The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
The only Republican Daily Xeicspnpei
Wasco County.
THURSDAY,
FEB. 4. 1S97
EASTERy OFFICE 230 to 231 Temple
Court, N. Y. City. E. KATZ, Agent.
THOSE DRATTED
SCIENTISTS,
Ifow the measly scientists come i
nlnnn nnil toll tie tlmt thf pvnrvsnrn of i
At
oiesu 10 mc rnvs causes it iu uus-
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ter, and that the use of the rays for,
' I
lighting up the interior works of the
human body is dangerous.
It is really doubtfnl whether these
scientists are of anj benefit after all.
The discover microbes in our ice
cream, bacteria in our lemonade,
inicrolepidoptera in the kisses oui
best girls give us. bacillii m all our
"vegetable food, trichinae in our meat
diet. The water we drink is filled
with animalculae. and the air we
breathe is toxic with several million
kinds of disease germs. The inde
fatigable destro3eis of our peace and
happiness go prowling around with
microscopes, prodding into each and
every of our pleasures to their utter
destruction.
Oh! for a banclio Panza to read
them the riot act, as he did to Doc
tor Pedro Rigido Abstemioso. Oh!
.for that redoubtable genius to comb
their heads with a chair, and fire
"bodily the whole bilin' of 'em.
"What is lite worth with these harpies
always at the feast. 5 Time was when
the enamored j'outh took delight and
uectar from the lips of his bread and-buttcr-liavored
inamorita. He felt
it was a foretaste of Paradise, and Su
it was. Xoff he approaches his
nether lip to that of his best Rid
with the same pleasant anticipations
that he presents his arm to the vac
cine point. Once it was osculation,
now it is inoculation. Instead of
visions of ecstacy and flavor of va
nilla ice cream, he takes a kiss with
a mental shudder and a thought of
iodoform and quicklime.
The- have, these scientists, made
life as nearly a burden as possible;
but we may still feel grateful that
tobacco and whiskey have so far de
fied their power to miciobize.
THE DEADLOCK, LOCKS.
TLe deadlock at Salem continues.
vnn..,i ,.. ill
lesterday a joint session was held,
but only forty members were pres- j
eut, and one of these dropped out. ;
After some little discussion, the ses
sion adjourned until 7 :00 last night.
"What will be done nest it is hard to
say; but Mitchell's friends are de
termined tu stand ribt where they
are, and after a little while, if a ma-
jority does not come in. it ,vill prob-
, , I
ably take a ballot of those present,
and whoever gets a majority of those
voting will be declared elected.
Then the Benson house will prob
ably adjourn and go home. That is
all they can do. There is no use
staying in Salem if the senate re
fuses to recognize them and the
Uoume contingent of
continues to stay out.
seem possible tlint
the latter gang
will ever go into an organization
even should the llenson house nnd '
part of the senate eiect Mitchell, for
then they would fear the Benson
men coming into the organization'
and ratifying his election. ;
The situation seems to resolve ,
itself into either a continuance of ;
the deadlock to the knd of the term,
or
tho election of Mitchell bv les '
,!, . . . - ,
than a majority of the two houses. (
Under the wording of the conslitu 1
!. ?e i . i j
tion, it is possible that such nn elce-:
tion would be declared valid by the
United States senate.
XOT TRUE TO HIS PLEDGES,
Hon
F. N. Jones is a very large !
man;
and
much larger than the average, j
indeed much larger
tlinn Imk
IUUI1 Ilia ,
party. Jlefore election lie pledged
himself to the people to vote for
TT . , r
Mitchell for United States seuator. I
That pledge he has deliberately and
willfully broken. The English lnn
gunge is pioliOc in nnmcs for a per
son who docs not keep his word, and
the Hon. F. X. Jones can wear which
ever of the synonyms suits his pleas
ure best.
Of course he will follow the lines
i he has selected for himself, and fol-
iow tliem t0 tll0 clKt -wuat njs con
! stituents want is nothing to him. lie
is not a servant of the people ; he is
' their boss. The office belongs to
I
i him ; the people gave it to him. It
I is true there was a string on it, sev-
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eral of them : bnt strums don't count ,
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irith .lrmi. I-Tf hrnkn thorn alonr?
with Jones. He broke them alon
with his pledges.
Things arc smiling for him now
He has the approval of Boss Simon. J
He is patted on the back by Jona
than, who makes hjm believe he is
another David. But there is an
other da' coming. There is a day
approaching when he must face the I
constituents he has betrayed ; when '
he must answer ",o the stockmen who I
stood by him so manfully, as to what
he has done towards giving them re
lief by memorializing congress con
cerning the opening of the Cascade
forest reserve ; a day when, no longer
seduced by the blandishments of the
president of the senate and the
smiles and wiles of Jonathan, he will
open his eyes to the true condition
he has brought upon himself, and re
alize that he is contemned by all
honest men.
