The Dalies Daily Chronicle, Til k iai.i.i:s, OltKOUN A(lvirtllnjr lt:iti". l'(r Inch M :o 1 w To SO ? j no 2 w 1 so 1 on one iiifli or Iii D.illy i Over two lttehe mul under tour iucho-. Over four Iuclio ntul under twelve Inches Over twelve lnehe I1AU.Y .Xt) WT.KKI.Y One inch or los, per Inch Over one Inch mul ntuler four laches Over four Incite- mul under twelve Inches Over twelve lnche . )tffl Out-door life and Scott's Emulsion of Cod-liver Oil with Hypophosphites have cured thousands of cases of consump tion in the early stages. They cure old, advanced cases too; but not so many, nor so prompt ly. When a case is so far ad vanced that a cure cannot be made, even then SCOTT'S EMULSION checks the rapid ity of the disease, relieves the pains in the chest, reduces the night sweats, and makes the cough easier. In these cases it comforts and prolongs life. Don't experiment with cures that destroy the digestion. Pin your faith to the one remedy which has b:cn THE STAN dard foR Over 20 Years. Eook about it free for the asking. For sab by all druggists at 50c. and $1.00. SCOTT & BOWNE, New York. I'Ensn.VAL .MENTION "V. H. Wilson is at Condon taking testimony heiore a referee. Judge Bennett and wife went to Port laud yesterday morning to remain a couple of days. Mr. H. McKihhen, of the Oregon Senator, published at Portland, called at this oflice today. Mr. Chas. Johnson, who has been on a trip through thecountry in the inter est of Pease & Mays, returned Thursday. Frank, son of F. J. Chase, who has been in San Francisco for some time, arrived home last night and will remain during the summer. Mr. Otto Yaisli, of Cross Keys post oflice, came to town yesterday atternoon Ile says the crop prospects are fairly good in his neighborhood. Mrs. Eliot came from her summer home at Hood liiver last night to attend the sunt: recital, and returned this morning, accompanied by her daughter, Miss Dorothea Eliot. Miss Alice Peters, of Umatilla, who lias been visiting friends in the city for the past week, left on yesterday morn ing's train for Hubbard, Marion county, where she will spend the summer months. Mr. Koger Sinnott returned from I5ak er City this morning, but The Ciikon icle scribe was unable to run across him, hence cannot give his ideas of tiie tournament. We note though that he was one of the timers. W. A. Campbell, surveyor, accom panied by George and Charley Campbell and Homer Augell, went to the Cas cades on the Dalies City this morning. They will survey a tract of land live or six miles south of the Cascades. ltIKI. In Hood llivcr valley, June S, 1S97, Amy Kogers, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. E. 0. Rogers, aged 12 years. THE CHURCHES. Pastor Rev. O. 1). Taylor, will preach at the First Uaptist church, Sunday morning at eleven o'clock. There will be no evening service. Lutheran services t the brick school house, on Union street, tomorrow, as follows: .Morning service at 11; Sunday school 11' :03; evening ser vice at S. At tli" Congregational church, corner of Court and Filth streets, Suuday services as follows; At 11 a. m. wor-' ship, and a sermon by the pastor, W. i C. Curtis. Sunday school immediately after the morning service. Meeting of the Young People'u Society ot Christian Endeavor at 7 p. in. Tonic, The Rest way to study the Rihle; Pa xix :7-M. In the evening there will be a Sunday school concert. All persona not wor shipping elsewhere are cordially invited, B USINESS LOCALS . Soap Foam excels all other wushing compounds, a'J-'lm Do you want vour windows cleaned, j carpets taken up, beaten and re laid, or ( janitor worn oi any kiiiu none ny a first-class man? If ho, telephone Henry Johnson at Parkins' barber shop. 