Tbs Dalles Daily Chrcincls. THE DALLES, OREGON Advertising Kates Per inch. One Inch or less in Daily $1 SO OTer two inches and under four inches 1 00 Over four inches and nnder twelve Inches. . 75 Over twelve inches 50 DAILY AND WEEKLY. One inch or less, per inch 2 50 Over one inch and under four inches 2 00 Over Iout inches and under twelve inches. . 1 50 Over twelve inches 1 00 PERSONAL. MENTION. J. P. Abbott of Wapinitia is in the city. Frank Maloney arrived from Tacoma last night. Miss Frankie Van Vactor left for Gold endale thia morning to remain some time. Mr; and Mrs. Bobt. Mays, Jr., came in from Antelope yesterday, on a visit 30 l lit to relatives. Miss Mary Fraser came np from Port land a few days ago, and is the guest of Mrs. V. J. Urandall. Mrs. Minnie Glea9on and two little eons are np from Portland visiting her father, Wm.' Waggenman. Mrs. Eliza McFarland, who haa been spending some time with her son, E. B., in Portland, returned last night. W. D. Pueh, who has the contract for putting in the water system at Warm Springs, left for that place this morning. Mrs. Enright, Miss MayEnright, Mrs. Jj. Clark and Mrs. W. Hadley returned home yesterday, after a trip to Victoria and places along the Sound. Miss Margaret S. Tracey of Crosaville, Tennessee, arrived here yesterday, and this morning left for Hay Creek to take charge of the school there. Mr. A. M. F. Kircheimer, who has been engaged in blacksmithing at Ante lope for several years, waa in the city yesterday on his way to Portland, tb which place be goes expecting to remain permanently. A POPULAR FALLACY.- Fa.ll In Temperature of Ocean Dom Sot Indicate Presence of Ice. For many years an opinion existed anion;? seamen and others that a fall in the sea-surfnee temperature implied nearness of ice. Nothing', says the Xentical Magazine, can be more remote from the truth, though shore folk st HI perpetuate this fiction in books and newspapers. A sudden fall in sea s,urfaee temperature is likely near the Agfulhas, ihe Japanese current, the gulf Mr-earn, while runningthe Easting down in the South Indian ocean, in the South Atlantic about 40 degrees south, 40 de crees west, and elsewhere; and this, whether iceberg's be near or hundreds of miles away. Capt. S. T. S. Liecky, It. Jf. It., to whom the nautical profession is indebted for his "Wrinkles in Prac tical Navigation," was probably the first to draw the attention of his breth ren to this fact. In the ninth edition of his book he points out that "allied to fog 5s the question of danger from ice. It is a popular delusion among passen gers on board ship that, by taking the temperature of the water at short in tervals, the approach to ice is unfailing ly indicated. Unfortunately such is by no means the fact, and it is time the idea was exploded. More than ordinarily trrsld water merely shows that the ship is in a part of the 'ocean where ice may possibly be encountered, and not that it is aemaly present." Shipmasters of repute freely- confess, with Capt. Evans, of the Tainui. Uiat they have "never found sea temperature fall lower when near ice than when several miles away" from the danger. Strawberry Marmalade, Put six quarts of well-cleaned straw ljerries in a preserving kettle, add six teaspoonfulB of lemon juice and boil without a cover about 30 min utes, then add four pounds of sugar, and boil five minutes. Then fill into jars. Raspberries are made the same way. If the strawberries are wanted sweeter, you can take six pounds of sugar instead of four, also the lemon may be omitted. Brooklyn lieader. When a person begins to grow thin there is something wrong. The waste ia greater than the supply and it is only a question of time when the end must come. in nine cases out ot ten tne trouble ia with the digestive organs. If yon can restore them to a healthy condition you will stop the waste, put on new flesh and cause them to feel better in every way. The food they eat will be digested and appropriated to the needs of the system, and a normal appetite will ap pear. consumption frequently follows a wasting