The Dalles Daily Chronicle. Tht only Republican Daily Neicspapet i Wasco Cauntv. EASTERN OFFICE 230 to S3Jt Temple Court, X. Y. Citv. E. KAT, Agent. Weekly Clubbing Kate. Chronicle and Oregoniun. . . Chronicle and Examiner Chronicle and Tribune .... Chronicle and N. Y". World $2 '25 1 75 . 2 00 WEDNESDAY JUNE 23, 1S97 FL EX IDLE C URREXC Y. The Labor Exchange idea theoret ically would not be a bad one. pro vided the premises were correct, for if the conditions described by the advocates of the system existed, the arguments they advance would be sound, llut are they? The major premise is that this country produces everything it needs. The minor that hy taking care of its products there would always be plenty tor all, and the conclusion that by adopting the Labor Exchange theory this would be done, and therefore there would be plenty of employment and plenty of the products of industry for all. The premises are incorrect, the conclusion necessarily faulty. In the lirst place the country does not produce all it needs. It produces no part of many things considered nec essaries, and it produces a vast sur plus of other necessaries. The Labor Exchange idea is to, for instance, here in The Dalles store the wool, grain and other products ot the country, and issue certificates calling for as much of the stored product as an person might deposit. These certificates would operate as a medium of exchange or money "When products are abundant the granaries would be filled with them and a large amount of this money would be put in circulation. "When crops were short there would be a demand for the stereo products, the certificates would be presented, re deemed in products and destroyed, thus reducing the volume of money. jS'ow let us suppose that this would work all right practically in a local way; how would it be on a larger scaler Suppose, for instance, that a person holding a certificate of de posit of 100 bushels of wheat should want a ton of salt, how would he be able to trade his wheat in a Dalles warehouse for salt in Michigan: or pay for iron in Pennsylvania with a similar certificate : or swap for coffee in IJrazil. tea in China, jute in India, rice, sugar, spices, silks, and the thousand products of other coun tries ? Jt is true the people of this coun try could live upon what they pro duce, but it would be a step back ward in civilization, not forward. Uesidcs how would it furnish employ ment for any now unemployed? "We would raise no more grain, man ufacture no more. If we as a nation were content to subsist upon what we produce, there would be less em ployment than now, for we now grow a surplus, giving employment to labor, and trade it for other prod ucts, through the medium of the world's money, to the world, lie sides this, theie are some things that could not be put in a warehouse live stock, perishable fruits vegeta bles, etc. How does the Labor Ex change people propose to handle these without money? We fear our friends have not yet solved the problem, and that their system is not an improvement, even upon what Mr. Sharp calls "the urude financial system of Alexander j Hamilton." No system has yet been i discovered that will permit the busi-j nesS of the world to be done without ! money, without some accepted me dium of exchange by which expressed values may be measured. "We know whereof wo speak, having had a good many years' experience in running country newspapers, and while the country editor can get along, and docs with less money than an body, lie must have some. He swaps paper for cord wood, butter, potatoes and such, and advertising space for a suit of clothes semi-occasior.ally, or some thing of tint kind: but when it comes to paying for paper and type the hard-hearted dealers refuse circus 1 tickets or subscription accounts. j l'hcy demand money, coin, and if they don't got it, the paper quits much thought; but it does hot seem to rerpiire a great deal. We cortfess to hankering to be