The Dalles Daily Gtoniele,
The only Republican Daily Nempapei
Wasco County.
EASTERN OFFICE 2S0 to j?flf Temple
Court, jY. Y. Citv. E. AM TZ, Agent.
MONDAY,
APRIL 12. 1S97
DAXCIXG AXD THE DEVIL.
A correspondent of the Times
Mountaineer misusing the name of
"Consistency,'' enters his protest
against starting a dancing school in
this city. Ho very modestly begins
his protest by asking leave to "sub
mit a thought or two,'" but as lie
forgot to submit them, it is fair to
presume that tfhen he knocked at
the front door of his intellect, there
was nobody at home. Here are his
alleged thoughts, fresh from the sup
posed home of his thinker:
jS'ow this fellow's intentions mayi
be good
harm, yet at the same time, experi
ence, general observation and com
mon sense, all teach us that the so
called "art" of dancing is but an
invention of the devil, calculated to
lure our noble youi.g men and women
on to lives of disgrace and disrepute
(as statistics will abundantly prove)
and I hereby enter my protest
against such an infernal school as
this being brought into our midst.
"We would suggest to "Consisten
cy" that the term "fellow" is neither
polite nor oven moderately sarcastic,
and its use shows a mental vacuity
where ideas may not find abiding
place. As for the cievil inventing
object of securing Crete, even at the
risk of setting all Europe by the cars.
"Ve glory in her spunk, and hope she
will pitch into the unspeakable Turks
and whale tnem to a finish. The
American people would like to see
the outcome of the struggle, and to
know whether or not the civilized
and Christian nations of Europe will
continue to stand in with the cres
cent and assist in perpetuating the
massacre of people of account of
their religion. If the powers do
this, we on this side of the Atlantic
will try and seek more congenial
friendships among the heathen across
the Pacific. A Chinaman would not
fight his own people because they
were of the same
himself.
religious belief as
Today's Orcgoniau contains a lot
of mining news from linker City that
speaks well for that prosperous camp.
Every little district is starting up its
mills and mines, and the reports corn-
he may not mean to do any j mg in from each, show that the sea
son is to bo one of unexampled pros
perity. Baker lias long been mined
by men who neitlur understood its
ores nor mining; but this has all
changed. There are expert miners
there now, and the output of gold in
the next few years will astonish the
world As we said the other day,
we believe it is destined to be the
greatest gold mining camp in the
world.
I $250000 J
ywjfi Given Away f
s SM 1 1 1 ft II this year itl valuabIe
V V . i i str Vrii will fitifl nno rrimrm ill- V
O
H The Best
8 SmafchjjgTofraseoEyiatie
Yon will find otic coupon in
side each s-ouuee bn.',r, and two
coupons inside each 4-ounce
bag. Ihvyabag, read the coupon
and sec how to get your share.
Attention lliri;nt'll.
The horsemen will meet at IJaheoven
.May 1st, for the purpose of having u
er.eral round up. All liorseowners aie
dancing for the especial purpose of j requested to be present,
"luring noble young men and women" . H. Hoote.v,
(the latter evidently regardless of JmI.vx'k Filming
age) '-on to lives of disgrace and dis
repute," we don't believe that "Sta
tistics will abundantly prove it."
Bring on your statistics; give us
something besides the bare assertion
and we will undertake to sho.v
"Consistency" that there are two
sides to the question, one of which
alone being suflicient to crowd his
mentality; Nature kindly kept the
other from him.
Dancing is like a great many
other amusements, it can be made
1
harm of, although itself, under proper!
conditions, harmless. We can re-1
member the time, and we are no an
tediluvian either, when the fiddle
was the invention of the devil, and
Wholesale
mines and Cigars.
Wfllili PflPEfll
Wfllili PfiPEHl
Just Received
You Get
the Profits
Of Dealers, Agents, Jobbers
and Middlemen by buying di
rect from the manufacturer. '
THE CELEBRATED.
ANHEUSER-BUSCH and
HOP GOLD BEER
on draught
and In bottles.
Anhetiser-Buscli Malt Wutrine, a non-alcoholic
j "bevorage, unequaled as a tonic.
STUBLING & WILLIAM;-
ATARRH
LOCAl'SDISEASE
and i-.tlio result of colds and
cudden climatic changes.
For your Protection
positively state that this
rcmeily does not contain
mercury or any other Injur
ious drim,
Ely's Cream Balm
ii? acknowledged to be the most thorensh euro for
Nasal Catarrh, Cold in Head and llay i'evcr of all
remedies'. It open and cleanses the nasal passages,
n.iays pain ami Inllamniation, heals the Enres, pro
tects the membrane from colds, restores the tenses
of tnpto and smell. Price fit)?, at l).-ust;ist3 or by mail.
ELY UHOTUEHS. 00 Warren Street. New York.
I
SUM DUB H 4fc
Headquarters for Seed Grain of ail kinds.
