i Dry Goods. This Department, as now located, is very pleas ant and attractive. Our New Goods are near ly all on the shelves, and a visit to this De partment will well repay you. Jackets and Silk Capes. The lino we have ready for inspection has never been equaled, and must interest you. Don't fail to look them over. Skirts Ready-made Skirts are a new departure. We have them, and at prices to astonish you. One of these Skirts and a dainty Shirt 'Waist, of which wo have a full line, makes an inexpen sive and elegant costume. If Tailor-made Suits interest you, we should be pleased to show them to you. We have a variety. Laces. Our purchases in Laces have been large. The latest production is Champagne Lace. We have it. All uoods marked in plain figures. PEASE & MAYS Furnishings. This Department is now complete, and you will be well repaid by visiting it. Lots of room-and plenty of light. Clothing. The lines for 'Spring and Summer are ready, and cover a wide range in fabrics, colors and patterns. Our prices are right. Examination will convince j'ou that your interests lie right with us. Shirts. We keep a complete line of Negligee and Fancy Shirts perhaps the finest in the city. Our Fancy Percale Bosom and Soft-front Neg ligee Shirts are up-to-date. Hosiery & Underwear. These lines will tell their own story. The as sortment is large and covers a wide range in price. It will be a pleasure to us to show you the goods. All goods marked in plain figures. PEASE & MAYS G rocenes. Wo are ready for business in this Department, with better facilities than over boforo. Wo aim to mako this Department interesting to you, and as an indication of what wo proposo to do, we make the following offerings: Nuts Mixed. ALMONDS, PECANS, WALNUTS, BRAZIL, ioc per lb. Oranges. The Celebrated Rose Brand 25c doz. Lemons. Best California Lemons 15c doz. All goo;l8 marked in plain figures. PEASE & MAYS The Dalles Daily Ghfonieie. SENATE BILL 88. THURSDAY, - MARCH IS, 1S07 Owners of Stenin Threshers Itesjiouslhle I for Dumiign by Fire. WAYSIDE GLEANINGS. IEamlniii Observation nnd J.mciiI Kvuntn of Lessor MiiRiilttulo. License to utarry was issued yesterday to Geo. C. Cochrane and Miss V. Bredt. Delft ware, the latest, in cooking uten sils, at Maier & Benton's. 12-dlw Early Rose seed potatoes at The Dalles Commission Co. mchlo-lw The commissioners court met this afternoon pursuant to adjournment, to make some arrangement for the collec tion of the 1S95 taxes. Professor Cordley lectures nt the court house tonight on the subject of fruit pests, illustrating his subject with stercopticon views. Don't forget to be on hand. The dance inven by the Maccabees last night at the Baldwin was a treat to thoso who enjoy the "mazy." The floor proved to bo as good as it formerly was, and the music by Birgfeld's orchestra up to its usual excellence. The price of lemons and oranges have dropped, and in consequence of same wo will give our customers the benefit of the drop. Rose brand oranges 25 cents dozen and California lemons 15 cents per dozen. Maiek & Buxton. The body of one of the Indians drowned while sturgeon fishing above this city two or three weeks ago, was found near Hood River this morning. Jake An drews, the Indian merchant, wont down today to look aftor the body. Last fall we published the butter record of a fine jersey cow belonging to Mr. VanAnder. The cow was a record maker if not a record breaker, and Mr. VanAnder took great prido In her, but like all things mortal, her career camo 'o an end, and last week she died. Do not fail to call on Dr. Lannorberg, the eyo specialist, nnd have your eyeB examined freo of charge. If you suffer with headache or nervousness you un doubtedly havo imperfect vision that, if corrected, will benefit you for life. vmco in the Vogt block. Mr. Frank Tracy was in tho city to day. Five years ago, while working for i''o 0. R. & N., he was knocked from n "eight or gravel train near Clarnie, eufldring injuries which resulted in the loss of one leg. Judge Bennett brought euit for him, getting judgment for $4,000. ro matter then wont to the supreme court, and as wo understand it, got into 'be United States courts. Judge Ben nett, seeing that the case waa liable to drag along for years, and that Tracy was liable to die before a final settlement could be reached, offered to compromise Jhe suit, by throwing off his half ot the Judgment, if the company would pay acyhis $2,000. Thin has been done and Mr. Traoy has his money. He also "as the opinion that lawyers are not Wte so heartless as they havo been Painted. Musings. In support of this bill, presented by Senator Dufur in the late might-have-been Oregon legislature, relative to run ning steam threshing engines, and in answer to the Wasco News, we