C2J The Dalles Daily Chronicle, The only Republican Daily Newspapei n Wasco County. SATURDAY. DEC. 12. 1896 EASTERN OFFICE 230 to 234 Temple Court, N. Y. City. E. KATX, Agent. GETTING REAL MEAN. And now comes the startling news that Havana is. beiDg fortified by having a barbed wire fence built around it. Since Weyler has dis covered that the insurgents take his bronchial trochas whenever they think they need them, and that Gen eral Maceo does not wear govern-: ment socks, he is evidently becoming frightened. It is amusing to read that while Weyler is vainly seeking to find Maceo, he is putting a barbed wire fence around the capital to keep him out of it. Has the fiend ish Spaniard exhausted all his other tortures? Does he intend to now spoil all the insurgents' store clothes, including silk undershirts and socks? or does h6 expect by this meani to attack the insurgent army in the rear? The next thing we hear will be that the Havana city council has passed an ordinance forbidding in surgents to run at large in the city limits, or, better yet, passed a no lence law, and thus forced the in surgents to fence themselves in or be impounded. Or perhaps Weyler thinks the insurgents will tear their pyjamas and have to go home to get their mothers to mend them. He knows how it is, for only a week or two ago did he not get caught at the front without a tjlean collar and four-in-hand, and did he not have to re- turn to the city to get them, see his barber and get a bath? The U. S. senate needs to get a move on, for what with over-dosing the insurgents with trochas, and de liberately preparing to tear their clothes, the cause of Cuba is getting Indeed desperate. It is possible that "Wej'ler has concluded to adopt de fence ive tactics, with barbed wire trimmings, thus hoping to make the insurgents mad so they will go home and not "holler up his waterspout of paddle in his rain-water-barrel" any more. Weyler was wicked before, ' now he is getting real mean. A REAL LIVE QUEEN. San Francisco has a real live queen, or rather a real live person who was a queen, within her limits, in the person of Lilinckalani, the acute brunette from the saccharine shores of Hawaii. Her coming was a sur prise to San Franciscans, being un heralded by the pomp and pageantry S of royalty. There was no beating of tom-toms or blowing of conch shells, but she just came ashore and went to a hotel like any other common mem-, ber of the human family. No one seems to know why she left her island home, or what she came to this country for. It may be possible that she wants to be around Washington when President Cleve land steps down and out. She may . have just a little feminine resentment that she would like to exhibit in that manner. Or -it may be that she is one of Jim Fair's contract widows, or has a curiosity to see Lucky Bald win. It may be for .many other reasons, and is barely possible that she read Scott's editorial on Califor nia in general and San Francisco in particular. Of course this is all guess work, and we must wait for genuine and reliable information until the special editions of the San Francisco papers arrive with the glaring headlines an nouncing the arrival of the only Queen Lil. The Oregonian discusses the rail roads of Oregon and the railroad commissioners at some length in its issue of the 11th, and concludes its . criticisms of the commission by sug gesting that if it is not abolished, it at least be limited to one commis sioner and a clerk. The suggestion is a good one, though it goes hardly far enough, and an amendment strik ing out the words "one commissioner and" would be in order and conform more nearly to our ideas. " This clerk could then be given the powers of a commissioner and could fill both offices. Our legislators should not lose sight of the fact that a com missioner is too proud to perform the menial duties of a common clerk, while the clerk could not only find time to do his own work, but would burst a button off to get a chance at the boss' job, that cf a commissioner By all means, if we are to have a railroad commission, let it consist of one man and, he the clerk, with the title of ex-officio commissioner attached. CATARRH local'disease and i t he result of colds and sudden climatic changes. For your Protection we positively state that this remedy does not contain mercury or any other injur ious drug. Ely's Cream Balm is acknowledged to be the most thorough cure for Nasal Catarrh. 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When Fresh Eggs are worth. 30c a dozen, why not buy one or two dozen Laying' Hens and have Eggs to sell instead of buying? Nice Young CHICKENS and PULLET HENS for $2.50 a doz., CASH, at J- H: CROSS' Feed and Grocery Store. Corner Second and Union Streets. Japanese Bazaar, -A.. .OLTTA-TT to CO. Props. Japanese Curios, Dishes, " . Ladies' Underwear, Wrappers, ZsrOTIOisTS, ETC., ETC. 133 Second Street, Next to Snipes-Kinersly's Store, Call' and See our Goods. "Tie Regulator Line" He Dalles. Portland and Astoria Navigation Co. Monuments and Headstones. s Before going elsewhere, call on L. COMINI. The Dalles, Or., For a Tombstone. Warranted to stand for all time, regardless of wind or .weather. jtM American Market, THROUGH Freisltans Passenger Line The company's elegant steames give daily Ber vice ( S u n d ay 8 excepted ) be t w een The Dalles and Portland. Steamer " .Regulator" leaves The Dalles on Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 7 :30 a. m., "arriving in Portland at 5 p. m. Returning leaves Oak-street dosk on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday at 6:30 a. m'., arriving in The Dalles at o p. m. Steamer "Dalles City" leaves The .Dalles on luesday, Tnursday ana batur day at 7 :30 a. in., arriving in Portland at 5 p. m. Returning leaves Oak-street dock on Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6:30 a. m., arriving in The Dalles at 5 p. m. FABSENGBR ' BATES: One way $2 00 Round trip , " 3 00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced Shipments for Portland received at any time, shipments for way landings maet be delivered before 5 p. to. Live stock shipments solicited, t or rates call on or address . . W. C. ALLAWAY General Areof THE DALLES. OREGON J B. GOIT, COUNTY STJKVEY0K. Reesidence', Tenth and Liberty Streets 11T21 Office next door to the First National Rank The Dalles, Oregon. nov!9 RIPANS The modern stand ard " Family Medi cine : Cures ': the common every-day ills of humanity. 74 Second Street. Fruit, Produce, ' Butter, Eggs. 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