Ths Dalles Daily Chroniela. The only Republican Daily Newspapet on Waco County.. EASTERN OFFICE SiO to $34 Temple Court, N. Y. City. E. KATZ,. Agent. SATURDAY - - NOVEMBER 6, 1897 NEEDED KNOWLEDGE. Mr. Killin, Benton Killin, he of the rotund head and gobular body; he who was appointed one of a select committee of two to ' investigate the southern shores of Alaska, with a view to ascertaining the values and possibilities of that strip for kitchen gardens, small fruits aDd diversified agriculture, has returned. Not only has he returned, but he has reported; and not only has he reported, but he has confirmed the vague ideas poss. essed by most people that Alaska as an agricultural country will not averge more than three in a scale of 37. Mr. Kil)''n l . i i .-.i. garden truck can be grown very cheaply along the southern coast by being planted in Washington, Cali fornia ami Oregon, and transplanted by saiiiiiir vessels when the garden sass is ripe. ' The herring and codfish grounds are inexhaustible. The grasses will grow luxuriantly, and by clearing the land, some snow-bound philanthropist can make two blades grow where one grew before. Benton tells all this cheerfully, seemingly unconscious of the homely bid Persian proverb that "lie who tells all that he knows, often tells more than he knows." Of course Benton has not told much, but there is not much to tell. The department bas secured through him and his col Jeague information much needed hy it, and we would suggest that the commission be sent still further north to pry into the possibilities of grow ing garden truck on the Coppermine, or raising beans by subsoiling the remains of Professor Andree's bal loon. DIRTY W03IAS. Portland ladies are agitating the subject of short skirts ; but while all seem to indorse the wearing of skirts reaching only to the shoe tops, none of them wear them. - The most senseless thing of all the hundreds of millions of senseless things woman has been guilty of, from marrying Adam to riding a bike, the wearing of skirts that dragged the dirt is the most utterly imbecile and defenseless. Yet, re gardless of weather, the dainty dim itied darlings will don snowy linen or immaculate silk and then start down town on a street sweeping ex pedition. In half an hour's wa'k their skirts have dragged , together and dropped at the crossings or grat ings innumerable little piles of cigar stubs, tobacco quids, half burned matches, old papers, and the Glth and garbage pertaining to the street. These, heaven knows (if heaven takes cognizance of such things) are bad enough, but besides this collection the skirt has gathered other riches. For instance, a small section of lung discarded by some poor devil who had no use for it; specimens of a dozen different varieties of catarrh; expectorations in nineteen dead lan guages, and a hundred other evi dences of civilization. The worst of these she takes home with her to dry around tbe house ere the3r go out to mak the heart and stomach of the washerwoman glad. Man individually and collectivelj is a dirty brute, or these things would not .be on the street; but, being there, we see no reason why any wonian should desie to gather them in her skirts. WHAT II E WILL DO. Just prior to last Tuesday's elec tions, .: Henry Watterson said in his paper, the Courier Journal: "If the gold Democratic candidate in Ken tucky should prove to have an in- considerable vote, the gold Demo crats would abide by the verdict of a sufficient Democratic majority, and "would certainly not embroil and embitter their lives by a pro longed struggle against such odds to save the country and the party from the abyss of the revolution to which the preachments of men like Mr. Bryan of Nebraska and Henry George, to say nothing about Senator Tillman and Governor Altgeld, are hurrying all who follow their lead. What the rest can stand, we can stand. We are Democrats, not Re publicans, and, if it. be the destiny of the country, to become the sport and prey of the professional partisan pol iticians, swinging the pendulum from one to the other dizzy height of rad icalism, we shall go with the organ ized fools rather than the organized knaves; though we do not want to go with either." As Mr. WattersoH casts his eagle glance over the returns, and finds that the gold wing of the Demo cratic paity had not even pin feath ei s on it, he will probably be not only dazed, but disorganized. How ever, Henry is a man of his voi'd, and will enroll himself among thoce whom he has classed as "organized fools." Dr. Kins' few Dlncovery for Cosonip ' tlon. This is the best medicine in the world for all forms of Coughs, Colds and Con sumption. Every bottle is gauranteed. It will cure and not disappoint. It has no eqaal for Wboopine Cough, Asthma, Hay Fever, Pneumonia, Bronchitis, La Grippe, .Cold in the Head and Consump tion. It is eafe for all' agee, pleasant to take, and, above all, a sure cure. It is always we'.i to take Dr. King's New Life Pills in connection with Dr. King's New Diecovery, as they regulate and tone the stomach and bowels. We guarantee per fect satisfaction or return money. Free trial bottles at Blakeley & Houghton's Drug Store. Regular size 50 cents and $1.00. - - ' The three-year-old boy of J. A. John son, of Lynn Center. 