The Dalles daily Chronicle. The only Republican Daily Netcspapei Watco Countu. THURSDAY. JAN. 7. 1807 EASTERN OFFICE 2X0 to 234 Temple Court, X. Y. City. E. KATX, Agent. BEET SUO A 11 FIGURES. A Nebraska man gives some figures on the beet sugar industry, that sound very pretty, but will not bear examination. He gives the impoitation of sugar at nearly four billion pounds, with about 1:25,01)0,. DUO. Then he says this sugar, if grown in this country, would give steady employment to 2,ft00,000 peo ple. It will be seen from this that one-seventh of the entire able-bodied male population 'would be engaged in raising sugar, or making it. The average consumption ot sugar is about sixty pounds per capita, so that each person engaged in the sugar industry would supply thirty persons, and that at sixty pounds ; would make a total of 1S00 pounds of sugar produced hy him in a year, and this at eighteen pounds for a dollar would leave him 100 as the price of his wage per year. Not an exceedingly enticing prospect. Again he says it will take 1,840,000 acres of land to produce the amount at the rate of 1700 pounds of sugar per acre; but as under his computation the men exceed the acres at the rate of four to three, these figures would show a production nf only l.'iOO pounds, and so his figures do not even agree. The beet sugar industry is. per haps, well worthy uf fostering, but at present it seems to yield a larger crop of prevaricators than,anythiug else. WHICH WILL WAG.' Mr. Jonathan Jlourne would prob ably make an ellicient speaker, but just why he expects a Republican house to confer that honor upon him is beyond comprehension. The proper tlmnr for Mr. Bourne to do is to show some respect for the St. Louis platform before demanding 11113' favorab'e recognition f.ioin the representatives of the party that is standing upon that declaration of principles. Telegram. The Telegram, like the Oregonian, is much concerned over Senator Mitchell's position on the financial question. It thinks in the above aiticle that Jonathan Bourne should "show some respect for the St. Louis platform before demanding any favor able mention from the party that is standing upon that declaration of principles." "As the priest chants the sacristan responds," and as the Oregonian gives vent to its deop niouthed bays, the Telegram yelps tenor in a key above even the pitch of a Yaw. In this case, however, the Tele gram fails to see what its big brother is barking at, and so goes nipping at the heels of the question under the mistaken idea that it is assisting in downing Mitchell. It forgets that the Oregonian is not satisfied with Senator Mitchell's position flat-footed on the St. Louis platform and wants him to get off of it to prove ; his Republicanism, while it (the Tel egram) wants Bourne to step on the same platfoim to demonstrate his party fealty. The papers under the big tower need an umpire, or a board of arbi tration. The first ballot for the election of a United States senator will take 1'lnco at Salem January lDtli. The Oregonian thinks it is a flyUt between Mitchell (mil the field, and that the result is uncertain. It also asserts that .Mitchell is coiiiiiibiating with the Populists ami Democrats, and that he must have their votes to elect. Of course we cannot speak for either tho Democracy or the Pop. ulists, but judging what is to be by what has been, it is pretty safe to say that if Mitchell needs either Pop ulist or Democratic votes, he will get them. If they arc to cboose be tween n senator favoring interna tional bimetalism and one favoring the single gold standard, they will take the former. Mitchell has a great many admirers among both Populists and Democrats; men who admire him still, regardless of his position on the financial question, and if anyone can catch their votes, or a portion of them, he can. Salem's leading hotel is advcrtis- ; ing for o00 fac chickens. "We do not doubt the figures, but wc draw the line at the "fat." We've been there. The