'Phono 111). al0-tf THE FUNNEL TRICK. An IntcrcstliiB Prolixin llevUoil by Sport It i CtillforiiliuiN. Jerry Lynch 1ms linnlly learned the flintier trick. Tie took it in two doses one on one evening mid the other the next. The senator sauntered tin to the Bohemian club the other day and saw two or three of the younger menders at tempting a miw feat, nntl he watched them with interest. One of them, says the San Francisco News Letter, stuck a funnel inthetopof his'trousers, threw his head back, placed a 50-eent piece on his forehead and tried to drop it in the funnel by slowly lowering- Ids head. After all had failed Jerry insisted on trying it, though all had tried to dissuade him from attempting a feat too dillieult for them. The funnel was placed in the waistband of his trousers and lie threw back his head to receive the coin on his expansive brow. At that juncture a pitcher of ice water was emptied into the funnel, and by the time Jerry got through dancing the joker bad vanished. The senator's temper improved with dry raiment and the next night at the club he started in to show a couple of friends the funnel trick. 'Tt's this way," he explained, "you put the funnel in the top of your panta loons, so, then throw your head back, so. and wow!" Again Jerry was forced to change his raiment, and he is not showing people what he knows about the funnel trick. HARD ON CATS. A Fronoh Government CiinimUsiiinor Cen sure tin; Conduct of omdiil Cats. The French government has just had occasion to appoint a commission to inquire into the grievances of the cits in its employ. Their report is an amus ing ixhibition of official stupidity, and will rouse a righteous indignation in the bosom of all friends of the ustul niouser. It appears that cats are kept in some of the French military magazines to keep down the surplus population of rats and mice. Their food is -egul'ited by ministerial decree according to cir cumstances, and at present there is a regulation in force authorizing an ex penditure of Vi- centimes per cut per diem. lUit this doe not seem enough, as the unfortuinte governmental cats have grown extremely thin, so at last the ministry appointed specialists to inquire into the matter. These have gravely reported that "the ctus of the army are very slow to accustom them selves to the diet prescribed by thetrnv ernment circular. Thus they seldom cat bread, and never lap up greasy wa ter unless actually driven thereto by Jiangs of hunger, so that they are d. iug off or else abandoning the mil ;'..iry mag azines." A Chine! 1'ileilrlver. Piles were being driven in one of the new buildings for a foundation for a punch. They were eight inches in diameter and fourteeen feet long. The staging was bamboo, and so was the frame for the hammer, which was a round piece of cast iron, with a hole in the center for a guide rod. Attached to the hammer block were:" ropes, car ried up to the- top of the frame and down on the outside, looking very much like the old-fashioned Maypole. Twenty seven women had hold of the ends, and with a sing-song, all together, pulled down; up the rod, four feet, trav eled tlie hammer; then, at a scream, all let go, and down it came on top of the pile, which was protected by a'band or ring. The women were paid 20 cents in gold er day. This .Maypole driver is in general use throughout Japan and China. Eliot's Indian lllnle. Miss Frances II. Tribou, daughter of Chaplain Tribou, takes exception to the oft-repeated statement that no man now living can read Idiot's Indian llible. She writes Zien's Herald that at the Mohonk Indian conference of 1MW she heard Iiishop Whipple say that it Is a mistake to say it cannot be read, lo calise the Ojibways of .Minnesota can read it. As the bishop's remarks are published in the proceedings of the con ference, and as ho is an authority or such matters, .Miss Tribou's exceptior seems to be well taken. I'uy Vnni; Thm;s, The county court is determined that the taxes shall be collected closely and that the delinquent list -dial! practically vanish. To accomplish this the couri has made an imperative oider, acting under which the sheri,r in collecting taxes will be compelled to add all costs of collection on and after July 1st. Steps will bo taken to enforce collections as rapidly as possible after July 1st, and those who wish to avoid costs will do well to p.iv up before the date named. ' JU jlyl lluokleu'u Arnica r)nlu. The best salve in the world for cute, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fovei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilbluiiie, corns, and