The Dalles Daily Chronicle. The only Republican Daily Newspapei n Wasco County. MONDAY. NOV. 30. 1896 EASTERN OFFICE SSO to 234 Temple Court, N. Y. City. E. KATZ, Agent. BEATS THE OLD STYLE. Another Enoch Arden case has come to to the front, it being that of "William Weidner who left his home and family in Indiana in 1856.' His wife mourned for him awhile, and then she mourned for another fellow, and got him. She also proceeded to raise a family and had six pledges of affection added to her worldly wealth when husband number two died. William wandered back a short time ago and was astonished to And his wife still living, and ccn eluded as husband number two had abandoned the claim, it might be a good thing to re-locate. So, with proper and becoming ardor, he pro posed again embarking on the sea matrimonial. As it seemed inap propriate for a woman to be wearing mourning foi a husband deceased, who had at the same time a husband living, the lady entertained the suit, and as Weidner had a nice little for tune, she speedily arrived at a de termination to assist him in enjoy ing it. As there never had been a diyorce, there was neither cakes, ..cards nor minister, the parties taking up the thread where Weidner had so ruthlessly broken it forty years before: The couple start into mar ried life in much better shape than on the first occasion, for in the hiatus Weidner accumulated a fortune and Mrs. Weidner a famity, and now their joint accumulations are added together and everybody is happy. The outcome beats Enoch all hol low, the curtain, falling on a happy and smilhng family, instead of a human wreck and abundance of tears. WE THINK HE IS. Senators Mitchell and McBride left Portland Saturday evening for Waohington, accompanied by Con gressman Hermann. Senator Mitch ell declined to say anything concern ing his position on the silver ques tion, except to remark that he hud made fifty-five speeches in the recent campaign working for the election of McKinley on the St. Louis platform. The seaitor seems to think his record sufficient guaranty as to what he will do, but there are some hard-hearted and thick-beaded people who are not satisfied and who insist on some defi nite statement of the senator's views. They say it would only take Mr. Mitchell about two minutes to settle all doubts ; but it looks as though he prefered leaving his position in such shape that legislators may all believe he represents their views. .Charles G. Leland, in one of his poems, expresses the idea, the great political issue at that time being whether the geese should be allowed to roam at large in the village. He said : "And so he gets elected Before the people found On which side of that goose it was He was so awful sound." LESSONS AND WARNINGS OF THE ELECTION. Dr. Goldwln Smith, in the December Forum. That the free silver movement was largely an uprising of the poor against the rich appeared when the Populist committee refused to accept the Democratic nominee for the vice presidency on the single ground that he was a rich man. At the same convention the belief propagated by Mr. Henry George, that poverty has increased with progress and that all the wealth produced has gone to the capitalist, wa intoned in incendiary poetry, as well as proclaimed in in cendiary prose. Yet the name of Peter Cooper was received with honor. Wealth can no lenger rest on a supposed ordinance of the Al mighty distributing the lots of men. .It can no longer rest on unquestion ing belief in natural right. It is called upon to justify its existence on rational grounds. It must make itself felt in beneficence. It must avoid that ostentation of luxury which is galling to the hearts of the poor.- It must remain at its post of social duty. If rich Americans, in the hour of peril, instead of remain ing at their posts of social duty and doing according to their measure what Peter Cooper did, continue to crowd in ever-increasing numbers to the pleasure cities and haunts of Eu rope, or spend their money at home in selfish luxury and insidious dis play, a crash .will come and ought to come. The French aristocracy be fore the Revolution left their posts of social duty in the country to live in luxury and frivolity at Versailles. The end was the burning of their chateaux. American plutocrats who leave their posts of social duty for the pleasure cities of Europe will have do reason to complain If their chateaux some day are burned. Un fortunately warnings are seldom taken by individuals and almost never by a class, each member of which looks to the other members to