CO Tb3 Dalles Dally Chrcia. XII K DALLES, OKEiiU.N Advertising; Kte. Per inch ...11 SO .... 1 00 One luch or less In Dully Over two inches and under four iucbes ' Over four Inches and under twelve Inches. Over twelve inches -. DAILY AKD WEEKLY. One inch or less, per iuch Over one iuch and under four inches Over four inches aud under twelve inches. Over twelve inches SO $2 50 2 00 1 50 . 1 00 PERSONAL. MENTION. ("Jorii-itv dimmiasioner Rlowers. who i has been in bumpter for several ilnv. arrived home this morning, well pleased with that section. Mrs. J. C. Hertz of The Dalles arrived in this city by last night's overland train and will sojourn here for several weeks, the gneet of her mother, Mr. Kosa Bernardi, of No. 95. liieh street, lire. Her z was formerly Miss Lilv Ber nard!. Salem Statesman. Mrs. Emily Spillman of Lswience After some momenta, the princess re county, Missouri, arrived here Sat iir.ly lumed. Now many a child would and is visaing her dauehter Mre. 1. J. T fc t do know a diffi Cooper. Before returning East she will . I , . , , , - .. vif.ither.on, Profeor Spillman. of the There ,s much splendor, but Washington Agricultural College. ,.f . yudx responsibility. Pullman. The princess having lifted up the fore BORN. ' f In this city, Tuesday, Nov. 2. 1897. to ' I Mr. and Mrs. Wm. tilasius, a daughter, i . iiiki. ! In this city. Wednesday, Nov. 31. '-f tuberculosis, ' Willie Woodard, aged 17 year, j The funeral will take place from the home of his grandmother, Mrs. Mont gomery, uri Fourth street, at 2 o'clock totnorU'W afternoon. taken it i'. j Came to my place lapt sprinp, a ronn liny, branded O on right hip. Owner ran have the same by paying all chorges. S. A. KlNYON, I .ctJ0 ltn Tyith Valley, Or. Cavtt in toar Checks. All county warrants registered prior to July 7, 1893, will be paid at my office. " Interest ceases after Oct. ''7iii, 1897. C. L. Phillips, Conntv Treafnrfr. AN UNDERTAKER'S DILEMMA. He Wanted to Pawn n Casket to Bar m Shroud. ' "I have bad many queer experiences in my business," said a pawnbroker whose three gilt balls hang in the vi cinity of Twelfth street and Columbia avenue, says the Philadelphia Record, "but I ran up against something the other day that simply took my breath away. A man very shabbily dressed in black, and looking like a broken down minister, came into the private office and asked to see the proprietor. I went out to him. 'I'm an undertaker,' said he, 'and I want you to help me out of a difficulty. You can do it without any risk to yourself if' you want to. I may as well confess to you that busi ness is pretty bad with me, but I've got a case now which will pay me well, if. I can only carry it through. I just need a little money to do so. You see, I've failed in my business several times, and it's pretty hard for me to get credit, but. 'Well, well, hurry up,' I inter rupted. 'What do you want me to do? 'I'm coming to that now, said he; 'I was going to say that I managed to pre vail on the cabinetmaker to give me a casket on time, so I've got that all right. But the relatives of the deceased re fuse to advance me any money until I've supplied the shroud. I haven't got a cent, and the funeral is fixed for to day. Now, I want you to take the cas ket with its silver trimmings as a pledge, and give me enough money on it to buy a shroud. Then, you see, I can get enough from the bereaved fami ly to redeem the casket in time for the funeral. What do you say?' I told him, after I had recovered my breath, that I couldn't think of such a thing, and he went away very despondent. I don't know how he got out of his difficulty, or whether the deceased has been buried yet." DIGNITY DIDN'T PAY. 'A Potmater Who Licked on Stamps : When Requested. f The post office at Grass Valley was tot the back end ot a "general" store, end the postmaster, who was-also the proprietor of the store, says the Detroit Tree Press,, was weighing me out some tobacco, when a solid, middle-aged wom an came and slammed a two-cent piece down on the counter and exclaimed: "Stamp two-centerf" ' The postmaster handed her one, but she waved it away and pitched a letter at his head and said: j . "Lick er on." I f He promptly and humbly obeyed, find as the woman walked away, I asked : "Don't people out this way lick on itheir own postage stamps?" t "Yes, most of 'em, but that woman is rather particular, and I don't want to take chances again," . I "Chances on what?" t "Well she came in here about six months ago for the first time, and bought a stamp and commanded me to lick.' I laid back on. my dignity and refused, and she turned- around and lucked the head out of a bar'l of N. O. molasses acid I lost about $11 by the (operation. As my salary as postmaster 5s only $23 a year I can't take no more chanceB." HEIR TO THE TH30NE. How Prince VU-torla Was Told of Her Chnnrc of Succession. Many interesting stories of the "Girl hood Days of England's Queen" are told in an article in St. Xicholas, written by James Cassidy. Mr. Cassity quotes the! following' from a letter written to the queen by hex former governess, Bar oness Lehzen: .