o if-Tight Heaters. Jia. OS. 9 The Original Air-Tight Stove, . ; 1 JIvA , Hagey's King Heater. Take a look at them before yon buy something else. They are all right. Sold only by MAYS & CROWE. o d" J 1 O r i o This Label ures Perfeot Fit and Satisfaction It stands for Money Can Produce. The Dalles Daily Chronicle. SATURDAY. NOV. 7. 1896 Weather Forecast. Portland, Nov. 6,1896. For Eastern Oregon Tonight and tomor row, fair and continuing cooler. Paodb. Observer. WAYSIDE GLEANINGS. Random Observations ana Local Event of Leaser Magnitude. The first ice of the -season formed on shallow pools or ponds Thursday night. Bain commenced falling last night and the day has been one of drizzle and dis comfort. Yellow chrysaftthemnma are yet in evidence on coat 'lapels, bnt the white ones have disappeared. The topic of the morning sermon at the Methodist church Sunday will be "The Openiog of the Locks; evening service, "The Election." Lost A leather-covered wbipstock, last Wednesday evening, between city marshal's office and Umatilla House. Finder pJease return to Wm Waggen man. nov6 3t Mr. W. H. Hobson yesterday raffled off bia roadster, May Boy, and Will Fredden is now the owner. Ticket 108 drew the prize, so . that the animal changed hands at exactly par. As a result of the slight freeze Tours day night, the trees are rapidly shed ding their leaves and the air is filled continuously with the golden shower. Our big popiars will soon be undressed for winter. Enos Gederson, the brother ot Wm Cederson, deceased, desires hereby to express his sincere thanks to the K. of P. Lodge, also the Bedmen, aa well as the many friends who were so kind and sympathetic 'during the last sad rites of bia brother.' Hon. E. B. Dufur left for Salem this afternon, where he appears In the su preme court Monday to argue the case of John Barger against O. D. Taylor, an appeal from the circuit court of this county. The case involves the question of usury, Taylor winning in the lower court. The Dalles City did not arrive at the wharf last night until about 8 :30. The reason of her delay was that she went down through the locks to Bonneville, and there exchanged passengers and freight with the steamer lone. Here alter it is expected that the boats will arrive at about 5 o'clock. , In the land office today the contest case of the Eastern Oregon Land Com pany against Otis B. Messinger, is on tap. It contests Messinger'a home stead entry to the nw sec 33, tpleof r 16 e, and the testimony ia being re duced to writing today. Huntington & Wilson appear for the company, and Dufur & Menefee for Messinger. While posting bills in the inside of the New Vogt building tbia morning, a bill poster undertaking to hang some advertising matter on the inside of the windows, mounted on a box to do the A Make of Clothing That is worn probably by more celebrated men than any other in America - is the one we are offering over our counters every day. We have it because it's the best. on a Garment in the best that Buy or Skill work. Unfortunately the box upset, throwing the man against the big plate glass window with such force that it was broken. The accident will cost the un fortunate man in the neighborhood of $100. The election is over ; the celebration of the opening of the locks a thing of the past; the shouting for McKinley and Bryan have' passed away, and the sound of the stump speaker's voice is no longer heard. Indeed all things change; all things pass away, except the Salvation Army, which has come to stay. The untimely drum alone, of all its fellows, is still heard on the streets, and, while erst w nil e the welkin got up and whooped at the sight of McKinley or Bryan ban ders, the flag of the Salvationist received no salute, and its candidates no cheers. Verily the ways of the wicked are through pleasant paths, but the patha of the righteous are past finding out. The Oregonian today says editorially; "The citizons of The Dalles cannot well overestimate the advantages that will -accrue to their town through the open ing of the canal and locks at the Cas- -cades. The event is an important one in the history ot the country tributary therelo, and relatively so to the -entire tiecton