The Dalles Daily Chronicle. THK 1A LI, ICS, OUKUON TIME CARD FOR TRAVELERS. Below is published u correct time curd ot trains and boats which leave and ar rive at The Dalles. Travelers may trust it, as Tin: Ciiiioxiclk is kept fully in formed of revisions : U. I. A A. N. O. STKAMEKS. Steamer llopulntor leaves every Monday, Wed nesday nnd Kridny nt 7:"0 11. in. Arrives every Tuesday, Thursday nnd Satur day ut 5;!U) p. in. OUKGON KA11.WAY A NAVIGATION CO. tastmail. Arrive. Leave. No.l Wc.M)3und 1:1". 11.111. 1:50 ii.m. No.2 East-bound 10:15 i.ni. lOi'JO p.m. DAI.LKS l'ASSKXOEl'.. No. 7 West-bound, loaves 1:00 p.m. No. b East-bound, arrives 11 :55 a.m. All piis.sciif:cr trains stop at Union Street, as well as the. depot. Ailvortlslni; Kate. Per inch Ono lr.eh or less In Daily H 50 Over two inches and under four inches 1 00 Over four Inches and under twelve inches. . To Over twelve inches. f0 DAILY AND WKEKI.Y. One inch or less, per Inch ?2 50 Over one inch nnd under four inches 'J 00 Over four inches and under twelve inches. . 1 50 Over twelve inches 1 00 1' Kit SON A I MENTION. Jlr. A. L. Bunnell was in from Ccn terville yesterday. Attorney H. S. Wilson arrived home from Goldendale yesterday. Mr. T. A. Hudson arrived home from San Francisco Wednesday night. Mr. Si: Sichel. after a day's visit among old friends here, returned to Portland this morning. Mrs. Chas. Durbin, who has been visiting relatives in Portland and Salem, returned to Antelope Wednesday. Mrs. N. W. Wallace of Antelope is visitinsr her daughters in this city. Mr. Wallace returned home Wednesday. Judge Miller closed his term of court at Goldendale yesterday, and was a pas Eenger on the boat this morning for home. Advertised Letters. Following is the list of letters remain ing in the postoflico at The Dalles un called for March 20, 1S97. Persons call ing for the same will give date on which they were advertised : Agnew, Mirfied Kighani, Mrs Ennly Berry, Chas Crabtrte, Sarah Conner, Ii Davis, Mrs Julia Emmersnii, Mrs A Gragor, Mrs Mattie Golden, Mrs E (2) Howard & Calwell Landis, Chas A Martin, Claud F McNeil, K MeCormick, J E (8) Noble, A J (2) Odell, Walter Press, Alfred Swingle. Leon Stoneman, H Tallman, L (2) Taylor, J R Thomas, T Welch, Ed J. A. Cuossen, P. M. 'WALL PAPER WALL PAPER WALL PAPER WALT, PAPER WALL PAPER WALL PAPER Fivo thousand rolls just received. SNIPES-K1NERSLY DRUG CO. Nebraska corn for gale at the Wasco warehouse. Bast feed on earth. ruD-t QUESTION OF LUCK. Citation That CUnehoil the Other SWo of the Argument. "I hato to hear people mij there's no such thing- us luck," remarked the melancholy Mr. Dolitlk-. "I don't .see u hy,'' his wife rejoined." "Beeaiine it isn't, true." In? 'returned, with asperity. "A man can go on try ing and trying, and never fret alontr. Aud some other panto n will fro ahead and tumble into frooil things without making any effort whatever." "Hiram, no great man has; succeed ed without hard work." "That's the kind of talk you always hear. But nine timea out of ten it is all owing to the opportunity that pre sented itiulf. J-'orlnne just seems to lb in wait to kidnap some men. Look at Sir Isaac Newton. His name is hand ed down from generation to generation. And why? Simply because he wes sit ting under a wee and an apple hap pened to drop on him. You eain't pre tend th it a man is in a position to claim superior merit slrrply because, through 110 action or preference of his own, he gets hit in the head with mi apple, can you?" "No, Hiram." "Then don't tell me about there, not being any suuh thing as luck." "It seems to me that you'vo chosen a poor example in support of your argu ment. The case of latino Newton goes to show that the difference is in Ihej people. If it ha1 been some men that j J know of instead of Newton the first thing tliey would have done after the j apple fell would have been to go into the house and moan for the arnica hot-1 tie; then they would have spvjit two ! or three hours of precious time talking about their bad luck." Washington .Star. SURE CURE for PILES Itchm? unit luin I. I'. .r I'm... M,. HI... ...LI ... 