111., is subject to attacks of croup. Mr. Johnson says he is sure that the timely use of Cham berlain's Cough Remedy, during a se vere attack, saved hie boy's life. He ia in the drug business, a member of the firm of Johnson Bros., ot that place, and they handle a great many patent med icines for throat and lung diseases. He bad all these to select from, and skilled physicians to answer to his call, but se lected this remedy for use in his own home at a time when his boy's life was in danger, because he knew it to be su perior to any other, and famous the country over tor its cures of the croup. Mr. Johnson says this is the best selling cough medicine they handle, and that it gives splendid satisfaction in all cases. Sold by Blakeley & Houghton. State of Ohio, City of Toledo) Lucas County, ) Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is the senior partner of tbe firm of F. J. Cheney & Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and etate afore said, and that said firm will pay the sum of One Hundred Dollars for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure. Frank J. Cheney. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1896. A. W. Gleason, seal' . Notary Public Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internal ly and acts directly on the blood and mucuos surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. Cheney a Co., Toledo, O. fiSold by Druggists, 75c. No. 3-11 Teachers Examination.' Notice is . hereby given 1 that for the purpose of making an examination of all persons who may offer themselves as candidates tor teachers of tbe schools of this county, the county school superin tendent thereof will hold a public exam ination in The Dalles, Oregon, begin ning Wednesday, November 10, at 1 o'clock p. m. C. L. Gilbert. tf Wasco County School Sapt. Ask your Druggist for a generous IO CENT TRIAL SIZE. Ely s Cream Balm contains no cocaine, mercury nor any other injurious drug. It is quickly Absorbed. :atarru U1IW awi a ek vuvu- , fc It opens and cleanses 5T OLD 'N HEAD All&va Inflammation Heals and Protects tbe Membrane. Restores the 6eues of Taste and Smell. Full Size 60c ; Trial Size 10c.; at DruntrietBor ny mail. . JiLY BROTHEKS, 50 Warren Street, New York. n n n m r TV YOU r, nothing rs i it tu r? line GENUINE k1$- ' Toa vrnl fiud ons coupon Ja'('' j 'iii I , ! ' . ' ,f : inside eaoh two ou .ice bajr fllti4T I 1 tftyVN;v:ii!l:i:i!i, !. i M I end twoeouDons Inside each ' I 1 J . VIS I fourounccbaeorBIacktvell's I f Special pea to Of The Chronicle office is the v Job priitip t , D?partnei?t. : We have better facilities for doing- artistic -work in this line . than any office in Eastern Ore- - . , g"on, and this branch of our busi- . ness is in the hands of expert ' J workmen. T omparisoi? . s both as to high grade work and V -J . v reasonable prices. " j ' ( - ' 1 y . tyropiIe pub.a. Wholesale. JVIflLiT IiIQUOftS, CUines and Cigaps . THE CELEBRATED. ANHEUSER HOP GOLD Anb.euser-Bn.sch. Malt Nutrine, . a non-alcoholic beverage, tmequaled as a tonic. STUBLING & WILLIAMS. icThere is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its Jlooa ,. leads on to fortune" , The poet unauestionablv had reference to the Closing Out Sale of Furniture a od Carpets at'cRANDALi. & BURGET'S, Who are selling those goods out"vat greatly-reduced rat MICHELBACH BRIOK. - UNION T. Job Printing Tf !iiSS2jSflW Ust of v-luable presents and - BUSCH and BEER and In bottles. at This Office, Regulator Xiine Tie Dalles. Portal and Astoria Navigation Co.' . n strs. Regulator & Dalles City FREIGHT AND PASSENGER LINE BETWEEN The Dalles, Hood River, Cascade Locks and Port land daily, eictpt Sunday. GOOD (SERVICE, LOWEST RATES - (down the vallei Are you going o to ;:: ( EASTERN OREGON ? II so. save money and enjoy Beautiful triK on the Columbia. Tbe we t-bound train arrives at Tbe Dalles ia ample time for passengers to take the steamer. arriviiiK in Portland in time lor the outgoing Southern and Northern trains; East- couna pnssengeis arriving in lne jvaiies in time to take the East-bound train. - For further information apply to J. N. HARXEY, Agent, - " . Oak Street Doek. Portland. Oregon - Or W C. A1XAWAY, Gen. Agt., The Dalles. Oregon - EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route OF THE Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portland. OVERLAND EX--) press, Salem, Bose- ' burg, Ashland, Bac- j G:00 P. M Franclseo, Mojave, f Los Angeles, El Paso, j I New Orleans and I (.East J Koseburg and way ta- tions f Via Woodburn for 1 I MUAneel. Silverton. I 9:30 A. M 8:30 A. M 4:30 P.M Daily except Sundays. Daily except Sundays. West 