The astronomers are indulging in
speculations concerning the star,
Groombridge, which is called the
runaway." It is said to be travel
ing at the rate of 200 miles a second,
and yet at this rate it will take lSo,
000 years to complete its circuit.
They don't know whence it came nor
whither it gots, bui compel us to be 1
satisfied with the bald statement that
it won't be back for lSu.OOO years, j
It would be a Joe Dandy to ship the I
Oregon legislature on.
Ofever
eadJ
ELI'S CKEAM VXL.M is a positive rare. ;
i Apply into the nostrils. It Is quickly absorbed. Hi
cents at urnicists or Dr man ; sample loc dt man.
ELTBROTumis.ss warrcnSu.KewyorUCity. j
" .
Hucklmi'c Annua sane. 1
The best salve in the world for cutfi, j
uruiseE, sores, ulcers, Bait rhenm, fevei
aoree, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains j
come, and all skin eruption'', and posi
tively cures piles, or no pay required !
It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac-,
tion. or monev refunded. Price 25 cents 1
7 ,ror .B"lB U) om a"u
Honghton, druje sts.
l -r 1 . Til.' l
Tcnchem' xiiiiuiutliiu.
Notice ie hereby Riven, that for the
purpose of making an examination of
oil prsone who may offer themselves as
candidates for teachers of the schools of
this county, the county school superin
tendent thereof, will hold a public ex
animation at the county court house in
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Adullamites Dalles city, heginniiiK Wednesday, Feb
It does not ! ru"r-v 1 0'k P- m-
'r, T
School Supt.
llond Electluii
Notice, Schutil
No. is:.
District I
Notice is hereby niven that a school :
meeting of school district Xo. 12, ofj
Dalles City, Wasco county, Ort't'on, to I
be held nt'the council chambers in said i
district, on the 27th day of February,
lbib, there will be submitted to the legal
voters of said district the questiou of
contr.ictiiii; bonded debt of $20,000.00, for
the nnrriofce ot mi vine the debt of the
district and building a new school hous-e.
wi.. - ....... . i ii ...i.t..t. -1..-H
lilt VU.tl IU 1IC IlilllUl. llllllll lliuil tllllll
be the words "lionds Yes." and
tl)e worls "Uonds No." Polls to
be opened at 1 o'clock p. m., and remain
0je untii 4 o'clock, v m.
By order of the board of directors of
school district No. 12. of Dalles City,
Wasco countv, state of Oregon.
Dated this 2nu day of Feb., A. D. 1897.
. Jacojjsk.v,
District Clerk.
huve Your Uruln.
realize that each squirrel de-
Few
b"0" worm or grain annually.
ii?i.ii c. 1 r- 1 t. '.
inator ie the most effective und econom-
iual ohog known. Price reduced to 80
cents. For sale by M. Z. Donnell,
Agent. febl-Sm
.Subscribe for Thk Chronicle.
BLACKWELL'S
DURHAM NVvib'&k Hsrr-rl
Ton will And one coupon
Inside rncU two ounce bag,
and two coupons lnsltlc each
ftiur ounce ling of Ulnclt
wtll'i Dtirunm. Buy n bag
of tills celebrated tnbncco
and read tlic coupon ivhleh
gives a Elst of vnlnr.lilc prik
ents said iiaw to set tlieitt.
Wholesale
Ujlnes and Cigars.
THE CELEBRATED n
ANHEUSER-BUSCH and
HOP GOLD
Anhetiser-Bnsch Malt
"beverage, nneqnaled as a
STUBLING & WILLIAMS.
75 CIS
$3-50
ens.
Is all C
Ladies' Cloaks.
Remember, all these goods are latest made, warm, serv
iceable and fashionable, and at prices never before ap
proached in The Dalles.
Leave your
Dressed Chickens, Fish,
Fine Dairy Butter, Eggs,
Fruits and Vegetables of all kinds
COAL AND ICE,
THE MMiES G01WttISSIOH GO.'S STOflE
Corner Second and Washington Sts.
BLAKELEYS HOUGHTON!
DRUGGISTS,
175 Second Street - The Dalles, Oregon
.'.-ARTISTS MATERIALS.-,'.
Country and Mail Orders will receive prompt attention.
When the Train stops at THE DALLES, get off on the South Side
AT TUB
HEW COLiUJVlBlfl HOTEli.
This mrse nnd popular House aoes the principal hotel business,
una is prepared to lurnUh the Hest AccowmodHlioiib ol any
House in th city, and at tne low rute of...
$1.00 per Day. - pirst Qass Heals, 25 Cepts
Orilce for all Stage Lines leavlne The ltnllen fur all
iiolnU In Knuttirii Oregon mid Emitiru AVaahincton.
Ill tliln Hotel.
Corner oi Front und Union Sts.
"There is a tide in the affairs
leads on to
The poet unquestionably
at CRANDALL
Who are selling those goods
MICHELBACH BRICK,
Closing Out Sale of Furniture
SEE?
