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The Dalles Daily Chronicla.
The only Republican Daily Newspapet n
Wasco County.
EASTERN OFFICES) to 234 Temple
Court, N. Y. City. E. KATZ, Agent.
WEDNESDAY. - - JULY 14. 1SA7
A PRISMATIC DREAM.
Debs is dreaming a dream from
vhich he is destined to be rudely
awakened. In his fancy he sees
planted a colony of 300,000 persons,
each industrious, sober, happy, con
tented, having their thinking done by
Debs, and all the woiry and ills of
life transferred from their shoulders
to his. Each family will Lave its
little cottage, where the honeysuckle
shall send Its tendrils clinging around
the checkered lattice of the porch,
and whose bloom shall make the
summer air fragrant with its cloying
sweetness. The pink and red holly
hocks will bloom beside tjhe path
that leads down to the gatd, and
" there the old -fashioned red roses will
delight the eyes and noses of airwho
come within the gate. The little
gardens shall grow apace, and the
potato bug and -cut worm shall know
them not. The broad fields of grain,
billowing beneath the kisses of the
wind, shall turn to gold untouched by
drouth or grasshopper. The Jersey
cows and the Ayreshires shall chew
their contented cuds mid "fields of
fragrant clover, lulled to rest by
droaing bees, laden with honey and
wax, wending their heavy way Lome.
Fat horses shall munch their corn and
hay in well-kept 6talls, and the proud
Plymouth Xtock or Dorking cock
shall strut, the lord of an industrious
harem. All nature is going to smile,
and cookie burrs and thistle will re
fuse to grow. The spring frosts will
come -early, and the fall variety late
and in mild form.
The -SOfyOOO persons are to le of
one mind on every proposition,- and
even old married folks will agree.
None of the 300,000 will become
ambitious to be a Debs himself, and
everything will be lovely and the
goose honk so high that his call will
not be heard.
This is only a small portion of his
dream, but it suggests the balance.
"Will it come true? Well, hardly.
It will fail from its own inherent
weakness. Because it is impossible
for finite man to find on the face of
the earth 30G,iOO angels; because
the devils of jealously and selfishness,
greed, envy and malice, deceit, false
hood and hate are not yet chained
and the millennium is not at hand;
because oil and water will not mix;
because industry and unthrift will
not travel yoke fellows ; because all
1 miuds are not of the same caliber,
and there must be the inevitable
clash in the struggle for the survival
of the fittest; because a thousand
other becauses, each of which, alone,
would burst the bubble of hjs dream
and leave nothing but the space it
occupied.
Mary Ellen Lease says, "The sil
vcr issue is dead, and socialism is
the hope of the country," and Annie
Besant says, "Socialism is the ideal
state, but it can never be achieved
while man is so selfish." Perhaps
theosophy is Mrs. Besant's remedy
for all the evils flesh is heir to, but
theosophy is apparently, if the term
may be applied to things not appar
ent, too thin for every day use.
Bryan says 16 to 1 is the cure all;
Weaver thinks, or thought, a, cur
rency based upon the products of the
conptry, and issued by the govern
ment, would Araighten out the tan
gle; Lubin thinks an export bounty
on wheat would make life a joyous
round of pleasure. Cleveland, in
life, said the gold standard would fix
things. McSnery of Louisville says
an increase of the tariff on sugar
would make the world wag its tail.
National arbitration as a patent nos
trum is recommended by many as
liable to be beneficial, while other
many believe in venesection, and
think a foreign war would stir up
business. The Oregonian thinks if
people would work more and talk
less, there would be a decided im
provement. Now, gentle reader,
what do you think?
The Oregonian yesterday did itself
proud and surprised most of its read
ers by giviug Bryan's speeches, both
at Gladstone Park and Multnomah
field, in full. It was something de
sired by the reading public, no mat
ter what their political beliefs, for
most of them were unable to hear
Mr. Bryan and desired greatly to
know his line of argument. The Or
egonian has made this possib'e, and
deserves and has the thanks of the
people of Oregon for so doing.
We respectfully suggest as an ap
propriate, biief and expressive name
for those who ride bicycles the short
word "Quids," for the old Latin
motto says "Quid rides."
OATARRIK!
local'disease
and is the result of cold and
sudden climatic change.
For your Protection
we positively state that this
remedy does not contain
tnerenry or any other injur
ious drug.
Ely's Cream Balm
is acknowledged to be the most thorangh care for
Nasal Catarrh, Cold in Bead and Hay Fever of all
remedies. It opens anri cleanses the nasal passages,
allays pain ana inflammation, heals the sores, pro
tects the membrane from colds, restores the senses
of taste and smell. Price SOc. at Druggists or by mail.
