;The Dalles Dally Chronicle.
The nly Republican Daily Nenctpapei n
Wasco County.
EASTERN OFFICE 2S0 to 234 TempU
Court, N. Y. City. E. KA.TZ, Agent.
WEDNESDAY - SEPTEMBER 29, 1897
THEOSOPHY ON THE KLONDIKE.
Annie Eva Fay is going to Alaska,
-even unto Klondike, in order to
spread the doctrine of Theosophy.
As there is only about one believer
in the double-barreled constitution
of humanity, out ot 200,000 of the
citizens of the United States, at first
blush it would appear that Annie
Eva, bless her dear little soul, might
find materia to preach her inter
changable doctrine to without going
so far. We fear there is method,
much method, in Annie Era's efforts,
else why does she not project her
astral body up Klondikewards, while
she leaves the material body down in
Boston, where beans and brown
bread are abundant for its suste
nance. The astral body could go
flirting with the Aurora borealis and
plavmj lonp frog of mornings with
the purlieli.i. If anything on. earth
could enjoy an Alaskan winter it
would seem that one of these intan
gible shas in the form of an astral
body, with nothing about it that
could freeze, no stomach demanding
fish oil and dog meat to keep up the
supply of caloric, would be that
thing.
And all the time the astral form
was hobnobbing with the gaunt
flanked, go-hungry-tc-bed million
aires from way-up tbe-Klondike, the
material body could be partaking of
its regular pabulum three ti mes a
day along with its fellow-spectacled
bean weevils of America's literary
and leguminous center. A bi-cor-poral
existence with the tangible in
Boston and the etberial in Dawson
City is the ideal, at least until the
"wild goose, that knows enough to
stay away from the Yukon ur.til
spring, twirls his honker in wild notes
of defiance at his hated rival, the
diamond-drill-billed mosquito, of
which every snow flake that falls
hatches two.
We fear, though, that Annie Eva
will insist upon the earthly body ac
companying the astral, for the latter
has no pockets in its skirtlets that
would hold the yellow boodle. The
gold-paved streets of Dawson City,
especially the gold, is, we fear, the
attraction that draws Annie Eva into
this new missionary field. Though,
for that matter, it is quite probable
that befoie spring there will be no
better field for personal observation
of the habits and actions of astral
bodies than an the Klondike. The
chances will be good, axceedingly
good, before spring for a large sup
ply of astral bodies that will be es
trays from being projected so far
from the tangible body that they
will never find their way back, or if
they do will be unable to re-conglut-icate
on the old basis.
However, Annie Eva has our con
sent to go, just like any other Fay.
She is no fairy of ours, and what she
does is no affair of ours ; and yet we
hope she may catch a bearded, gold
vermined Klondiker and get back to
3ay street, Bostcn, with something
besides the scurvy.
There is an election to be held in
this state iu nine months. Why not
try the South Carolina plan of hav
ing a separate box at the polls, where
every man may express his choice
for United States senator? The
politicians are fighting John H.
Mitchell as they fought CUy and
Webster, as they have in later days
fought Sherman and Blaine. The
people are not fighting him, but, on
the contrary, are solidly behind him,
and could they have the opportunity
of expressing their choice, he would
have an overwhelming majority.
The pyrophanous editor of the Ore
gonian and the auriferous appointee
of our auricular governor, to the
contrary, notwithstanding.
Debs is falling over himself in Lis
wild desire to set himself right on
the strike question. He now says :
"Strikes don't pay. All strikes are
lost; they are useless; they are
caused by the employing classes.
When capitalists get ready for a
strike they provoke it, knowing full
well that their cause is won before
the conflict is begun."
The Oregonian thinks Mr. Geer's
declination almost epochal. So it
is, it marks the beginning of Mr,
Geer's decline. It also asserts that
"the fervor of the . response in this
cise gives just cause for pride to
every honest man in the state." This
accounts for the Oregonian-Corbett
push being glad, but not proud.