Oregonian wants Mitchell to gel off the St. Louis platform ; and the Telegram wants Jonathan Bourne to get on. DilllrN-Mnro StiiKf Leaves the Unmtilln hoii9e 8 a m Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Pouoi.as Ai.i.kn, Prop. THE INTELLIGENT JURY. I'vcn thf Court Himself (Jot Up ami Strom. "f don't lx'Kove everything I hear about tin ipr no ranee of the nvercigi jury." said an old lawyer In reminiscent mood, relates the Detroit Tree Proas, "but oiii'e. when I visited a backwoods court in the mountains of Xtrth C aro lina. I did hajyien in au incident that shook my faith for :i time. The case 'was before a squire and the prisoner wan up for hotr stvaliny. It ww the rudest court and surromuliiifrs 1 even got into and 1 should nor. have been surprised at anythiiifr, but.J was. After ii couple of jack-Iejj lawyers had f?o in what they had to uy the court turned the c:i.e over to a jury and it adjourned to a barn' to decide the in nocence or iruilt of 'the prisoner. And such a jury! I can never forget what a motley franff that jury was. In half an hour it icame lxick and resinned its place in court. "'Have you found a verdict ?' asked the "squire. "'What's that'? responded the fore man. " 'Have you found a verdict'.' ThatV what.' replied the squire. " 'Why, squire,' hesitated the fore man, with a foolish grin, 'we didn't know thar wmx one lost: did wc, boys'.'' And even that court couldn't .stand it but got up and .swore.' I.nmlon ?.'!Mlli:Tr(r' C.uilci. The duke of York, son of the prince of Wnh. has lately become vice presi dent cf the London Needlework (Juild. arid in this capacity lias contributed as many as 10" articles to'tiie annual ex hibition of the guild, which was opened recently at the Imperial institute. Most of the workers naturally are tallies, bin there arc also men asso ciates. The duchess of Teck, the gen eral president of the guild, is reMiousi" ble this year for a total of :i.G30 articles, while the duchess of York Bunds' in A.l.il: Princess Kdward nf Saxe- i Weimar, :!42, Lady Vernon Hareourt. 2.0;; lion. -Mrs. Uulord, l.'-'-'.'. and Mrs. ilas-il III J i tin lonorsiry 'ee tary. The grand total of articles received from the variou.-. branches of the London fruild is ."j.O.'O a consider- ! able advance upon the number' sent in I last year. i McIioIiik ir Scotch OrlRin. A claim is put forth that the czar is to some cfc:it a Scotsman. Czar Paul, when in London, fa sa'd to have fallen in love with a -Miss .Mae(i:e;ror,a youuff woman noted f.ir her beauty, who hap pened to bo ridiiifr her 5-1'ct land pony in Hyde I'ark. lie Married her privatelv. so the story ,'oes, and ahe was the moth er of Vicliolas I. The present czar would, therefore, be her ,'rcat,'rand son. 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The paper Is (Hied with matter of interest to women, and wo notice the following from u correspondent, which tho editors printed, realizing that it treats upon u matter of vital importance to their K'x: "Tho best remedy for croup, colds and bronchi th that I have been able to find ih Chamberlain's Couch Kemedy. For family ineit has no equal, I (,'ladly recoinino;id it." L'o uuil 50 cent bottles' for sale by HlaUeley & Houghton. JAPANESE LITERATURE. Mtirli Activity Aiming tlio l.cnrned Men of the MIUtulo'H Itedliu. There is a deal of literary activity in Itipan just at the present time, which, however indicative possibly it may be. of better times to come, is now and of itself far from commendable, Mtys the. London Dial. The overwhelming pre dominance of the inere periodical iswhat the writer especially complains of. A native Japanese- regrets, among other things, the incompetency of versifying in the Chineso language, which is .spoken of as something common, the degradation of literature by the com mercial spirit, the excessive prevalence of fiction, the coj-kaurcness of impor tant airs taken on them by the elnsa of youthful critics that has sprung up. lie says of the latter: "With no ade quate