of the state east of the Cascade mountains. What with its share in the improvement of business that will follow the election of McKinley and favorable local conditions, The Dalles should now begin to realize its long-deferred hope of prosperity and enter upon a new era of growth. Portland sends greeting and joins The Dalles in the hope that its juet expectations may be fulfilled. The Ladles, God Bless 'Em. The ladies of The Dallas deserve un stinted praise for their hearty assistance and co-operation in making the celebra tion Thursday such a phenomenal suc cess. It was due to their quick and al most universal response to the request for pies, cakes, etc., that made it pos sible to successfully feed the vast crowd that evening. It waa due also to their self-sacrifieing efforts that the hungry horde waa waited upon, and that the barbecue and supper were successfully carried out. The committee in charge of the celebration, the members of The Dallea Commercial Club, and the citi zens generally are enthusiastic whenever the work of the ladies on that occasion is mentioned, and The Chboniclb takes pleasure in giving these too faint words of praise. To Ratify. Portland is to have a grand ratifica tion of the election of William McKin ley next Wednesday night. A meeting was hold Thorsnay and all arrange ments perfected. Colonel O. Summers will be grand marshal, Oeorge L. Baker will arrange' for transparencies, D. M Dunne will have charge of supplying the torches, and O. F. Pax ton, T. W. Cuthburt and A. H. Deven will see that transportation is put at the minimum. That it will be the biggest affair of the kind ever held in Portland, goes without saying, and the cow counties will be well represented. PEASE cfi3 ILVTT'Sr.S 9 O c o THE1WAY HE PUT IT. Goes Sack to Antiquity for a Corn- parlsoo. Old Judge Moses Tebbs of Genoa, Ne vada, waa a queer old genius of a lawyer. He was pompous, ponderous and im pecunious, yet withal aa offen happens to those with email means, of a natur ally generons and hospitable disposition. He hated penuriousness mortally. In an unguarded moment Tebbs became indebted to a neighbor, whom we will call Lawrence Jones, since he still hangs on to life, said indebtedness amounting in the grand aggregate to 35 cents. Jones dunned Tebbs, but Tebbs didn't pay. He didn't have the specie. The dam was repeated on divers occasions, with similar results. Tebbs never kept small change, that waa for liquid neces saries tor himself and mends, and be seldom had money in greater abundance, but yet always managed to pay. Jones, anguishing for his 35 -cents with all the force of his inordinate greed, watched Tebbs until one day the latter gave a little dinner party, the occasion being his birthday, to a few friends- There in the midst of the festivities Jones ap peared, demanding ia strident tones his money. Tebbs invited him into the hallway, paid and dismissed him. Re turning to the dining room be resumed his seat, but silence circled round the board, interfering with the hilarity of the occasion. Tebbs looked solemnly at his guests and then in solemn tones, said : "My friends, the ancient Persians bad a superstitution that in the creation, only so many Bonis were sent to earth from heaven. So that Nature guarding as she always does her own, so arranged that for every child born into the world someone passed out of it, and the soul leaving the dead entered into the living My friends, when Lawrence Jones was born nobody died." H It Was Done. The following figures of the East Ore gonian shows how and where the fasion majority of June was overcome. There are some startling changes in the votes, particularly in Clackamas county, where it was a general landslide : "The fusion majority in Marion county last June was 1,068 against the Republi cans. Not only that has been over come, but a majority of 500 for McKin ley has been given in that county. Iu Lynn county the majority against the Republicans was 1,580. That has been reduced to 698 for Bryan. In Clacka mas county tne iusion majority was 1,101, all of which, has been overcome and a majority of about 400 given for McKinley. In Washington county the fusion majority ia 279. The