The Dalles Diily Gimmick. TIIK 1) A 1,1. ICS, OICKUOX TIME CARD FOR TRAVELERS. Uelow is published a correct time card ot trains :uui boats which leave and ar rive at The Dalles. Travelers may trust it, as Tm: Chkokicm: ia kept fully in formed of revisions : D. P. tz A. X. O. STKAMEKS. Steamer Kegulntor leaves every Monday, Wed nesday ami Kridny at 7:30 n. m. Arrives ever Tuesday, Thursday and Satur day at 5:00 p. m. OltEGON RAILWAY .t NAVIGATION CO. r.vsT M.ui,. Arrive, 1-enve. No.l WeM:mud -1:43 a.m. 4:50 n.ni. Ko.'J East-bound .10:15 t'.m. 10:3) p.m. DALLES VASSKNCKlt. No. 7 West-bound, leaves 1:00 p.m. Ko. S East-bound, arrives 11:55 a.m. All passenger trains stop nt Union Street, as well as the depot. AilvertlsliiK Kntefl. I'cr inch One inch or less in Dally ?1 50 Over two inches and under four inches 1 00 Over four Inches and under twelve Inches. . 75 Over twelve inches CO DAILY AND WEEKLY. One inch or less, per inch f- 50 Over one Inch and under four Inches '1 00 Over four inches and under twelve inches. . 1 50 Over twelve inches 1 00 Green mill ltyan Matched. Oauson, March 15. A representative of the Empire Athletic Club, of Syra cuse, has matchee George Green and Tommy Ryan, the welter-weight cham pion, for a 20-round go on April 17th. Should Green lose his fight with Smith, he will still co against Ryan, and the club will arrange a meeting between Smith and the winner of this battle. l'hntoKruphs. Photos. 50c, 7oc and $1 per dozen, for a short time at the only first-class studio in The Dulles. Everything first-class lessons in retouching by tne artist. fl. E. Hammond, mlo-tf Manager Herrin's Gallery. AVallliiR Mut liaiifr. Cincinnati, Narch 15. A Times-Star special from Franfort nays Alonzo Wal ling will hang with Scott Jackson Marcii 20, all published stories to the contrary notwithstanding. The governor finished a long study of tho case today at noon and tonight will write "Refused" across the back of the petitions. Something; to Depend On. Mr, James Jones, of the drug firm of Jones ec Son, Cowden, 111., in speaking of Dr. King's New Discovery, says that last winter his wife was attacked with LaGrippe, and her case grew eo serious that physicians at Cowden and Pana could do nothing for her. It seemed to develop into Hasty Consumption. Hav ing Dr. King's New Discovery in store, and selling lots of it, he took a bottle j home, and to the surprise of all she be .gan to get better from the first dose, and half dozen dollar bottles cured her sound and well. Dr. King's New Discovery ifor Consumption, Coughs ami Colds is guaranteed to do this good work. Try it. Free trial bottles at Biakeley & Houghton's Drug Store. J) hiivu Your Oriilu. Few realize that e.ich squirrel de stroys 51.50 wortii of grain annually. Wnkelee's Squirrel and Gopher Exterm inator is the inot effective and econom ical poison known. Price reduced to 30 j tents. For sale by M. Z. Donnell, Agent. febl-3m j Do not fail to call on Dr. Lannerberg, j the eye specialist, and have your oyee I examined free of charce. If you sutler with headache or nervousness you un doubtedly have imperfect vision that, if corrected, will benefit you for life. Office in tho Vogt block. " Hot Clam broth every day from 10 a. m. to 12 :30 p. m. and 4 to 0 p. m. at Stubling & Williams. meh4 For Main or Trade. A desirable ranch of ICO acres, within j lour miles of Dalles City, with one span mares, harness, wagons, plows and other property. Fine fruit land nnd abun dance of water. Will trade for Dalles City property. Inquire of A. S. Mac Almstim!, Real Estate and Insurance