A Washington paper that advo
cated the election of Governor
Rogers has become disgruntled, and
says that the governor "spits in the
faces of his friends." The Seattle
Post-Intel'igencer suggests that "the
governor shows excellent taste in the
selection of his cuspidors.'
CATA1&RIKI
if
LOCAL DISEASE
and is the result of colds and
sudden climatic changes.
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we positively state that this
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remedies. It opens and cleanses the nasal passages,
allays pain and inflammation, heals the sores, pro
tects the membrane from colds, restores the senses
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Cash, in Your Checks.
All countv warrants registered prior
to March 12, 1893, will be paid at my
office. ' Interest .ceases after Sept. 7,
1897. C. L. Phillips,
Countv Treasurer.
Excursion Kates to Hood River.
The O. R. & N. Co. will Bell round trip
tickets to Hood River Oct. Cth, 7th and
8th, for 90 cents, one fare for the round
trip. Good returning until Oct. 11th.
3 as. Ireland, Agent.
Regulator Line Notice.
The steamers of the Regulator line
will leave The Dalles at 7 :30 a. in., com
mencing Thursday, Sept. 23d. Reduced
rates to Portland durioz the exposition.
W. C. Allaway, Gen. Agent.
THE
ITE 3 TOR
li I INT 3E3
FROM THE DALLES TO PORTLAND.
PASSENGER RATES.
One way.. $1.50
Round trip 2.50
FREIGHT
RATES
ARE
DOWN.
The Steamer I ONE leaves The
Dalles on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sat
urdays at 6:30 a. m.
Office in the Baldwin Building, foot of
Union street. For freight rates, etc, call
on or address
J. S. BOOTH, Gen. Agt.,
The Dalles, Oregon.
Joseph SHAHJlojl
HAS OPENED A
IN THE EAST END, In the Colum
bia reed Yard, opposite Saltmarshe's
Stockyards, where he is readv to do
fill Kinds of Harness Work.
As we fcecp no-servant girls and don't sport a
horse and bnggv, we can undersell anyone in
the city. Being a practical harness-maker, we
do our own works-Carriage-trimming a spec
ialty. For sample of our work, look at the Uma
tilla House 'Bus. . , , -.
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it in wsir7 i
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inside each, two ounce bag,
ud two coupons Inside each
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well 'a Durham. Buy a bag
of this celebrated tobacco
id read the coupon which
givea a Hat of -valuable pres
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f Special peatur
Of
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STUBLING & WILLIAMS.
"There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its flooa
leads on to fortune"
The poet unauestionablv had reference to the
Closing Qut Sale of Furniture and Carpets
at CRANDALL & BURGET'S,
Who are selling these goods out at greatly-reduced rat
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Job Printing
WANT
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SEE?
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The Chronicle office is the
Job priptip
We have better facilities for
doing- artistic work in this line
than any office in Eastern Ore
gon, and this branch of our busi
ness is in the hands of expert
workmen.
. Ue
$r)alig$e
omparisop
both as to high grade work and
reasonable prices.
?i7ro.7k;Ie pub.?o.
- BUSCH and
BEER ETSSe,
at This Office.
Regulator LineA
Tie Dalles. ; Portland ani Astoria
Navigation Co.'
strs. Regulator & Dalles City
FREIGHT AND PASSENliER LINE
BETWEEN
The Dalles, Hood River, Cascade Locks and Port
land daily, except Sunday.
GOOD SERVICE. LOWEST RATES
DOWN THE YALLET
OR TO - '
Are you going
EASTERN OREGON?
If so, save money and enjoy a beautiful trip on
tbe Columbia. Tbe west-bound train arrives at
The Dalles in ample time for passengers to take
tbe steamer, arriving In Portland in time for the
outgoing soutnern ana ixortnern trains; fast
bound passengers arriving in The DaIes in time
to uue cue .ast-Douna train.