6cio, Browns- I ville,Springfield and (.Natron J 17:00 A. M t4:50 P.M. (Corvallis and wayj t 5:50 P.M stations ( i JMcMiunville a n dj-jt 8:25P.M ( way stations S "Daily. t Doily, except Sunday. DINING CAR3 ON OGDEN ROUTE. PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS AND SECOND-CLASS SLEEPING-CARS Attached to all Through Trains. Direct connection at Kan Francisco with Occi dental and Oriental and PacUic mail steamship lines for JAPAN and CHINA. Sailing dates on a I plication. , Kates and tickets to Eastern points and En rope. Also JAPAN, CHINA, HONOLULU and AUSTRALIA, can be obtained from J. B. K.IRKLA.ND, Ticket Agent. Through Ticket Oflicc, 134 Third street, where through tickets to all points in the Eastern States, Canada and Europe can be obtained at lowest rates from J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent. All above trains arrive at and depart irom Grand Central Station, Fifth and Irving street YAMHILL DIVISION". Passenger Depot, foot of JeOerson street. Leave for OSWEGO, daily, except Sunday,' at 7:20 a. m.; 12:15, 1:45, 5r25, 6:45, 8:05 p. m. (and 11:30 p. m. on Saturday only, and 8:40 a. m. and 3:30 p. id. on Sundays only). Arrive at Portland daily at "7:10 and 8:30 a m.; and 1:30, 4:15, 6:35 and 7:55, p. m., (and 10 a, m , 3-15 and 5:10 p. m. on Sundays only). Leave for Sheridan, week days, at 4:30 p. m Arrive at Portland, 9:30 a. m. Ieave for AIRLIE on Monday, Wednesday and Fri-iay at 9:40 a.m. Arrive at Portland, Tues day, Thursday and Saturday at 8:05 p. m. Except Sunday. "Except Saturday. R. KOEHLER, T H. MARK HAM, Manager. . . . - Asst. G. F. Hi Pass. Agt , JOSEPH SHAllflOfl HAS OPENED A J-Jarr;es5 SI?op IN THE EAST END, in the Colum bia Feed Yard, opposite Saltmarsbe's Stockyards, where he is readv to do fill Kinds of Harness Work. As we keep no servant girls and don't sport a horse and buggy, we can undersell anyone in the city. Being a practical harness-maker, we do our ewn work. Carriage-trimming a spec ialty. For sample of our work, look at the tlma tilla House 'Bus. - A NEWMARKET. FRUIT VEGETABLES, POULTRY, FISH AND GAME. " . Chickens Dre3sed to Order. Promt Delivery to any part ' of the city. - A. 35T. VARNEY, Phone 12. Third and Washineton Sts TAKEN VSV. . Came to my place last spring, a roan pony, branded O on right bip. Owner can have the eatne by paying all charges. S. A. Kin yon, .. oct20 lm . Tygh Valley, Or. I I YflLL PflPEHI WALL PAPEPJ Just Received 5000 Rolls of Wall Paper. . The best patterns. The most beautiful colors. New Invoice of Paints and Oils. Any color or brand supplied. Snipes-Kmersly Drug Co. DOORS, WINDOWS, SHINGLES, FIRE BRICK, FIRE CLAY, , LIME, CEMENT, Window-Glass and Picture Moulding. ZE3I- 3- Xj JEj ZLST 3ST. Dalies, Moro and Antelope STAGE LINE. Through by daylignt via Grass Valley, Kent and Cross Hollows. DOUGLAS ALLEN, The Dalles. C. &I. WH1TELAW, Antelope. Stages leave The Dalles from Umatilla House at 7 a. m., also from Antelope at 7:30 a. m. every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Connections made at Antelope for PrineviUe, Mitchell and points beyond. Close connections made at The Dalles with railways, trains and boats. Stages from Antelope reach The Dalles Tues days, Thursdays and Saturdays at 1 :30 p. m. BATES OF FAME. Dalles to Deschutes : 1 00 do Moro '. .... 1 50 do ' Grass Valley 2 25 do - Kent 8 00 do ' Cross Hollows 4 50 Antelope to Cross Hollows 1 50 do Kent. ...... 2 00 do Grass Valley . .. ...3 00 do Moro : . 3 50 do Deschuees 4 00 do Dalles 500 Tfie Columbia Packicg Co.. PACKERS OF PORK and BEEF MAKUFACT0HEK8 OF Fine Lard and Sausages. Curers of BRAND HAMS & BACON DRIED BEEF. ETC. J. 8. BCHESK. President. H. M. Beam., Cashier First Kational Bank. THE DALLES - - - . OREGON A fcrenerai Banking Business transacted Deposits received, subject to Sight Draft or Check. ' Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on day of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, San Francisco and Port land. DIRBOTOKS D. P. Thompson. Jno. S. Schbnck. El. M. WlLL.IAl8, Gko. A. Lisbs. H. M. Bbaix. fnlLDDD PDISOH 01 ondaryorTer- itiary ULOOO POISON permanently 4 cured in 16 to 35 days. Toucan be treated at j homef orsame price under same guaraa J ty. If you prefer to come here we will con J" tracttoDavr&Hrmdfareandhotelbllit.iirMl M C?riF-rai M I " V Pcimarr. Am. tioeharge, if we fail to cure. If yon have taken mer cury, iodide potash and still have aches and pains, MucoasVatch.es in month. Sore Throat. Pimples, Copper Colored Spots, Ulcers on any part of the body, H air or Eyebrows fall in e oat, it Is this Secondary BLOOD POISoft we guarantee to cure. We solicit the most obsti nate cases and cliaUeneo the world for a case we cannot euro. Tbis disease has always baffled the skill of the most ennlnent physi cians. S3 00,000 capital behind our uncondW tional guaranty. Absolate proofti sent sealed on application. Address COOK REMEDY CO CS4ttaaonio Temple, CHlCA.UO 1XJU J-