The Dalles Daily Chronick Til 13 DAl.l.KS, OKKdOX TIME CVRD FOR TRAVELERS. Uelow is published a correct time card 01 train? ami bouts which leave anil ar rive at The D.tlle3. Travelers may trust it, as Tin: Ciikoniclh is kept fully in formed of revisions : 1). l .V A. X. O. STKAMKKS. Steamer Regulator leaves every Monday, Wed nesday and l'rlday nt 7:U0 a. m. Arrives even-Tuesday, Thursday and Satur day at 5:r,0 p. m. OREGON RAILWAY .V NAVIGATION" 00. r.isT mail. Arrive. I.eavo. Xo.l Wct-bDund i! 15 a.m. 1:30 n.in. No.2East-bouiid 10:15 p.m. 10:20 p.m. dalles imssi:n(1i:u. No. 7 Wcst-bouiul, leave 1 :00 p.m. No. S East-bound, nnlve.s 11:55 ii.m. All passenger traits slop at Union Street, as wellns tho depot. Atlvurtiilntr ttntes. Per inch One inch or less in Daily flM Over two inches and under four inches 1 00 Over four Inches and under twelve inches. . 75 Over twelve inches K) daily and wkekly. One inch or less, per inch ?2 CO Over one inch and under four inches - 00 Over four inches and under twelve inches. . 1 50 Over twelve inches 1 00 1'KltSOKATj MKNTION. Mr. Carv Jenkins in in the city from Ilanier, visiting his relatives here S. F. Ulvthe, the genial editor of the bright little Hood River Glacier, was in the city for an hour today. Mr. and Mrs. 1). L. Evans are in the city from Olympia, visiting Mrs. Evans' sister, Mrs. O. Jj. liarrott. Presidinc Elder Warner was in the city yesterday, and conducted the ser vices lit the Methodist church. Mr. V. Kerr left for Grass Valley this afternoon, accompanied by Mrs. K. C, Isowni'iii and son, Alden, who will re main there for several months. Mr. Taylor Hill came in from Prine ville, arrivinc vesterdav. lie was ac companied bv Mr. Perkins, formerly of this city, who came in to visit friends here. " If asked the question "Have you got a stomach?" it would be safe on general principle?, to answer "Yes." Hut, if you are sure of it, that is, if you ever feel any distress after eating or any pains of whatever description in the Tegion of the 'Stomach, you have got something else besides an ordinary stomach; in other words you have got a diseased stomach. The stomach is a powerful muscle,-and the proper remedy for a tired muscle is rest. Try the Shak er Digestive Cordial, for this product not only contains digested food, which will nourish the system without any work on the part of the diseased organs, but it aids the digestion ot other foods as well. You can test its value in your case for the trifling num of 10 cents. Sample bottles at this price are carried by all druggists. 12 Ltixol is the best medicine for chil dren, lectors recommend it in place oi Castor OI!. l)r, KliigN New meivei-y fur tltiu. Cosmnji- This is the best medicine in the world for all forme of Coughs, Colds and Con sumption. Evry bottle is guaranteed. It will cuio and not disappoint. It has no equal for Whooping Cough, Asthma, Hay Fever, Pneumonia, Bronchitis, La Grippe, Cold in the Head and Consump tion. It i3 safe for all ages, pleasant to take, and, above all, a sine cure. It is always well to take Dr. King's New Life Pills in connection with Dr. King's New Discovery, us they regulate and tone the stomach and bowels. We guarantee per fect satisfaction or return money. Freo trial bottles at Hlakeloy & Houghton's Drug Store. Regular size 50 cents and .