CZ) Ths Dalles Daily Cfcnnida. 27k only Republican Daily Newgpapei n Watco County. EASTERN OFFICE 230 to S34 Temple Court, N. F. City. E. KATZ, Agent. Weekly Clnbblnr Rates. Chronicle and Oregonian. . .' $2 25 Chronicle and Examiner 2 25 Chronicle and Tribune 1 75 Chronicle and N. Y. World . 2 00 THURSDAY - - - AUGUST 26, 1897 FVLL OF FAITH. Three young men from New Hampshire, lured to Seattle by the fahulous stories of the Klondike, were buncoed ont of $5,000 by Scat tie sharpers a day or two ago on a story that a 5-year-old child should have seen through. The bunco rren found that the young fellows had about $3,000 and that they wanted to go to the Klondike. This fur uisbed the ground for the sharpers. One of them represented that he had just come from the gold fields with bis partners; that they had a claim, No. 18, on Bouanza creek, wcrth 3,000,000, but that they would take the young fellows in as partners for $5,000. Not that they wanted the money, but simply because they "wanted to know the men they took in were of the responsible kind. The young fellows telegraphed home for $2,000 more, and turned over $5,000 Jo the generous Klondikers who were elhng them an interest in mines worth $100,000 for each $ 1,000 paid. The young fellows have tele graphed home for money tb pay their fares home, and state that they Lave seen all they care to of the wild, woolly and wicked West. It is just as well that they went broke be fore they got beyond the confines ot civilization and out of the reach of aid from their relatives. It is not probable that we are to finger much British gold on account of the wheat crop. "That is,' we are not to receive any extra amount from England. The crops there have been above the average, but of course England will have to buy, and to buy at the increased prices. The heavy crop shortages have been in Europe, France, Hungary and Russia. France will have to buy heavily instead . of exporting, and Australia and the Argentine instead of exporting must import. The same is true of India. - Hence, no matter how good crops Englind has, she must come into the world s mar kets to purchase what she needs. From present indications wheat will command a good price for two or three years. It will take more than average crops for two years to re place the world's shortage, and under average circumstances it will take five years to catch up with the short age and create a surplus that will again force prices down. Thomas Lewis of Farmington at tempted to commit suicide a few days ago because a girl he was badly smitten with refused to respond to his wild waste waste of 'affection. This is one of the most insane follies of vouth. Before they arrive at the age of discretion every beard-sprout-er imagines that if he does not get some one especial diviDity, the world has gone wrong, and, like Pyramiis, he wants to go slabbing himself. He does not realize that Daroe Fortune, who apportions things, is a kindly old soul, and does much for such blamed fools as himself. Puppy love is a necessity, sweet as treacle and just as sticky but most of us recover by escaping; otherwise two souls are generally rendered miser able, and each wonders how the divine Klnndicitis ever struck them. An attempt is beiug made by the National Bar Association to have a uniform divorce law passed in all the states of the union. This should be done. Under the present laws the condition of divorced persons who marry again is a strange one. A man married in New York, for in stance, and divorced, may not marry again for' a given period. He may go over into Ohio and there marry legally. The marriage under the New York laws wouli be void; under the Ohio laws legal. The children of the -marriage would in one fctate be considered legitmate; in the other not so, and in case of the death of the parents this might seriously affect the inheritance, There is no branch of, the law that so badly Leeds being made uniform as the divorce law. At the bullion rate the silver in a dollar is now worth less than forty cents.. The price goes steadily down, and there really seems to be no limit at which this downward tendency must stop. The cost of production, except under most favorable circum stances, has already been passed, and the question - fs as to what will be done with silvet.coin. It is this very question that is principally responsi ble for the swift decline in prices. Fears are entertained that silver will become so cheap that it will be aban doned as a money metal, and if this were done and the thousands of tons of silver coin. were, thrown on the market, tt woald be' practically val ueless. ; : Arkansas is having a boom in the pearl industry. It has been dis covered that the mussels with which Atkansas streams abound are loaded with pearls, and -Arkansas people have all gone to. wading in ...the streams hunting for them. Pearls have been found valued, at $800. The scriptural comparison i"a8.ting pearls before swine may, or may not, have been fulfilled, according to how Arkansas citizens are sized up. The Moro Observer promulgated a great truth when it said in its last issue, "In a short time the world will be divided into two great classes those who are sorry they did not go to the Klondike and those who are sorry they did. v sever EIIT'S CEEAJL BAtM Is a poslUvecnre. Apply into the nostrils. It 1b quickly absorbed.: 60 cent at Drwrcistsor by mail ; samples 10c by mail. ELY BROTHERS. 