For further information apply to
J. K. HARNEY, Agent,
Oak Street Dock. Portland, Oregon,
Or W. C. ALLAWAY, Gen. Agt.,
The Dalles. Oregon
EAST and SOUTH via
The Shasta Route
OF THE-
Southern Pacific Comp'y.
Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portland.
OVERLAND EX-"
press, aeaem, Kose- '
burg, Ashland, Sac- I
ramento, Ogden.San !
Franciseo, Molave, (
6:00 P.M.
9:80 A. M.
iam AngeieB,r.i raso, I
New Orleans and
East I
8:30 A. M.
RoBeburg and way sta
tions
Via Woodburn fori
Mt. Angel, Silverlon,
West Scio, Browns-
ville,Sprtagfield and
Natron J
(Corvallis and way)
) stations (
HcMinnville audi
i way stations t
4:30 P. il
Daily
except
Sundays.
Daily
except
Sundays.
17:30 A. H.
M:50 P.M.
t 5:50 P. M
t 8:25 P. M
Daily. tDaily, except Sunday.
DINING CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE
PULLMAN BDFFET SLEEPERS
AND SECOND-CLASS BLEEPING CARb
Attached to all Through Trains.
Direct connection at Han Francisco with Vvl.
dental and Oriental and Pacilic mail steamship
K.1AB tr.w. univ I'll I V- . 1-i 1
" iiaaa MiuviiiiiA. oiuiuig utiles un
arulication.
Rates and tickets to Eastern points and Eu-
rvvv. AisyjArAii, uriaA, HU. U1-.L lu and
AtaiKAUA, can oe ootamea from
J. B. KIRK. LAND, Ticket Agent.
Through Ticket Office, 134 Third street, where
wrougn ncKets to all points in tbe Eastern
States, Canada and Europe can be obtained at
luvre&t raws I rum
J. B. KIRKLAND. Tirket
All above trains arrive at and depart from
urauu Lcuirai Diauon, r uin ana xrvmg streetb
YAMHILL DIVISION.
Passenger Depot, foot of Jefferson street.
Leave for OSWEGO, daily, except Sunday, at
7:20 a. m.: 12:15, 1:45, 5:25, 6:45, "8:05 p. m.
tauu ii.au p. iu. on oacuraay only, ana 8:40 a, m
and S:.J0 p. m. on Sundays only). Arrive at
Portland dally at 7:10 and 8:30 a m.; and 1:30,
4:15, 6:35 and 7:55 p. m., (and 10 a. m , 3-15 and
Leave for Sheridan, week days, t 4:30 p. m
Arrive at Portland, 9:30 a. m.
Leave for AIRLIE on Monday. Wednesdav and
Friday at 9:40 a. m. Arrive at Portland, Tues-
uav, luuiKujf auu oaturaay ato:ua p. in.
Except Sunday. Exccpt Saturday.
R. KOEHLER,
Manager.
, H. MARKHAM,
Asst. G. F. ib Pass. Agt
Ttjecoiuiia Packing Co.,
PACKERS OF
PORKand BEEF
MANUFACTURERS OF
Fine Lard and Sausages.
Curers of BRAND
HAMS & BACON
DRIED BEEF. ETC.
For Kent.
The Doc Lee ranch on High Prairie.
Klickitat county. 560 acres fenced and
250 acres in cultivation. All capable of
cultivation. Will reut for a term of
years on easy terms to the right party.
tau on or address, F. H. Rowe, The
DalleB, Oregon. , a21-wtf.
frninop poison
n A SPECIALTYf&
I Hiarr BLOOD 1-OiSON permanently
I I icuredlnl6toS6days. You can be treated at
Xmf i nome rorsame price under same guaran
I ty. If y on prefer to come here we will con
"' ' tract to pay raJlroadfareand hotel bills.and
Docnanre, it we fail to cure. If yon have taken mer
eury, iodide potash, and still have aches and
pains. Mucous Patches in month. Sore Throat.