ELY BBOTBEBS. 66 Warren Street. New York.
BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENT.
I desire to inform mv friends and the
public that I have purchased the Short
band, Ke porting and Typewriting busi
ness of Mr. Fred D. Hill, of this city.
and am now comfortably located in the
corner room of.tbe tfettingen block,
over J. P. Mclnerny's dry poods' store.
corner Court and Second streets, The
Dalles, Oregon.
Connected with this business. I am
also equipped to prepare all kinds of
legal papers, abstract!) of land titles,
will handle real estate, loans and col
lections and do a general insurance
brokerage business, being in a position
to place all kinds of desirable risks with
three of the beet insurance companies
extant.
I shall at all times endeavor to merit a
fair share of the public patronage, by
promptly and diligently attending to
any business entrusted to my care.
Thanking my friends and the public
lor past favors shown and soliciting a
continuance of the same in the future, I
am at command.
Re8pectfnllv,
jy8-lw D."S. Dufdb.
Reasons Why Chamberlain's Colie
.Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem
edy Is the Best.
1. Beeanse it affords almost instant
relief in case of pain in the stomach,
colic and cholera morbus.
2. Because it is the only remedy that
never fails in the most severe cases of
dysentery and diarrhoea.
3. Because it is the only remedy that
will cure epidemical dysentery.
4. Because it is the only remedy that
will prevent bilious colic.
5. Because it is the only remedy that
will care chroic diarrhoea.
6. Because it is the only remedy that
can always be depended upon in cases of
cholera infantum.
7. Because it is the most prompt and
most reliable medicine in nse for bowel
complaints.
8. Because it produces no bad results.
9. Because it is pleasant and safe to
take.
10. Because it has saved the lives of
more people than any other medicine in
the world.
The 25 and 50c sizes for sale by
Blakeley & Houghton.
Subscribe for The Cheoniclk.
"Last summer one of our erand-
chidren was sick with a severe bowel
trouble," says Mrs. . G. Gregory, of
b rederickstown. Mo. "Our doctor's
remedy had failed, then we tried Cham
berlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy which gave verv epeedv relief."
For sale by Blakeley and Houghton.
Yellow washing nowder will make
your clothes the same color. Avoid
this by using Soap Foam. It's pure
white. a2-3m
FOR SALE.
For the next sixty days I will offer for
sale my place in Thompson's addition,
containing twenty acres, seventeen of
which is a fruit bearing orchard, con
sisting of choice fruits; a bouse of six
rooms, hard finish ; barns and outbuild
ings, two horses and harness, two
wagons and one cart, and a cow. Terras
$3,500 cash ; balance to suit purchaser.
For particulars address C. E. Bayard,
my agent, or call at my place of busi
ness. jn28-tf Chas. Fbazikb.
T-ET with a bis; B. Blackwell's Genuine Bull
r Ctirham Is in a class by itself. Yon will find
" coupon inside each two ounce hag, and two
pons Inside each four ounce bag of
Blackwell's
ionniEie
Smoking
Boy abas; of this celebrated tobacco
Will on gives a lis tor vaiuaDie presents ana now to get m
Wholesale.
jVLRLtT LQQUOftS,
CxUines and Cigats
THE CELEBRATED.
ANHEUSER-BUSCH
HOP GOLD
Anheuser-Busch Malt Nutrine, a non-alcoholic
beverage, unequaled as a tonic.
STUBLING & WILLIAMS.
flow ibout Your
JOB
We have the facilities for doing all kinds
of Job Printing, from a visiting card to a
catalogue, and we are after all the work we
can do. We not only desire 'o keep busy,
but would prefer to be rushed. Come in
and compare our prices with that of any
one, and compare quality of work. Let us
have your next order.
"There is a tide in the affairs of
leads on to fortune."
The poet unauestlonablv had reference to the
Closing Out Sale of
at CRANDALl
Who are selling those goods
MICHELBACH BRICK.
TUT. Z. DONNELL,
PESCKlPTIOri DRUGGIST
TOILET ARTICLES
Opp. A. M. Williams & Co.,
one .
liluriioiii
Tobacco
and read the eoupo
and
BEER
on draught
and In bottles.
piTIJtfQ?
men which, taken at its fiooa
Furniture and Carpets
&. BURGETS,
out at greatly-reduced rat
- - UNIOA ST.
AND PERFUMERY.
THE DALLES, OR.
WflltL PflPERI
WflMi PflPEHI
Just Received
5000
Rolls of Wall Paper. The
best patterns. The most
beautiful colors.