$1.00. (0; This Is Your Opportunity, On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps, a generous eainplo will bo mailed of tho most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Curo (Ely's Cream Balm) imfiicient to demon etrato tho groat meriti of tho remedy. ELY WtOTHEHS, 50 Warren St., New York City. Hev. John Beat, Jr., of Great Falls, Mont., recommended Ely'a Cream Balm to mo. J. can cmphasizo his statement, "It is a posi tive, curo for catarrh if used as directed." Itev. Francis W. Poolo, Pabtor CentralPrca. Church, Helena, Mont. juy's uream j$aim is uio aoitnowieugeo curo for catarrh and contains no mercury nor uny injurious drug, l'rice, GU cents. A Y'lliinlilii I'ro cr iitlon. Editor Morrison of Worthington, Intl., "Sun," writes: "You have a valuable prescription in Electric Hitterp, and 1 can cheerfully recommend it for Consti pation and Sick Headache, and as a gen oral system tome it has no equal." Mrs. Annie Stehle, 20-T) Cottage Grove Ave., Chiiugo, was all run down, could not eat nor digest food, had a backache which never left her and felt tired and weary, but six bottles of Electric Hitters ro. stored her health and renewed strength, Prices oO cents and $1.00. Get a Hottln at Dlnkelev and Houghton's Drug Store. (0)' GIGANTIC REVOLVING TOWER. l'rench Ingenuity lu Again to the Tor.-. France started the ball with the Kliiel tower, snjs London Invention. England endeavored to go one better uith the Wembley, whi'w. ,j liii .nan embryo stajje aivil appears '. l.eij ,:i re main :o, Avhile our Amorir.in iv.isins .struck a bright and nool idea in the Ferris revolving wheel, which was aft ersvaid introduced into England, mid last season went merrily round, except when it occasionally stopped and re quired more or less coaxing ere it re sumed its "daily round." As a fact, our readers will remember it once had "n night out" on its own account. Xow French ingenuity is ouce mgain to the fore, and this time the idea is to con struct a lofty building that will spin slowly, like a majestic top. The festive Parisians are. it. is stated, to have this novelty in their midst, the site chosen being near the summit of Montmartro, the highest point within the fortifica tions of the gay city. The conception of thia big revolving tower (about half the height of the Eiffel) is credited to M. Dcvic. The motive power for turn ing the structure, a complete revolution of whieli would occupy about two min utes, would be hydraulic force. The upper part of the building would be oc cupied by a public ballroom, in which dancing would take place from eleven p. in. to two a. m., while below this it is intended to construct tin artificial ice- skating rink. CALLED HIM DOWN. Tho Old Jniltre (Jot Tired of Hearing the J.oml-Voiced Young; Orator. Out in one of the pretty towns of eastern Washington is a good-looking half-way sort of newspaper fellow who 13 so "stuck on himself" and is so full of egotism that he is an offense to the gods themselves, says the Northwest. Magazine. Ife is also very loud-voiced Wherever he may happen to be in : busy oliiee or drawing-room his self- important voice and proprietary mantier lill every inch of space and make life burdensome to everyone else. A few days ago a local political club was organized. At the club's first regu lar meeting a goodly number of solid citizens was present and deep interest was manifested. One or two vcrv sen sible addresses had been made, when our would-be Adonis arose and began to speak. Ife took the position thntthc others were all wrong. They didn't understand thes-e great questions and he would set them right. And then, in a loud voice, he began to demonstrate hismonumentalasininity. Afterawhiie an old gray-headed judge arose directly in front of the orator, and pointing a finger at him, said: "John, if you would only go out on some illimitable desert and let off your wind there you would confer a lasting boon on your suffering townsmen and relieve the atmosphere of a stupendous