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; , This Is Tour Opportunity.
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will ha mailed of the
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and freeing the system from the malar
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JIucklen'o Arises Salve.
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It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac
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per box. For sale Dy Blakeley and
Houghton, druggists.
Old People.
Old people who require medicine to
regulate the bowels and kidneys will
find the true remedy in Electric Bitters.
This medicine does not stimulate and
contains no whisky nor other intoxicant.
but acta as a tonic and alternative. It
acts mildly on the stomach and Dowels.
adding strength and giving tone to the
organs, thereby aiding Nature in the
performance of the functions. Electric
Bitters is an excellent appetizer and aids
digestion. Uid people nnd it lust exact
ly what they need. Price 50 cents and
$1 00 per bottle at Blakeley & Hough
ton s Drug store.
Tjgh Valley Roller Flour 91111s.
Tygh Valley Roller Flour Mills are
running fnll time on No. 1 wheat,
Flour equal to the best alwavs on hand.
Prices to suit ttte times. Also mill feed
in quantities to suit.
W. M. McCohklk & Son.
aug8-6mw Proprietors.
Dalles-Moro stage
Leaves the Umatilla house 8 a. m
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.
Douglas Allen, Prop.
BEAU BRUMMELL
At the Grave of a Famous Dandy and
Wit.
English visitors to TUly-eur-Seulles-
having satisfied their curiosity, turn to
t aen, wnerje lie the bones of an Ens'
lisbman who has left behind an im
mortal reputation as a dandy and a wit.
Beau Brummell, after having been the
inend oil the prince regent, died in
jioverty, a friendless, imbecile. Born in
1778, George Bryan Brummell was' edu
cated .at iLton, where he made a name
for social aplomb, readiness of repartee
and fastidious neatness in dress. ' He
went to the Oriel college,' Oxford, for a
years. He was presented with a coronet
cy by the prince of Wales in the Tenth
Hussars, and for some years enjoyed
the friendship of the prince, who was
afterward George IV. At last they
quarreled, but "Beau" Brummell held
bis own in society until gambling losses
made him flee the country.' In 1830 he
was appointed British consul at Caen.
ITis creditors closed round him, and in
May, 1835, he was cast into prison. His
spirit seemed to have been broken, and
in 1837 he showed signs of imbecility,
and died at the Asylum of the Bon
Sauveur, Caen, in March, 1840.
GOLD BUT NO FOOD.
Experience of an Amateur Pirate on tne
. Chinese Coast.
It has surely fallen to the lot of few
men to come near starving to death in
a land of plenty, with over $000 m gold
in their pocket nay, by reason of that
very fact. I had shipped at i:m;;oon
on board a steamer bound tot- lyiv.'. aai
savs a writer. When 1 signed ism.- was
flying Jardine's flag at the main, but I
believed she carried the ensrgn ol every
nation and half the house flags of the
world in her signal locker. An opium
smuggler I was prepared to find her;
that her chief business on the waters
was piracy of the vilest sort and unre
deemed by a glint of romance came
upon mc certainly as a revelation.
We attacked no ships, as far as l
know, but, handled with marvelous
skill and knowledge of the intricate
coast navigation, she would run in after
nightfall among the rocks and banks
where one would expect a .sampan to
take the bottom, while shrieks, flames,
the report of firearms and clash of steel
would testify to the descent of my de
lectable shipmates upoji one or another
of the numerous fishing villages which
fringe the shores of fhe China sea:
After four months duress I struck a
blow for liberty. My little hoard of
morphia jealously guarded toward
this eventuality deepened the narco
tism in which the whole . crew lay
steeped after a ghastly debauch as we
rode at anchor, and, forsaking all my
goods and chattels and seizing in lieu
such moneys as I could find, 1 dropped
into the dingey and pulled off, shoeless,
hatless, arrayed only in a shirt, trousers
and belt containing the above named
sum (close on 200), hoping to reach a
German gunboat which had been sight
ed in the offing earlier in the day. -
But the night was thick and in less
than an hour I found myself close in
shore. The question of what to do was
speedily settled by the boat capsizing
among the breakers, leaving me no al
ternative but to land. Day was break
ing and I lay till nextmorniDg in a tomb
cut above the road in the hillside, and for
the next three weeks I nearly perished
for lack of nourishment, not daring to
exhibit a gold piece, for I had no weap
on and would certainty have been
robbed and murdered.
I would gladly have thrown away all
but one piece, but there was no single
small coin in the sum total, and the re
sult would have been the same. Though
a good walker at that age (I had made
a record of'20 miles not long before and
could cover 300 a week without a blis
ter) I accomplished no more than S00
miles in 22 days traveling only by
night and hiding in tombs or ditches
all day., often rushing Tjack to my last
deserted lair in, terror of the advancing
sun when no suitable place of conceal
ment hove in sight.
With paddy and plantains snatched
precariously here and there I managed
to exist- during those awful weeks.
Chan-Chan is not regarded as a terres
trial paradise by those Europeans
whom fate malign has compelled to
sojourn there, but Walhalla was never
hailed with greater ecstacy by the
world-worn pilgrim than was that ce
lestial sink by myself. Toward the
20th day the smell of meat cooking ab
solutely overcame me one morning, and.
at the peril of my life, I emerged into
the light- of day. and laid felonious
hands and teeth on what- I believed
was a part of a baked cat, in the tempo
rary absence of the legitimate landlord
thereof. London Standard.