begin. The anuexation of Hawaii will probably be one of the first things to be considered by' President McKin ley. The islands are anxious to be come a part of the United States, and while we may doubt the expediency of taking them in, it cannot be doubted but that.it is better to annex them than allow some other govern ment to do so, which will probably happen. ' It is stated that President Cleve land will reside at Princeton, New Jersey, on retiring from office. Strange bow the desire to locate in foreign lands possesses some people. HOW IS YOUR EYESIGHT. Sr. J. C. Laonerberg, Eye Specialist, Graduate of Spencer Opttaalinie Col lege. Mew York City. People having weak eyesight should not mies this opportunity to have their eyes properly .examined and fitted.. The doctor has instruments with which he can examine every part of the interior of - the eyes, and tell in an instant whether he can benefit you or not, Many children complain of pain in the e-es and feel unable to keep up with their-classrnates in school. They un doubtedly have trouble with their viaion, which if corrected will benefit them for life. Cross eyea can be straightened with proper glasses. Heppner, Or., Nov. 23, 1896. To whom It may concern : Dr. J. C. Lannerberg, the leading eye specialist of the Pacific, has been in Heppner for sev eral weeks past and has snccessfnlly treated many, among them my daughter and myself. Indeed he has Deen most successful in every case, and of course has the confidence of all physicians who have the pains to examine into his work, as well as the general public. I have no hesitancy in recommending him to all needing his services. Otis Patterson, Editor Heppner Gazette. Heppner, Or., Nov. 17, 1896, This is to certify that Dr. J. C. Lan nerberg, who has been in onr midst a few weeks as an optician and oculist, has done the most satisfactory work on the eves of many of our leading citizens, and that the glasses he fitted me oat with (a Brazilian crystal) is the most complete, having an accomodating power that is wonderful as compared to the ordinary glass. I can moat cordially recommend his work. Very truly, De. E. R. Swinburne. Heppner, Or., Nov. 17, 1896. To whom it may concern : Dr. J. G. Lannerberg, the eye specialist, attended to my wife's eyes about three-years ago, she at that time suffering with a great deal of headache and nervousness. After wearing glasses prescribed by the doctor the pain left her and she has' felt much relieved. Daring his stay here the doc tor has again treated her eyes and the result is the most satisfactory we could possibly hope. lean most heartily re commend Dr. Lannerberg to- those who suffer with eye trouble as a man that fully understands his profession. R. C. Wills. Heppnee. Or., Nov. 17, 1896. I can heartily recommend Dr. J. C. Lannerberg, t he optician and occnlist, to the pnblic. The work done for my fam ily is of superior order and gives most complete satisfaction. It is- not olten that a SDecialist of the doctors ability visits our town and those suffering with weak eyes shonld not miss this oppor tunity. D. J. McFaci., M. D. . Heppner, Or., Nov. 17, 1896. To whom it may concern : Dr. J. C. Lannerburg, the eye specialist, has fitted me with a pair of glasses that give me perfect ease and comfort the fact the best glasses I ever had and I can high ly recommend bim to the public as a man that fully understands his work. ' E." J. Blocum. Office in rooms recently occupied by Dr. Kane, in V.ogt building. Consultation free. J. ' Good Times Cbmin Now is the time to lay in your Fall and Winter Supplies before they, go higher. We have a good stock of Hay, Grain and Feed, Flour and Groceries, Seed Wheat, Oats and Rye. Garden and Grass Seeds in Bulk. Now is the time to put in Fall Seeds. Experi ence has demonstrated that, fall plonting is the best for most things. We have a good supply of Fertil izers for exhausted and worn-out gardens, lawns, or chards, &c. Fresh Butter, Hams, Bacon and Lard. Eggs, Chickens, Turkeys, Ducks and Geese bought and sold. Goods sold at Bedrock Prices for Cash. Free and prompt delivery. J. H. CROSS. Corner Second and Union Streets. 