quantity of noxious gas." A CASE OF "GIT." Why the Family I.eft tho Country With out Delay. A family, consisting of man and wife and four or the small children, were riding along in a wagon loaded- with household goods, saya the New York Journal, when an old fellow camo to the door of his cabin and shouted at them: "Hello, Sam whur be you folks a gittin' to?" "We're a-gittin' out o' the kentry," replied the man on the wagon as he hulled his horse. "What are you a-gittin' fur?" "fiitiin' 'cause tlm vigilance commit tee told us to git." "Whar's your two boys, that thev liaint a-gittin' with you?" "They got pizened afore they could git." "Do you mean pizened bv a .snake bite.?" "No, lead. They wuz a-gittin' too many good horses and got shot." "Wal, sUong, Sam," called the old fol low in the doorway. "Sorry to see you a-gittin' but reckon yon gotter git." "S'loug," answered the other, and gathering up the lines he shouted to his horse: "(lit r.'ght up thar', duru yer ole hide, 'cause we gotrer be a-gittin' a git on us and git Into the next county as fast as we kin git!" And they got. .MootliiKof -Stockholder I). I'. & A. N. Co, Notico is hereby given that there will be a Ptockholders' meeting of Tho Dalles, Portland & A9toria Naviuation Co., at their oflico Saturday, April .1, 1897, at 2 p. in., for tho purposo of electing seven directors and transacting such other business as may jlroperly como beforu 'aid rneotiiiu. Iiv order" of tho nresi- omit. The Dalles, Or,, March 1, 1807. OitlON KlNl.ItSLY, m8.td Secretary. Cuili in Your fllieolcs. All countv warrants registered prior to Oct. 1st, 1892, will be paid at my ollici', Interest ceases after March 0, 1807. C. L. Piiii,i.irs, County Treasurer. S t en m i.-1- lor Hale. We will cell tho steamer "Waunn," thirly.fivo b-et long, eight foot beam, built in 189,'J. All In good order. For full particularF imply to OltKOON I.umuki: Co,, inch'J-lmil Viento, Or. Dulltth-Aloro Nllitftt Leaves the Umatilla house 8 a, in, Tuesdays, Thursdays mid Saturdays. Doudi.Af Aj.len, Prop. jHou; pibouk Your job Wo have the facilities of Job Printing from catalogue, and we are after all the work we can do. "We not only desiie to keep busy, but would prefer to be rushed. Come in and compare our prices with that of any one, and compare quality of work. Let us have your next order. Thi Dalles IS DAILY ltKCUIVINC; INQUIIUKS 1'ItOM Prospective s Immigrants From every part of the United States concerning the Resources, Products, Prices. Etc. X2NT WASCO OOUKTTY. All persons desiring to sell or rent farms or city property will find it greatly to tiieir advantage to call on or write at once to any one of the undersigned members of the Exchange, giving full particulars, terms, etc. T. A. HUDSON, G. W. KOWLAND, J. M. THE DALLES, FOR THE HOUSEHOLD. Hints of Value to the Cook and House keeper, j When loaves of bread are baked in i too hot an oven and the outside crust 1 frets too brown do not attempt to cut , it oil', but an .soon as the bread is cold 1 rub it over with a coarae tin grater and remove ail the dnrh brown crust. i Always reincnibor that one of the best appetizers is pleasant conversation. ! It is said that, ii each of tne hi rye pep- ' pers is rolled in papernnd put inn dark, I eold place, it will keep green and may be used for a. vegetable until midwinter. When baking a custard pudding or ; pie, as soon as tne custard ueeonies i solid remove the dish from the oven, for ; too long cooking will make a custard , watery. I A delicious sauce is made from grated : horseradish root mixed with lemon , juice, a little salt, aim a suspicion oi ( white sugar. Sen ed with eold meats, it makes