Agent. Chuomclk office, The Dalles, Or. Tom McCoy has opened his new barber shop opposite the Clarenden restaurant on Second street. m4-lm This Ia Your Opportunity, On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps, a generous sample- will bo mailed of tho most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure (Ely's Cream Halm) sufficient to demon strate tho groat merits of tho remedy. ELY BROTHERS, GO Wurreu St., Now York City. 3tov. John Reid, Jr., of Great Fulls, Mont., recommended Ely's Cream Balm to mo. I can emphasize Ins statement, "It is n posl tive cure for catarrh if used as directed." Jtev. Francis W. Poolo, Pastor CeutralPre Church, Helena, Mont. Ely's Cream Balm is tho acknowledged enro for catarrh and contains no mercury nor any injurious drug. Price, CO cents. IS WOMAN A dUfviAN BEING? This Question Was C.ruvely Discussed at HlAhop'it ('nunc 1 ut Muron. In these latter da;, hoi the-Nineteenth century, when woman is strtiggling-.fur an equality with mm in the nrts ami sciences and in politic, it may bo interesting- to know that a a o'arh ; the Sixth century the "woman ijik- ian" was a knotty problem confronting the snsres of that period. It. was n more startling- question, however, than that of the.se days of safety bicycles and abbreviated skirts--. "Are women human beings?" was the woman question as formulated in the Sixth century. This startling inquiry was proposed bv a bishop at the council of Macon, and the reverend fathers were so unliable and so liberal as to devote, several ses sions to the consideration of the sub ject. They did not disdain the question as useless or frivolous, but gravely un dertook the task of assigning to woman her proper place in creation. tVith all her fault they loved her still, and, moved partly, no doubt, by affection, they generously decided that she did nut belong to the world of "mut tons, beeves or goats," but was in truth a human being. It must not be imagined, however, that this advanced theory was forced upon Christendom, says the London Mail. The council of Macon was not ecumenical, and so churchmen were not constrained to accept its decision. WIDOWS IN WASHINGTON. It Is a (.lathering Ground Upon Which Kich ltelleti" Jleet and Scheme. Especially is it a great place for rich widows with daughters that peculiar type of American women who. as soon as paterfamilias is comfortably tucked away under thesod, fly to Europe, spend years wandering about like social liedouins.t hen are seized with a romantic form of homesickness. Dvt they can't stand Porkopolis and Kalamazoo and West Jersey after Paris and London and Vienna, and Washington affords a con venient stop-gap. It is American in lo cation. European in habits, and, to a de gree, in personnel. So they come here, buy a line house, get in with the diplo matic corps, and the thing 'is done, sayo the Illustrated American. And Wash ington, which professes a lofty scorn for trade, and ruthlessly shuts the doors of society in the face of all Washington brokers, insurance agent--, real estate people, and, in short, trade in every form, except banking, welcomes with open arms the retired trades people from New York, Chicago and anywhere else on the face of the globe. It reserves the right of laughing at them, though, and after faithfully attending all their luncheons, goe? home to roar over every sup the ambitious host or hostess has made. This habit is undoubtedly an affront to hospitality, but it has one saving virtue Washington makes use of rich people, but it is not afraid ot them. NO LONGER A LADY. She Had Xuncri Her .Maid Through l'over, mid So J.mt Caste. An mumdng instance of class formal ity was related to me th" otaerovenintr by an intimate friend of the victim, says a Ch:cagn paper's corr-1 , ponde.it. The lady's maid of .Mr. Benevolent v.a strieken down with typhus fever, am? her removal to the hospital was urged by the family. But .Mrs. Benevolent, having a great liking for the maid, would not listen to the plan, and declared she would nur.