of bodily tissue because nearly all consumptives have indigestion. The Shaker Digestive Cordial will restore tne etomacn to a neaity condition . in a vast majority of cases. Get one.of their books from yonr druggist and learn about this new and valuable remedy. When the children need Castor Oil, give them Laxol ; it is palatable. Yellow washing powder will make yonr clothes ' the same color. Avoid this by using boap roam, it's pare white. a2-3m Nebraska corn for sale at the Wasco warehouse. Beet feed on earth. m9-tf STRIVING lO PLtASE. A Showman Who M rs Willing; to Do More Than Most Would Do. I always strive to please," remarked the dramatic editor, as he scratched the words ."big thing" out of tae advance notice he was writing and substituted "megatherian aggregation." "Thanks, 1 am sure," saiti ilic ad vance agent, as he read over the ten lines the dramatic critic was giving him, and carefully put back into his pocket the half-column notice he had first drawn on the d. c. "I presume," smiled the d. c, "that you always strive to please, too, don't you?" "Not always," in a semidisappointed tone, "but I used to have a friend who did. He really was the most self-denying chap I ever saw, and what he wouldn't do to please an audience wasn t worth doing." "Where is he now?" "Dead." vas, "Dead?" "Yes, it killed him. It was this way : e was in tne pyrotecnnic Drancn oi he dramatic art, and used to give shows one of those imitation Coney islands o be louna on nearly every sanuoar n nearly every river tributary to the Mississippi, lie had been the origin ator of the fireworks feature at this place, and his phenomenal success had made- him so proud that he would poner have died than had a failure. ne Fourth of July he was going to give the grandest display of his life, and the feature in the biggest letters on the bill -ivas a set piece a hundred feet high, with an enormous ballocn loaded with fireworks to go up from the top as a grand finale. 1 here were ten times as many people there that, night as there had ever been, and my friend was feeling so good you could see it in his walk. Everybody was on edge, too, for the giand blaze of glory the management had been advertising for weeks, and when, promptly at the hour of ten o'clock, my friend strutted forth like a peacock to set off the great display with his own hand there was a round of applause, followed by a dead r.ilenee as the audience sat breathless watch ing for the burst of blazing glory. J!ut somehow it didn't burst. The prol'es sor -fired the train and retreated to a safe place, but the powder wouldn't burn. -It fizzled and went out, instead. Once, .twice, thrice, it fizzled, sputtered and went out, and then the crowd began to growl and guy, as crowds always will, and the professor began to get wild. Several other attempts to set the piece off were no more successful, and at last, with a smothered scream of crazy rage, he shot up the ladder of the tower to its very top, where he had a platform stered with all sorts of in flammable and explosive things, ar ranged to go off at the proper time. He stood there a moment silhouetted against the sky, the crowd indulging in gibes and jeers, with now and then a threat as to what he might expect if he would only come down to the ground. This was his time to show what he could do to please his audience, and in a minute, and before anybody had any- idea what he would do next, he caught up an armful of the explosives about him, fastened them to his clothes, and hung wreaths and ring's over his neck and shoulders, and setting the whole thing afire, he swung out into the air in the balloon, which was al ready tugging at its anchor. "As the balloon shot up, it was a ter rific sight, and the poor devil's shrieks added to the intensity of the scene, al ready lurid with red and blue lights, while the air was filled with all manner of bursting bombs and crashing ex plosives. Women fainted, men ran helplessly about shouting, and still the baiioon swept upward with its fiery freight -and passenger, until when it had reached a point