C2J The Dalles Dafly Choniele, The only Republican Daily Newspapet n Wasco County. I?BIDAY. - NOV. 20. 1896 EASTERN OFFICE 230 to 234 Temple Court, N. Y. City. E. KATZ, Agent. LIQUOR THE NEXT ISSUE. . TVe firmly believe that inside of twelve years the liquor question will be the issue in the presidential cam paign.' We do not believe it will come through the Prohibition party, cither, but that one or the other of the old parties, most likely the Re publicans, will take it up and force it to the front. Even now the ques tion is causing considerable comment in places where it has generally been ignored, and in our exchanges we note occasionally a sentiment hardly Tecognized by those who give it ex pression, bearing out the assertion we have made. The question is one as old almost as the race. We can follow it back to Lot's time, or fur ther, and the pages of profane his tory arc filled with it. Bacchus with bis champagne drunks, and Silenus paralyzed on stale beer, or stronger alcoholic mixtures, are examples taken from the Grecian mythology, while every nation of ivhich we have a history has something concerning those who liked a swig at the old demijohn. The sacred volumes of every religion propound against it; the Bible, the Alcoran, the Zende- vestas, all point to liquor as an injury to the race. But in spite of this, man will have it. With the Mohammedan it is made a crime to drink wine, punished by being prevented entering into Para dise; yet your noble Turk is a genu ine lusLer. The blue laws of Maine absolutely prohibit its sale; but it can be found in perhaps not every hotel, but certainly plentifully enough. Sweden and North Caro lina have tried going into the business; but that does not stop it. The general custom has Jbeen, and is, to license it, and thus gain a reve Due for allowing to be carried on openly what it cannot prevent pri vately. The teachings of religion are against its use, but on the other hand, the poet apotheosizes it as the avatar of Pleasure. "Fill high the bowl with Samian wine," sina-s By ron. "Man being reasonable must get drunk; the best of life is but in toxication," sings another bard, and the great mass of the populace take kindly to poetry in this case. The Prohibitionist wants the use of liquor stopped, but he is small in number, even though strong in faith Opposed to him is the greater masses, who object to the abuse, but not the use. These show faith, but little wisdonifor if the abuse could by an- means be dissevered from the use, there would be no liquor question. In just what shape it is to be brought before the people as a polit ical question cannot be foictold, but as an observer of the signs of the times, we predict that it will be so brought forward. Anent all this discussion, we heaid a gentleman the Other day discussing this very ques tion. Wc might add that he is not a Prohibitionist,-, and his idea was certainly unique. He thinks the is sue will come in the shape of taking the internal revenue off the manu facture of alcohol, and the doing away witli license of all kinds. This would put whiskey in the market at fro.ro ten to twenty cents per gallon, and in our friend's opinion, it would then be so cheap that no one would drink it. Beer would also be very , che-ip and would drive out all other stimulants, and at the same time fall into disuse itself. ' We do not pretend to say what effect any law mny have on the ques tion, but we do insist that it is to be the- next political issue. 'Al! such la ws a i we have made, all such laws as tiny civilized country has ever made, have proved futile towards stopping the liquor traffic. Whether the generations coming are wiser than the generations past remains to be seen. Jn the meanwhile we might add that the present system of li censes, however unsatisfactory it may be, is about the best so far devised. Do not allow the matter of devel oping our coal fields to go to sleep. Agitate the question, talk about, en courage it, make it go. It means untold millions for The Dalles if a good vein rT coal is discovered, and we cannot ' afford to let the question rest. If we have ihe coal let us dem onstrate it. If we have it not, let us remove the hope from our minds, and devote our attention to some thing else. It seems almost impossible to real ize that the