- I ask your majesty leave to cite some remarkable words of your majesty when only 12 years old, while the re gency bill was still in progress. I then said to the duchess of Kent that now for the first time your majesty ought to know your place in the succession. Her royal highness agreed with me, and I put the genealogical table into the his- torical hook. When Dr. Daws fthe in- structor of the princess and afterwards bishop of Peterborough) was gone, the princess again opened the book, as usual, and, noticing the additional pa per, said: "I never saw that before." "It was not thought necessary, you should, princess," I answered. "I see I am nearer the throne than, I thought." v "So it ia. madam." I said. finger of her little hand saying: "I will be good, dear Lehzen, I will be good," I then said: "But your Aunt Adelaide is still young-, ami may have children; and, of course, they will ascend the throne after their father William IV., and not you, princess." The princess answered: "And, if that were so, I should never feel disappoint ed, for I know, by the love Aunt Ade laide bears for me, how fond she is of children." ANCIENT SUICIDES. A Helnooi Crime, and Indian! tie Were Heaped Upon the Rodieaw ' Among the early Greeks suicide was uncommon until they became contam inated by Roman influence, says a (Writer in Lippincott's. Their religious leaching, unlike that of their Asiatic contemporaries, was strongly opposed to self-destruction. While a pure and: manly nation, they regarded it as a heinous crime, and laws existed which heaped indignity upon the body of the suicide. By an Athenian law the corpse was not .buried until after sunset, and the hand which hadi done the. deedi presumably the right hand' was cut off and buried separately, as having been a traitor to its owner. The only suicides ever spoken of with respect, or anything approaching com mendation, by the early fireeks, were those of a purely patriotic character, like those of Themistocles and King1 Codrus, both of whom were considered patriots. The latter, when the Her aclidae invaded Attica, went down dis guised among the enemy with the in tention of getting slain, and; hav ing picked a- quarrel with some soldiers, succeeded in his object. The reason for this act was that the oracle had pronounced that the leader of the conquering army must, fall; and the king sacrificed his life in order that his troops might be victorious and his country saved. Themistocles is said to have committed suicide rather than lead the Persians against his own peo pie. - . 4 HE KNEW WHO WORE SOCKS. Clever Trick Played on a' German General by a Subaltern Ofilcer. Under orders existing some time ago, men in the German army, wore at will either socks or fuszlappcn (a species of bandage) on their feet. During an in spection, relates the San Francisco Argonaut, a certain general asked a subaltern officer what his men wore on their feet. He replied that some wore socks and some lappen about 70 per cent, socks. The general further asked him if he knew what each individual wore. He was answered promptly in the affirmative. : "What." said the gen eral, pointing to a man in the- ranks, "does this man wear?" "Socks," was the response; and on the m;in taking off a boot on the general's order, a sock was found to incase the foot. The same test applied in several cases pro- ducedi the same result. The general was highly impressed with the inti- mate knowledge of detail displayed by fthe subaltern, but the lad disclosed subsequently to his brother officers the simple device which procured him such. Jtuoos rlis men, by his order, had1 all a sock on one foot and a fuszlappen on the other. They were instructed to note carefully the answer given by their officer, and to remove the boot which, would disclose a verification of his as sertion. Balloon Accidents. "The cause of so many balloon acci dents," says AeronaufWilliam Kendall, of Philadelphia, "lies in the fact