The Dalles Daily Cfooniele,
insight into the future, or any pull
on the-weather clerk.
The only Republican Daily Newspaper n
Wasco County.
TUESDAY.
DEO. 1. 1896
A STERN OFFICE SgO to SU Temple
Court. N. Y. City. E. KATZ, Agent.
ANOTHER MORTAL BLOW.
Weyler is back in Havana, and
preparing to "deliver a mortal blow"
to the insurgents. He seems to be
ble to practice on the effects of the
"blow better in the city than in the
field, and it works better on paper.
Weyler's mortal blows are made,
most of them, by telegraph, he be
ing only a good long distance fighter.
His recent conflict with Maceo re
minds one of Q. Q. Philander Does
ticks, and his boxing match with the
colored gentleman. Doesticks had
practiced boxing with a big stove for
an opponent, and after he got expert
enough to guard against the stove's
"counters," he hired the African
gentleman to come in and let him
biff him with the g'oves. The
African, out of respect for his em
ployer, took the pair of gloves the
latter had used in boxing with the
stove. As the battle progressed
Philander made the discovery that
he was getting m almost one lick to
his opponent's five, and was in con
sequence highly elated at his pros
pects of soon delivering a mortal
blow. Just as he was going to give
it, however, something happened to
him. The colored man thought he
had given the worth of his hire, and
went in for a little fun on his own
account. When Doesticks regained
-sensibility his colored opponent was
gone, likewise the boxing gloves,
&U that was left of the battle being a
dozen or more contusions on Does
tick's, face, the effect of each being
heightened by a coating of stove
polish well worked in.
The great trouble with Weyler is
that he is too much of a "mortal
. blower,"
PROBABLY SAFE.
Senator Mitchell and his friends
can dismiss any doubts they may
have entertained as to his re election.
The matter is now made as certain
as any purely mundane matter can
be, if the future can be judged by
the past. The Oregonian has com
menced the fight against him in a
mild way, by permitting the small
political fry to nibble at his heels in
trashy correspondence. The Orego
nian will grow weary of the puerile
and futile attacks of the itching
scribbler before longj and will edito
rially attempt to assist in . the job
with its heavier metal and longer
range.
Some people cannot let a sleeping
lion alone, and get hurt when the
awakening takes place. We have
the profoundest admiration for the
ability of the Oregonian editor, for
his learning and bis vigorous and
crystal English; but when it comes
to political intelligence, his bump is
represented by a cavity. Mitchell
is on pretty safe ground.
WEATHER PROPHETS.
Foster and Hicks, America's two
famous weather prophets, both agree
in forecasting a long and severe win
ter. Each of them foretold the pres
ent cold snap, fixing it to a day, and
the worst of it is, each of them say,
"Look out for a hard. cold and
stormy December." We must con
fess to having little faith in weather
prognostications made months in
advance and based on the changes of
the moon, the conjunction ot planets,
the color of the goose bone, the hogs
melt, or any and all such. Yet the
fact is indisputable that Hicks has
gone right along for several years
naming the weather conditions to
prevail months in advance, and nam
ing them right. , Still we are in
clined to attribute his phenomena)
forecasts as due more to his luck at
guessing, like that of Father Pump
kin, mentioned by Saxe, than to any
If you feel disposed to growl at
the weather, just read about the qual
ity of that article dished up to East
ern people. Back in the Dakotas
and Minnesota many people have
frozen to death, and at one place the
storm was so severe that a trainman
lost his way going from his caboose
to the depot, and was frozen to
death. Already the weather is mod
erating here, and whatever it does,
it is safe to say that it is so much
better than that in the East, that our
worst would be bailed by them as a
harbinger of spring.
HOW IS YOUR EYESIGHT.
Dr. J. C. Linnerberg, Eye Specialist,
Graduate of Bpeucer Opthalmlo Col
lege. Mew York City.
People having weak eyesight should
not miss this opportunity to have their
eyes properly examined and fitted. The
doctor has instruments with which' he
can examine every part of the interior
ot the eyes, and tell in an instant
whether he can benefit you or not.
Many children complain of pain in the
eyes and feel unable to keep np with
their classmates in school. They un
doubtedly have trouble with their vision,
which if corrected will benefit them for
life. Cross . eyej can he straightened
with proper glasees.
Heppnek, Or., Nov. 23, 1896. .
To whom It may concern : Dr. J. C.
Lannerberg, the leading eye specialist of
the Pacific, has been in Ileppner for sev
eral weeks past and has encceesfnlly
treated many, among them my daughter
and myself. Indeed he has neeh most
successful in every case, and of course
has the confidence of all physicians who
have the pains to examine into his work,
as well as the general public. I have no
hesitancy in recommending him to all
needing his services.
Otis Patterson,
Editor Heppuer Gazette.