nl! skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piien, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect flattsfac tion. or money refunded, Prico '2b cents per box. For mile ty Rlakcluy and Houghton, druggists. Nebraska corn for sale at the Wasco warehouse. Ilest feed on earth. in!)tf Wo sell Floe Cake soap. Pease k Maye. a3 2ni Subscribe forTiiK CwtoNiCLK. POPULAR FALLACIES. . That n good appetite is always bliss. That it is worth while discovering a new comet. That treading on a velvet carpet edi flws the soul. I That calling it a landscape will im prove a back yard. That the poetic habit is tin abomina tion and a snare. That a taste for liquor is one of the i fyniptowis of genius. ' That it's easier to analyze a dude than carbonie-neid gas. That encyclopedic knowledge can purchase a five-cent cigar. That cat music isn't strong enough to penetrate a brick wall, i That there's more science in safe breaking than there is in poker. 1 That watolu with the most expen sive movement - keep the best time. That the man wit.ise debts are till paid cares much about the decalogue. Judge. IN COLLEGE AND SCHOOL. Ex-Minist::i: K. J. I'n::i.fs is again ou the list of Vale's; law lecturers. An elective course in swimming has i recently been opened to the juniors ut i Vassar.' 1 Without an exception I'riticetun'i handsomest building when completed ' will be the new Commencement hall, the gift of Mrs. Charles Alexander, of ' New York. The building will cout up- ! ward of SliOll.OOO. ! Col. Amos A. I'akki'.i:. who recently died in Keene. ,. II.. at th? ago of ' over 101 years, is said to have boen mi . doubtedly the oldest college graduate I n the I'nited States. He tool; his di ' from the university of Vermont Yellow washing powder will make vour clothes the same color. Avoid this by using Soap Foam. It's pure white. n'-Mhu )ou 3bout Your job "We have the facilities for doing all kinds of Job Printing, from a visiting card to a catalogue, and we are after all the work we can do. "We not, only desire ';o keep busy, but would prefer to be rushed. Come in and compare our prices with that of any one, and compare quality of work. Let us have your next ordor. 5?f?roii;le publistyii 5?o. C. W. PHELPS & CO. -DKAM'ltti IX- Agricultural Implements. Drapers Manufactured and Repaired. Pitts' Threshers, Powers and Extras. ! Pitts' Harrows and Cultivators. Celebrated Piano Header. Lubricating Oils, Etc. , White Sewing Machine and Extras. EAST SECIOJsD STREET, 7VL Z. DONNELL, PfESCflPTIOfl DRUGGIST TOILET ARTICLES Opp. A. M. Williamst Co., TEXAN HOSPITALITY. Tim I'iuhIiik 51tr:i!lt;(v 'ilwiit Invited I" ti ml Tnhrti taw of. "The latch itring hangs out" ex pre sod the hospitality of the southern frontier in the days "helmv the war." If a traveler rode up before the fence that separated the log cabin from the road he was greeted by " Light, stranger, 'light!" Without this salu tation no one distMoiinte 1. but it was rarely withheld. Mr. UT.liam .. in his recent book, "Sam Houston." thus de scribes the impulse of hospitality, which made every traveler a guest during the early settlement of Texas: The traveler who rode up to the front fence was instantly invited to alight. His horse was staked out or hobbled to feed on the prairie grr and the vidtor sat down to exchange the news with hi-- lev.!. The coffee mill was set goisrr. if there wore any of the preeioiiK grain., in Hi. house, and the h-ipper in the hello..- log 1 grind ing the corn. The veni on or l.onr meat was put on the coals and the ashcake baked. After the meal and the evening pipe the visitor stretched himself on a buf falo robe on t he lloor with the mem bers of the family and slept the sleep of health and fatigue. In the morning the response to any inquiry as to the charge was: "You can pay me by com ing again." The story that a certain hospitable settler used to waylay trawler on the road and compel t hem to vi.it him tit the muznle of a doiiMi- hi.rrt led shot gun wasonly a humorous e:::"rgeration of the instinct for h..