CM J Tt3 Dalles Daily Ctocids. THK DALLES, OICKUON Advertising- Katei. Per inch. One inch or less in Daily 11 60 . Over two inches and under four inches 1 00 Over four inches and under twelve Inches. . 75 Oyer twelve inches 50 DAILY AND WEEKLY. ' j One inch or less, per inch. 12 50 . Over one inch and under four inches . 2 00 , Over four inches and under twelve inches. . 1 50 j Over twelve inches . 100. ""to make mummies. I A New York Association to Go Into That Business. The Object la to Preierve the Entire Population for Future Reference A Simple and Thoroish Froceaa. To a great many people the most hor rible thing about death is the idea of decomposition in the dark gloom Of the grave. The thought of the finish of a human career is not a delicate one in any of its aspects. But now, comes the Sanitary Mausoleum association, and offers for the paltry sum of $70 to pre serve your physical being for all time, and give you a home in a marble buildr ing where you may be on view for your friends and relatives as long as any of them are left to look. If you are a millionaire, you may ar range it so that your grateful heirs may see you after death. If you are a pub lic benefactor there is no need to perpet uate you in carven image of stone. You may have a resting place on the edge of the town where all who come may see what manner of man you were. It may even come about that in after years your tangible person will be an exhibit in an art museum. Time may make anything of you, but it cannot change. That is what the newly-organized as sociation guarantees. In other words, the association of fers to New York citizens an oppor tunity to imitate, the enduring Pha roahs and become mummies. There is nothing about the proposed process to offend the most refined mind. It has an advantage over the lost Egyp tian art in that the Egyptian dead were wrapped from head to foot in grass cloths, and in many cases the human form looked like a bale of cloth, not even the features being visible. The Amer ican mummy will be created without re moving the burial clothes from the body, and except for the discoloration of the face, the mummy will look just as did the subject when arrayed for the final services. Curiously enough, an American cli matic condition suggested the process. Out west there are torrid deserts over which sweep hot, dry winds. Men die in these deserts, and months after death the body lying exposed upon the sands -will remain almost perfect, decomposi tion Toeing delayed by the preserving -quality of the dry air. Cattle die on the trails from thirst and lie in the sun through countless weeks before there is any appearance of decay. - The medical student murderer, Theo dore Durrant, of San Francisco, knew .something of the value of dry air as a preservative. When he killed his first victim, Blanch Lamont, in a church, he carried the body high U(p into the belfry. The belfry windows were slats like those of an ordinary window blind, and the wind swept through almost un impeded. Durrant stripped the body and composed it carefully on the Itoor and left it there. Two weeks later, when it was found, there were small evidences of decay. The new association will mummify by the dry-air process. It is simplicity itself. The mausoleum is the first thing to be built. The plans for it are drawn. It is an immense building cap able of giving room to 15,000 bodies. It is to be conctructed in the form of a cross. When the funeral services are over the body is taken directly to the mausoleum and placed in an individual vault. There is ncdisturbanee of the remains. A small hole is bored in the head of the coffin, and a Similar one in the foot. At the head is inserted a rubber tube. This tube connects with a fan ma chine. The machine is set going, and creates a folast of air, which is blown over an open vat of sulphuric acid. The chemical action of the acid upon the air is to remove all moisture from it, and the uir is conveyed perfectly dry into the tube and through the tube to the interior of the coffin, i The tube at the foot is 'to carry the air off. After leaving the coffin the air passes throught a hot furnace and re turns to the world through a tall chim ney. The object' of the furnace is to kill any infectious germs which the air might have caug-ht up in passing through the coffin. FOr 30 days the human body lies in a breeze; then the fun stops, the tubes are removed; the cofnn is sealed, and there you are, and there you will stay as long as time lasts. Each coffin is assigned to a vault that is sealed or not as the relatives wish. You may have a vault with