that the beginner doesn't realize -what a del icate piece of mechanism a balloon is, and after having been em ploy edt about a Iballoon outfit for one season he imag ines he knows it all. Thesetpeople man age to get a balloon, usually ' an old, ,weather-eaten affair, and then secure an engagement at some amusement, ipark. Statistics show that nine out of every ten, such aeronauts meet with ac cidents. In one week seven parachute leapers were injured, some fatally, and during the season of 1896 no less than 47 aeronauts were killed. And in nine pases out of ten it is all because' they haven't mastered the intricacies of itheir profession." ! NOTICE-SALE OF CITY LOTS. Notice is hereby given that by au thority of ordinance No. 292, which passed the Common Council of Dalles City April 10th, 1897, entitled, "An or dinance to provide for the "ale of certain lots belonging to Dalles City," I will, on Saturday, the 15lh day of May, 1897, sell at public auction, to the highest bidder, all the following lots and parts of lots in Gates addition to Dalles City, Wasco county. Oregon, to-wit: lxts 9 and 10 jointly, in block 14; lots 7, 8. 9 and 10, jointly in block 15 ; lots 7, 8, 9, and 10, jointly in block 21, known as butte; lots 10, 11 and 12, in nlock 27 ; lot 9 in block 34 ; lots 2, 3, 4, 5. 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 35; lots 2, 3, 4, 8,-9,-10, Hand 12, in block 36; lots 3, 4. 5, 6, 7. 8, 9, 10, 11 and 12, in block 37; lots 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 0, 8, 9, 10, 11 and 12, in block 42 ; lots 1. 2, 3, 4, 5. 9, 10 and 11, in block 43; lots 1. 2, 7, 10, 11 ami 12, in bloc". 41, and lots 1, 2. 3, 4, 5, 6, in block 4b. . The reasonable Yaiue of sa.-:- tots, for less than which they will no. i-e sold, has. been fixed ncd determineu by the Common Council of Dalles City as fol lows, to-wit : Lota 9 and 10, in block 14, $150; lots 7, 8. 9 and 10, jointly in block 15, $200; lots 7, 8, 9 and 10, jointly in block 21, 5200; lot 10, in block 27, $225 ; lot 11, in l.l. ck 27, $225; lot 12, in block 27, $300; lot 9, in block 34, $100 ; lots 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 35, each respect ively $100; lots 6 and 7, in block 85, each respectively $125 ; lots 2, 3, 4, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 36, each respectively $100; lot 12, in block 36, $125; lots 3, 4, o. 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 37, each re spectively $100; lots 6, 7 and 12, in block 37, each respectively $125; lots 2, 3, 10 aud 11, in block 41.- ejch respectively $100; lots 1, 7 and 12, in block 41, each respectively $125.; ols 3, 4, 5,8, 9, 10 and 11, in Mock 42, each respectively $100; lot e ; 6 and 12, in block 42, each respectively $125; lots 2. 3,4, 5,9, 10 and 11, in block 43, each respectively $100; lot 1, in block 43, $125 ; lots 2, 3, 4 and 5, in block 46, each respectively $100; lots 1 and 6, in block 46, each respectively $125. Each of these lots will be sold upon the lot respectively, and none of them will be eold for a less sum than the value thereof, as above stated. One-fourth of the price bid on any of said lots shall be paid in cash at the lime of sale, and the remainder in three equal payments on or before, one, two and three years from the date of said -ale, with interest on snch deferred pay ments at the rate of 10 per cent per annum, payable annually ; provided that the payment may he made in full at any time at the. option of the pur chaser. The said sale will begin on the 15th day of May, 1897, at the hour of ,2 o'clock p. m. of said day. and will con tinne from time to time until all of said lots snail be sold. Dated ibis 13th day of April, 1897. Roger B. Sinnott, Recorder of DalleB City. THE NEW YORK WORLD THRIGE-fl-WEEK EDITION. IK fagci a Week. 156 Papers a, Tear It f-tands first among '"weekly" papers in size, frequency of publication freshness, variety and reliability of con tents. It is practically a daily at the low price o a weekly; and its vast list of subscribers, extending to every state and territory of the Union and foreign coun tries, will vouch for the acenracy and fairness of its news columns. It is splendidly illustrated, and among Its special features are a fine humor page, exhaustive market reports, all the latest fashiona for women and a Ion series of stories by the greatest living American and EDgliah authors, C.onan foyle, Jerome K. Jerome, Stanley Weymmn. Mary E. Wllklns Anthony Hope, Bret Harte, Krander Matthews, Etc. We offer this unequaled newspaper and The Dalles Twice-a-Week Chronicle to gether one year for $2.00. The regular price of the two papers is $3.00. Harry Liebe, PRACTICAL Mokakei1 Jeweler All work promptly attended to, aud warranted. 