0 t- 1 PL. i iji - Money loaned on personal security, or real estate, near the city. Inquire of Joel 6. Koontz. &ovl8-dlm Hot clam broth every day at noon at Ad Kellar's. tf "The Regulator Line" The Dalles. Portland and Astoria Navigation Co. .. THROUGH Fieit ana Passeip Line The company's elegant steames give daily Bervice (Sundays excepted) between The Dalles and Portland. Steamer "Reeulator" leaves The Dalles on Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 7:30 a. m., arriving in Portland at 5 p. m. Returning leaves Oak-street dock on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday at 6:30 a. m'., arriving in The Dalles at 5 p.m. Steamer "Dalles City" leaves The Dalles on Tuesday, Thursday and Satur day at 7 :30 a. m., arriving in Portland at 5 p. m. Returning leaves Oak-street dock on Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6:30 a. m., arriving in The Dalles at 5 p. m. - ' PABSE14QKR BATES: One way ". $2 00 Round trip 3 00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. Shipments for Portland received at any time. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicited. For rates call on or address ; W. C. ALLAWAY General A cent THE DALLES. - OREGON J . B. GOIT, COUNTY SURVEYOR. Reesidence, Tenth and Liberty Streets fly 23- RIPANS u. . til -j The modern stand is ard Family Medi yj cine : Cures . the common every-day ills of humanity. . nut Caih In Tour Checks. All county warrants registered prior to July 5 11, 1892, will be paid at my office. Interest ceases after Oct. 20r 1896. ; ; ' C. L. Phii-ups, County Treasnrer. EMS XI GIVES THE Choice of Transcontinental Routes -VIA- Spokane Denver Minneapolis Omaha St. Paul Kansas City Low Rates to all Eastern Cities. OCEAN STEAMERS Leave Portland Every Five Days for SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. . For full details call on O. B & Co. s Agent Tha Dalles, or address w, H. HTJRLBUBT, Gen. Pass. Afrt. i Portland, Oregon E. M'NEILL President aud Manager. New Schedule. Train No. 1 ai rives at The Dalles 4 :45 a. m., and leaves 4:50 a. m. Train No. 2 arrives at The Dalles 10 :15 p. in., and leaves 10:20 p. m. Train No. 8 arrives at The Dalles U :55 p. m., and west-bonnd train No. 7 leaves at 1 p. m. Train 23 and 24 will carry passengers between I'he Dalles and Umatilla, leav ing The Dalles atj. p. m. daily and ar riving at the Dal tea 1 p. m. daily, con necting with train Nos. 8 and 7 from Portland. E. K. Lytle, S" Agent. Monuments and Headstones. Before going elsewhere, call on L. COMINI, The Dalles, Or., For a Tombstone. Warranted to stand for all time, regardless of wind or weather. American Market, 74 Second Street. Fruit, Produce, Butter, Eggs. POULTRY, FISH and GAME IN SEASON. 69 TELEPHONES 69 The Glades Ranch, WHITE SALMON. WASH. ireBreJ'-IF"-JEESEYS Of the St Lambert, '"ommasslc and Tormentor nine. Three Choice Bulls for sale or rent, so some Choice Cows nud Heifer, for sale. : Pu e Bred Poland China Hogs. White Plymouth Kock Chickens. Adilrem: MBS. A. B. BYBKETT, Prop. Jy2&-w3m White Salmon, Wash. DR. GUNtTS IHPBOVED JLJVJEIS. A IHiia s-hvuic. Ohm Pill fov m Hai. A movement of tha bowela each da is dscmmit for Malta. There pills supply wbsX the system lacks to fnsk H regular. They cum Headache, brighten t yes,nd clear the Complexion better than cosmetics. Tbey neither frripe nor sicken. To convince yon, we will mail saniple free, or full box for 2ne, Sold every iMm If Ia o S3 O g I" 'S CD O Pi m c-r P -i 1 CD Pi o Full Assortment of DRY GOODS, FANCY GOODS, CLOTHING, HATS, Boots and Shoes. Don't fail to examine onr new stock, which we personally eelected in New York City and Phila delphia. We guarantee the lowest prices in town. Vogt Block. H. Herbring. Wholesale IVIflLtT LtlQTJOftS, CUines and Cigags. THE CELEBRATED ANHEUSER-BUSCH and HOP GOLD BEER ".SSios. Anheuser-Busch. Malt Nu trine, a non-alcoholic beverage, unequaled as a tonic. STUBLING & WILLIAMS. 75 CtS. $3-5. Ladies5 Cloaks 3uys a good BOYS'SUIT at Q. F. Steph ens.' Intermediate prices up to $4.50. Is all C. F. Stephens asks for a servicea ble suit of MEN'S CLOTHING. The best Black Diagonal for $12.00. An elegant assortment of 1896 styles joet received, a part ot which may be seen in snow window. vRemember, all these goods Are latest made, warm, serv- iceauje ana lasnioname, ana at prices never before proached in The Dalles. ap- BLAKELEY & HOUGHTON 175 Second Street, The Dalles, Oregon ARTISTS MATERIALS. . U& Country and Mail Orders will receive prompt attention. Leave your orders for Dressed Chickens, Fish, Fine Dairy Butter, Eggs, Fruits and Vegetables of all kinds, COAL AND ICE, THE MbLES COPJBISSIOJI CO.'S STORE. Corner Second and Washington Sts. "There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its flood leads on4o fortune" The poet unquestionably had reference to the Closing Out Sale of Furniture and at CRANDALL & BURGET'S, Who are selling these goods' out at greatly-reduced rates MICHE LB ACH BRICK. ' - - TJN1CJK ST. Carpets