Heppnek, Or., Nov. 17, 1896,
This is to certify that Dr. J. C. Lan
nerberg, who has been in pur midst a
few weeks as an optician and oculist, has
done the most satisfactory work on the
eyes of many of our leading citizens, and
that the glasses he fitted me out with (a
Brazilian crystal) is the most complete,
haying an accomodating power that is
wonderful as compared to the ordinary
glass. I can most cordiady recommend
bis work. Very truly,
Dr. E. R. Swinbdbne.
Heppnek, Or., Nov. 17, 1896.
To whom it may concern : Dr. J. C.
Lannerberg, the eye specialist, attended
to my wife's eyes about three years ago,
she at that time suffering with a great
deal of headache and nervousness. After
wearing glasses prescribed by the doctor
the pain left her and she has felt mnch
relieved. During his stay here the doc
tor has again treated her eyes and the
result is the most satisfactory we could
possibly hope. lean most heartily re
commend Dr. Lannerberg to those who
suffer with eye trouble as a man that
fully understands his profession.
R. C. Wills.
Heppnek. Or., Nov. 17, 1896.
I can heartily recommend Dr. J. C.
Lannerberg, the optician and occulist, to
the public. The work done for my fam
ily is of superior order and gives most
complete satisfaction. It is not often
that a soecialist of the doctors ability
visits our town and those suffering with
weak eyes should not miss this oppor
tunity. D. J. McFaul, M. D.
Heppnek, Or., Nov. 17, 1896.
To whom it may concern : Dr. J. C.
Lannerburg, the eye specialist, has fitted
me with a pair of glasses that give me
perfect ease and comfort the fact the
best glasses I ever had and I can high
ly recommend him to the public as a
man that fully understands his work.
E. J. Slocum.
Office in rooms recently occupied by
Dr. Kane, in Vogt building.
Consultation free. i
All old club members, and their
lady friends are especially invited to the
skating rink on Tuesday evening. Skat
ing from 8 till 11.
For rent. Five-room cottage nicely
furnished, below the bluff. Enquire of
W. A. Johnson, grocer. n30 3t.
GAYAI&RfHl
It a
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and is the result of colds and
sudden, climatic changes.
For your Protection
we positively state that this
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mercury or any other injur
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Ely's Cream Balm
Is acknowledged to be the most thorough cure for
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remedies. It opens and cleanses the nasal passages,
allays pain and inflammation, heals the sores, pro
tects the membrane from colds, restores the senses
of taste and smell. Price 60c at Druggists or by mail.
KLT BKOTHEBS. 66 Warren Street, Hew York.
Administrator's Notice.
Notice Is hereby given that the undersigned
has been dalv sppolnied by the county court of
the State of Oregon for Whsco Countv, adminis
trator of the estate of W. U. Lochhad, decease!.
All persons bavins claiu.s against raid estate
are hereby required to present the same to me
properly veiiiied, as by law required, at the
Wasco Warehouse, Dalles :lty, Oregon, within
six months from da e hereof.
Dated this 30th day of i ct ber, 1898.
MAI UOLM McINNia,
Administrator of the estate of W. H. lxx-r. head,
deceased. oct30-li
Good Times
Coming -
Now is the time to lay in your Fall and Winter
Supplies before they go higher. We have a good
stock of Hay, Grain and Feed, Flour and Groceries,
Seed Wheat, Oats and Rye.
Garden and Grass Seeds in Bulk.
Now is theime to put. in Fall Seeds. Experi
ence has demonstrated that fall' plonting is the best
for most things. We have a good supply of Fertil
izers for exhausted and worn-out gardens, lawns, or
chards, &c.
Fresh Butter, Hams, Bacon and Lard. Eggs,.
Chickens, Turkeys, . Ducks and Geese bought and
sold. Goods sold at Bedrock Prices for Cash. Free
and prompt delivery.
J. H. CROSS.
Corner Second and Union Streets.
Money loaned on personal security, or
real estate near the city. Inquire of
Joel G. Koontz. novl8-dlm
Hot clam broth every day at noon at
Ad Kellar's. :. tf
"The Regulator Line"
Tie Dalles. Portland anil Astoria
Navigation Co. v
THROUGH
FrelgHt anil Passenger hub
The company's eleeant steames give
daily service (Sundaysexcepted) between
The" Dalles and Portland.
Steamer "Reculator" leaves The Dalles
on Monday, Wednesday and Friday at
7 :30 a. m., arriving in Portland atop,
no. Returning leaves Oak-street dock
on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday at
6:30 a. m", arriving in The Dalles at
5 p. m. '
Steamer "Dalles City" leaves The
Dalles on Tuesday, Thnreday and Satur
day at 7 :30 a. m., arriving in Portland
at 5 p.m. Returning leaves Oak-street
dock on Monday. Wednesday and Friday
at 6 :30 a. m.t arriving in The Dalles at
5 p. m..