BRIGGS' MULE HAS MYOPIA.
Some Jueer Mistakes lie Makes Aronnd
His Master's Barnyard.
Stories have bepn told of horses 'vith
snakes in their eyes and horses with
"vath eyes," or an evil eye, a blind eye,
and a vast amount of information has
been printed about pink eye, but j. is
doubtful if any authentic history has
leen written of the peculiarities of the
animal owned by Col. HaydocV Briggs,
of New Jersey, whose banyan whiskers
were recently described arid illustrated.
It is afflicted with myopia or near-sightedness.
"I reckon that the reason fur it," said
Col. Bfiggs, "is that my horse" is a
mewl. Can't see a fence till ho .-ets
his nofe within three foot of it, and
then hie shies. Mistakes- the pig pen
for the bam an' tries to git in with
the hogs. Stumbles over 4he pasture
fence and stubs his nose, which makes
him kick. Drinks out o' the milk pail
'cause he thinks it's water, and gen'Tly
makes an all-round mewl fool of bis
salf. "Leastwise," added Col. Briggs, "that
was the sitiwation up to three months
ago, when an idee strikes me, wVch
I mentions to Maria- that's Mrs.
Briggs. Ef you "need glasses to read the
newspapers,' says I to Maria, 'that mewl
needs glasses to &"e whether he's eatin'
oats or sawdust." and I got him fitted,
an' he's got to like 'em so he won't st ir a
peg without 'em."
Col. Briggs' spectacled mule is the
wonder of all that section of New jer
sey around Scuttleville. The lenses are
octagonal in sh'ipe and are in heavy
leather frames, which are strapped to
the eide straps of the bridle. They fire
so adjusted that the animal gets a
perfect vision while looking ahead or
sideways. When first put on they
opened up such an unexpected vista
that the mule backed into a well and
had to be hauled out- with a derrick.
But as soon as he got accustomed to
them he brayed loud and long every
time they were taken oft.
"People kin laugh," said Col. Briggs,
"but I ddn'tkeer. Ef I had a nearsight
ed oyster and wanted to put specs on
him I'd do it, an let 'em laugh till they
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Guardian's Sale of Real Estate.
Notice is hereby given that the nndersiirned,
guardian of the persons and estate of Alice Al
mira Udell and William Edward Udell, minors,
nnder and in accordance with an order of the
county court of the State of Oregon, for Wasco
Countv, heretofore made, wi l sell at public auc
tion, for each in band, on Saturday, tbe 19th
day of December, 1896, at the hour of 12 o'clock,
noon, at the coin thou Be door iu Dalles City, In
Wasco County. Oregon, all the real t state be
longing to the estate of said minors, to-wit:
- The southeest quarter of section thirty In
township one north range ten east Willamette
Meridian, in Oregon, containing 160 acres. -
Dalles City, Oregon, Nov. 19, 1896.
GEORGE TTDELL,
nov21-ii Guardian of said Minors.
Administratrix' Notice.
Notice is hereby given that tbe undersigned
has been appointed administratrix of the estate
of George W. Turner, deceased, and has dulv
qualified as such. All persons having claims
against said estate are therefore notified to pre
sent the same to her, with proper vouchers,
within six months from tbe date hereof at the
office of tbe County Clerk of Wasco eonnty, Ore
ton, or at the office ot her attorney, W. V. Mas
ters, rooms 1 to 4, Hamilton Building, Portland,
Oregon, within six months f om this date.
MARGARET E. 8YKES,
Administratrix of the estate of Geo. W. Turner,
deceased. oct3-ii
Dated October 2, 1896. -
Guardian Notice.
Notice is hereby given that the undersigned
has been duly appointed by the County Court
of the State of O egon for Wasco county, guar
dian of the person and estate of Albert Lehman,
against said estate are hereby required to pre
sent them to me at my residence in Dalles City,
Oregon, with proper voucher-.
1 . GEORGE A. LIEBE,
. Guardian of the person and estate of Albert
Lehman, insane.
Dated this 26th day of September, 1896.
sep26-6Mi
Executor's Notice of Final Account.
Notice is hereby giver, that George A. Llebe,
executor of the estate of Richard G. Closter, de
ceased, has filed the final accounting of the es
tate of Richard G. Closter, deceased, with the
guardianship estate of Albert Lehman, an in
sane person, of the peison and estate of which
said Albert Lehman, an insane pemon, the said
Richard G Closter, deceased, was at the time of
his death the duly appointed, qualified and act
ing guardian, with the clerk of tbe County
Court of the State of Oregon for Wasco County
and that said court bas appointed 10 o'clock a.
m. of Monday, November 2, 1896, being the first
day of tbe regular November term of said court,
for the vea- 1896, at tbe county courthouse in
Dalles Citv, Oregon, as the time and place for
the hearing o( said final accounting and objec
tions tbeieto if any thf re be.
1 his notice is published hy order of said
County Court, entered October 2d, 1896.
GEORGE A. LIEBE, Executor. .
. Cokdok & Co Don, Attorneys for Executor.
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