about a thousand feet above the earth, it caught fire and the whole burning mass shot like a blazing ball straight to the ground. "You will be safe in betting thosepeo ple never saw such an exhibition as that before, nor will ever again in all proba bility, and when it was over," concluded the agent, "the audience seemed to re alize what the professor had done to please them, and they chipped in and built him a monument where he fell, having on it, besides his name and the proper dates, no other inscription ex cept 'He Strived to Please.' " The dramatic critic was at least half a minute in recovering his speech after the recital of this remarkable tale, and before he could ask any questions the advance agent had folded his tent like a circus and stolen away to the office of the next dramatic critic he had to call upon. Washington Star. Sentence of Pries . At Prague, in Bohemia, nine priests have been sentenced to from 15 days' to two months' imprisonment and to pay heavy fines for having acted ilk gaily during the last elections. Sev eral priests were arrested on the spot, while those who took to flight were pursued by socialists, who stormed buildings in which they took refuge. Fonnd tne Bones. Effypt'8 pyramid builders were can nibals, according to Mr.' Flinders Pe- trie s assertion. He has found .bones, picked clean and separately wrapped up, in many tombs. Schlitz and Hop Gold Beer on draught at Stabling & Williams'. Subscribe for The Chronicle. Li SUBSCRI f TWICE ( A J V WEEK J CHft . And reap the benefit of the following CLUBBING RATES. CHRONICLE and N. Y. Thrice-a-Week World.. $2 00 CHRONICLE and N. Y. Weekly Tribune 1 75 CHRONICLE" and Weekly Oregonian . 2 25 CHRONICLE and S. F. Weekly Examiner 2 .25 WORLD TRIBUNE OREGONIAN EXAMINER We now have for sale at our ranch, near Ridgeway, Wasco Countj', Oregon, 2G0 head of THREE-QUARTER-BREED Also fifty head of THOROUGHBRED SHROPSHIRE BUCKS. The above Bucks are all large, fine fellows, and will be eold to the sheepmen of Eastern Oregon at prices to suit the times. The thoroughbreds were imported by x us from Wisconsin, and are the sires of the three-quarter-breeds. Any information in regard to them will be cheer fully furnished by applying by letter to the owners, RIDGEWAY, OREGON. C. W. PHELPS & CO. -DEALERS IX- Agricultural Drapers Manufactured and Repaired. Pitts' Threshers. Powers and Extras. Pitts' Harrows and Cultivators. Celebrated Piano Header. Lubricating Oils, Etc. White Sewing Machine and Extras. EAST SECOND STREET. HON. W. J. BRYAN'S BOOK. THE , FIRST BATTLE STYLES AND PRICES : Richly and dcrably bound in English Cloth, plain edges; portrait of the au thor forming the design on cover; autograph preface; magnificent pre sentation plate in eilver, gold and bine ; containing 600 pages and 32 fall-page illustrations ; $1 75 In half-Morocco, marble edge 2 25 In f all-Morocco, gilt edge 2 75 M. J. WOODCOCK. Agent, Warn I c, Or. OfilCIiE FOUR GBEJT POPEQS : SHROPSHIRE : BUCKS. - Implements. THE DALLES, OR THE FIRST BATTLE Is an interesting story of the great political struggle of 1896, its most important events and the many issues involved: a logical treatise on Bi-metallism as ottered b) eminent exponents, including the Dart taken bv Ho i. Mr. .'. Bryan in the silver agitation prior to vie lyitocranc .national convention, ana aur n : iie 'ropaiim ; the best examples of his won deriu oratory, the most noteworthy incidents of fs f anions tour, a careful review of the political Mtuatiou, a discussion of the election returns and the significance thereof, and the future possibilities of Bi-metallism as a political issue. NOTICE-SALE OF CITY LOTS. Notice is hereby given that by au thority of ordinance No. 292, which passed the Common Council of Dalles City April 10th, 1897, entitled, "An or dinance to provide for the pale of certain lots belonging to Dalles City," I wHI, on Saturday, the 15th day of May. 1897, sell at public auction, to the highest bidder, all the following lots and parts of lots in Gates addition to Dalles City, Wasco county, Oregon, to-wit: Lots 9 and 10 jointly, in block 14; lots 78, 9 and 10, jointly in block 15; lots 7, 8, 9, and 10, jointly in block 21, known as butte; lots 10, 11 and 12, in block 27 ; lot 9 in block 34 ; lots 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 35; lots 2, :;, 4, 8, 9, 10, 11 and 12, in block 36; lota 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. 