Headquarters for Feed Grain of all kinds.
Headquarters for Rolled Grain, ail kinds.
Headquarters for Bran, Shorts, S"1i?L'l feIi
Headquarters for "Byers' Best" Pendle
ton Flour.
This Flour is manufactured expressly for family
use; every sack is guaranteed to give satisfaction".
I SIOO Ilmvunl 8100. I
I The readers of this paper will be
j pleased to learn that there is at least
1 one dreaded disease that science has 1
been ablo to cure in all its stages, and . nr.. ,.n i 1 n 1 .. :.. n. 4... 1 :i .i..n ......i
...1 tl.- ,.,.,il.,,,, t,n b ten uur !U'i unioi 111.111 .111, y iiuusu in uic u Hue, iiuu u vuu nun i II1111K SO
VWieil llUll baniU "11UIUI1I.UI Ul lilt tlisit ;B fliitjirrli. Hull's Hiitim-h Cni( a ...,11
the onlv positive) cure known to the j . , . .
medical' fraternity. Catarrh being n ! Highest Prices Paid for Wheat. Barley and Oats.
constitutional disease, requires a consti-1
tutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh 1 l- . . :
C.ire is taken internally, acting directly
upon the !lood and mucous surfaces 01 1 .
the system, thereby destroying the toun- TVITH KT SPRING GOODS
; i uauon or tno disease, ana tnvtriirtnet
nutlMf ctriiiiirln li KniUiit. it tun j.r.t.
might justify !i critical person stitntion and asbiin..- nature in doint: I TTTP.W SPT?TTTn- H-HODR
in "iviii" credenco to the old super ! iis work. The proprietors have -o much j
. . , . ,, ,. . . , ' faith in its curativo powers, that thev
siikiun, iinvi sunn; iiiv -"-"" oner Une tlunilteil dollars lor anv case
bifmc.'Ued foot and sinuous caudal
appendage was the especial guardian
of all theaters. But that is all
changed. The feline intestine,
scraped by the equine tail, produces,
in the hand? of the unskilled, tones
time
of the theatrical
companies that have visited The J that it failu to cure. Send for list of
I ic: Lijuuiiitj 1:3. aiJUK';,: .
Dalles niiaht furnish corroborative
evidence ns to his Satanic majesty's
superintendeney of their presentation:
yet in spite of these, the theory is no
longer tenable. Dancing is a de
lightful pastime, with no more harm
F. .1. Ciij:m:v & Co., Toledo, 0.
iJj?&'old by Dnitftfists, 75 cents.
No. -2-S.
The man who eats because lie is hun
gry is, thus fur, on the level with the
brutes. The man who stops eating the
moment his hunger is appeased Is the
in it than there is in u spelling boo J wjSo ,.,. Xaturo needs no more food
or school debate.
The Japs are on their dignity, and
the Japanese press insists on the gov
ernment 'takiny a firm stand with
the United States and Hawaii. That
is just what we hope the Japanese
government will do, and wo are
pleased to note that two of her war
ships are to bo sent to Hawaiian
waters. Nothing that could be done
will awaken this country to the value
of Hawaii to, it as the chance of its
falling into the hands of some other 1 sufferer recovers.
power. Our slant-oyed friends will
find u different fellow from the Chi
nesc emperor to deal with when it
makes a break at Uncle Samuel.
That Japan has boundless ambition
cannot bo denied, but when she
casts her eves on Hawaii, she is 1
going to get loft, and left hard.
The Pearl of the Pacific can never
belong to anyone except the Hawaii
ans or the United States.
JUST ARRIVED
JUST ARRIVED
C, F. STEPHENS,
than ho calls for. Continued excess
brings about indigestion or dyspopsia,
with loss of flesh, strength, sleep, am
bition and mental power, and an ac
cumulation of aches, pains and many
dangerous local maladies.
Iho stomach now can do nothing
alone. Wo must appeal to some artilio
ially digested food which can aHo digest
other f.) ) 1 That is to pay, wo must
use the Shaker Digo'tive Cordial. The
effect is prompt and cheering. The
chronic pain and distress ceases.
Appetite presently revives. Flesh and
vigor gradually comes back, and tho
1 1 1 1 ho must bo care-!
1 ful in future. A trial bottle for 10 cents, i
Laxol is tho best medicine for chil
dren. J);ctore recommend it in place of
Castor Oil.
Tho merchant who tells you ho has
something elso as good as Hou Cake uoap
is a good man to keep away from. aL'-Um
"There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its Jlooa
leads on to fortune."
Tho poot unciuostlonablv had reference to tho
n 1
Out Sale of Furniture and Carpets
at CRANDALL & BURGET'S,
Who are selllnR those roocIcj out at greatly-reduced rates
MICHEUUOH MUCK. - - UNIGJs ST.
SURE CURE for PILES
:ut,ftbat.ltf. iutnuri. A W'ltivu vuu irouUr, m ( Iruu. I'ric-
VK Mi utiil.u vr util. Ult.UO.-.A.-,kU, VMUVu.