Columbia is open to navigation. The only way to get it thoroughly impressed on j'our mind is to board one of the D. P. & A. N. Co.'s steamers and make the round trip to Portland. When you come up through the locks you know it is so. Bad Himself Shipped In a Box In Order tm Peat the Railway. Four or five years ago one of the most celebrated of European prodigies was the Pplish dwarf, nermann Zeitung, at one time one of the chief attractions at the Folies Bergere, says the New York world. Latterly Zeitunp has been lib tie in the public eye, or rather was un til the other day, when he started in tc carry out an interesting exploit which very nearly succeeded. He had himself fastened up in a box addressed to a larpre importing house at Madrid snd labeled: "Fragile. With care. "Top." Iloles had been made in this box for breathing purposes and one of its sides was so constructed that it could be opened from within to give the little dwarf a way of getting out unnoticed when he reached his destina tion. The box was fitted up with a cushion seat and an abundant supply of provisions was placed within it. . The' start was made at Vienna, where Zeitung had been living for soma time, and after the dwarf had placed him self inside and fastened himself in two lusty porter j carried him oCt to ta'j sta tion, having been paid bjforehaad a fee of sixty conts eauh. They gavo the box in charge to the stationinaster to be shipped to Madrid by express. According to Zeitung, the journey was .an uninteresting one and with out incident, but when he got to the Spanish capital his troubles began. The Madrid stationinaster evidently had a poor knowledge as to the fragil ity of glass, for he turned the box over and over, and at last came . to the con clusion that its contents ought to be in vestigated. His aids, therefore, opened it and dragged out the dwarf more dead than alive from the shaking he had re ceived. It would have puzzled a man less full of expedients how to further punish Zeitung, but the stationinaster solved the problem by having him ar rested for trying to swindle the rail road companies ont of their fares. The dwarfs defense -was that he was traveling in this manner on a bet of three thousand francs, the terras of the wager being that he was to get to Madrid without a cent in his poc-ket. Three hundred francs, however, were found concealed in his shoes. The real reason for his traveling in this remark able manner was that ho might save railroad fare and also get a good adver tisement for the engagement in Madrid, for which he was billed. Leave orders at The Dalles Commis sion Co.'s store for dressed chickens. Telephones 128 and 255. Ring 'em np. Bll-dlm Marsh and Jolea will give a turkey and pigeon shoot the day before Thanks giving and on Thanksgiving day. Furnished room for rent, with board if desired. Address Mre. C. Adams, Jackson street." novl2-6t Take your watches, clocks and jewelry repairing to Clark, the East End jeweler. LOCAiJ'dISEASE and is the result of cold and sudden climatic changes. For your Protection we positively state that this remedy does not contain mercury or any other injur ions drag. - Ely's Cream Bairn is acknowledged to be the most thorough cure for Nasnl Catarrh, Cold in -Head and Hay Fever of all remedies. It opens and cleanses the nasal passages, allays tain and inflammation, heals the sores, pro-, tccts the membrane from colds, restores the senses of taste and smelL Price BOc at Omista or by mail. KLY. BROTHERS, 6S Warren Street, New York. D. II. ROBERTS, ATTORNEY -AT -LAW. COLLECTIONS A SPECIALTY. ' Offlre next door to the First National Bank, The Dulles, Oregon. novl9 Good Times Coming- Now is the time to lay in 3'our Fall and Winter Supplies before they go higher. We have a good stock of Hay, Grain and Feed, Flour arid Groceries, Seed Wheat, Oats and Rye. Garden and Grass Seeds in Bulk. Now is the time to put in Fall Seeds. Experi ence has demonstrated that fall plonting is the best for most things. We have a good supply of Fertil izers for exhausted and worn-out gardens, lawns, or chards, fec. Fresh Butter, Hams, Bacon and Lard. Eggs, Chickens, Turkeys, Ducks and Geese bought and sold. Goods sold at Bedrock Prices for Cash. Free and prompt delivery. t J. Corner Second and Union Tbe Ideal Panacea. James