77. DR. QO-SAN-KO'8 PILE REMEDY. hv. iu. 'ut,ftburO iuniott, H).jlivetfur. f.iroul.r. w n; fretf. I'rluvj fru. Vtvttltu i mM. UU.Uii&kixV, I'MU.. frv. HfcNALTY OF CHARITABLENESS. After All llcr Lnhor She Wat Snubhrd for Ilrr I'nltin. "Are you much interested in charita ble work?" asked the girl with the eye glasses. "1 was," returned I he girl in the fur cape. "I'm afraid that hfreafVr my charity will begin at home and go no further than next door." "Ah, you are wrong there," said the girl with the eyeglasses. "Of course, it does discourage one to have the waif in whom she ir, interested pick her poek etand the destitute widow for whom she has been pcrectitinjr her friends crit icise her taste in millinery; still, the broad principles of humanity " "Look here." fu'iI the girl in the fur cape, fiercely, "it ! all very well for you who are eugnged to a young clergyninn to talk about the broad prim-iplesof hu manity I'm purprtoed that you don't use capitals in speaking of them but for my part I'd like to sec a little less public charity in tome people and a lit tle more common humanity." "Oh, if you mean in regard to pauper izing people by " "1 mean nothing of the kind. Now, there is Harold " "1 was wondering how soon Harold was roming into the conversation." said the girl with the eveglases, softly. "It it wasn't Harold, exactly," said the girl in the fur cape; "ii was his mother; she is interested in charity. ou know." "Of course, a woman with a nose like that couldn't be expected to keep it out of other people's affairs." "I think she has a very nice noe my self," said the girl in the fur cape, stiff ly. "Harold is thought to look- a great deal like her." "Oh, 1 that is, by the way, T heard that you bought a gold thimble the other day. Have you been doing much sewing?" "N not very much. Oh. Elsie, if you will never, never tell as long as you live. I'll tell yon all about it. Von see. Bar old's mother has somehow gotten an idea that I am a frivolous person, and last week I well. I decided that I'd show her how practical I am." "Well, and did you?" "It was this way I was, of course, anxious for her good opinion." "M yes; I understand that she has a good deal of money in her own right." "She wants Harold to marry a nrae tical girl, so I gave up curling my hair, bought, a pair of boots a mile too long for me and asked everybody to call me 'Margareet' instead of 'Daisy.'" "Yes, and what was the result?" "She told Harold that she hoped she was the one. not she, who was mistaken in my character, and crsually men tioned the fact that she thought every young couple should own the house in which they set up housekeeping!" "Oh, Dai I mean Margaret, how per fectly lovely!" "Wasn't it? Then I heard that she was interested in an orphans' home, so T decided to become interested in it, too. I told her that I would make a lot cf garments for the orphans, and you should have seen her surprise and pleas ure!" "So you really made g-irments for the children? How did you go about it?" "I made one. T bought a lot of .stuff: the people at the shop seemed to think it rather unsuitable for the purpose, but it wan so pretty that 1 couldn't re sist it. I had expected mamma to hrdp me, but she showed sueli a hick- of in terest in it that I just shut iny-Jf up alone and made a little dress till bj my self!" "You don't say so! How loncrdid it" "Take me? A week. W'."