-.pita!ily which characterised the eominiinitj. The visitor was a llvi::.' newspaper, who brought the nil';- new, obtain able, and was a welccim." relief to the monotony and lonelinesof the wildci uess. The merchant wdio tells you be has something else as good as Hoe Cake soap is a good man to keep away from. nlMitn p-WTW THE DALLES, OR AND PERFUMERY. THE DALLES, OR. NOTICE-SALE OF CITY LOTS. Notice is hereby given that by au thority of ordinance No. 2)2, which nne(i the Common Council o Dalles (Jitv April 10th, 1897, entitled, 'An or dimu.ee to provide for the alo of certain lots belonging to Dalles City, I will, on .Saturday, the loth day of May, ISO, sell at public auction, to the highest bidder, all the following lots and purtP of lots in Gates addition to Dalles City, Wasco county. Oregon, to-wit: Lots 0 Rtid 10 jointly, m ock U ; 0 Is 7, -8. dand 10, jointly in block 15; lo s 7 S, I), and 10, jointly in bloiik .il, known its butte; lots 10, 11 and 12, in block 27; lot 0 in block ill; lots 2, ., 4, fl, tl, 7. S, , 10 and 11, in bk k do; 1018 2, -1,8.1). 10, J 1 and 12 in block 30; lota 15, A, fi. 0, 7. 8, 0. 10, 1 1 and 12, in block l!7; lots 1. 2, !), 4, 5, b. 8, J, 10, 11 and 12, in block 42; lots 1, J, o, 4 f 0. 10 and 11, in block 415; lots 1. 2, 7; 10, 11 and 12. in bloc 41, and lots 1, 2. I), 4, o, 0, in block 4b. The reasonable value of sa '. 'ote, for lep than which they will no., e sold, has been lixtd i.tsd determine, t y the Common Council of Dalles City as fol lows, to-wit: Lots 0 and 10, in block 14, li0; lots 7, 8, 0 and 10, jointly in block lo, $200 ; lots 7, 8, t) and 10, jointly in block 21, $200; lot 10, in block 27, $225; lot 11, in block 27, $225 ; lot 12, in block 2, flOO; lot 9, in block .'54, !?100; lots 2, 15, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block Ho, each respect ively $100; lots 0 and 7, in block So, each respectively $125; lota 2, 15, 4, S, ), 10 and 11, in block o0. each respectively $100; lot. 12, in block 'M, $125; lots 15, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10 and 11, in block 157, each re spectively $100; lotH 0, 7 and 12. in block !!7, each respectively $12o; lots 2, :, 10 and 11, in block 41, ench respectively $100; lots 1, 7 and 12, in block 41, each respectively $125; lots 15, 4, 5,8,9, 10 and 11. in block 42, each respectively $100; lot h , dand 12, in block 42, each respectively $125; lots 2, I!, 4, 5,9, 10 and 11, in block 43, each respectively $100; lot 1, in block 43, $125; lots 2, 3, 4 and 0, in block 40, each respectively $100; lots 1 and 0, in block 40, each respectively $125. Each of these lots will 'be sold upon the lot respectively, and none of them will be sold for a less sum than the value thereof, as above stated. One-fourth of the prico bid on any of said lota shall be paid in cash at the time of sale, and the remainder in three equal payments on or before, one, two and three years from the date of said sale, with interest on such deferred pay ments at the rate of 10 per cent per annum, payable annually; provided that the payment may be made in full at any time at the option of the pur chaser. The said sale will be(dn 011 the 15th day of May, 1S97, at the hour of 2 o'clock p. in. of said day, and will con tinue from time to time until all of said lots shall be sold. Dated this 13th day of April, 1897. Giiju'kt W. Piim.i'H, Recorder of Dalles City. I'or Null!. Lots A, B, K and L, block 30; A E, block 72; A, 15, C, D, E and F, block 82, and A, P., C, I) and K, block 25. Apply tO W.M. SlIACKUI.KOlM). THE NEW YORK WORLD THRICE-fl-WEEK EDITION. 18 l'HU'fh u Wuck. 150 raiiiirx u Vom it stands first among 'weekly" papors in size, frequency of publication and freshness, variety and reliability of con tents. It is practically a daily at the low price o a weekly ; and its vast list of subscribers, extending to every state and territory of the Union and foreign coun tries, will vouch for the accuracy and fairness of its news columns. It is splendidly illustrated, and among its special features are a fine humor page, exhaustive market reports, all the latest fashions for women and a long series of stories by the greatest living American and English authors, ('oiiim Doyle, iluruiiiu