have this to say : In the beginning, we claim the father hood of the same, having often witnessed the dangers, not only to others, but our own property. However, Senator Du fnr's good judgment was bv no means slow to "catch on' to the justice and common sense contained in it. Now we ask in all honesty, is there a- shadow of injustice in the act of making good that which by common consent, or otherwise, we have already agreed to do? Shall I stand condemned because I ask a surety on an account against a probable loss from inability to pay? We have but to consult the mortgage record, Hjoth chat tel and real, as to the result ot the prac tice of our business men, to confirm our position. Has not the most insignificant farmer the same right? Is he practicing anything less than business principles when he demands it? We contest for the late utterance that "the farmer is a business man," and has as much right ot protection as any one else; but we make no demands that are not already conceded to us by the law of custom and practice. What we want is a surety that they, with whom we deal, are re sponsible for their act3. Is it injustice that a pilot should be supported with proper credentials of his ability before he apply to a strange sea captain to bring his vessel into harbor? As a matter of fact, it is hie business to know to whom he is trusting his ship and cargo of livos and freight. Do we not demand a certificate of a common school teacher as a surety along the same lines? Has the farmer any less right to know if years of labor and future livelihood is being jeopardized by an ir responsible party? His interests com pel him to employ as much as in either of tho former cases. Perhaps you will say it is a hardship placed upon this class. We assert if their business is not worth the small sum of $1 for making out and fling a bond, they better not run it. You mav say it is not necessary, they do so any way. So much the less objection should be made to establishing a responsibility. Besides these and many other points in support of this bill for in fact there are none ngainst it wo say th'at the man who employs, though ho consider not tho risk lie may assume to himself, extends a risk to his neighbor's prop erty likewise. Wo have Eeen this dem onstrated. Now, as to tho "doing away with the business altogether," we claim we are establishing this business and will make it more extensive by giving an assur ance that destroys it moat objectionable feature. , . t . In conclusion, lot us say we do not be lieve the good judgment usually ex pressed bv the News has been exercised In careful tliought, else his position would not have been taken. Very Respectfully, O. W. D. Man born of woman, and most men are, is of few days, and those are so full of trouble it is hardly wortii while being born at all. He riseth up betimes and sayetb "Go to!" I will make a spoon, and before it is high-noon by the town clock, he has spoiled a horn. He goeth forth early in the morning to shear, and at night he returneth to his domicile again, shorn, with mayhap some of his wrinkles cut also. He cracketh his heelH together like a grass hopper, in the plenitude of his joy, and hath the foun tain of hiB woe made to run over by a hard-hearted bill collector before he has time to sample a matutinal cocktail. He layeth for his enemy, Jones, to swipe him in a horse trade, and lo! Smith does him up $40 worth, with a Polled Angus cow. He chucketh the hired girl gayly under tho chin in the exuberance of his spirits, but the ex uberance evanesces instanter because just at that moment his wife appears unsolicited in tho doorway. He puts his money on the sorrel horse froia Osh kosh, and the cream-colored streak of lightning from Green Bay wins the shekels. He writeth a letter to his best girl, that owing to the irony of Fate, falls into the hands of his wife, who in sists on that lovely bonnet he promises therein. He goeth to the bottom of his jeans to purchase the same, an. I the one for whom it was intended aiveth him the cold shake. Such and much more ie inau. "It is natural for men to indulge in the fleeting illusions of hope." This morn ing as we walked up to our palatial of fice our glad number 8s spurned the plebeian sidewalk and we ambled on air. We had a letter due, none of your every day letters with a return card in tho cor ner and a dun inside, but a regular bil let'doux, pink-tinted paper, scent of vio lets, and all that sort of thing. In imag ination we sniffed the flowers of spring, rosebuds and pansles, violets and honeyeuckles, fluttering birds and song of larks. Wo had ecstatic visions of Cupid fluttering his wings among the peach blooms ; of one lovely face with eyes like dew-filled violets, complexion of