174 VOGT BLOCK. TbJa III Your Opportunity. On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps, a generous sample will be mailed of the most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure (Ely's Cream Balm) sufficient to demon strate the preat merits or tne remedy. ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren St., Hew Tork City. - "Rev. Johc Eeid. Jr. , of Great Falls, Mont., recommended Ely's Cream Balm to me. I can emphasize hia statement, "It is a posi tive cure for catarrh if used as directed." ReV. Francis W. Poole, Pastor CentralPreat Church, Helena, Mont. Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged ewe for catarrh and contains no mercury nor any injurious drug. Price, 50 centa. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE j A FOR THE And reap the benefit of the following ; CLUBBING RATES. CHRONICLE and N. Y, Thrice-a-Week World.: . .... $2 00 CHRbNICLE and N. Y. Weekly Tribune . . 1 75 CHRONICLE and Weekly Oregonian . 2 25 CHRdNICLE and S. F. Weekly Eiariilner .......v.;.;.:., 2 25 WORLD TRIBUNE OREGONIAN EXAMINER C. W. PHELPS & CO. -DEALERS IN- Agricultural Drapers Manufactured and Repaired. Pitts' Threshers. Powers and Extras. Pitts' Harrows and Celebrated Piano Header. Lubricating" Oils, Etc. White Sewing" Machine and Extras. EAST SECOND STREET. BLAKELEY& HOUGHTON 175 Second Street. ARTISTS nyEATSRIAXjS ES"Country and Mail Orders will receivegrompt attention. PHESCHIPTIOI DRUGGIST TOILET ARTICLES M. Z. DONN Opp. A. M. Williams & Co., HHfr- ' has WHO 3 first-class Dry Goods Store. C. F. STEPHENS. AN 0REG0NKL0NDIKE. Do you want money? If so, catch on to this. A 7-year-old orchard, twenty acre traet, seventeen acres in choice fruits, bearing treee, new house of six rooms, barns, outbuildings, etc., all new; two horses and harness, two wagons, one road cart and one. cow. Will sell at a bargain and on easy terms. . Call on or Address C. E. Bayard or Chae. Frazer The Dalles, Oregon. FOI GGEJ1T PAPERS Implements. Cultivators. THE DALLES, OR The Dalles, Oregon AND PERFUMERY. THE DALLES, OR. the best Dress Goods has the best Shoes has everything to "be found in a pn.eunp fc'or People That Are J PILLS Siok or "Just Don't i reel Well." ONLV ONI rO A DOSE. Remove PHnpiet, cures Headache, Dyspepsia an 4 Costlveness. 2S cts. a box at druggists or br mail -Samplee Free, addreaa Dr. Bosanko Co. Fails, Fa . Nebraska corn for sale at the Wasco warehouse. . Best feed on earth. m9-t THE ran ST! FROM THE DALIES TO PORTLAND. PASSENGER RATES. One way ....... ::..$1.50 Round trip 2.50 FREIGHT . '.. RATES ARE DOWN. The Steamer IONE leaves Th Dalles on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sat urdays at 6 :o0 a. m. Office in ihe Baldwin Building, foot of Union etfeet. For freight rate?, etc, call oh or address j4 S. feOOTri, Gen. Agt., r s The Dalles, dregon. ORTHERN jj PACIFIC RY. s Pullman Sleeping Cars Dining Cars Sleeping Car ST. PAUL MINNEAFOLI -DUI.UTH GRAND FOR CKOOK3TON .. WINNIPEG RSLEN1 an KCTTE Elegent Tourist TO Ttitougfc Tickets CHICAGO T WASHINGTON PHILADELPHIA . KJEW YORK BOSTON AND ALL ' POINTS EAST and SOUTH For Information, time cards, maps and tickets, -cal on or write to W. C. ALLAW AY. Agent, Tne jjauea, Oregon A. D. CHARLTON. Asst. G. P. A., 23S. Morrison Cor. Third. Portland Oregon TO THE EKST! GIVES THE CHOICE OF TWO Transcontinental ROUTES! GREAT NORTHERN RAILWAY. OREGON SHORT LINE. -VIA- Spokane Salt Lake Denver ' - Omaha Kansas City Minneapolis St. Paul Chicago Low Rates to alt Eastern Cities OCEAN STEAMERS Lesre Portland Eiery Five Dare for SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. For fnll detail call on O. B & Co. a Agent at The Dalies, or address W, H. HUELBURT, Gen. Pass. ARt Portland, Oregon- TIME CARD. . .' No. 4, to Spokane and Great Northern arrives at 6 p. m., leaves at 6:05 p. m. No. 2, to Pendle ton, Baker City and Union Pacific, arrives at 1:15 a- m., departs at 1:20 a. m. - - - No' S, from Spokane and Great Northern, ar rives at 8 30 a. in., departs at 8:35 a. m. No. 1, from Bakr City ana Unloi- Pacific, arrives at 3:55 a. m., departs at 4:00 a. m. ' Nos. 23 and 24, moving east of The Dalles, will carry passengers. No. 23 grrives at 6:30 p.m., departs at 12:45 p. m. Passengers for Heppner will take train leaving here at 6:05 p. m. - TH -ft SB cjoiAlo iiio