The Dalles My Chronicle. The only Republican Vaily Seutpapei Wasco Countu. ASTERS OFFICE 230 to 234 Temple Court, S. Y. Citu. E. KATZ. Agent. FRIDAY, APRIL 2, 1SP7 THOVSASD ASD SECOSD TALE the shaded lamps threw n soft light over the rich oriental furnishings. Schcherczade was seated on a divan, carelessly sending a delicate thread of smoke from behind her rosebud 1 lips, and at the same time drawing the fragrant vapor into her highly bred though somewhat retrousse. , nasal orcan. Ilaroun. the miehtv, scheheuezahkV last, that .-etti.ki) had crossed his nether limbs and was the sultax. resting the fullness of his biking suit To the .i. o. r. ir. Ion his royal heels. A chibouque. "When Haronn Al Ivaschid. the most loaded with the fragrant tobacco of glorious of all the illustrious sultans Teheran, was in front of him. and he. i mentioned in the semi-sacred pages .' too, was burning a few pipes to his of the Zip-Koran; the grandest of all j idol. the caliphs, whose illustrious deeds j "2sow then. Zade. old girl." said are preserved in the archives or the he, "give us that story. And in or Uagdad publiD museum and rendered der that my subjects may have no immortal in traditiou. "When he. I ; doubt but that 1 shall make the pun say, after one thousand and one con-; ishment fit the crime, have the grand secutive nichts had fallen asleep as vizier sent in.' Scheherezade told some new slorv of i beinc: seated, and love, drawn with the vivid coloring contest having been natural to the warm-blooded danih- This functionary the nature of tl e ex pinned to , him, Scheherezade blew out a clor.d ters of Araby the blest, and painted of cigarette smoke that had been cir in all the glowing imagery of the dilating through the upper ttory of Orient. "When he awoke on the ' her system, and half reclining on the moiuinc of the 10(2d dav. there ; divan, beean: B! FEST vlth a b'P 3 Blackwolt's Genuine BnllL r Utirliam Is In n class by Itself. You will find ono k E coupon inside cacli two ounce bag, and two con- k jH pons inside each Tour ounce bat of H Bnyabnortlilscelebrntedtobncconndrer.dtheconpon JKf H 7bJcbglveall3tQfvuluableprcicntsui:dbowtoretthuin2V ;WflItL PflPERI i Wflltlt PAPER! i ' j Just Received 5000 You Get the Profit L Klfe .ts, Jobber anu jYiiuuiciucn ay tJuyin?Qi rect from the manufacturer. its The mo.'t Eolls of Wall Taper, best patterns. The beautiful colors. New Invoice of Paints and Oils. Any color or brand supplied. -vJ Iv ; Snipcs-Kmersly Drug Co.; Buys a cood BOYS'SITT at C. F. Steph- lntermecuate prices up to .4.ou. ens. were deep circles of blue under each of his illustrious eyes, and his general appearance indicated that his royal nibs was a-weary of life. The an cient chronicles from which I glean this tale say that he intimated to the tale-teller. Scheherezade. that he de sired a new bill. "By may halidom '." he exclaimed, as he sat up in his couch and extend ed one rich brown shank over its ;ide until his great toe tapped nervously the genuine Turkish rug. "I am a weary of love. The winds from Kattiay, or the c'clones of Kansas, have to'ed these main days with the whiskers of those old stories. They need a barber; in fact, all the bar bers of Bagdad who have played so important parts in your silly stories would be emplo'ed for a year in re moving their chin-beards. They are as stale as the caseiu of Limburs. and Concluded in ou n'xt issue. ?3r dttM- 75 cts- o Ladies' Cloaks. Is all C. F. Stephens asks for a servicea ble suit of MEN'S CLOTHING. The best Black Diagonal for $12.00. An elecant assortment of 1.90 stylet just received, a partot which may be seen in show window. FRENCH & CO.,' BANKERS. i ri'ASSACTAGEXEKALBAKKING BU3INES ' No belter v. heel made than the i 00 t Acme oicycie Built in our own factory by skilled workmen, usin the best material and the mo. t improved machinery. IVa fiavs r.c 'agar'i Sold direct from factor to rider, full v warrarr.ed. Si.'-. ' anywhere for examintic.' waive Fon ', Our interesting OSc: Acme Cycio Co., Elkhart, ind. Letters of Credit issued available in the Eastern States. "Ho Reffuator M Remember, all these goods are latest made, warm, serv iceable and fashionable, and at prices never before ap proached in The Dalles. Sicht Exchange and Teleern Transfers sold on New York. Chic i St. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Ore- con, Seattle ash., and various points in Oregon and Washington. Collections made at all points on fav orable terms. fir The Dalles. Portland ad AdA Navigation Co. Wholesale. ELY'S CREAM BAXM Is a poMtlvecure. Apply into the nostrils. It is quickly absorbed. 60 cent at Drazdsts or br mail ; samples 10c. br ma!!. ELY BROTIIEl'S, EG" Warren St.. N'ew York City. The man who eats because he is hun : gry is, thus far, on the level with the. 'brutes. The man who stops eating the i TH E CELEBRATED ' moment his hunger is appeased is the j ' wise man. Mature needs no more fond j i than he calls for. Continued excess j ! brings about indigestion or dyspepsia, j j with loss oi nesn, strength, sleep, am bition and mental power, and an ac CUines and Cigars. 01 m sa ANHEUSER-BUSCH and HOP GOLD BEER on draught and In Dottles. ! manv . : ; , l .-, . i . l : . . r r. ' iuiuixuiiiuuii; s wiwu"-jcnmuiati0n 0f aches, nains and Cease, we command thee, thy maud-1 dangerous local maladies. lin babblings of love! Quit whisper-j The stomach now can do nothing ins throueh vour turban, anfl offend j aione- We ull!St appeal to some artific- no longer our auricular drum with I ,a"-v d'-'e!ted iood wh!ch ca" also diSest , .... , other foocis. That is to sav, we must the asinine inanities of love lorn use the ShBber Disie.tivt; cr(liaK Tht! damsels and male mental jaekassi ; effect is prompt and cheering. The with diseased brains, and hallucina- i chronic pain and distress ceases, tions ascribed to their hearts, bin Appetite presently revives. Flesh and nrishm from toroul livers. Give us ! vir -raduBl!-v eomes back, and the n 1 snflt-rer recovers. But he must be care- a rest, or jrive us something new fulinfuiure. a triai bott'.e for 10 cents. It has been nearly three years now since I besan neglectina my vow. , LaxoI is the best medicine for chil- . . , i . i 1 dren. Dcciors recommend it in place of and melhmks it is time to order in 1 . . . i Castor Oil. the bowstring, liestir your stumps, or by the Peffeiian beard of the prophet I will give you the sack to some purpose; I am tired of the comcd v of affection and disgusted Anheuser-Busch Malt Nutrine, a non-alcoholic beverage, unecjualed as a tonic. STUBLING & WILLIAMS. THROUGH E MST! Freisll anu pawn GIVES THE Choice of Transcontinental Routes , VIA Spokane Minneapolis St. Paul Low Rates to all Eastern Cities Until further notice, the Steamer Regulator will leave ;The Dalles on Mondays, "Wed nesdays and Fridavs at 7:30 Kansas City a. m., and will leave Portland Inn Tnpsrlnvc Thnvsrlnvs and . j - 1- Denver Omaha i atnrdavs at C:30 a. rn. Fur ale or Iradu. A desirable rjnch of 1G0 acres, within lour mile; of D.Ules City, with one span mares, harness, wagons, plows and other nronertv. Fine fruit land mid iilnm. with the farce of love. Trot us out : dlince o water- WiU trnde or Dalles some opera bouffe, so to speak, as it ; City property. Inquire of were, and bring on the ballet. Give A. S. Mac Allistei:, us something new." So saving he : Reil1 Eetate and Insrance Apent. . , , , ." . , " " ; Cnnoxicu: office, The Dalles, Or. closed hts illustrious and most raag- nificent mouth with a snap, and not a soft snap either. As Scheherezade watched him with her gazelle-like eyes, plunge first one jnahogany-colored shank and then liucKleu'c Arincu nulve. The best ealve in the world for euta, . bruises, sores, ulcerE, ealt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped handE, chilblains, corns, and al! akin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pav required Wasco Warehouse Company Headquarters for Seed Grain of ail kinds. Headquarters for Feed Grain of ail kinds. Headquarters for Rolled Grain, ail kinds. Headquarters for Bran, Shorts, mllfeed Headquarters for "Byers' Best" Pendle- tOH FlOTir 'our 19 manufactured expressly for familv , j. U6e. every eack ie guaranteed to give' satisfaction. I We sell our goods lower than any house in the trade, and if you don't think so call and get our prices and be convinced. ' Highest Prices Paid for Wheat. Barley and Oats. OCEAX STKAMKKS heave J'urtliuiil Eerv rive lavh for j SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. J'ASSENGEK HATES: j One way . , . . liound trip , .2C0 .300 Frei Rates Greatly educed. For full details call on O. I'. & Co. b Agent Tea Dalles, or Hddrefc W. H. liCIU.BUr.T, Gen. Pass. Act