRTLRND. PASSENGER RATES. One way ....... ... .J...... $1.50 Round trip 2.50 FREIGHT RATES , ARE DOWN". The Steamer IONE leaves The Dalles on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sat urdays at 6 :30 a. m. Office in the Baldwin Bnilding, foot of Union street. For freight rates, etc, call on or address J. S. POOTH, Gen. Agt., 1 ' The Dalles, Oregon. ORTHERN y PACIFIC RY. - s Pullman Elegent Tourist Sleepmg Cars Dining Cars Sleeping Car -8T. PAUL N1XNBAFOLI DCLUTH ' KAKGO GRAND FOR -CROOKSIOS WINMPEO HELENA an . BUTTE TO Thfough Tickets CHICAGO T WASHINGTON PH1I.AOEI.PHIA' NEW YOKE BOSTON AND AIL POINTS EAST and SOUTH For Information, time cards, maps and ticket, eal on or write to . - W. C ALLAWAY. Agent, Tne Dalits, Oregon ' - ' ' OB - A. D. CHARLTON. Asst. G- P. A., 255. Morrison Cor. Third. Portland Oregon irJolfuo TO THE EKSTI GIVE8 THE CHOICE OF TWO Transcontinental ROUTES ! GREAT NORTHERN RAILWAY. OREGON - SHORT LINE. -VIA- Spokane Minneapolis St. Paul ; ' Salt Lake Denver Omaha Kansas City Chicago Low Rates to all Eastern Cities OCEAN STEAMERS Lutc Portland Krerr F1t Days for SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. Steamers monthly from Portland to Yokohama and Hong Kong -via North ern Pacific Bteamebip Co., in connection with O. R. & N. For fall details call on O. B & Co. 'a -Agent at The Dalles, or address ' W, H. HUELBURT, Gen. Pass. Agt Portland. Oregon TIME CARD. - No. 4, to Spokane and Great Northern arrives at5:25p. m., leaves at 5:80 p. m. No. 2, to Pendle ton, Baiter City and Union Pacinc,arrlves at 12:45 a. m., departs at 12:50 a. m. " No's, from Spokane and Great Northern, ar rives at 9-20 a. m., departs at 9:25 a.m. No.. I, from Baker City and Union Pacific, arrives at 8:20 a. m., departs at 8:80 a. m. Nos. 23 and 24, moving east of The Dalles, will carry - passengers. No. 23 arrives at 5 p. xa. departs at 1:45 p. m. Passengers for Heppner take No. 2, leaving here at li :50 p. m. I.