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Th3 Dalles Daily Chrcniela.
The only Republican Daily Neuspapei on
. Wasco County.
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Court, N. Y. City. E. KATZ, Agent.
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THURSDAY NOVEMBER 11, 1897
VSTO ITSELF A LAW.
- "A few more loose. leaves," says
the Oregonian yesterday, and "with
The Dalles Chronicle a few words
more." This being the time of year
for the dead leaves to lustle, we are
glad to note that those of the Orego
nian act on natural principles. The
trouble with our big contemporary ,is
that it has gotten upon so lofty a
pinnacle that it, like the laws of the
Tkledes Persians, cannot be read
or understood of mortals. Having
lived and'matured surrounded by in
consistencies of its own creation, it
fails to realize that they are incon
sistent, but they are the single stand
ard by which it measures all things.
It prates of inconsistency and virtu
ally says, "An inconsistency is a
thing inconsistent; but if I create an
inconsistency, it is not inconsistent
to me, but plain as a pike-staff."
Dogberry himself would be shamed
into admiration of such wonderful
premises and such clear and over
whelming CDnclusions.
Let us see. The Oregonian says,
and quotes from itself to prove it,
that in 1890 the free silver plank was
inserted in the state platform by A.
H. Tanner in order to ail Mitchell,
and that few members 'of the conven
tion knew it, and those few preferred
not raise a disturbance about it. The
Oregonian called attention to it, said
it was a wrong principle, but sup
ported the ticket.' It did the same
thing in 1892, and in 1894 the Ore
gonian editor admits having assisted
in making the state platform, which
reaffirmed the national platform of
1892, which platform, it asserts, was,
"on any fair interpretation, a gold
standard platform." Vasit ? If so,
why should it need any interpreta
tion, fair or otherwise? If it was,
why was it not written in that clear
and plain style pervading the Orego-
nian's editorial comments, which it
-quotes? Why was it not made clear
and distinct so that it needed no in
terpretation ? The fact is, the plat
form, like most recent platforms, was
a juggling one, made so that it meant
all things to all men. If it was so
constructed as to require interpret
tation, why had not Senator Mitchell,
Congressmen Hermann and Ellis as
much right to interpret for them
selves as the Oregonian for itself
and everybody else? The editor of
the Oregonian assisted in making
this inconsistent platform,hence,as we
have said, it is not inconsisent to
him.
Again, he supported the tickets in
1890, 1892, 1894 and l896, yet none
of them were single-standard plat
forms. He asserted the principles
wrong, at times, but he submitted to
the will of the majority and support
ed the tickets. We do not inquire
into his motive for doing so, but state
the fact. Putting him in the most
unfavorable light, did Senator Mitch
ell do more than this when he said
t he.s stood squarely on the national
platform made at St. Louis ? Does
Ellis more than this when he asserts
that he will stand by that same plat
form? Most assuredly not.
The .Oregonian arrogates to itself
the right to do all the thinking for
everybody and hes over-t-ixed its
thinker. This is why the dead leaves
rustle around the Oregonian office,
and this is perhaps why it takes The
. Chkoxicle to task for its position.
Our big contemporary thinks the
Chronicle editor content "to support
that which is false against that which
is true under leadership congenial to
reptile journalism," and this in spite
of the fact that we have - never fol
lowed the leaders congenial to the
Oregonian.
The Oregonian devoted a column
yesterday ' to -askinr Congressmen
Ellis what he would do if Mexico or
Bolivia or the South American states
would join the United States fn
adopting bimetahsm. The Orego
nian does not want to be answered
by Mr. Ellis, because no answer he
could make would satisfy it, and the
senile .drivel it is indulging in is
simply unanswerable, because sense
ess. The . only ansfrer Mr. Ellis
could make would be hat "Upon the
happening of any of these pending
and threatened events, I would do
whatever the Oregonian dictated.'"
. -.' ." '
Pendleton has the credit of being
a real live wide-awake to wn, but
just at present it seems to be over
looking the fact that it may lose one
of its most important industries.