knowledge of English, men coni iosi treatises on the comparative nterlfs of English poets, and raw fler man students express a preference for one German poet rather than another." Work, nevertheless, of a much more substantial form than as thus indicated is happily under way. A history of the recent war with China, in charge of the government, is in contemplation, which I 4 !l taiiiiititi1 iill rtiii Tr i-nuve ti twl ii ir i iv u tt in i v iun ii i (t i.iiioiiiui ."0.000 yen for its accomplishment. He side, the Imperial university has a committee of 10 scholars in its employ, collecting, class! ft 'ng and editing the voluminous mate;ial requisite in t'iie preparation of an exhaustive history of Japan. A 1'alr of I'aiitlicrn. Smut creek is a small stream in the Hig Horn mountains. A rancher in the valley set a trap for panthers, which he thought had been stealing his sheep. The. trap was of steel, extra large and heaty. and bn'tted with mutton. Four days in succession the rancher visited the trap, ami found nothing. He omitted the fifth day, and when he 'came on the sixth he heard a groaning sound. lie found that everv bush with- i in five yards had been torn up by the root-, the ground itself looked as if it nail been p.otvcd. and tlie trap was gone. Following the sounds, he saw t nc tips of the ears of an animal behind a rock, lie made a careful detour, vit i rilie cocked, anil finally came upon, net one. but two panthers. 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OCEAN STKA3IKKH l.envu 1'ortliun) ICvurY Plvo Duvs lor SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. For full details call on O, II & Co. f. Agent Tlio Dalles, or nddress W, II. HUKMWUT, (Jen. Pass. Afrt I'ortiund, Oregon K. M'N I'lM. President mid Miniairer. Nmv Schedule. Train No. 1 airives tit The Dalles 4 :-15 a. m., and leaves 4 :50 a. m. Train No. 12 arrives at The Dalles 10:15 p. m., and leaves 10:20 p. in. I Train No. 8 arrives at The Dalles 1 1 :55 p. in., and west-bound tr.nu jso, i leaves at 1 p. m. Irain "id and -4 will carry passengers between the Dalles and Umatilla, leav ing tho Dalles at 1 p. in. daily and ar . riviiiK at The Dalles 1 . in. ilailv, con I nectini; with train Noi, 8 and 7 from I Portland, h. J'.. JjYtij-:, .Auent. Monuments and Headstones. Before going elsewhere, call on L. GOMINI. The Dalles, Or., For a Tombstone. Warranted to stand for all time, regardless of wind or weather. American Market, j 74 Second Street, Fruit, Produce, I Butter, Eggs. 1'OUI.TJtV, I-'IHII HUd (i AMIS IN HKAHUN. 69 TELEPHONES 69 JQ II. UOUKIWH. ATTORNEY -AT -LAW. COLLECTIONS A HI'KOUI.TY. Olllco next tbxir to tho Kint National Hank Tlio Dalles, Orison. novlO EKST Wasco Warehouse Company Headquarters for Seed Grain of ail kinds. Headquarters for Feed Grain of ail kinds. Headquarters for Rolled Grain, ail kinds. Headquarters for Bran, Shorts, SlfL'Kt Headquarters Jbr- "Byers'-Best'L Pendle- -n TTlrklTP This Flour is manufiietiui-d expresBly for family bUU JC 1UUI. ,ls,e; overy Back is ytinriuiteed to give satisfaction. We Bell our poods lower than any house in the trade, and .if you don't think so call and' net our 'incea und bo convinced. Highest Prices Paid for Wheat, Barley and Oats. Wholesale. CXlines and Cigar-s. THE CELEBRATED i I ANHEUSER-BUSCH and HOP GOLD BEER SddS!&. Anhetiser-Bxisch Malt Nutrine, a non-alcoholic "beverage, unequaled as a tonic. 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"There is a tide injke affairs leads on to fortune" Tho poot unquestionably had reference to the Closing Out Sale of Furniture and Carpets I Nil' I HIT Q IA AT mm at CRANDALL Who are selling those goods MIOHHI.BAOH BRICK, Is all C. F. Stephens asks for a servicea ble suit of MEN'S CLOTHING. The best Black Diagonal for $12.00. aeon in show window. AT The Dalles, Oregon Successor to ClirUimia & Corson. 111 FULL" LINE OF STAPLE and FANCY GROCERIES. of men which, taken at its flood Nil mi 1TI11H & BURGETS, out at greatly-reduced rate . . UNIOl- RT.