-n H ws finished T decided not to wait until the others were made, but take ft at once to Harold's mother. When I go: tli'-re I was so proud and so excited that 1 could hardly open the package and hold up the dress for inspection!" "And wasn't she surprised?" "She was. She she held it in her hands a long time, turn'ng it this way and that, then she asked me" "Where you wanted to live vhMi you were married?" "No; she she asked me what on earth it was!" Chicago Times-Herald, Ancient llrltlsh Crave. The museum of the Castle Hall at Taunton (the courthouse of "bloody Jeffries") has just been presented by Ionl lovelace with a kistyacn, or an cient British grave, discovered with its skeleton inmate upon Culbone Hill, Hx moor.on t hi: breezy coach route between Minehead and Lynmouth. The Iti.st yaen, a stone-built chamber about four feet below the surface, measured II feet 0 inches by 2!.' inches by 18 inches; and the early Briton had to be ingenious ly packed. A coarse e'iy cup w n.- found near this .skull, which wan so well pre served after all these centuries that some Americans u.sing the coach are. .said to have made "fabulous offers" for even a single tooth. The entire kist, however, has been removed to the head quarters of the Somersetshire Areheo logical society, where it will be re- erected. Interment! of a similar ua- . turn have been found all over England, I nnd notably in Wiltshire and York ' shire. N. Y. Sun. I A Heartless Teat. Penelope You vow that you lovome, colonel would you go through flro and water for mo? Col. Kaintuck Through all th' flahs of hailes; but, well, ah dunno about th' water! S. Y. Truth. flow fihout Your JOB We have the facilities for doing all kinds of .Job Printing, from a visiting card to a catalogue, and we are after all the work we can do. We not only desiie to keep busy, but would prefer to be rushed. Come in and compare our prices with that of any one, and compare quality of work. Let us have your next order. ?l?roi?i;le publistyig ?o. The Dalles Real Estate Exchange IS DAILY KECKIVIXO Prospective : Immigrants From every part of the United States concerning the Resources, Products, Prices. Etc. ISO" WASCO OOTJ3XTTTT. All persons desiriug to sell or rent farms or city property will find it greatly to their advantage to call on or write at once to any one of the undersigned members of the Exchange, giving full particulars, terms, etc. T. A. HUDSON, G. W. KOWLAND, C. E. BAYARD, .1. G. KOONTZ & CO., J. M. HUNTINGTON & CO. THE DALLES, f4EW WAREHOUSE (Late Grader at Wasco Warehouse) Has leased the WINGATE BUILDING oixr smconrx street, And will handle Wool on storage or commission, or will grade or "bale it if desired. Thirty years' ex perience as a "Wool Grader. .HuetliiK ! Stockholders I). I'. iV A. N. Co. Notice is hereby given that there will he a stockholders' meeting of The Dalles, Portland &. Astoria Navigation Co., at, their office Saturday, April 3, 1897, at 2 p. 111., for the purpose of electing seven directors and transacting such other busines" as may properly come before aid meeting. liy order" of the presi dent. The Dalles, Or., March 1, 1897. OltlO.V KlNKKHLY, m8-td Secretary. ItucKlen'o Annua etalve. The best Balve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains corns, and all akin eruption), and posi tively cures piies, or no pay required It is "guaranteed to givo perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents pr box. For salo by Blakeley and Houghton, druggists. Old papers for sale at 10 cents per hun dred. A large lot ot old daily and week ly CiinoNiCLKS on hand, the accumula tion of 189G. Very good for putting under carpets, on account of uniform size. This Is Your Opportunity. On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps, a generous nam pi 0 will bo mailed of the most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Curo (Ely's Cream Balm) sufficient to demon, strato tho groat merits of tho remedy. ELY IHtOTHEItS, 6G Warren St., New York City. Itev. John Reid, Jr., of Great Falls, Mont., liev. Francis W. Poolo, Pastor Central Pres. Church, Helena, Mont. Ely'H Cream Balm is tho acknowledged curo for catarrh and contains no mercury nor any injurious drug. Price, 50 cents. recommended Ely's Cream Halm to mo. I can emphasizo hw statement, "Itimiposi. live curo for catarrh if used na directed." priw INQUIRIES FROM OREGON. SonivthliiK to Depend On. Mr, James Jones, of the drug firm of Jones & Son, Cowden, III., in speaking of Dr. King's New Discovery, says that last winter his wife was attacked with LaGrippe.and her caso grew so serious that physicians at Cowden and Pana could do nothing for her. It seemed to develop into Hasty Consumption. Hav ing Dr. King's New Discovery in store, and selling lots of it, he took a bottlo home, and to the surprise of all she be gan to get better from the first dose, aud half dozen dollar bottles cured her sound and well. Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, CougliH and Colds is guaranteed to do this good work. Try it. Free trial bottles at Blakeley & Houghton's Drug Store. 5) Old l'eoplc. Old people who require medicine to regulate the bowels and kidneys will find the true remedy in Electric Bitters. This medicine does not stimulate and contains no whisky nor other intoxicant, but acts as a tonic and alternative. It acts wildly on the stomach and Dowels, adding strength and giving tone to the organs, thereby aiding Nature in the nerforinance of tho functions. Electric Bitters is an excellent appetizer and aids digestion. Old people find it just exact ly what they need. Price 50 cents and $1 00 per bottlo at Blakeley & Hough ton's Drug Store. 5 DlllleH-Aloro (Hugo Leaves tho Umatilla house 8 a. ni. Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Douolah Allen, Prop, ilot Clam broth every day from 10 a. in, to 12 :30 p. in. and 4 to 0 p. m, at Stubling& Williams. mCh4 Subscribe for The Chuoniclk. The Humanitarian league of London has taken up the cudgcla nga na t -.section and Incidentally ailn t he c it lug of the ilesh of anyaulma Hint has bee., painfully killed. -The deliberate vivisection of turtle, that gluttons may hi,vosoup''i.1ahFolutelycondiM..ned.Lels hat have been skinned, lobsters boiled or broiled alive, and crabs 1 kcwjjj treated are to be cut eut from 1 of fare, and .so also iork wink- there remains anv risk that the p.g may be toasptl alive into the .scalding water. Chicago Inter Ocean. Electricity In Heathen Twirled, and is to he followed by the e'p.allj vast and ancient foundation of the Na tnkotta.in the same island. In no long ,i,e others will adopt the same provemcnt.till all the holy places of the peninsu! 1 are so equipped thatby press jr buttons they can be instantly illu n.rnated, like a modern hotel or theater. The innovation Is enough to make Siva and Vishnu and even the great Brahma himself gasp and stare. PACKERS OF Pork mi Beef MANUFACTUltEKSOF Fine Lard and Sausages, Curers of BRAND Hunii fla Dried Beef, Etc. Dalles City and ffloro Staice Line Leaves Williams Hotel, M010, on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at b a. 1... prompt. Leaves Umatilla House, The Dalles, Tuesdays, Thvrsdays and Saturdays at 8 a. 111. nroniut. Freight rates Tho Dalles to Moro, -lOe per 100 lbs; small packages, 10 and -oc Passenger rates The Dalles to Moro, S1.50: round trip, ifli.oU. Agency at Umatilla House, The Dallec, and at tlliams Hotel Moro. tf DOUGLAS ALLEN. Prop. Bake Oven and Mitchell STAGE LINE, THOMAS HAEPER, - - Proprietor Stages leave Bake Oven for Antelope every day, and from Antelope to Mit chell three times a week. GOOD HOUSES AND WAGONS. The Glades Ranch, AV1IITK SALMON. WASH. f lire Brefl Amorlcn .TerHy Cuttle Club JERSEYS Of tho St Lnmbert, Oominiissln mul Tormentor ruuiu. jiireo unoice nulls or m.lo or rent, so Homo tiholuo Cows nnd Heifer for sale. I'lito Jlrwl I'oluycl Uliinn Hons. Whfto I'lymouth Hock CJ.Ickuns. AddreKs,: JlltS. A. It. HYKKKTT, I'ron. Jyij-wam White Salmon. Wash. n HOOD POISON DA SPECIALTY&W tlary iLOOD OISON perdfaneStS cured in ID to 36 day b, Yon can be 1 treated Vf ' H ytm Prc.r.'-,r tocouio hero wo wllfSm nocharo:ifwn?iiit7 eury,IoaidoBotM&7nn SnVn; iVthi. u."'"1? Claiu. 