L. Francis, Alderman, Chicago, says: "I regard Dr. King's New Dis covery as an Ideal Panacea for coughe, colds and Lang Complaints, having used it in my family for the last five years, to the exclusion of physician's prescrip tions or other preparations." Eev. John Bnrgns, Keokuk, Iowa writes: "I have been a Minister of the Methodist Episcopal chnrch for 50 years or more, and have never fonnd anything so beneficia', or that gave me such speedy relief as Dr. King's New Diecovery." Try this Ideal Congh Remedy now. Trial bottles free at Blake ley & Houghton's, Drng Store. Ca&h In Ifonr Checks. AH county warrants registered prior to Jnly 11, 1892, will be paid at my office. Interest ceases after Oct. 2(J 1896. C. L. Phillips, Connty Treasnrer. - Money loaned on personal security, or real estate near the city. Inquire of Joel G. Koontz. nov!8-dlm Hot clam broth every day at noon at Ad Kellar's. ' tf Clark, the East End jeweler, makes a specialty of fine watch repairing. Call and see him. Subscribe for The Chronicle. "The Regulator Line" The Dalles, PortM aifl Astoria Navigation Co. P THROTTGH FtBigit ana Passenger Line The company's elegant steames give daily service (Sundays excepted) between The Dalles and Portland. Steamer "Regulator" leaves The Dalles on Monday, Wednesday and Friday 'at 7:30 a. m., arriving in Portland atop, m. Returning leaves Oak-street dok on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday , at 6 :30 a. m., arriving in The Dalles at 5 p. m. Steamer "Dalles - City" . leaves The Dalles on Tuesday, Thursday and Sutur day at 7 :30 a. m., arriving in Portland at 5 p. m. Returning leaves Oak-tet dock on Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6:30 a. m., arriving in Tbe Dalles at 5 p. m. PASSEKGEB KATES: One way f 2 00 Round trip , . 3 00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. . Shipments for : Portland . received at any time. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p.m. Live stock shipments solicited. For rates call on or address W. C. ALLAWAY , General Agent- THE DALLES. - - OREGON B. GOIT, COUNTY SURVEY0K. Beesidence, Tenth and Liberty Streets J1Y23- $ PL CROSS, Streets. EMSTi GIVE8 THE Choice of Transcontinental Routes VIA - Spokane Denver Minneapolis Omaha St. Paul Kansas City Low Rates to air Eastern Cities. OCEAN 8TK A M Kits Leave Portland Hverv Five Itays fur - SAN FRANCISCO , CAL. For full details call onO. S & Co. s Agent Tha Dalles, or xddrehs W, H. HDRLBUKT. Gen. Pass. Art Portland, OregOD K. M KEILL President aud Manmcer. New Schedule. Train No. 1 at rives at The Dalles 4 :50 a. m., ai'd leaves 4 :o5 a. ni. Train No. 2 arrive at The Dalles 10 :4 p. in., and leaves 10:45 p. m. Train No. 8 arrives at The Dalles Tl :55 p. m., and nest-boand train No. 7 leaves at 1 :10 p. m. Train 23 and 24 will carrv passengers Detween l he LI it lies and Umatilla, leav ing ins Danes at i p. m. dally and ar riving at The Dalles 1 p. m. ilaiiv. con necting with train No. g and 7 front 1'ortland. E. K. Lytle. Agent, Monuments and Headstones. Before going elsewhere, call on L. C0M1NI, The Dalles, Or., For a Tombstone. Warranted to stand for all lime, regardless of wind or weather. American Market 74 Second Street. Fruit, Produce, Butter, Eggs. 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Don't fail to examine our new stock, which we personally selected in New York City and Phila delphia. We guarantee the lowest prices in town. Ml Vogt Block. Wholesale. IWflliT IiIQUOftS, CClines and Cigafs THE CELEBRATED. ANHEUSER HOP GOLD Anh.euser-Busch. Malt Nutrine, a non-alcoholic bevei age, unequaled a a tonic. STUBLING & WILLIAMS. 75 cts- Ladies' Cloaks. Remember, all these goods are latest made, warm, serv iceable and fashionable, and at prices never before ap proached in The Dalles. Leave your orders for Dressed Chickens, Fish, Fine Dairy Butter, Eggs, Fruits and Vegetables of all kinds, COAL AND ICE, THE DALLES COPHSSIOJT GO.'S STOIE. Corner Second and Washington Sts. "There is a tide in the affairs of men which, 'taken at its flood ' leads on to fortune" The poet unquestionably had reference to the Closing Out Sale of Farnitare and Carpets at CRANDALL & BURGET'S, Who are selling those goods out at greatly-r,educed rates MTCHELBACH BRICK. -. - TJNICi ST. 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