8, 9. 10, 11 and 12, in block 37; lots 1. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 8, 9, 10, 11 and 12, in block 42; lots 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 9, 10 and 11, in block 43; lots 1. 2, 3, 7, 10, 11 and 12, in bloc 41, and lots 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, in block 4b. The reasonable value of sa.: lots, for less than which they will no. i e sold, has been fixed i.r.d determine by the Common Council of Dalles City as fol los to w it Lots 9 and 10, in block 14, $150; lots 7, 8, 9 and 10, jointly in block 15, $200; lots 7, 8, 9 and 10, jointly in block 21, $200; lot 10, in block 27, $225; lot 11, in block 27, $225 ; lot 12. in block 27, S300; lot 9, in block 34, $100 ; lots 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 35, each respect ively $100 ; lots 6 and 7, in block 35, each respectively $125 ; lots 2, 3, 4, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 36, each respectively $1 00 ; lot 12, in block 36, $125 ; lots 3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 37, each re spectively $100; lots 6, 7 and- 12, in block 37, each respectively $125; lots 2, 3, 10 and 11, in block 41, each - respectively $100; lots 1, 7 and 12, in block 41 , each respectively $125; lots 3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 42, each respectively $100; lot s , 6 and 12, in block 42, each respectively $125; lots 2. 3,4, 5,9, 10 and 11, in block 43, each respectively $100; lot 1, in block 43, $125 ; lots 2, 3, 4 and 5, in block 46, each respectively $100; lots 1 and 6, in block 46, each respectively $125. Each of these lots, will be eold upon the lot respectively, and none of them will be sold for a leas enm than the value thereof, as above stated. One-fourth of the price bid on any of said lots shall be paid in cash at the time of sale, and the remainder in three equal payments on or before, one, two and three years from the date of said sale, with interest on each deferred pay ments at the rate of 10 per cent per annum, payable annually; provided that the payment may be made in fall at any time at the option of the pur chaser. The said sale will begin on the 15th day of May, 1897, at the hoar of 2 o'clock p. m. of said day, and will con tinue from time to time until all of said lots snail be sold. Dated this 13th day of April, 1897. Gilbert W. Phelps, Recorder of Dalles City. J. 8. SCHENK, President. H. M. Bealw Cashier. First Kational Bank. THE DALLES - - - OREGON A General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, subject to Sight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on day of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, San Francisco an-i Port land. DIRKOTOKS D. P. Thompson. Jno. 8. Schknck. Ed. M. Williams, Geo. A. Likbb. H. M. Bbai.l,. Harry Liebe, PRACTICAL Watchmaker T Jeweler All work promptly attended to, and warranted. 174 VOGT BLOCK. Dalles, Moro and Antelope STAGE LUSTE. Through by daylight via Grass Valley, Kent and Cross Hollows. DOUGLAS ALLEN, The Dalles. C. M. WH1IELAW, Antelope. Stages leave The Dalles from Umatilla House at 7 a. m., also from Antelope at 7:30 a. m. every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Connections made at Antelope for Prineville, Mitchell and Sints beyond. Close connections made at The alles with railways, trains and boats. Stages from Antelope reach The Dalles Tues days, Thursdays and Saturdays at 1 :30 p. m. KATES OF FABJC. N. Dalles to Deschutes $1 00 do Moro 1 50 do Grass Valley 2 25 . do Kent 8 00 do Cross Hollows. 