-e the girl herself. This she did through .1 long illness, and -when the invalid be came convalescent Mrs. Benevolent, at her own charge, sent the maid down to Brighton, that she might benefit by a cheerful stay by the sea. After a .sutlicient time hud elaped for her complete restoration to health the maid was asked by post if she did not feel able to resume her duties, lb r answer was an expression of gratitude for the kindness and care she had re ceived, concluding with the sorrowful "regret that I shall not be able to re turn to your service, as I cannot en gage myself to one who is not a lady, and, of course, no lady would hnve nursed and waited upon a servant, as you have done in my case." Tho Father .Viuiio tho Child. The children of the Anois, a people living in northern Japan, do not re ceive their name until after they are five years old. It is the father who then chooses the name by which the child is afterward called. Kmm- Hit JIihIih'Bs. "I don't know why you should havf selected this particular site for a sum mer hotel," said u newly arrived giuv-t to the landlord, who was an old acquain tance. "It strikes me as a very warm place." "That may be," replied the landlord, 'hut you will find the proper tempera ture has been obtained. The waiters are all girls from tho Doaton colleges." Pittsburgh Chrnnicle-Telegraph. Schilling's Best tea coffee soda baking powder IlsvoiiiiK extracts and spices will justify you in going to the trouble of asking your grocer for them and of get ting your money back if you don't happen to like any of them. 12 lror sale by W. E. Kahler flow Ibout Your JOB "We have the facilities fordoing all kinds of Job "Printing, from a visiting card to a catalogue, and we are after all the work we can do. We not only desire to keep busy, but would prefer to be rushed. Come in and compare our prices with that of any one, and compare quality of work. Let us have your next order. ?r)ror?i;le publisr)ii?$ ?o. Remember We have strictly First-class FIR, OAK and MAPLE WOOD To sell at LOWEST MARKET RATES Phone 25. JOS. T. PETERS & CO j Northern Grown Seeds. ' Fresh Garden and Grass SeJd? in Bulk. Seed Wheat, Seed Rye, Send Oats. ( Peed Barley, Seed Corn. Flax Seed. i Alfalfa Seed, Timothy Seed. , Red Clover Seed, Millet Seed. , J CROSS' Feed and Grocery Store. Good? Sold at Bedrock Prices for Cash. Store open fruin 7 The Dalies IS DAILY ItKCniVING Prospective OV Iff m From every part of the United States concerning the Resources, Products, Prices, Etc. xisr "wrsoo ooTTONrarsr. All persons desiring to sell or rent farms or city property will find it greatlv to their advantage to call on or write at once to any one of tho undersigned members of tho Exchange, giving full particulars, terms, etc. T. A. HUDSON, G. W. KOWLAND, O. E. BAYARD, J. G. KOONTZ & CO., J. M. HUNTINGTON & CO. THE DALLES, 'Lumber, Building1 Tradedjor Hay. Grain, Bacon, Lard, &c. ROWE & CO., MuetliiK Ntnoldinlilorft . I, ic A. N. Co. Notice is lieroby given that there will lie a stockholders' meeting of The Dalles, Portland & Astoria Navigation Co., at ! their oflico Saturday, April il, 1897, ut 2 p. in., for tho purposo