glass doors, so that if you de tire it you may be pa view to solicitous friends. That is entirely a matter of taste. The cost for an ordinary vault w'th the air process will not be more than $70. There will be richer vaults for richer occupants, but the rich man gets do more mummy than the poor one. N. Y. Journal. . " ': . Hrwa and Saahea. '' ' Z Dark red linens are eut with the loose French blouse to show a g-nimpe of ac cordion plaited ivory satin and finished at the neck with applied g-uipure.' Bows of ribbon on the shoulders have re turned with the gTiimpes." These bows are made with many loops and look like a rosette. Another innovation is trimmed sashes. Ribbon or , muslin, they tie at the Back in a small bow, and the ends fall to the hem of the gown. Kach side is trimmed with narrow lace ruffles, or fine plaitingfs of Swiss or muslin. This is one of the prettiest fashions of the season, and will be re joiced in by youthful looking' matrons. Leisure Hours. Had an Alternative. Pilrey And because you couldn't find a nickel to pay the fare, did the con ductor make you get off and walk? Jayson No, he only made me get pff. Icould have sat on the street if I'd want ed to. Koxbury Gazette. A few weeks ago one the most extra-" onlinarv fish ever known came to light in rVvmiHhire. It was a chub found in a muddy pool, a:id certainly it was as hMeou? a thing as one could imagine. It was imprisoned in - a sorf' of rage formed of the roots of an elm tree which prrij-cted under the water, and it had evidently wormed its way into the pris on when (juite small. Being unable to find its vy out, it wns forced to row in th shape of the cage, instead .f the natural form that all chubs should tke. With no loom to develop this fish"-' tail had disappeared altogether, save for a little deformed stump that had'wedcd its way between the roots -of the tree. The back fin had also vanished fur there was no room for it to grow in. The whole body of the liK-kless chub was distorted and it had grown into the gnarled and twisted- form of the root cage. The scales were" encrusted wilh mud and arranged in layers like roof slates. It is a puzzle to inunngine how the fish fed and liyed timing its growing years in that watery prision, and what it done w hen times were hard and no food came by. It seemed contented enough and was certainly healthy and sirosjin spite of its distorted shape. "The worst cold 1 ever iiad in mv life was cured by Chamberlain's ' Couiih Remedy," w.ites W.U. Norton, of Sutt-r Creek, Cal. "This cold left me with a oiiih and I was expectorating .all the lime. The remedy cured me and J want all mr friends when troubled with a cjugh or cold to' use if, for it will do them good. Sold by Blakeley & Hough ton. NOTICE. I have a stray horse, a roan, 9 years old, branded with' a figure 2 on the riaht Lip, at my pU.ce on three mile. The owner can have the same by paying tlie cost of this adve-tisiMnent and proving property. : . Setii Moicuan. The Dalles. BUSINESS VICISSITUDES. How NatlonM Have Encroached I'pon One Aiolher'a Trade. : The annals of commerce" are not en tirely without a spice of "romance. There is a little retributive justice that savors of the novelist's art- in the way the spoiler is sometimes spoiled in busi ness relations. In an article entitled "Made in Japan," 'the Pull Mall Gazette shows how nations have encroached upon one another's business, . and reaped for a time a rich harvest, only to see the same tactics employed' by a rival people, and be forced' to stand aside while the trade slipped, from their hands into the keeping of another na tion. I In, old times the Dutch, by importing English clay, made a good profit 'out of imitations of Chinese porcelain, and presently the Dutch product became es tablished in the markets of the world as Delft ware. But the Dutchman was no more se cure in his profitable trade than had been his predecessor,' the Chinaman. The English potters took to copying-the Dutch patterns, and sold their pottery much cheaper, and the north of Eng land became headquarters for the Delft china. Again,' however, the spoiler has been spoiled. Of late the Japanese have made themselves masters of the art of repro ducing the patterns best Hked in Eng--landi, and have begum to encroach on the domain long monopolized by the Eng lish potter. The Japanese product is finer and stronger, and above all cheap er than the best English ware, and Japan is providing the markets with, goods which were originally a Chines monopoly. Cooked by- Cold. Anyone who has ever picked up with a bare hand a piece of intensely-. cold iron knows that