Fimples. Copper Colored Spots, Ulcers on
any part of the body. Hair or Eyebrows fa nine
out, it Is this Secondary BLOOD POISON
we guarantee to cure. We solicit tbe most obsti
nate cases and challenge the world for a
case we cannot core. This disease has alwava
baffled the skill of the most eminent Dhvsl"
eiano. S500.000 capital behind our unoonoi.
tlonal guaranty. Abaoluteproofssentsealedon
application. Address COOK REMJEDY COJ
SO? Mason to. XemfOe, (UIXlT?
WflHiPflPEfl!
Vfibb PAPEftf
Just Received
5000
Rolls of Wall Paper. The
best patterns. The most
beautiful colors.
New Invoice
of Paints and Oils. Any
color or brand supplied.
ipes-Kinersly Drug Co.
DOORS,
WINDOWS,
SHINGLES,
FIRE BRICK,
FIRE CLAY,
LIME, CEMENT,
Window-Glass and
Picture Moulding.
HI. 3- Xj IE irsriLsr.
FRENCH & CO.,
BANKERS. ...
TRANSACT A GENERAL BANKING BUSINES
Letters of Credit issued available in the
Eastern States. '
Sight Exchange and Telegraphic
Transfers sold on New York, Chicago,
St. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Ore
gon, Seattle Wash,, and various points
in Oregon and Washington.
Collections made at all points on fav
orable terms.
Assignee's Notice.
Notice Is hereby given that the undersigned
has filed his final account as assignee of the es
tate of Young Quong Lee Juke Tow and Da-Ong
Tong Tang, partners doing business under the
firm name of Wai Tai, Young Quong Company
and Young Quong insolvent debtors, with the
Clerk of the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon
for Wasco County. That said final account will
come on for hearing in ssid Court on the first
day of the next regular term of said Court
Court, to-wit: The second Monday in Novem
ber, 1897, at the hour of 10 o'clock a. m.,or as
soon thereafter as the matter can be heard.
unl6-6w-i J. O. MACK. Assignee.
Administrator's Notice.
Notice is hereby given that tbe County Court
of the State of Oregon for Wasco County, by an
order dated the 3d day of April, 1897. dulv ap
pointed the undeisigned administrator of the
estate of Andrew V. Anderson, deceased. All
rersons having claims against said estate are
hereby required to present the same, properly
verified, to the undersigned at French &Co.'s
hank in Dalles City, Oregon, within six months
from the date hereof.
Dalles City, Oregon, May 19, 1897.
mj'22-ii J. C. HOSTETLER,
Administrator.
Administrator's Notice.
Notice is herebv riven that the irhdersiroed
has been appointed administrator of the estate
of Silas W. Duvis, late of Wasco County, and
now deceased. All persons having claims
against said estate or against the estate of
Corura and Davis of Wapinitia, Oregon, of
which said firm said deceased was a partner,
will present the same. duly verified, tome at
The Dalles, Oregon or to my attorneys, Dufur &
Menefee, of Dalles City, Wasco County, Oregon,
within six months from the date hereof.
Dated at Dalles City, Oregon, tins 22d day of
May, 1897.
U. r. LAUUBUM,
Administrator of the estate of Silas W. Davis.
deceased. m26-5t-i
Executor's Notice.
Notice is herebv given that the nnriprsfcmml
has been duly appointed executor of the last
will and testament of Marv Bill, deceased. All
Jiersons having claims against ihe estate of said
leceased are herebv notified to present the same,
with the proper vouchers therefor, to me at my
office in The Dalles, Oregon, within six months
from the date of this notice.
Dated September 16, 1897.
spl8-ii JOHN HARDEN, Executor.
DR. GUHTS
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health. These Dills sqddIt what the imm Imnim ia
snake tt regular. They cure Headache, brurhten the
Kves nd clear theComnlexion bet.tsvthan -
They neither trripe nor sicken. To convince yoo. we
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