4 50 Antelope to Cross Hollows 1 50 do Kent 2 00 do ' Grass Valley 3 00 do Moro t 3 50 do Deschuees 4 00 - do Dalles 5 00 Hundreds of thousands have been in duced to try Chamberlain's Cough Rem edy by reading what it has done for others, and having tested its merits for themselves are today its warmest friends. For salt by Blakeley & Houghton. Do you want yonr windows cleaned, carpets taken np, beaten and re laid, or janitor work of any kind done by a first-class man? If so, telephone Henry Johnson at Parkins' barber shop. 'Phone 119- alO-tf niioRTHERN j PACIFIC RY. H s ! Pullman Sleeping Cars Dining Cars Sleeping Car fsT. PAUL M1NNEAPOLI DULTJTH VAKGO GRAND FOR CBOOESTON WINNIPEG HELENA an BUTTE Elegent Tourist TO Triirough Tiekets CHICAGO WASHINGTON PHILADELPHIA NEW YORK BOSTON AND ALL POINTS EAST and SOUTH For information, time cards, maps and tlcketo, cal on or write to W. C. ALLAWAY. Agent, The Dalles, Oregon A. D. CHARLTON. Asst. G. P. A., - 255. Morrison Uor. Third, f ortiana ure?on EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route OF THE Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portland. f OVERLAND EX-1 I press, Salem, Rose- 1 I burg. Ashland, Sac- I ramento, Ogden.San ! 1 Franciseo. Moiave, f I Los Angeles, El Paso, j I New Orleans and I I East J 6:00 P. M. 9:30 A. M. 8:30 A. M. Roseburg and way sta tions fVia Woodburn for") I Mt.Angel, Silverton, I J West Bcio, Browns- I ville,t3prlngneld and I Natron j 4:30 P. M Daily except Sundays. Daily except Sundays. t7:30 A. M. (Corvallis and way) t stations t (McMinnville and) fway stations ( r 5:50 P. M. t4:50 P. M t 8:25 P. M Daily. tDuny, except Sunday. DINING CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE. PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS AND SECOND-CLASS SLEEPING CARS Attached to all Through Trains. . Direct connection at San Francisco with Occi dental and Oriental and Pacinc mall steamship lines for JAPAN and CHINA. Sailing dates on ai plication. Kates and tickets to Eastern points and Eu rope. Also JAPAN, CHINA, HONOLULU and AUSTRALIA, can be obtained from J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent. Through Ticket Office, 134 Third street, where through tickets to all points in the Eastern Ststes, Canada and Europe can be obtained at lowest rates from J. B. KIKKLAND, Ticket Agent. All above trains arrive at and depart from Grand Central Station. Fifth and Irving streebt YAMHILL DIVISION. Passenger Depot, foot of Jederson street. Leave for OSWEGO, daily, except Sunday, at 7:20 a. m.; 12:15, 1:45, 5:25, 6:45, 8:05 p. m. (and 11:30 p. m. on Saturday only, and 8:40 a. m. and 8:30 p. m. on Sundays only). " Arrive at Portland dally at 7:10 and 8:30 a m.; and 1:30. 4:15, 6:35 and 7:55 p. m., (and 10 a. m , 3-15 and 5:10 p. m. on Sundays only). Iave for Sheridan, week days, tit 4:30 p. m Arrive at Portland, 9:30 a. m. Leave for AIRLIE on Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 9:40 a.m. Arrive at Portland, Tues dav, Thursday and Saturday at 3:05 p. m. Except Sunday. Except Saturday. R. KOEHLER, Manager. , H. MARKHAM, Asst. G. F. St Pass. Art TH E NEW YORK WORLD THSICE-fl-WEEK EDITI0J!. 18 Pace a Week. 156 Papers, a Tear- It etands first among 'weekly" papers in size, frequency of publication freshness, variety and reliability of con tents. It is practically a daily at the low price o a weekly ; and its vast list of subscribers, extending to every state and territory of the Union and foreign coun tries, will vonch for the accuracy and fairness of its news columns. It is splendidly illustrated, and among its special features are a fine humor page, exhaustive market reports, all the latest fashions for women and s Ion series of stories by the greatest living American and English authors, Conan Doyle, - - Jerome K. Jerome, Stanley Weyman., Mary K. Wllklna Anthony Hope, Bret Harte, Brander Matthews, Bte. We offer this uneqoaled newspaper and The Dalles Twice-a-Week Chronicle to gether one year for $2.00. The regular price of the two papers is $3.00. SURE CURE for PILES Itching anil Blind, Bleeding or Prwrndinc Pitu tUM mi D ta DR. BO-SAN-KO'S PILE REMEDY. Stop. )bck. lag, absorb Lutuors. A positive oure. CircaUr eat fre. Prtca mm. avoAoiaV. rU. t