500,00O capital behind on? i.EISSii 01 Mwnlo X4.mptorcW0AUO.jiji Tor Halo or Truilo, A desirable ranch of ICO acres, withi iour miles of Dalles Citv. with one film mares, harness, wagons, plows and other property, l-ine fruit land nnd ni.nn dauce of water. Will trado for Dalles uty property. Inquire of A. S. Mao Almhxkk, Real Eetato and Insurance Agent. Chho.nicu,: oflice, The Dalles, Or. Cih In Your chocks. A It ... rtiiwuuiy warrants registered prior tO Oct. 1st. 1S(V will l,n ..!.! oflice. Interest ceases after March 0 l01" U. L. 1'IIIM.U'H, County Treasurer. The t -ni pie's or India arc to be lighted with electricity, the example 1 having been act, by the great nl.rh.e of hiu 1, , . it Mutwail, in Leyimi. ORTHERN PACIFIC RY? s Pullman Elegent Sleeping Cars Dining Cars Sleeping Car Tourist hT. I A Ul, " MINNKAVOMS DULUTIt KAUOO OltANI) I'OIIKS TO CItOOKSTON WINXTI'Kn HKI.KNA mi IllITTH Through Tickets (1IIICAOO WASIIlNtSTON l'lUI.Aimia'HlA yi:v YOItK U1STON AND ALT. l'OINTS KAST mill HtiUTll Ior information, timo cards, maps and ttckeu. cnl on or write to V. C. ALLAWAY. Agent, The Dalles, Oregon Oil A. I). CHARLTON. Asst. G. P. A., X5, Morrison lior. Tinra. I'ornana Oregon EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route OF THK- Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave and are duo to nrnvo nt 1'ortUnd. LEAVE. FROM FKB. 10, 1S97. ARRIVE, OVKULAND KX-1 press., Salem, Hose-1 bunr. Ashland, Sac-1 8:00 1. M I rnmciiw, UKiuii,cau i l-'ranciseo, Mojave, f Los AiiRCles,Kl I'aso, I New Orleans and I IKast J Kobcbu.g and way fcta- lions fVfu Woodbiirn fori I Mt.Ai.Rel, Sllverton, i West Seio, Hrowiib- ville.Sprluglicld aud Natron J "3:10 A. M. '3:30 A. M 1:10 P.M Daily except Sundays. 1:00 1. M 1:W A. M tl:l5 1. M except Sundays. 10.15 A.M t 6:a)l'.M, f 8:23 P.M Salem nnd way stations lUorvuiutf aim way (stations iMcMinnvlllo and j way stations I 'Dally. tDat.y, except Sunday. DINING CUtlS OX OODKN UOUTK. IU M.MAN IIUl'KKT BLEKl'EKS AND SKCOND-CLASS SLKKl'INU CARS Attached to all Through Trains. Through Ticket Olllcc, lill Third street, where throui;h tickets to all points in the Hastcrn StHtt'H. Cntinilii mul Kuroix! can be obtained tt lowest rates from J. Ii. KIKKIjAM), llCKCtAgent. All above trains arrive nt ami depart Iron1 Grand Central Station, Fifth and Irving streets. YAMH1U. DIVISION. l'ai-seuKer Depot, foot of Jeilerson street. Leave for OSWKOO, dally, except Suuday, at 7:20 a. m.; l'J:15, 1:15, o:', 0:lo, 8:03 j. m fand U::W p. in. on Saturday only). Anive at I'oitland at 7:10 and S;20 a.m.; and 1:30, r.o, G::!.j and 7:05 p. in. Leave for Sheridan, week days, -it -1:30 p. ra Arrive at Portland, 0::;0 a. in. Leave for AIUUK on Monday, WcdtiCkday F.l'iny at'JUOa. in. Ar.lvo at Portland, Tues day, Thursday and Saturday at :!:03 p. in. Sundav trains for OSWKGO leavoat 8:40 a. p. and V:i!, 1 : 15, 11:00, .'i:'i5 ('.: 15 mid S 0,3 p. ra. Ar rive at Portland at S:0, 10:00 a. ui.; 1:30, i,o 5:10, Oioj, 7:55 p. in. It. KOKIILEU, K. P. ROOEE8, Manager. Asst. (i. & I'm- M THE NEW YORK WORLD THRICE-A-WEEK EDITIOH- 18 Vhuoh a Week. 160 I'npers V"' It etunds first among "weekly" pape" in size, frequeuey of publication and freshness, variety and reliability of con tents. It is practically a daily at the loff price o a weekly, and its vast list0' subscribers, extending to every etate and territory of the Union and foreign coun tries, will vouch for tho accuracy and fairness of its news columns. It is splendidly illustrated, and among Its special features are a fine humor page, exhaustive market reports, all tie latest fashion for women and IB series of stories by the greatest livW American and English authors, Conan Iloylo, Jerome K. ,,er0' Stiinluy Weyntan, JIury " W,w Anthony lloio, llret llarte, llrMiiiior M(ittliowi Kto. , We offer this iinequaleti newspape,BU Tho Dalles Twlce-tvWeek Chronicle o gether one year for $2.00. The regular prico of the two papers is $3.00. buv Vour tlrnliw . Few realiae that each aqulrrt stroyB $1.50 worth of ran aow Wakelee'a Squirrel and Gopher fcxtw, inator is the most effective and etorio" ical polbon known. Price reduced wj" cents. For sale by M. Agent. 'ebl'3ul