Be--'1 11 r The Dalles Daily Chronicle, The only Republican Raibj Neicspnpei n Wnsco Cauntu. EASTERN OFFICE 2M to 234 Temple Court, jV. Y. Citv. E. tZATX, Agent. SATURDAY. APRIL 24. 1807 SCOTT, THE RIGHT MAN. "Vc loarn. but not from the Ore gonian, that Hon. II. W. Scott is now in "Washington, for the purpose of urging the seating of Corbett. It is quite proper that the chief train-wrecker should be on hand to look after the plunder. The gang patterned after the fanner who dis covered the boy in his apple tree. They first throw grass, J. Thorburn lioss and "Wallace McCamant, then dirt, Tony Noltner, and now thev are trying the effect of a pebble in Ilai vej Scott. Mr. Scott goes back to convince the senate that the legislature did not meet and that, therefore, tlie governor had the right to ap point the senator. His words ought to have weight. He can tell the senate, none better, why it did not meet. He can tell it that in the col umns of the Oregonian, the great paper of the Northwest, he thundered forth the fiat, ''"When Mitchell is out of the way the Ore gon legislature will meet, and not before." He can tell it that he as editor of the Oregonian, brought that paper's great influence to the aid of Joe Simon, whom it has lepeatedly pronounced a "boss." He can tell it that he joined hands with Jonathan Bourne, whom he pro nounced a traitor to the Republican party, to prevent the legislature meeting. He can tell it that he took the Populist members to his heart and coddled them as his first-born to persuade them to avoid their hound en duty. He can tell it that lie bolted the slate convention and fought the regular Republican nomi nee for congress Ellis, for no other reason than that the indorsement of that gentleman would prevent his attacking Senator Mitchell's position. He can tell it that he and others in veigled a decrepit old man to open his purse and squander his 11101103' 111 the pursuit of the will-o'-the-wisp, honor, in the foul swamp of politics. He can tell it that he was the David who gathered the soreheads from all , parties at his political cave of Ad-; dullam. lie can tell it that moved by blind hate of Mitchell he has. in j season and out, fought that gentle-1 man and his friends for eighteen years. He can tell it tiiat ho under-j took to pull Mitchell down eighteen 3'ears ago. that he might step from his prostrate body into his seat in the senate. He can tell it that there is no depth to which he will not de scend, no scheme of political treachery which his ears wili not drink in gladly, no assassination of Truth for which the dagger of his pen is not plucked forth, no folh too foolish to allure him 011 to the accomplishment of the one insatiate desire of his dis appointed heart the destruction of .Jonn II. Mitchell. If his statements are not heeded by the senate, let the Corbett gang send on its other leaders. Let it forward Joe Simon Rourne, U'Ren, Rarclay, Rilyeu and all that host of noble patriots who disgraced civilization at Salem. Let the senate, in its capacity as a jury, look upon the faces of the witnesses, and then seat Corbett if it can. to which was the better man. The argument lasted through all the stages of that kind of pleading. There was the complaint presented with the right hand of one, the do , murrer filed on his antagonist's nose by the other, then followed in quick succession the answer, the reply, the rejoinder, the sur-rejoinder, 1 lie re butter, the sur-rcbutter and the pleas in continuance. During the four teenthly Scmichy advanced a forci ble argument that struck Evmis on the point of the chin, and the sub sequent proceedings interested him no more. lie fell like a log, was carried from the ring and in a day or so took passage with old Charon into the land of shadows, where, let us hope, armed with the ccstus. he may box the happy hours away with some of Virgil's men of mighty prowess. Evans is dead, and will remain so for a long time. The debate was 111 some respects expensive to him, but just think what a good time the crop-haired gentry had all for $0 apiece. "What thrills of pleasure must have chased themselves up and down the spinal columns of that crowd of noble men, as they saw the insensible form of the defeated de bater carried out of the blood-stained ring. 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