convinced, for we would like to be able to get along without money; but it would require practical demonstration, instead of theories that bear in themselves the evidences of impracticability. Upon the occasion of the unveiling of the statue of Emperor William 1, the empeior, replying to the burgo master's toast, expressed his regrets that his father was not present. This sentiment has a llavor of Irishism about it that makes it amusing. The empeior seems to forget that had his father been alive, the statute would, in all probability, not have been made, and he himself would not have been emperor. It is of a piece with a story of a lady who during the seige of Paris, driven by hunger, had her pet poodle killed and served for her dinner. After having dined heartily, she gazed with tears in her eyes at the bones left from the feast and exclaimed: "Alas! PoorEido! How he would enjoy thosj bones if he were alive." CATARRH local'disease and is the result ot colds and sudden climatic changes. For your Protection we potitivcly state that this remedy does not contain mercury or any other injur ious drug. Ely's Cream Balm Is ncknowledied to b the most thornch cure for Nasal Catarrh, Co'.d in Head and Hay Fever of all remedies. It opens ami cleanses tho nasal passages, allay pain and inilammation. heals the eores, pro tects tile membrane from colds, restores the eent4 cf Wfte and Eraell. Price coc. at Drnzjists or by mail. liLY BKOTHEIiS. 0 Warren Street. New York. Some days Inter, when the captain called at headquarters, lie sought out the new lieutenant, whom lie found dolefully contemplating his unsaddled horse, which had a hue, raw sore on each side. "What on earth is the matter with your horse?" asked the captain. "Oh. nothing- much!" "But what made these terrible yores?" "The same thinp that made me a lieutenant," said the hero. "A hifr chunk of hot ham in each saddle bap; but for the love of the saints, don't tell the freneral or the boys." Youth's Com panion. "The Delft' Enameled Ware.- Mixed Blue and White out side and White inside. "The Delft" is the latest ware out in cooking utensils. Prices are about the same as granite ware, and a great deal cheaper than the aluminum Waiv, and prettier than oithor . , ' i-hom. rroods at Call and see the MAIER& BENTON'S 107 Second Street. Subecribe for Tin; Cuiioniclk. The highest touaccos good au Every Kfi knows there is none just as good cs BULL Smoke You will find acn tvoot!iiccb;ig,nu(l two ecu pons inside cr.cn lour cuncs bag of Mackwcll's Durban:. Buy a baft cf this cele brated tobacco coupon which of valuable to ret Wholesale CClines and Cigars. THE CELEBRATED ANHEUSER-BUSCH and HOP GOLD Anheuser-Busch Malt Nutrine, a non-alcoholic bevnrage, unequaled as a tonic. STUBLING & WILLIAM NEW SPRING GOODS NEW SPRING GOODS JUST ARRIVED JUST ARRIVED C. F. 11 There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its Jlooa leads on to fortune." The poet unciuestionablv had reference to the Closing Out Sale of at CRANDALl Who are selling those goods MICHKLBACH BRICK. New York Weekly Tribune With the close of the Presidential Campaign THE TKI15UNE recognizes the fact that the American people are now anxious to give their attention to home and business interests. To meet this condition, politics will have far less space and prominence, until another State or National occasion demands a renewal of the light for the principles for which THE TRIBUNE has labored from ita inception to the present (lav. and won its greatest victories. Every possible efrort will be put forth, and money freely apont, to make THE WEEKLY TJtlHUNE pre-eminently n National Family Newspaper, interesting, instructive, euieriuiuiug unu inuispeneauie We furnish "The Chronicle" and N. Y. Weekly Trib une one year for only $1.75. IW Write your name and address on a postal card, send it to Geo. W. Best, Tribune Office, New York City, and a sample copy of The New York Weekly Trib une will be mailed to you. Job Printing claim for other is "just ns Durham." ckl sjmoher one coupon ins and read the tiivcs a list prcsciiUnmd bow tlictn BEER on draught and in bottles. v. STEPHENS, Furniture and Carpets & BURGET'S, out at greatly-reduced rat - - UNIO.N PVT. -FOU Farmers and Villagers, KOIt Fathers and Mothers, ion Sons and Daughters, l'Olt All the Family. 