FA83EN8EB RATES:
One way $2 00
Round trip 3 00
Freight Rates Greatly Reduced.
Shipments for Portland received at
any time. Shipments for way landings
must be delivered- before 6 p. m. Live
Block shipments solicited. For rates call
on or address
W. C. ALLAWAY
Oensrstl A(st
THE DALLES. - OREGON
B. GOIT,
COUNTY SURVEYOR.
Reesidence, Tenth and Liberty Streets
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The modern stand-
J
BJ ard Family Medi-
w cine : -Cures the
common every-day
ills of humanity.
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Ca-h In Tour Checks.
All coonty warrants registered prior
to July 11,1892, will be paid at my
office. ' Interest ceases after Oct. 20
1896. ; . C. L. Phillips,
' , County Treasnrer.
ERST!
GIVES THE
Choice of Transcontinental Routes
-VI A-
Spokane
Minneapolis
Denver
Omaha
St. Paul
Kansas City
Low Rates to all Eastern Cities.
OCEAN 8TEAH RB Leave Portland
. Krery Five Isr for
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
For full details call on O. R fc Co. s Agent
Tha Dalles, or address
W, H. HDELBUET, Gen. Pass. Ag-t.
Portland, Oregon
E. M NEILL President and Manager. .
Kew Schedule.
Train No. 1 arrives at The Dalles 4 :45
a. m., and leaves 4 :50 a. m.
Train No. 2 arrives at The Dalles 10 :15
p. m., and leaves 10:20 p. m.
Train No. 8 arrives at The Dalles 11 :55
p. m., and west-bound train No. 7 leaves
at 1 p. m.
Train 23 and 24 will carry passengers
netween i ne uaiiea ana Umatilla, leav
in? The Dalles at 1 p. m. daily and ar
riving. at The Dalles 1 p. m. daily, con
necting with train Nos. 8 and 7 from
Portland. E. K. Lytlk,
Agent.
Monuments
and Headstones.
Before going elsewhere, call on
L. COMINI, The Dalles, Or.,
For a Tombstone. Warranted
to stand for all time, regardless
of wind or weather. '
American Market,
74 Second Street.
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Fruit, Produce,
Butter, Eggs.
POULTRY, F18H and G1HK
IN 8KABUM.
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The Glades Ranch,
WHITE SALMON. WASH.
ASH.
JEESSYS
nre Brei j"Sr"-
Of the 8t Lambert, r-ommasslc and Tormentor
mine, rnree tnoico Bulls for sale or rent,
so some Choice Cows and Heifer for sale.
Pu e Bred Pnland China H'ifrs. t -
Whi'e Plymouth Kook Chickens.
Adlreas: MBS. A. R. BYRKETT, Prop.
jy25-w3in White balmon, Wash.
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DR. GUNITS
IMPROVED
IPIEXS
A movement of the bowel each day is Dsceemrr foe
fceaUta. The pill apply what the jtem UoJu to
Sit regular. They oar headache, brighten t-h
and clear the Go to pie i ion better than cosmetic,
neither (Tripe nor aicken. To eoanoM 70a. we
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Full Assortment of
DRY GOODS, FANCY G00D3,
CLOTHING, HATS,
Boots and Shoes. Don't fail
to examine onr new stock,
which we personally selected
in New York City and Phila
delphia. We guarantee the
loweet prices in town.
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Vogt Block.
Wholesale.
JVTflLtT IiIQUOftS,
CClines and Cigais.
THE CELEBRATED
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Anheuser-Busch Malt Nutrine, a non-alcoholio
beverage, unequaled as a tonic.
STUBLING & WILLIAMS.
75 cts
Ladies' Cloaks.
seen in snow window.
Remember, all these goods are latest made, warm, serv
iceable and fashionable, and at prices never before ap
proached in The Dalles.
BLAKELEY
175 Second Street,
Js. ja. ja.
ARTISTS 3.a?DE3KI-A.TiS-
fLfi Country and Mail Orders will receive prompt attention.
Leave your orders for
Dressed Chickens, Fish,
Fine Dairy Butter, Eggs,
Fruits and Vegetables of all kinds,
COAL AND ICE,
- AT
TJ1E DflliltES COJIIHISSIOU CO.'S STORE.
Corner Second and Washington Sts.
if There is a tide in the affairs' of men which, taken at its flood
leads on to fortune."
The poet unquestionably had reference to the "
Closing Out Sale of Furniture and - Carpets
at CRANDALL
Who are selling these goods
MICHELBACH BRICK.
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Buys a good BOYS'SUIT at C. F. Steph
ens.' Intermediate prices up to $4.50.
Is all C. F. Stephens asks for a servicea
ble suit of MEN'S CLOTHING. The
best Black Diagonal for $12.00.
An elegant assortment of
1896 styles just received,
a part ot which may be
& HOUGHTON
The Dalles, Oregon
& BURGET'S,
put at greatly-reduced rates
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