Astoria offers $o0,000 and a site for
the mils, together with a guaranty
of wheat, if he will re build bis mills
there instead of in Pendleton. Out
neighboring city is great in reaching
out for new industries; will she neg
lect to hold fast that which . she has ?
. Frlg-bt Breaks Them Up.
Crayfishes, crabs and lobster ar
peculiarly sensitive to loud noises, and
it is a fact that a loud and sudden clap
of thunder will cause them to ampu
tate or drop . their large claws and
"pincers. The impulse which seizes
them when suddenly alarmed is . to
throw off their heavy claws, so that
they may1 the quicker scurry off to a
place of safety. . Crabs or lobsters can
ih ten days or a fortnight grow new
claws, as large as the old ones. For
several weeks, however, the patient
who is growing on a new set of fight
ing weapons does not appear among
the armed members of his family, be
cause,' his claws being soft, he could
not "take his own part," and would
be eaten by his cannibalbrethren.
A Bloodless Battle.
In 151S a battle was fought; near
Milan, in ItaTj and so perfect was the
armor of both armies that, although
the conflict raged from nine a., m. to
four p. m., no one on either side was
either killed or wounded, thoughone
man broke his collar bone by falling off
his horse, " '
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for a generous
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TRIAL SIZE.
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contains no cocaine,
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injurious drag :
It U quickly Absorbed.
. Gives Relief at once.
ATARRH
vSSTiSSSSB. COLD HEAD
Heals and Protects the Membrane. Keg tores the
Senses of Taste and Smell. Full Size 60c : Trial
Size 10c. ; at Druggists or by mail.
SLT BSOT&Effe, 6 Warren Street, New York.
Opera House
ONE NIGHT ONLY,
Monday, Nov. 15th.
' V ' - I
The Prince of Tramp Delineators,
Horatio
In his Great Laugh Provoker,
New Side
-- ' '' - '
Tracked!
It Drives Away the Blues.
' Scenic Effects the Best.
Specialties from the leading vaude
ville theaters in America. ,
Tickets 50c; no extra charge for re
served seats. Children, 25c.
Reserved seats now on sale at the 8nipes-Kin-ersly
Drugstore. - '
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Of The Chronicle office is the S
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. Job priptip
V V - . D?partrei7t.
. " : 'T We .have better ' facilities for j ,
: . v doing- artistic work in this line .
'.--"V f T than any office in Eastern Ore-
. ' I A' " gon, and this branch of our busi- '
' ness is in the hands of expert -
y "T workmen. -..: - : ' - .. V
t " . ; omparisor; '
. . T ' y both as to high grade work and
V J reasonable prices. .
V. y ropKle pub.o.
Wholesale.
COines and Gigaps .
THE CELEBRATED-
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HOP GOI.D
Anheuser-Busch Malt Nutiine, a non-alcoholic
beverage, uneq.ualed as a tonic.
STU BLI NG & WI LLIAMS.
"There is a tide in tke affairs of men which,. taken at its fiooa
leads on to fortune"
The poet unquestionably had reference' to the
Closing-Out Sale of Furn
at CRANDALl & BURGET'S;
; Who are seillng those goods out at .'greatly-reduced rat
: MICHELBACH BRICK. !- - UNICVlST.
Job Pointing at
JO CjT'r'
:Auay;
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this year in'Valttable1
articles to smoters of
Genuine
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Tobacco
Yoa will find one coupon in
side cuch 2-ounce bag, and two
coapoua. insida ecch 4-ounce
bag. Buy a bag , read the coupon
J we uuw.t'j get your snare. . j
and see how 'to get your share. .
- BUSCH and
BEER ,es.
iture and Carpels
i
Regulator TAxlq
Tie Dalles. ForM iM Astoria
Navigation Co.' .