66 Warren EU.Uew York City. ADMINISTRATOR'S ' SALE. Notice is hereby given that the under signed, as administrator of the estate of E. F. Coe, deceased, by virtue of an order of tLe County Court ot the State of Oregon for Wasco County, will, on Saturday, the 4lh day ol September, 1897, at the hour of 1 o'clock p. in. sell to the highest bidder, the following de scribed personal property belonging to the estate of E. F. Coe, deceased, in-wit : Thirty shares of the capital stock in the Hood River Townsite Company, a cor poration, said ehares being of 'the pur value of $100 each. The sale will take place at the court bouse, Dalles Citv, and the terms of sale will be one-hlf each, balance ori time at 8 per cent. The Hood River Townit Company has a capital etock of $10,000, divided into 100 shares of the par value of $100 each. It owns about 375 lots in the town of Hood River, valued at from $50 to $200 each, all in the town of Hood River Proper, and many of them near the business portion of the town and destined to become very valuable soon. The dividends of the company have al ready exceeded the amount of its capi tal etock, and in the near future its present holdings will be worth several' times the amount. For further information, pddress the administrator, H. C. Cok. Administrator of the estate of E. F. Coe, deceased. a20 td L.ow Excursion Kates to the Oregon State Fair. The Southern Pacific will make a one fare rate from all points on their lines in Oregon to the Oregon state fair . which opens September 30 and closes October 8. A big harvest and a ' bie fair. ' A clean, vigorous, delightful, and compre hensive exposition of everything per taining to the farm and the farmer. Good races and amusements of all kinds. Special attractions every day. With the present crop prospects and the extremely low railroad rate ot one fare for the round trip, the people of Oregon can afford to patronize the State fair that benefits all claeses. Popular admission of 25 cents. . 1 1 n-c- 1-1.1 I twr 1 i ii imimaiMTTt BLACKW ELL'S I ., Ta will find one coupon Inside eh two oonoe bag, ad two coupons inside each four onnee bag of Black well's Durham. Boy a bag of tail celebrated tobacco and read the eonpon which arl-vea a list of valuable ui ents and how to get : n'fh'p i i uun n r. ivi ' v -. -s it 2 v 11 I I w wm 1 r m m - x -vx r -"x. irrv f Special peaturq j Of The Chronicle office is the ' ,. Job priijtii? . D?partrert. -7. We have better facilities for doing artistic work in this line T " than any office in Eastern Ore gon, and this branch of our busi ness is in the hands of expert j w -workmen. Ue T 5onparisor; . T both as to high grade work and V- j reasonable prices. "There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its fiooa ' leads on to fortune." The poet unauestionablv had reference to the Closing Out Sale of Furniture and Carpets at C RANDALL. & BURGET'S, Who are selling these, goods out at greatly-reduced rat MTCHELBAGH BRTOK. - UNIO PT. Wholesale. JVIflLtT LtlQUQHS, CUines and Cigars. THE CELEBRATED. ANHEUSER HOP; GOLD .Anheuser-Basch. Malt Nu trine, non-alcoholic heyrA age, unequaled as a tonic. , STUBLING & WILLIAMS. Job Printing WANT ijSflURHilM 0 NO OTH ER. i SEE? - BUSCH and BEER .es: at This Offiee. Wfllili PflPERl v YAMi PflPEfJI Just Received 5000 Rolls of Wall Paper. The best patterns. The most beautiful colors. - New Invoice of Paints and Oils.' Any color or brand supplied. Sfiipes-taly; Drug Co. FREiNCH & GO., BANKERS. TRANSACT A GENEKAL BASKING BCSXNE8 Letters of Credit israd available in the Eastern StatM. Sight Excharjge and Telegraphic Transfers sold on New York. Chicago, St.. Lonis, San Francisco, Portland Ore gon, Seattle Wash,, and various points in Oregon and Washington. " Collections made at all points on fav orable terms. . , - GQlOmWa FSGElEg CO., PACKERS OF PORKand BEEF MAXUFACTUiiltKS UK - Fine Xjard and Sausages. Curers of BRAND HAMS & BACON DRIED BEEF, ETC. MOW; Wf TED. We "will pay the Highest Market Price for Pure Tallow. PenJleton fool Sconriii Compiny, Pendleton, Oregon. v Administrator's Notice. Notice la hereby eiven that the nnderslsrned has been uppointwl administrator of the estate of Silas Y. Davis, late of Wasco County, and now deceasea. All persons haviDg claims against said estate or against the estate of uomm ana uavis 01 vvapinma, ureeon,. 