BEER
on draught
and in Dottles.
Nn trine, a non-alcotolic
tonic.
Buys a good BOYS'SUIT at C. F. Steph
Intermediate prices up to $4.50
ior a servicea-
ble suit of MEN'S CLOTHING
best Black Diagonal for $12.00.
The
An elegant assortment oi
1S96 styles just received,
a part ot which may bo
seen in ehow window.
orders for
AT
J. M. TOOMEY, Propr
oj men which, taken at its flooa
fortune."
had reference to the
and Carpets
& BURGET'S,
out at greatly-reduced rates
. . UNIO ST.
Drugs, Paints,
Wall Paper,
Glass. Etc.
tub
Snipes-Kinersly Drug
129 Second St.,
THE DALLES, - -
OR.
DOORS,
WINDOWS,
SHINGLES,
FIRE BRICK,
FIRE CLAY,
LIME, CEMENT,
Window-Class and
Picture Moulding.
131. G- Xj IE IsT UST.
J. S. SCHESK,
y President.
II. 31. Beall,
Cashier.
First Hational Bank.
THE DALLES
OREGON
A General Banking Business transacted
DepositE received, subject to Sight
Draft or Check.
Collections made and proceeds promptly
remitted on dar of collection.
Stent and Telegraphic Exchange sold on
New York, San Francisco and Port
land. DIRECTORS.
D. P. Thompson. Jko. S. Schenck.
Ed. M. Williams, Geo. A. Liebe.
H. M. Beaix.
FRENCH & CO.,
BANKERS.
TKASSACT A GENERAL BANKING BC3INES
Letters of Credit issued available in the
Eastern Statee.
Sieht Eschnnee and Tl
Transfers sold on New York. Chicat-o,
St. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Ore
gon, Seattle Wiish,, and various points
in Oregon and Washington.
Collections made at all
orable terms.
LODDPOISONIBMST!
A SDCPIAD T V 1'rimarr.
nocbanre if wofiii t.Y;, , uy'area?auoteitj is.and
Mie cases nud cliaUenVo the wriVi r u'
case we cannot cure. "ri.i. Vi.rld ?r a
Daweathoskiiiortii0mogtrr.,t??a,l,ra
uunai iroaraniy. Absolute nrooS nonf "r!?0"
fePPllcaiton. Address COOK i?i"w "i?.e.a,Sd "Q
mum
American Market,
74 Second Street.
Fruit, Produce,
Butter, Eggs.
69 TELEPHONES 69
J. b. goit,
COUNTY SURVEYOR.
Receidence, Tenth and Liberty Streete
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V
Get
the
Of Dealers, Agents, Jobbers
and Middlemen by buying di
rect from tlie manufacturer.
No better - .liecl made than the
Acme Bicycle
Built in our own factory by
skilled workmen, using the best
material and the most! improved
machinery. We have no agonis
Sold direct from factory to the
rider, fully warranted. Shipped
anvwhere for examination..
write pon
Our Interest Offer
Acme Cycle Co., Elkhart, Ind.
He Regulator Line"
Dalles. Portland and Astoria
Navigation Co.
Until further notice, the
Steamer Ree;ulator will leave
The Dalles on Mondays, Wed
nesdays and Fridays at 7:30
a. m., and will leave Portland
ion Tuesdays, Thursdays and
Saturdays at 6:30 a. m.
I'ASSBNGKK BATES:
One wav $2 00
Hound trip 3 00
Frei Hates Greatly educed.
Shipments for Portland received at
any time. Shipments for way landings
must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live
stock shipments solicited. For rates call
on or address
V. C. ALLAWAY
General Agent
THE DALLES. - OREGON
G1VE8 THE
Choice of Transcontinental Routes
VIA
Spokane
Denver
Minneapolis
Omah
Kansas City
Q roi
Low Rates to all Eastern Cities
OCEAN
KTKAMEK8 L.eTe I'ortl'
Kverv Five Days for
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
fri f.'V,u details call on O. K 4 Co.'i Agent
Tna Dulles, or address
W, H. UUKLBURT, Gen. PftM-Aft
Portland, Oregon
E. M'NEILL Presldcut aud Manwer
New NoheduU.
Train No. 1 arrives at The Dalles 4:
a. m., aud leaves 4 :60 . m. .
Train V n I mi - vll lA'la
-"" u. a Hrrives ai luv fmuvo w.-
P. m.. and Wvna in.on n m I
I THROUGH
Freiyni ana PassenoerLioe
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Traiii No. 8 arrives at The Dalles 11 :
p. w., and west-bound train No. 7 laM
at 1 p. m.
Train 23 and 24 will carry pMwl
between The Dalles and Umatilla, totf
irig The Dalles at 1 p. m. dally and
riving at The Dalles 1 p. m. dally.
nect ng wijh train Noa. 8 and 7fro
Portland. e, e. Lvtli,
Agent.