10 eucu meniuer oi me luuillv. If AM liCC J fill Feb 3 at This Office. WALL PflPERT WALIt PAPEHI Just Received 5000 Vvolls of Wall Paper. The best patterns. The most beautiful colors. New Invoice of Paints and Oils. Any color or brand supplied. Siiipes-I(mersly Drug Co. FRENCH & CO., BANKERS. IT.ANSACT A GENERAL BANKING HUBINEB Letters of Credit ieaued available in the Enstnni Str.' Sight Exchange and Telegraphic Transfers sold on Now York. Chicago, St. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Ore gon, Seattle Wash,, and various points in Oregon and Washington. Collections made at all pointB on fav orable terms. la. COMINI, SOLE DEALER IN THE DALLES OK HE 1 ial e A Perfect Protection from Water and Dampness. Preserves the Body by Ex eluding the Air. It possesses every merit claimed for thu most expensive vaults, viz: absolute security and durability, thus making a permanent and imperishablo resting place for the ueau. This vault is made of six pieces of mar ble which can be iirmlv fastened to gethei with cement, thus making them air aim water tight. All Kinds Cemetery Work Mr. Coniitii has on hand a large sup ply oi nrst-ciass .Marble, to bo used in Monuments, etc. Prices lower than in Portland. N ORTHERN PACIFIC RY. s Pullman Elegent Toui?ist Sleeping Cars Dining Cars Sleeping Car HT. IAT!L MINNKAriI,I 1IUMJTII KA1!G) TO GUAM) FOR tmOOKSTOX WINNIl'KO HKI.KNA nn HUTTK Through Tiekets CHICAGO T WASHINGTON J'HU.ADKLI'HIA KW VOUK HUSTON AND ALL l'OINTS KA8T ami HOUTH For Information, rimo ftnnlu !.. iw... cal on or writi i to 1 ' l"'vu" W. C. ALLAWAY. Agent, The Dalles, Oregon OR A. D. CHARLTON. Asst. G. P. A .'lu.rinuii uor. mini. I'ortmnti oreitnu This In Your Opportunity, On receipt of ten cent, cosh or stamps, a Kcnorous sample will bo mailed of tho most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure (Ely's Cream Balm) snffloieut to demon, treto tlio great merits of Uio remedy, ELY BROTHE118, CO Warren St., New York City, llev. John Iteid. Jr.. of fit-Pit PViiia nrnn recommended Ely's Cream Balm to me. I Aft,, Allltllinaluy. l.f.. .1.1 l l.V. . vM.j.u.tmra Uin omioiueui, "u ih a posi tive euro for catarrh if used as directed. " Be v. Francis W. Poole, Pastor Central Pre Church, Helena, Mont. Ely'H Cream Balm in ih w - hw MW TIIVUUVW care for catarrh ami coutains no mercury MflT.1 Bur Vaults You Get the P f, 5 1: d S?5Srs A$ents' Jobrs and Middlemen by buyinr dj. rect from the manufacturer. No betier wheel made than the Acme Bicycle Built in our own factory by skilled workmen, using the best material and the most improved machinery. We have no arjar.h Sold direct from factory to iha rider, fully warranted. Sliij-ped anywhere for examination. WRITE FOR Our Interesting Offer Acmo Cycle Co., Elkhart, fcd, Regulator Line The Dalles, Portlanfl an! Astoria Navigation Co.' FREIGHT AND PASSENGER LINE BETWKEN The Dalles, Hood Kivcr, Cascade Iwis and Port laud dally, except Sunday. GOOD SERVICE, LOWEST RATES. DOWN THE VM OR TO EASTERN OREGON? Are you going If so, save money and enjoy r Dcautlful trip on the Columbia. The ve-,Mjound trulti arrlvesat The Dalles In ample time for pnsseniters to take the steamer, arriving in I'ortland in time for the outgoing Houtheni and Northern trains; East bound passengers arriving in The Dalles in tim to take the East-bound train. For further information apply to J. N. HARNEY, Agent, Oak Street Dock, I'ortland, Oregon, Or Vi. C. ALLAWAY, Gen. Ant. The Dulles. Orejon DOORS, WINDOWS, SHINGLES, FIRE BRICK, FIRE CLAY, LIME, CEMENT, Window-Glass and Picture Moulding. DR. 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