01 which said firm said deceased was a nartner. will present tie same, duly verified, to me at 1 ne Danes, uregon or to my attorneys, JJutur ti Menefee, of Dalles City, Wasco County, Oregon, within six months from the date hereof. Dated at Dalles City, Oregon, tills 22d day of juay, B. P. LATJGHIJN, Administrator of the estate of Silas W. Davis, deceased. . . m26-5t-l Administrator's Sale. Notice is hereby given that under and by vir tue of an order of the County Court of the State 01 uregon ior v a-co county, toe undersigned, as administrator o the estate of E. F. Coe, de ceased, will, on Saturday, the 4th day of Septem ber, 1897, at the hour of 1 o'clock p. m., sell at fiu bile auction, to the highest bidder, the follow ng described personal property, belonging te the estate of E. F. Coe, deceased, to-wit: Thir'y shares of the capital stock of the Hood River lownsite company, a corporatl n, aid shares being of the par value of one hundred dollars each. The sale will take place at the courthouse. The Dalles, and the terms of Bale will be one half cash, balance in one year at 8 per cent. Hood River, Or., August 19, 1S97. H. C. COE, Administrator of the estate of E. F. Coe, de ceased. auE21-U oison Itlory BLOOO fOlSON permanently jeuredlnl6to35days. You can be treated nj i home i forsame price under same aaanam y Prefer to come here we will con nrt,. i ii. , lareana notei DIHsDd) ca,ry',Vodldo PJ. d sttU have aches and pains, MocoosVatches in month. Sore Throat. I7.pf S.t,e'd'', iJ?ir or Eyebrows fallin a? out. It is this Secondary BLOOD POISON we guarantee to cure. We solicit the most obsti nate cases and challenge the world for "m .weEann.'?f,caro Thl" disease has always . most eminent pnysi- cianj. 8500,000 capital behind our nncondl. tjnnnl uilii'unr A luAin,. n r . j " "..v. .'.vnr scut Kiueu tnm finpllcatlon. Address COOK REMEDY COZ tOI Maimnio Xempla, iLtXlUAiiOy 1 r.T- DR. GUA'TS IMPROVED A IWi.fi vuir. wtm T1!1 fav nai. A moreniect of tb bowla ech dtvy is uecesnmrr fcr IkeaJth. These pills supply what the system lacks to make H rearolar. They cure Headache, brigrhtea the Eree. and clear the Coroplexioa better than coszDetice. They neither frripe aor sicken. To conTinoe ?we waaitiiUsiAvu wVa i'iuiaxiouaie ra mi nnn n j IUJUUP Regulator JAne Tie Dallas. Pflrtland ana Astoria Navigation Co.' sirs. Regulator Dalles City FREIGHT AND PASSENGER LINE BETWEEN The Dalles, Hood River, Cascade IockB and Port land daily, except (Sunday. GOOD SERVICE. LOWEST RATES DOWN THE YALLEI ' OH TO EASTERN OREGON ? Are you going ' If so, save money and enjoy a beautiful trip on -the Columbia. The we t-bound train arrives at The Dalles in Ample time for passengers to take the steamer, arriving in Portland in time for the outgoing Southern and Northern trains; East bound passengers arriving in The lalea in time to take the East-bouud train. For further information apply to J. N. HARXEY, Agent, Oak etreet Dock. Portland, Oregon, - OrW.C AXXAWAY, Gen. Agt.,' The Dalles, Oreeon TO THE EH STI GIVES TBS CHOICE OF TWO TrsnsconliDsatal ROUTES! GREAT NORTHERN RAILWAY. OREGON SHORT LINE. -VlA- Spokane Salt Lake Minneapolis- Denver St. Parol Omaha Chicago Kansas City Low Rates to all Eastern Cities OCEAN STEAMERS Leave Portland SverT Vive Days for SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. For full details call onO.B & Co.'s Agent at The Dalles, or address W, H. HtJEXBURT, Gen. Pass. Agt Portland, Oregon A. L. MOHLER, Vice President. . TIME CARD. No. 4, to Spokane and Great Northern arrives at 6 p. m., leaves at 6:05 p. m. No. 2, to Pendle ton, Baker City and Union Pacific, arrives atl:lS am., departs at 1 :20 a. m. No 3, from Spokane and Great Northern, ar rives at 8 -30 a. m., departs at 8:35 a.m. No. 1, from Bale, r City and Unlo. Pacific, arrives at 8:55 a. m., departs at 4:00 a. m. Noa. 23 and 24, moving east of The Dalles, will carry passengers. No. 23 grrives at 6:30 p.m.. departs at 12:45 p. m. ' Passengers for Heppner will take train leaving; here at 6:05 p. m.. DOORS, WINDOWS, SHINGLES, FIRE BRICK, FIRE CLAY, LIME, CEMENT, Window-Glass and Picture Moulding. IEEE. a-XjE3ST3Sr. Notice. tbjtasubt department, Office of Comptrou.be of Cubkicncy, Washington, D. C, Junes, 1897. ( nuuue is nereoy given to an persons wno may have claims against " The Dalles Nat onai Bank" of the city of 1 he Dalles, Oregon, that the same must be presented to H. 8. Wilson, receiver, with the legal proof thereof, within three months from tlus date, or they may be dis allowed. JAMES H. ECKELS, unlG-wSm-l Comptroller.