apple blossoms, lips half-opened rose buds, Bweet enough to tempt a bee from a garden of mignonette, hair black and soft as the tresses of Night, voice low and sweet as an jEolian harp. That's what we expected, and from whom we expected it. This is what wo got from tho aharer of our wealth and other ca lamities. After tho usual endearing epithets customarily used by old married people for the purposo of perpetuating the comedy, the letter we received said : "Don't forget to send me twenty pounds of Early Rose potatoes, I want them for seed." Like Ben Adam's angel, we read and vanished. Vanished also the dreams; vanished the rosebuds and the lilies, violet eyes and breath redolent of spring; vanished Cupid. Hie bow and tile arrows thrown aside, he seized spade and hoe and got down on to his matrimonial job, Who is there shall tell a man what shall come after him? Who shall whis per into the pink, sea-shell ears of girl hood the story of that wicked Cupid? Who shall draw the invidious compari son between belore and after taking a wife? Who, seeing Cupid hovering among the flowers, shall daie draw his profile in the truck patch? Who shall convinca youth that kisses may satisfy the soul, but are persona non grata to the stomach? Love is a fraud, a delusion and a snare, The front of his basgue is filled with chiflbn, and the taillets thereof cover a sham in the back breadths of his skirt lets. Before marriage he wears a but tonhole bouquet and travels on silver lining of the summer clouds. After the ceremony he demands a corset full of po tatoes aud plods on foot. Before, his li ps drop honey and mint juleps. After, they are greasy with pork and cabbage. His promises are as pearls on a gold string, his fulfillments, as a string of suckers waiting to be cleaned for tomor row's breakfast. He is a mixture of comedy, tragedy and farce, thrives by deceit, fattens on the despair of others and is altogether a snare for tho feet of the young, a trap for the middle-aged, and a pit and deadfall for the old. Fair to the eye, ashes to the lipe, a nettle to the touch, an ingrowing nail in tho great toe of progress, u song in tiie heart, a cinder in the eye, a thing to be desired, until you get him, and then well, if you get him good you wouldn't take six bits for him. This lusi ttdte ment is true. Toulcllt. An evening with the Oregon experi ment station. Music Illyh Echool Quartet Opening Address l.x. (1. K. Banders Music Mixed Quartet Address by 1'rof. A. Jl. Cordley on tho Oregon Experiment Btutlon, illustrated by steru optlcou views, ol the ttutum work Music High School Quurtet fERSO.NAL MKNTION, Mr. Sig Sichel came up from Portland last night. Mr. V. C. Brcck came down from Wasco yesterday. Miss Been, who for the past few weeks has beeu a guest of Mrs. J. Hertz, returned to Salem today. Mr. John Fender and wife, who have recently come from Kansas to live at White Salmon, was in the city yester day and called at this office. President Miller and Prof. Cordley, of the Agricultural college, arrived on the local today, coming from Hood River. They are both n.ucti pleased with their reception in that place, and the keen in terest shown by the people there in horticultural matters. Old papers for sale at 10 cents per hun dred. A large lot ot old daily and week ly CiinoMCXKS on hand, the accumula tion of 1890. Very good for putting under carpets, on account of uniform size. Bteftiuer lor We will sell the Bteamer "Wauna," thirty-five feet long, eight foot beam, built in 1893. All in good order. For full particulars apply to OuEaoK Lumber Co., incb2-lmd Viento, Or. Wo have secured tho services of an experienced bicycle repairer from San Francisco, and are bettor prepared to do this class of work than wo have ovor been before. We will guaranteo all bicyclo work done by us to be first-class, and satisfactory to our patrons. We have on hand about 25 wheels, '90 patterns, of different makes some new and soino second hand. To close them out, to make room for '97 wheels, wo havo decided to ollor thorn for salo at very low prices, many of thorn away below cost. This is your chance if you are not particular as to whether you ride a '9G or '97 wheel. Thoy aro all good wheels, and in good shapo. MAYS & CROWE. GEORGE RUCH PIONEER GROCER. Successor to Clubman & Corson. FULL LINE OF STAPLE and FANCY GROCERIES. Again in business at tho old stand. I would bo pleased to Eee all my former patrons. Freo delivery to any part of town. 7V. Z. DONNELL, P$ESCSlPTIOfi DRUGGIST TOILET ARTICLES AND PERFUMERY. Opp. A. M. Williams & Co., . THE DALLES, OK. 5el?ool Boos, Stationery, o MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, ! A.T. Jacobson Book & Music Co. No. 174 Second Street, New Vogt Block, The Dalles, Oregon.