them much more inviting and palatable. This sauce will retain its , llavor for some time if kept well eov-1 ered when not. being used. Made with the juice of a lemon, the root, tloes not discolor so quickly as when, made in the old way with vinegar. One of the best and quickest, ways of cleaning the isinglas windows in a stove is with vinegar and water. Dip a soft, cloth in the vinegar and water, and quickly rub the windows over, going well Into tho corners. The windows will remain clean for a longtime. N. Y. Sun. Wliero SIHk Is Scarce. Fresh milk is an almost, unknown luxury in South African towns, and for a large part of the year in the country also. "Condensed cow" is the form in which milk is procurable at hotels and in private houses. Chicago Tribune. Selecting a .lury. This is from a farcial interlude in one scene now running continuously in New York city: Counsel for Defense Now, sir, if you were, taken upon this jury without further assumption of your general dis ability to serve in an unbiased manner and without due regard to the requis ites necessary to enable you to discrimi nate between a presumption of tho guilt, of the nceused or otherwise despite the charge of the court and the complicity of the police if proved according to the precedents established in all such cases hereinbefore recorded and supposing that the circumstantial proof was clearly stronger than the unwritten facts would unsupported give credence to if summarily applied in accordance with established legal formula what. would you do? Candidate for Jury (visibly affected) I don't know, sir. "Excused."-CIeveland Plain Dealer. pfTiffo; for doing all kinds card to a a visiting Estate Exchange C. K. BAYARD, .1. G. KOONTZ & CO. HUNTINGTON & CO. OREGON. ANIMAL WARFARE. MonkoyH of Africa Depend Upon Their N'iiiiiIhth anil Discipline. The conditions of the life of the mon key in Africa are suflieiently curious without reference to their acquired habits, though these are undoubtedly due to the dangers to which the nature of the country in which they live ex poses them. The different species of baboons, which are found commonly over the whole African continent, are all by nature dwellers in the open coun try. They iind their food on tho ground, and whether this be insects or vege tables, it is usually in place whieli af ford little shelter or protection. Though strong and well armed with teeth, Uiey are alow animals, witn little oi tne mon key agility when on the ground, and not particularly active even when climbing among rocks. In a rocky "kopjes" of the Fouth, says the Spectator, of the cliffs and river sides of Abyssinia and the Nile tribu taries, they are safe enough. Put they often abandon these entirely to invade the low country. During the Abyssin ian expedition conducted by Lord Na pier of Magdaia t.liey regularly camped near our cantonment; on the coast and stole the grain on which the cavalry horses and transport animals were fed. When on expeditions of this kind they often leave their strongholds for days together, anil the means of joint de fense from enemies in the open coun try are then carefully organized. Their n ltural enemies when thus exposed are the leopard, the lion, anil the south ern Africa and Cape wild dogs. To the attack of the leopard they oppose num bers and discipline. A HOLE IN THE MOUNTAIN. Wonders of si Cave No;r (HiuttiiiHiozu That I'ltzilo (oolo;'l iu. "The most peculiar cave I eor saw,'' said a Chattanooga man to a Washing ton Star writer, "is on Kiiceoon nioiiu lain, near Chattanooga. It has never been explored, and no one really know whether or not there is much of a cave. The Indians have several