New Invoice
of Paints and Oils. Any
color or brand supplied.
ipes-Kinersly Drag Co.
FRENCH & CO.,
BANKERS.
TRANSACT A GENEKAL BANKING BU8INZ8
Letters of Credit issued available in the
Eastern States.
Sight Exchange and Telegraphic
lranBters soJd on Aew l ork, Chicago,
St. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Ore
gon, Seattle Wash,, and various points
in uregon ana Washington.'
Collections made at all points on fav-
oraDle terms.
TO THE
EKST!
GIVES THE CHOICE OF
TWO Transcontinental ROUTES!
GREAT
NORTHERN
RAILWAY.
OREGON
SHORT
LINE
-VIA-
Spokane
Salt Lake
Minneapolis
Denver
St. Paul
Omaha
Chicago
Kansas City
Low Rates to all Eastern Cities
OCEAN 8TEAMER8 Lme Portland
Iverr Five Days for
SAN" FRANCISCO, CAL
For full details call onO.K A Ova Agent at
j. uts uuiw, ur auuresa
W. EL HUELBURT, Gen. Pass. Agt
Portland, Oregon
E. M NEILL President and Manager
TIME CARD.
No. 4, to Spokane and Great Northern arrives
at 6 p. m., leaves at 6:05 p. m. No. 2, to Pendle
ton, Baker City and Union Pacific, arrives at 1:15
a m., departs ai i :zu a. in.
No 3, from Spokane and Great Northern, ar
rives at 8-30 a. m.. departs at 8:85 a.m. No. 1.
from Bakir City and Union Pacific, arrives at
o:oa a. m., aeparis at :uu a. m.
Nos. 23 and 24, moving east of The Dalles, will
carry passengers, jmo. Z3 gmves at6:3Up. m.,
uepuw hi u:4 p. m. ,
Passengers for Heppner will take train leaving
iicrv ! o.uo J. ill.
Administrator's Sale of Real Estate.
Notice is hereby given that under and hv vir
tue of an order of the County Court of the State
of Oregon for Waseo County, made on the 21st
aay or May, js7, in me matter of the estate of
Frank Ireland, deceased, I will, on Thursday, the
4tii uay ui .tuiie, lay, at me nour ox & o CiOCK
t. m. at the courthouse door fn Dalle rutv. In
Wasco, Oregon, sell to the highest bidder the
following described real estate belonging to said
estate, to-wit: The Southwest quarter of the
nortneasc quarter oi section iz. Township 2
North, Range 11 Eafct, W. M., in Wasco County
Oregon.
8aid premises will be sold in one parcel ard
for one-third cash at the time of the sale and
two-thirds in fonr months after the confirma
tion thereof, the deferred payment to be secured
by note and mortgage upon the premises sold.
Dalles City, Oregon, May 22, 1897.
GEORGE IRELAND.
Administrator ol the estate of Frank Ireland
aeceasea. . m'jfi-St-i
Executor's Sale.
Pursuant to an order of the Countv Court, nf
the State of Oregon for the Wasco Countv. mnrin
and entered on the 3d day of May, 1897, in the
matter of the estate of James McGahan, deceased,
directing me to sell the real property belonging
to the estate of said deceased, I will, on Satur
day, the 5th day of June, 1897, at the hoar of 2
o'clock p. m., at the courthouse door in Dalles
City, Oregon, sell at public sale, to the highest
bidder, ail of the following described real prop
erty belonging to said estate, to-wit: The
Southwest quarter of Section Eight, Township
One South, Range Fourteen East W. M., con
taining 160 acres more or less.
nu-i k. jr. uisuiiB. executor.
Do you want yonr windows cleaned,
carpets taken up, beaten and re laid, or
janitor work of any kind done by a
hrst-class man? it so, telephone .Henry
Johnson at Parkins' barber shop.
'Phone HQ. alO-tf
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Tie Dalles, Portia!
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The Dalles, Hood River, Cascade Lock s and Pi.,
GOOD SERVICE. LOWEST RAT Eg
DOWN THE VALlEI
oat to .
EASTERN OREGON?
Are you going
If so, save money and enjoy a beautiful trK
the Columbia. The west-bound train arrive," ,
The Dalles in ample time for passengers to t,Jr'
the steamer, arriving in Portland in time for
outgoing Southern and Northern trains;
bound passengers arriving in The Daries in t
to take the East-bound train. 7m0
For further information apply to
J. N. HARNEY, Agent,
Oak Street Dock. Portland. Oregon,
Or W. C. ALLAWAY, Gen. Agv -
The Dalles. OjJ
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