the touch burns al most as badly as if the metal were red hot. Indeed, the action of great heat and extreme cold are so similar that a Hungarian chemist has turned the lat ter to account to prepare meats for food. He subjects the meat to 60 de grees of frost, and then seals it up in air-tight tin cans. The result is that the meat, which is practically "cooked by cold," will keep any time, and can be eaten with very little further prep aration. Cincinnati Enquirer. . - -. THE NE7 YORiCVORLD THRICE-fl-WEEK EDITION. IK Pages a Week. 156 Papers a Year It stands first among '"weekly" papers in size,' frequency of publication freshness, variety and reliability of. con tents. It js practically a daily at the low price o a weekly ; and its vast list of subscribers, extending to every state and territory of the Union and foreign coun tries, will vouch for the accuracy and fairness of its news columns. It is splendidly illustrated, and among its epecial features are a fine humor page, exhaustive market reports, all the latest fashions for women and a Ion series of stories by the greatest living American and English authors, - Cunan Doyle, Jerome K. Jeroma, . Stanley Weyman. ' Mary K. Witklon Anthony Hope, Bret H arte, Brander Matthews, Etc. We offer this unequaled newspaper and The Dalles Twice-a-Week Chronicle to gether one year for f 2.00. The regular price of fhe two papers is $3.00. 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Notice is hereby given that by au thority of ordinance No. ii9-J, which passed the Common Council of Dalles City April 10th, 1897, entitled, "An or dihance to provide for the "ale of certain lots belonging to Dalles City," I will, on Saturday, the lolh dav of May, 1897, sell at public auction, to the highest bidder, all the following lots and parts of lots in Gates addition to Dalles City, Wasco county, Oregon, to-wit: xts 9 and 10 jointly, in block 14; lots 7, 8, 9 and 10; jointlv in block 15 ; lots 7, 8, 9, and 10, jointly in block 21, known as butte; lots 10, 11 and 12, in olock 27 ; lot 9 in block 34 ; lots . 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 35; lots 2, 3, 4, 8, 9, 10, 11 and 12, in block 36; lots 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. 8, 9, 10, 11 and 12, in block 37; lpts 1. 2, 3, 4, 5, G, 8, 9, 10, 11 and 12, in block 42 ; lots 1. 2, 3, 4, 5. 9, 10 and 11. in block 43; lots 1. 2, 3, 7, 10-11 and 12, in bloc 41, and lote 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, in block 4b. ' The reasonable value of sa.'i lots, for less than which they will no ie sold, has been fixed and determine by the Common Council of Dalles City as fol lows, to-wit : Lots 9 and 10, in block 14, $150; lots 7, 8, 9 and 10, jointly in block 15, $200; lois7, 8, 9 and 10, jointlv in block 21, 200; lot 10, in block 27, $225; lot 11, in block 27, $225 ; lot 12. in block 27, $300; lot 9, in block 34, $100; lots 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 35, each respect ively $100; lots 6 and 7, in block 35, each respectively $125 ; lots 2, 3, 4, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 36, each respectively $100 ; lot 12, in block 36. $125 ; lots 3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 37, each re spectively $100; lots 6, 7 and 12, in block 37, each respectively $125; lots 2, 3, 10 and - 11, in block 41, esch respectively $100; lots 1, 7 and 12, in block 41 . each respectively $125: Jots 3. -4, 5,8,9, 10 and 11, in block 42, each respectively $100 ; lot s , 6 and 12, in block 42, each respectively $125; lots 2, 3,4, 5,9, 10 and 11, in block 43, each respectively $100; lot 1, in block 43, $125; lots 2, 3, 4 and 5, in block 40, each respectively $100; lots 1 and 6, in . block 46, each respectively $125. . Each of these lots will be sold upon the-lot respectively, and none of them will be sold for a less sum than the value thereof, as above stated. One-fourth of the price bid on any of said lots shall be paid in cash at the time of sale, and the remainder in three equal payments on or before, one, two and three years from the date of said sale, with interest on such deferred pay ments at the rate of 10 per cent per annum, payable annually; provided that the payment may be made in full at any time at the option of the pur chaser. ' The said sale will begin on the 15th day of May, 1897, at the hour of 2 o'j'ock p. m. of said day, and will con tinue from time to time until all of said lots shall be sold. Dated this 13ih day of April, 1897. Soger B. Siskott, Recorder of Dalles City. This la Your Opportunity. 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