K. .luroine, Htmiliiy Wuyniau, Mary K. WIUUiih Anthony llouii, Knit lliirto, llruniliir IMimhowH, Ktc. We ofl'er this unequaled newspaper and The Dalles Twice-a-Weok Chronicle to gether one year for $2.00. The regular price of the two papers is $3.00. J. i. fiCIIK.NK, President. U. 11, liK.U.l., Cashier. First national Batik. THE DALLES - - - OREGON n. ueucrui xuuiKing uufiineBB transacted Deposits received, aubject to Sight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly wi,..!K.,,l ,1.,.. f ' J Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on Now Vork, ban Francisco and port- land. UIKECOTOUti. D. P. TllOMl'HON. Jno. S. Suiiknck. ho. M. Williams, Uko. A. Liehk. H. M. Bkam.. Harry Liebe, PRACTICAL r Watchmake Jeweler All work promptly attended to, mul warranted. 174 VOGT BLOCK. EASTi GIVES THE Choice of Transcontinental tate ' VIA . , Minneapolis St. Faul KansaaC Low Rates to all Eastern Cities OCEAN STKAMKHS l,vave ,, Kv.,,v Five liny, for "lul SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. W, If. IH'KUIUIIT, Gen. Pu,t K. M'NKILL President mid Mana cr The Now Tlmo Card. Under the new time card, which joei into effect tomorrow, trains wi!lmove follows : Ko. 4, to Spokane and Great Northtrn arrives at G p. m., leaves at 6:0op.o. No. 2, to Pnndleton, Laker City and Union Pacific, arrives 1:15 a. m.,de. parts 1 :20'n. m. No. .'I, from Spokane and Great Notft. orn, arrives 8:H0, departs 8:3o a. & No. 1, from Haker City and Union Ps cilic, arrives 1 :20, departs 1 :2o a. m. Nos. 2'i and 24, moving east of The Dalles, will carry passengers. No. 23 arrives at 0:30 p. 111., departs 12:43 p. in. Passengers for Heppner will take train leaving hero 0:03 p. in. EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Eoute OF TIIE Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leiivomid nre due to nrrivc at fortlm! I.KAVK. mm. OVERLAND KX-I press, Kiilem, Hose-' burn, Ablilmid, Sue-1 riunenti), Ogden.Snn I Krniiciseo, Jtojiwe, ( I.oh Aiif,'eles,El l'as-o, 1 New Orleiuis uml f,:()) 1. M 9.30 A.M. I lEiwt J .u t Hoseburii mid way U- 1:3) P.M I f Via Woodburu tor ! I Mt.AiiKel, Sllvcrton, Daily .!!.',.,?, West Sclo, Drowns- MCtpt '! 1 1 vilUyjprlngtioMaud Suniaji huiuliij. . Nlltrim , J t-.-n v u I (Corviillls mid way t'..,0 A "'! iHtatioiis. m.-ji 1. m I (MeMiimvillo 11 11 d ti.uu i..u,; wnv atntlons t 3:50P.M. It SiJiP.M Dally. fDauy, cxecnt Sunday. DINING CANS OX OODKN ItOUIE. PULLMAN HUFFKT Sl.KKl'KRS AND SECOND-CLASS BLKEl'IXG CAES Attached to all Through Tralas. Direct connection at .-:nu Kraucifco with j dental and Oriental and I'cclllc mall stciW linen for JAPAN anil CHINA. Sailing dates on at plication. ,r Through Ticket Olhee.lSI Third strcct;te throtmh tickets to all point in tbt im States, Canada and Europe can be oWHaecu lowe,t rates from KmKl,M All above traliiH arrive at im depar tltoff Grand Central Station, Fifth and Irving YAMHILL DIVISION'. Pasj-enKcr Depot, foot of JedewnHrccr. Uavo for OSWEGO, daily, 7:0n. in.; 12:15, 1:13, 0::, ifin. (and 11 :'M p. 111. on Saturday only, and and a:3( i. in. on Sundays only). ,x Portland dally at 7:Uinnd8iS0 n N:l.-i, r,::i5 and 7:5.'. p. in.., ('""1 infl w ,3 1 5:10 p. m. on Sundays only). Ix-nve for Sheridan, week days, tl:MP'D Arrive at Portland, di'Mu. m U'avo for AIULIE on Moiiday, JJJjJJfif Krioay at 9:40 a. 111. Arr vo at lorlianu, (lav, TliuiMlny and Saturday at 3.03 v- . . . u.ititnl.1V. Except hiuiilay. r..i' - It. KOKULEK, Manager. STAG-E LINE Tl.ro.iKH by daylight via Grass VdW.M"1 mid Cross Hollows. nOUOLAI. AUM. T 0maha Dalles. Mora aod 1 V. 111. WlllTHi""' Statres leave Tlio DaUes from Urollg.erj at 7 .u ni. also from Antclowa IkW Monday. Wednesday Mltchel made at Antelope for Pr ae 1 n IU4tietTb imintH beyond. Oloso cc "WU'm, Dalles with railways, trains and w- HtaKes from Antelono 1 reach iw g, p. days, Tliurodays mid baturdas av KATEH or FAllB. Dalles to Deschutes , .. Z do Moro... . Jo do Grass Valley ,,. ,. J do. Kent. 1 so do Cross Hollow",- , . J Antelope to Cross Hollows jg do Kent. .... ,gt do Grow Valley do Mom " , '"loo do Dennliaees ' ' do Dalles C. M. WIUTKLtAWi .. ...Ilia