legends con cerning it, and it is remarkable that no one has ever enteied it. it was sup posed by tho Indians lobe haunted, and there are some gruesome tales told about it. Tho only opening yet dis covered is on top of the mountain. It hna been sounded with a line of consid erable length without ilnding a bottom to the chamber through the roof of which the opening exists. There is a constant roaring sound, like the wind sometimes makes. It docs not seem like wafer, and is undoubtedly caused by air circulating in tho immenso hole in the mountain. There are no vol canie indications, and the cave Is a puz zle to geologists." THE SULTANAJ5AD DEDTOR. How He Mu.l0.. Amrrto lr Mr,,. V. ult for ii; l'u). rra;.i nmn.er urui f tli.H ? t "L.t.-onrs ago J.Jij - ..olUtw- worth ol it ;' "... ..-oof.8. The order included m..h 0.i ind clony log, of u,,muni e n . .;,e in.e-'U. coloring and general yiMlit) ttot could be obtained. The payment, or rather tho promise to pay. was n t sl.apeofad.aft on the sultan, e ,oi.ov to tie forthcoming upon t o Srivnl ob the logs at Coas.aut.iu p o. Naturallv the American linn regardod the in criut treasury of lurkcy f;,3d t'.' the price of a shipmciu o lumber. ., In uu,- time the mahogany and t u obem l cached thetioUlen Horn mid the M- iVic-.i'aaotui ye...msliip compo se nt in to thr,;!::.! a gemle remind er t'uit the tctikineiit of ft gl ' d-TVi. ww in ov2vr. liuf mcanwuile noJ.ing had been heard from tU si: -tan or his agents and the New url. lumber dcolcrr, did not fancy being laid wponfule f o charges upon goods which were no't, .vol paw! tor. Cublo d.opate!ies a:.d letters won- m-nt to I he po-rtc. but the Sick .Man or hu-ror-o" v as appaivntly loo busy att.'iul hK' to his Aimenicn subject.-, to ln able to loMc after such trilled as so't.Li'.r with American creditors. Iso satisfac tory response of any sort could be ob ta.ir.',d. Then (he lumber firm made applica tion to Muvioyeni l!f.v, at that time the. Turkish minister at Yashii.p'i -m. He promised to see that his sovereign paid (be bill without further delay, and the'hopes of the dealers wercagnm raised. Hut not even Mavroyeni Bey una able to open the sultan's purse strings. The Armenian question ttill absorbed Ids attention, ilavroyeni Bey v.-ns recalled without having n.--,.rT--m1 :;heil thin bit of work. The li-m had a laAvvor wor'-'mgon the case, but had for nionthr. practically abandoned all idee of fretting the morey. n tl,o lnt dav of October, thing'? took a mo-it unexpected and joyful turn. Influenced afar off, it uny be, by the prevailing American Sciitinient in favor of paying one's debts bon ntlv. ii ho. in nooii on that day word was sent to the firm that the draft had been ,i:iit1. Kinee then the actual money has been rcceivi'il. The mora! of the transaction would seem to be. that, if you. have business ile.n.lhurs with Abdul Uamid II.. you mii;-t bo content to wait awhile for your money, ho being a slow debtor, but one who will come around at las: if yon give him plenty of time. N. Y. Tribune. A Stone Arc. On St. Hilda's island, whieli lies in the Atlantic 8:.' miles west of the main island of tho Hebrides, a bouse belonging to the stone ago has b-en discovered, with a numlwr of stone weapon.!, har.:mers and axes. Tlie.ro ain only 71 inhabi tants on the. island, which is 1,000 acres' in extent. The minister is at the same time tho doctor and school teacher. He sails to tho main land once a year to shop for t.ho whole island. Tie coiuiia Ming 60., PACKERS OF C MAKUFACTUHKK8 OF Fine Lard ana Sausages. Curers of BRAND Dried Beef, Etc. ill niul Mi j vvwi turn lui STAGE LINE, THOMAS HABPER, - - Propriato; Stages leave