F"KtsBS.-l. ' " 3Ysi
strs. Regulator & Dal !&s City
FREIGHT AND PASSENGER LINE
- '' BETWEEN ., " , ' ,
The Dalles, Hood EiTer.Tascade pcks and Port-
jimii oaiiy, except fcunaai . "
GOOD ISERVjPE,' UOWEST RATES
J.re jou going v ; r- o to
If so, save money and. enjoy s DeatiHfaJ trip ori
the Columbia. Tbewe-t-bound train arrives at
The Dalles in ample lime for pnssentrere to take
the steamer, arriving In Portland In uine for the
outgoing eoutnern ana ttortoern trnins; East
bound passengeis arriving In The ales in time
to take the East-bound train.
f For further information apply to , ,
Jt. N. HARNEY, Agent, ' . '
Oak Street Dock. Portland. Oreeon,
; . Or W- C ALLAWAY, Gen. Agt,
" j ;- . Tha Dalles. Oregon
EAST and SOUTH via "
The Shasta Route
-OF THE
Southern Pacific Comp'y.
Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portland.
'OVERLAND
press, Salem, Kose-1
burg, Ashland, Bac- I
6:00 P.M.
i ram en to, Jgaen,ban :
VFraneiseo, Mojave, f
'9:30 A- M
lo8 Aigeies,ci raso, i
pW urlpnna . ami I
8:30 A. M.
Roseburg and way - ta
tions ....... .i1. ...
4:80 P. M
f Via Woodburn for 1
Alt Inrol alw,tin
Daily
' - except
Sundays.
. Daily
except
Sundays.
I West Scio, Browns-
viue,apringneia ana i
(.Natron j
(CorvalJIs and way; .
(stations . ..... . (
iMcMinnville and;
I way stations.. j
17:30 A. M
t4:50 P. M
t 5:50 Pv M
t 8:25 P,M
"Daily . t Daily, except Sunday. :
" DINIKG CARS ON OGDEJJ ROUTE.
PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS " .'. .
. AND SECOND-CLASS SLEEPING CARSs
Attached to all Through Trains.
Direct connection at ean Francisco with Occi
dental and Oriental and Pacific mail steamship
lines for JAPAN and CHINA. Sailing dates on
application.
Rates and tickets to Eastern points and Eu
rope. Also JAPAN, CHINA, HONOLULU and
AUSTRALIA, can be obtained from -.
. . . J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent.
Through Ticket Office, 184 Third street, where
through tickets to all points in the Eastern
States, Canada and Europe can be obtained at
lowest rates from
' J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent.
All, above trains arrive at and depart from
Grand Central Station. Filth and Irving streets
r YAMHILL DIVISION. - '
Passenger Depot, foot of- Jetterson street
Leave for OSWEGO, daily, except Sunday, at
7:20 a. m.- 12:15, .1:45, 6:25, 6:45, '"8:05 p. m.
(and 11:30 p. m. on Saturday only, nn. 8:40 a. m.
and 8:30 p. m. on Sundays only). ' Arrive at
Portland daily at 7:10 and 8:30 a m.; and 1:30,
4:15, 6:35 anrt 7:55 p. in.,' (and 10 a. m , 3'15 and
5:10 p. m. on Sundays only).
Leave for Sheridan, week days, at 4:30 p. m
Arrive at Portland, 9:30 a. m.
Leave for AIR LIE on Monday, Wednesday and
Friday at 9:40 a.m. Arrive at Portland, Tues
day, Thursday and Saturday at 8:05 p. m.
Except Sunday. "Except Saturday.
R. KOEHLER
Manager. -
G, H. MARKHAM,
Asst. G. F. dt Pass. Agt
HAS OPENED A
)arr;es5 SI?op
'- ' - ' . V ' " - , .
IN THE EAST END, in the Colum- '.
bia Feed Yard, opposite 8altmarshe's '
Stockyards, where he is readv to do
fill Kinds of Harness Work.
norse and bnpgy, we can undersell anyone in
th nit- TJtrtTlfr o TM-nAtlnnl V. .
do -oar-own- work. Carriage-trimming a spec
ialty. For enmple of our work, look at the Bma
tilla House 'Bus. . - - ,
A NEW MARKET.