C.L n , , . . I'ortlnnd. Oreon ! Shipments for Portland received ji E. M'NEII.L President uud Mnna er ! any time. ShipmentB for way landinfi N'w sriieduie 1 Jnuet be delivered before 5 p. m. Train So. 1 arrives at Tlie Dalles 4 :-15 I etock sbipmente Eolicited. For ratesoJ a. m., and leaves i :50 a. m. ' on or addre" Train No. 12 arrives at The Dalles 10:15 ' W. C. ALLAWAY p. m., and leaves 10:20 p. m. , Train No. 8 arrives at The Dalles 11 :55 . t",neral Aul nK p. m., and west-bound triiin No. 7 leaves ' THE DALLES. - OREGUN ut 1 p. m. Train 23 and 24 will carrv p&ssenpers between The Dalles and Umatilla, lenv. ; i inp ine unnee at i p. :u. daily and ar- riviiic ih ine uaues l p. in. clailv, con nectinjr with train Nop. 8 and '7 froir Portland. E. E. Lvtle , Atrent. J. S. BCHE.VK, President. II. M. IiEALL, CitsaJer. nnotlior into the abysmal depths of 11 is guaranteed to uive periect p.atisfac per box. t-or sale ny Houghton, drucciats. o cents Blakeley and BLAKELEY & HOUGHTON his red-flannel bloomers, she realized that the old man was mad clean through. Seheherezade was; an up. to-date gill, however. and had proved that she was onto her job. So she turned on her pillow and before his ''serene highness" could recover his serenity, a gentle snore with n cies cendo movement, announced to him that the lady was afraid neither of his bluff nor a royal Hush. An hour later as the caliph, dis guised in a clean turban and new bloomers, was slumming in the white chapel districts of J5agdad, Schelie rezade emerged frefah as n daisy and calm as n conn- This vault is made of six pieces of mar- try courtship, "I'll do the old man up We which can be firmly fastened to. J , ' , , ' gethei with cement, thus making them to the queen s taste, and thatni own, nlrand water tight. 175 Second Street, The Dalles, Oregon .-ARTISTS IMITIEIIRIX.jS. , VST Country and Mail Orders will receive prompt attention. JLm. comini, SOLE lt Ai.EP. I.V THE I'AU.Eo OK Marble Burial Vaults a Perfect Protection from Water and ' "There is a tide in the affairsjf men which, taken at its flooa Dampness. Preserves the Uodv bv Ex- , "V . , " cludinc the Air. leads on to fortune. It jiossebses every merit claimed fori the moat expensive vaults, viz: absolute j security and durability, thus making a permanent and 'imperishable restinirl from her boudoir, place for the dead. 1 tonight," she murmured. The shades of night had again set- K (jnCS Cemete WlM In! rn lifirrloi Mir ttronfc ivorr HfirLr lor the contract with the electric light company was ''busted," and only here and there the gleam ot n Mr. Comini has on hand a large sup ply ot lirst-cluee Marble, to be used in Monuments, etc. Prices lower than in Portland. to fo The poet unciuestionablv had reference to the Closing Out Sale of Furniture and Carpets at CRANDALL & BURGET'S, Who are selling those goods out at greatly-reduced rates MICHELBACH BF.IOK. . . UNIO. BT. Job Pointing at This Office. DOORS, WINDOWS, SHINGLES, FIRE BRICK, FIRE CLAY, Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on day of collection. y TTMTT.NT bight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on J-llJLl!i, OJllJXLJllX X ew York, San Franeibco and port- "Window-Glass First National Bank. THE DALLES - - - OREGON A General Banking Bueineee transacted DepoBite received, subject to Sight umi or unecc. land. DIRECTORS. ? p;.t"?""ok. J.no. S. Schexck. I iiU. M. iLLiAMs, Geo. A. Lieue. H. M. Beau.. i Notice of Sheriffs Sale. I. F. Dallies, IMalntlU", fuvcirof ii u ntlir ui.il n....i.,J. .T,":.. . ' .'. J.hJ7 f. M. Iifcnto.iunu sell iuilicleiit il S ' , i t ,d . . Picture Moulding. HI. G- Hj IB 1ST DR. GUM'S jMPnOVED LIVER PILLS u,i 'i,r.i w'-?j11'11 thoco.su oi iiidon thifci n rn, j cim oil tlie IKtli (lav of M urnh. IMit to.... ' April, lfc7 nt tliccuurttioutc door In Duilel'ltv 'L11"11""! ) .U4C.( "'". Orticon. I will sell a.Tml m ... ?.' W OU.il nun, to ine ii L'l.ikt i.iirt,.. ;.. r-.v.-rrr ""v ' i t,.r ... tl .1 . i in ovuiiuu lb. J l much thereof hi, ii uin mill uccruliiK costi!. MC27.U Bherllfof V.co 'county; 0Ilt .??' .. whi be iuffici t to ; 'Lis T. J. 11KIVEH, fo (.'(mill.' l. moiement ol llio boncli " " ,1m licit u Miih. Tb. pllU .upply wht J beLS,r V,5Sli wM For 8le. . Yearling eheep (1000 bead,) sounds in prime condition. Price fl.8. drebe, J. M. W w-mltf Slierars Bridge, OiefP'