Bake Oven for Antelope x t . :" . uum aii mi 10 no to Mit chell threo timea a week. GOOD HORSES AND WAGONS. LOODPOISON coctar. curj Pofk ciQd eef HnflBa, Ma flM tcfael UlUll D ft.: " Mffer to couiohorfl ZSSiii i'" ilORTHERN PACIFICRY u s Pullman Elegent Tourist SleepmgCars Dining Cars Sleeping Car hT. I'Alll. MINNKAI'OMS mtMJTir I'AKOO TO GUAM) I'OUKH CUOOKSTON WINNIl'Uo IIKMSNA an HUTTK Through Tickets CHICAGO WASHINGTON IMllI.ADKl.rillA 'KU- VOItK IIOSTON ANI ALT, IMUJfTS KAST and SOUTH l-'or Intormntlon, time cards, raupsnnd ttckeu, oil on or write to W. C. ALLAWAY. Agent, The Dalles, Oregon OR ,A. D. CHARLTON. Asst. G. P. A., iV, Morrison Cor. Third. I'ortlnnil Oregon EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route OF THE Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave mid are due to arrive at Portend. LEAVE. FKOM FEB. 10, 189". f OVERLAND KXO press, Hitlcni, Kosc-1 I ourff, Ashland, Sac-1 J rainento, Ot;dcn,S?aii ! ) Franeiseo, Mojnve, Los Aiikc1um,K1 l'aso, I Nisw Orleans and I t Kast J 8:50 1'. M. J;10A. M. 8:S0 A. M. KoK-burg and way ta- ttons fVlii Woodlmrn fori I Mt.AiiKCl, Hllverton, i West Solo, Hrowns- ville,SirlngllelU and I. Natron J Salem and way stations (Corvallls mid wayj stations McMItiaville n n d jw.iv stations ... f '1:40 r.M llailj exc(.')t Suiulay;. 1:00 P.M. 7. 'CO A. M. f 1: 13 1'. M. except Suudiys. 10:15 A. M t orJOP.Mi t 8:25P.M Daily. fU'dly, e.xccjit Sunday. DINING CAUS ON OGDKN ItOUTE. PULLMAN 11U1-TET t3I.EKPKK3 AND fil-COND-CLASS BLEEl'INti CARS AUaehcd to all Through Trains. Through Ticket Olllce, 1IJ1 Third street, where through tickets to nil points in tlio Eastern Kt ites, Canada and Kuroju can obtained si lowest rates from J. 11, K I It K LAND, Ticket Agent. All above trains arrive at mid dcnt Iron' Grand Cvntrnl atatlon, Fifth mid Irving streets. YAMHILL DIVISION. Piuseiiscr Depot, foot of Jeiicrsoa street. Leave for OSWEGO, daily, except Sunday, at 7:'.'0 a. in.; pj:15, 1:15, 5:'J.j, 0:13, S.K p. B(. (and ll:;w . in. on Satutday only). Anlve at Portland at 7:10 and sjlM a.m.; and 1:00, 4:, i!.u.j mid 7:,V5 p. m. Iivo for Sheiidan, week days, st 1:30p.m. Anivo at Portland, y:;:o a. in U'ave for AIllLIE on Monday, WlaedyanJ Kiimy at U: 10 n. in. Anivo at Portland, Tue duv, Tliiirsday and Saturday at 3:05 p. in. Suinlav trains for OSWEGO leave nt 8:40 a. ta. and l'2!i5, l : is, :):::o, h:2.- (i: 43 and 8 03 p. m. rlvo at Portland at H:'M, 10:00 a.m.; l:30,4.o 5:10, a::a, 7:r)3(. m. It. KOKIILKH, E. P. U00ER9, .Manager. Asst. G. F. ii Pass- Ant THE NEW YORK WORLD THRICE-fl-WEEK EDITION. 18 Taaos u Vik. 150 Iai)r8 Vr It etatula first among "weekly" pape" in size, frequency of publication and freshness, vuriet) and reliability of con' tents. It is practically ft tlaily at the low price o a weekly; and its vast hetoj suhscribere, extondiw? to every state and teriitory of the Union and foreign coun tries, will vouch for tho ncctiracy and fairness of its nows columns. It is aplendidlv illustrated, and among Its special features are a fine lum" page, exhaustive market reports, all in" I t t i.i .,,! ft 10DK luicni' uibiiioii iui wuiauu , series of stories by tho greatest living American and English authors, Htnuloy Viymn, Mary K. WU"W Aiitliuny lloixi, Hint llurlt', ItrauilHr Aluttlitiw, Kto. . Wo offer this unequaled nowspnperan'i Tho Dalles Twico-a-Week Chronicle Kuthor one year for r-'.00. f11" price of the two papers is $3.00 hnvo Viiiiv Gruliw i- .. . ..i. nm,lrrfll ile- ruw realize mat ouch "i"'" iT Btroys JM.G0 worth of Brain ann iwi inator is tho most elTectivo and ''".nSO ical poUon known, l'rice ilnced jo w oiitn. For sale by M. )1nn"e,,,