of electing seven directors and transacting such other bushiest as may properly come before "aid meeting. By order of the presi dent. The Dalles, Or., March 1, 1897. Omo.v Ki.nkiisi,y, in8-td Seeretnry. Advertise in The Ciiuoniclu. pFJIfTflffCi? Crimson Clover Seed, Blue Grass Seed. White Clover Seed, Orchard Grass Seed. Bee Supplies. Fertilizers, Oil Meal Cake. Hay. Grain, Feed and Groceries. Early Rose Potatoes. Poultry and Eirs bought and sold at a. m. to 9 p. m IXQUI1UKS ntOJt OREGON. Material and Boxes The Dalles, Or. ltuoklen'o Ariuua Halve, The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, nnd all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to tjive perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale Dy Biakeley and Houghton, druggists. SURE CURE for PILES ItetlOl UJ blind. Ultodlu. i,,um.ll.. aiT.. .T.ff . Ti-Uiu.u. . .. . .,flv truthful. Ml to alter tins happy di.po-ut u . ( vate in them the love of truth, nn.lm ! the conform o error Jj mentable to think what fearful falsi itrt U deter children, o 1" tluuuwniot.orton.akcthrmob -it. Threats of being taken by old m i . Ill-black men. and ollu-r 11 be ternn,. are resorted to by ipnornnt and for. lis servants to frighten them, and m nK them lie still in bed. It is aseerta.ned that death, fits, idiocy, or .nsan.ty ha e been the consequences of such .nhum: n itv But. setting aside the probable chance of such calamities, there are other e-. -tain results. If the chdd ds covers the falsehoods practiced upon ,lim, he becomes boldly md.rtcren the threats, is more . bsobed.en t . u d willful than ever, disbelieves all that is said to him. and, (hiding no respect for truth in others, has no regard for it himself. Firmness in adhering to prom ises or anv particular line of disc.plme in relation to children, is of first im portance N. Y. Ledger. KtiglWh !.nrvor.i. The difference between a counsel nnd a queen's eounsel-or, in the went of a king being on the throne, a K. C. is. that the latter issuppo-ed to be able .o appear as the .sovereign's advocate. Ruth are entitled to wear wig aim gown; but the gown of the latter is silk, and the former is of "stuff. 1 he queen's counsel can take only what is termed "leading business." Tho Daisy l Australia. The ox-eye daisy, which bothers American farmers, is now spreading in mnnv agricultural districts in Austra lia, being introduced with hayseed. It causes damage to crass lands. THe GoiumDia PackinQ Co.. PACKERS OF Mk and Beef MANUFACTUltEKtSOK Fine Lard and Sausages. Curers of BRAND fl Dried Beef, Etc. Dalles City and Moro Stane Line Leaves Williams Hotel, Moid, on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at 8 a. m. prompt. Leaves Umatilla House. This Dalles, Tuesdavs, Tlivrsdayn and Saturdays at S n. in. urnnint. I Freight rates The Dalles to Moro, -10c per 100 IIh; small packajreg, 1") and 2oc. Passencor rales Tho Dalles to Moro, $1.50; round trip, $2.50. Atrenev !it. IJmiitillii I fnimo Tin tlilluo and at Williama Hotel Moro. DOUGLAS ALLEN. Prop. ana i mm STAGE LINE, THOMAS HAEPEK, - - Proprietor Stages leave Bake Oven for Antelope every day, and from Antelope to Mit chell three times a week. GOOD HOrvSES AND WAGONS. The Glades Ranch, WHITE SALMON. WASH. Fure Brefl Aiunrlca Jery Cuttle Club JERSEYS Of the St Umbert, Commnsslo nnd Tfriiiontor mine. Hirco cholcu Hulls for mlo or rent. to fcoino Uholoo Cows mid Heifers for sale. I iiro llrwl Poland China Hors. jijto Plymouth Itock Chickens. Addrc;s: JUtS. A. It. UYKKKTT, Prop. Jyi-W3in Whito Salmon. WhsIi. LOOP POISON tlaryLOi7rfiTiuMonaaryorTer. linples. Copper Colored Ki,(,t iTiVi.;1' milk D U DulleM.JUoro Htmj Leaves the Umatilla houso 8 a. m. Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. DouoiAH Am.hn, Prop. Subscribe for Tub Ohuo.niolk. ilORTHERN PACIFIC RY. n u s Pullman Elegent Tourist Sleeping Cars Dining Cars Sleeping Car ST. I'AIII. MINNEAPOLIS DULVTU fA !) OUilND FOURS OKOOKSTON TO WINNH'KO I1KI.KXA an ItUTTK Thpough Tickets CHICAGO WASHINGTON i,iniAiKi.rHiA -KV YOltK HOKTON ANI1 Al.t I'OINTS EAST mid HOCTB For lurormntlon, ttrao cards, maphnnd tlckeU, cnl on or write to W. C. ALLAWAY. Agent, The Dalles, Oregon OK A. T). CHARLTON. Asst. G. P. A., ijj, Morrison Cor. Third. Portland Oregon EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route OF THE Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave nnd nre due to arrive nt Portland. fkom run. 10, 1S97, ARBITI. OVEHLAND KX--) press, Snlem, Hose-1 burg, Ashland, Sac-1 -8:00 P.M. 1 iTuiioiseo, jnojave, , i:10A. M. U)$ Angeies, i-.i rao, New Orleans nnd IKast J S:C0 A. M. Kosebunr auu vny sta tions , M:tO P.M f Via" I Mt.A Woodburn fori Unily except Sunday. "1:00 P. M. 7:m A. M. 1 1:W P. M. iiL'el. Bllvcrtou. 1 i West Sclo. lirowns- except vllle.Siirlngileld nnd i Sundays. (.Nation J ; Salem nnd way stations 10.15A.M (Corvnllib nnd wnyl t 6:30 P.M. (stations i , jMeMinnville n n d t S-.2SV.U (way stations i I Dally. tDauy, except Sunday. DININC, CAHS OK OCiDKN UOUTE. PULLMAN DUFKKT SLEKPKUS AND SECOND-CLASS SLEEPING CAHS Attached to all Tliroiujli Trains. TliroiiKh Ticket Olllce, lill Third street, where throuch tickets to all points in tlic Kss'.era Htnto, Canada and Europe can be obtained lowest rates from .1. H. KIKKLAND, Ticket Agent. All above trains arrive at nnd depart Iron1 Grand Central Station, Fifth and Irving streets. YAMHILL DIVISION. Patsenger Depot, foot of Jelierson street. Leave for OSWEGO, dnllv, except Sunday, t 7:-.D a. in.; i-.';i,-), 1:15, 5:L.j, C:t"), S:M v. (and ll::X)p. in. on Saturdav only). Ariivc at Portland at 7:10 and h;3U n. in.; and 1:30, !:" li:oo and 7:55 p. in. U-ave for Sheridan, week days, nt l:S0p.n. Arrive nt Portland, U:iX) a. in. Leave for A1ULIE on Monday, Wednesday and Krioay at i) M0 a. m. Arrive at Portland, itK dav, Thursday nnd Saturday at 3,05 p. in. Sundav trains for OSWEGO leave at 8:40 a. p. and l'J!15, 1:15. 3:30, 6:2.". OMSandS 05 p.m. A' rive nt Portland nt 8:30, 10:00 n. ra.; 1:80,4.1) 5:10, 0:a',,7:5.) p. ra. R. KOEHLEH, E. P. ROOEES, Munaiter. Asst. G. P. & Voa3. At T HE NEW YORK WORLD THRICE-fl-WEEK EDITION. 18 I'nees a Weak. 150 Papers VM It stands' first among "weekly" paper" in size, frequency of publication and freshness, variety and reliability of con tontB. It is practically a daily at the low price o a weekly; and its vast list ol subscribers, extending' to every state and territory of tho Union and foreign coon tries, will vouch for the accuracy and fairness of its news columns. It is splendidly illustrated, and araonl! its special features are a fine humor page, exhaustive market reports, nl! tne latest fashions for women and jD series of stories by the greatest living American and English authors, Conun Doylo, Jerome K ,er"1"'' Ktmiley Wuyuinii, Mary K. WHln Anthony llo(i, Itret llarto, liranilor Muttliewa, Kit;. , Ve ofler this unequaled newspaper an 1 Tho Dalles Twice-a-Week Chronicle to gether one year for $2.00. The regain prico of tho two papers is $3.00. ClUll 111 'uur ,CllUOli. All county warrants registered pro' to Oct. 1st, 1892, will bo paid t J oflico. Interest ceases after Marcii , 1807. O. L. PniUiP8 County Treasurer.