FRUIT, VEGETABLES,
POULTBY, : T V
PISH AND GAME.'';
Chickens Dressed to Order.
' Promt Delivery to any part
of the city. ...
Phone 12. Third and Wafihington Sta
r'sVtt-rtJl
TAKEN CIV:
Came . to. my place last ?priog; a roan
PQdv, branded Q on right hip. Owner
can have the same by paying all charges.
V " S. A. Kisyon,
oct20 1m '.; Tygh Valley, Or:
WflLuPflPEfll
WALL PflPEHI
Just Received
5000
Rolls of Wall Paper. The
best ' patterns. The most
beautiful-colors.
New Invoice
of Paints and Oils. Any
color or brand supplied.
Snipes-fcly Drug Co.
DOORS, r
WINDOWS;
SHINGIS, " ; '
FJBE BRICK,
FIRE CLAY,
LIM3E, CEMENT, :
Window-Glass and
Picture Moulding.
Diilkjloro and Antelope
STAGE LINE.
Through by daylight via Grass Valley, Kent
and Cross Hollows.
DOUGLAS ALLEN, The Dalles.
- C. M. WH1TELAW. Antelope.:
Stages leave The Dalles from U n.atilla House
at 7 a. m., also from Antelope at 7:30 a. m. every
Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Connections
made at Antelope for PTineville, Mitchell and
points beyond. Close connections made at The
Dalles with railways, trains and boats
Stages from Antelope Teach The Dalles Tues
days, Thursdays and Saturdays at 1 :30 p. m.
RATES OF FADE.
Dalles to Deschutes. . ; X 00
do, Moro.... .' ". .. 150
do Grass Valley. ...... . ....... 225
do Kent. 3 00
do . Cross Hollows 4 50
Antelope to Cross Hollows . . . 1 50
do. Kent .- ..... 2 00
do Grass Valley.. -. .3 00
do . Moro. 1 .V . . . 3 50
do , DeeiChuees." 4 00
do. J: Dalles......... 5 00
Tr;c GoiumDia PaGRingCo.,
' PACKERS OF . "
PORKahd BEEF
MANUFACTOKEE8 OF
Fine Lard and Sausages.
Curers of BRAND
HAMS & BACON
. DRIED BEEF. ETC. .
J. S. 8CHBNK.
- , President.
H. M. Beat..,
Cashier
Ftost Hational Batik.
THE DALLES - ' - - OREGON!
A (general Banking Business transacted:
. Deposits received, subject to Sight t
Draft or Check. ; ' I
Collections made and proceeds promptly
remitted on day of collection.
Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on
JNew xorK, ban Francisco anc rort-
'land. '
DIREOTOKS.
D. P. TttoMPSOH. Jko. S. BchknckJ
Ed. M. Williaks, Gso. A. Libbz.
H. JM. Bbatx. -. '; . ;
LODQ poison
0
AEFECIAUTYSiSi'SS;:
Uiary BLOOD POISON permanently
Inured In 15to8S days. Toucan be treated a4
home for same price UDdersamegnaraa-,
i ty . If yon prefer to come here we win ooo-f
feracttODsTr&ilroadfareaiiclhotnlbilla nrt
0
Boebsws, If we fail to core. If you have taken mer
cury, iodide potash, wid still have aches and
pains. Mucous Patches in mouth. Sore Throat,)
Pimples,' Copper Colored Spots, Clcers on
any part of the body, 11 air or Eyebrows fallinp
out. it is this Secondary liLOOl POISON
we narantee to cure. We solicit the most obati
Date cases and ctaalLsiitre the world for B.
case we cannot cure. This disease has always
baflle4i tHkill of trie most eminent physi-t
clans. SOO,000 eapltal beh ud on; aneondi
Uonal e-uarmnty. Absolute joroofn sent sealed on
applies tiioo.. Address COOK.