Greece moves steadily on pursu
ing the oven tenor of her way, and
seems determined to accomplish her
j. ;uuii;v.
s. A-
Attorney and Counsellor at Law,
AilMNGTON, OltKGU.V,
I'ructk't's In Iho State uud 1'edwnl Courts of
Oregon uuel Washington, Juir-amo
BLAKELEY& HOUGHTON
DRUGGISTS,
175 Second Street - The Dalles, Oregon
Country and Mall Orders will receivo prompt attention.
Job Printing at This Office.
5000
Rolls of Wall Vapor. Tho
best patterns. Tho most
beautiful colors.
New Invoice
of Paints and Oils. Any
color or brand supplied.
Snipes-K'nersly Drug Co.
FRENCH & CO.,
BANKERS.
ntAlISACT A GKNKKAI. HANKING I1USINES
Letters of Credit issued available in the
Eastern States.
Sight EM'hange and Teleuraphut
Transfers sold on New York. Chicago,
St. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Ore
on, Seattle Wash,, and various points
in Oregon and Washington.
Collections made at all points on fav
orable terms.
EKSTI
GIVES T1IK
Choice of Transcontinental Routes
-VIA-
Spokane Denver
Minneapolis Omaha
St. Paul Kansas City
Low Rates to all Eastern Cities
(IUKAX STKAMKItH J.eiivo l'ortlanO
ICvorv Flv Days for
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
r'or full details cull on 0. K ii Co. s Agent
Tho Uallw, or n'Jilre.ss
W, II, HUIil.UUIlT, ficn. I'nss.AKt
I'ortlniHl, Oregon
K. M'NKIM, President uud Jlaim er
Now Nclieiliilo,
Train No. 1 arrives at The Dalles 4:45
a. in., and leaves 4:50 a. 111.
Train No. 2 arrives at Tho Dalles 10:15
p. in., and leaves 10:20 p. in.
Train No. 8 arrives at Tho Dalles 11 :55
p. in., and west-botuul train No. 7 leaves
at 1 p. in.
Train 23 and 24 will carry passengers
between The Dalles and Umatilla, leav
ing The Dalles at 1 p. in. daily and ar
riving at The Dalles 1 p. in. daily, con
necting with train Nos. S and 7 froir
Portland. E. K. Lyti.k,
Aiient.
1m GOIKEXIHI,
SOLE DEA I.Ell IN THE IJAI.I.ES OF
him n
km im
Burial Vaults
til HI
A Perfect Protection from Water and
Dampness. Preserves tho liodv bv Ex
cludinK tho Air. " '
It possesees overy merit claimed for
tho most expensive vaults, viz: ahsoluto
security and durability, thus makiim ft
permanent and imperishable restini:
place for tho dead. h
This vault is made of six pieces of mar
ble which can bo firmly fastened to
frether with cement, thus making them
air and water tight.
All Kinds Cemetery Work
Mr. Coiniiii has on hand a lart;o sup
ply ot tlrst-class .Marble, to bo used in
Monuments, etc. Prices lower than In
Portland.
Harry Liebe,
PRACTICAL
WatchmakerlJeweler
All work promptly atteudixl lo,
ml wrriitl,
174 VOGT BLOCK.
No better wheel mads than the
Acme Bicycle
Built in our own factory by
skilled workmen, using the best
material and the moit improved
machinery. We ham no cqonh
Sold direct from factory to thi
rider, fully warranted. Sliipp
anywhere for examination.
WRITE FOR
Ourlnterestiaig
Acme Cycle Co., Elkhart, lid.
ft Mes, Portlaafl ai isli
Navigation Co.
THROUGH
Ren w Passenger uqg
Until further notice, the
Steamer Regulator will leave
The Dalles on Mondays, Wed
nesdays and Fridays at 7:30
a. m., and will leave Portland
on Tuesdays, Thursdays and
Saturdays at G:30 a. m.
l'ASSEiNOHi: KATES:
One way . , ,
Hound trip ,
....V
Frei Rates Greatl educed.
Shipments for Portland received at
anv time. Shipments for way landings
nuist bo delivered before 5 p. m. U
stock shipments solicited. For rates can
on or address
W. C. ALLAWAY
Oeuoritl Ar.Mint'
THE DALLES. - OREGON
DOORS,
SHINGLES,
FIRE BRICK,
FIRE CLAY,
LIME, CEMENT,
Window-Glass and
Picture Moulding.
zee. o-LHinsr
DR. GUNH'S
JMI'ltoVKD
ufement ul.tUo howen ""," imteo lifi
I. Thwe pillH napply ." ft" Ww!,Sf
Wuelthur prlim nor
'I null Kiii.pl.. (r.. or M)lk Mtiiit'itk
Fur Sole. j
Yearling eheep (1000 head,)eouD
In prime condition. JJ,,
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