majority for McKinley was 500. In Yamhill county, the borne of the bimetallic movement in Oregon, in which the majority against the Republicans was 674, this was overcome and a majority of fifty for McKinley - waa given. And so in nearly every county outside of Multnomah there have been gains for McKinley over the vote of last June, excepting email losses in. Baker, Har Air Tight Heaters are tlie best and most Economical heaters made. Call and See our STOVES and get our prices before buying else where. MAIER & BENTON The Dalles. ney, Josephine, Klamath and Umatilla; and, although McKinley did not come to Multnomah even, he has overcome nearly all that was against the Republi cans in June outside of that countv. Advertised Letters. Following ia the list of letters remain ing in the postoffice at The Dalles un called for Nov. 7, 1896. Persons call ing for the same will give date on which they were advertised : Adams, Mrs Louise Agnew, Winferd S Allen, Albert Alkire, Henry Brown, Miss D Brown, Mrs Bachel Brown, Mrs Flora Barnes, Mies Eatta Baker. W F Babington, Kate Bunell, Mrs Barney James Bradley, Clair Barlev, H Caldary, Mrs C C Constant, Mary Caldwell,MiesLee(.2Caldwell, D E Chipp, W S Clay.E P Uull, rat Davis, D O Donoghne, Dona Dnmmick, Joe Ellis, James Franklin, G B (2) Harsell, Mrs J T Irvine, Robert M Johnson, C Karlen. John Lower,.Mra Larestn, Mrs A Mann, Mrs E II Davidson, W J Dobyns, Mrs Julia Damrell, T E Darison, B L Ellis, Mrs Rhoda Hinton, Mrs Martha Hill, Mary Jenkins, James Johnson, Miss Any Love, Ulothild Laurer, John Mason, S W Moffett. A E Mann, Lew Mayhew, Tim McDonald, Johnnie McDonald, Mrs M Middlebrook, E A Morgan, Tina McManns, Lizzie Oafield, H J Pearson, Andera Pond, Mrs Janie Smith, Onea Smith, G J Sherrill, Mrs N Thorn bury, F Taft, Milarn Tillman, W P Williams, W S McCall, Kate Obrest, Frank Picket, frank Pugh, J E Smith, S S Striuger, C A Springer, Flora E Turner, Willie Thompson, G W Todd. Archie (2) Zechary, Elawortb. S. A. Ceossen, P. M Clark, the East End jeweler, makes a specialty of fine-watch repairing. Call and "Bee him. To Rene Two furnished rooms at Fourth and Liberty streets. . oct22-lw Mrs. P. Cham. Wanted. Table boarders in private family, home cooking. Charges, $16 per month. Take your watches, clocks and jewelry repairing to Clark, the East End jeweler. Awarded Highest Honors World's Fair, Gold Medal, Midwinter Fair. CREAM Most Perfect Made. 40 Years the Standard. Remember. We have strictly First-class FIR, OAK and MAPLE WOOD To sell at LOWEST MARKET RATES. Phone 25. JOS. T. PETERS & CO STEPPED IT OFF. Peculiar Shape of tne Lund Cansed by the Aloasnrlng Process. It is a commonly-accepted theory that a man steps three feet, and many a tract of land lias been "(stepped off" instead of measured with a chain, says the Washington Star. In the west they ob viate the dlU'enltie-s of surveys by the .land being divided into sections, but in Pennsylvania much of the property, es pecially in the mountains, must still be described by metes and bounds. In one of the counties in western .Pennsylvania are two brothers, one of whom is tall and lank and the other short, and fat. Many years ago they purchased a tract cf mountain land call ing for a mile square. They divided the labor of measuring it, one stepping off pne side, the other the other side. Then they fenced it in and were perfectly sat isfied until recently, when suit was brought to recover a considerable tract of land. Each brother swore that he knew the measurement to be right and told liow it had been done. Then, as the spectators saw the short legs of the one, scarcely long enough to reach the floor when he sat in a chair, and the elon gated extremities of the other, there was a general laugh, in which the judge -and attorney joined. Upon surveying it was found that one line was a mile and n half long and the other only a little over half a mile. PARROT WAS GOOD COMPANY. He Was Recommended to a Lonesome Married Woman. "Yes'ra," said the dealer in, captive birds and animals, "you want a parrot for company? I have the bird here, the very bird. You are married, are you not?" His Jair ejustomer bowed, says the GEORGE RUCH Successor to Chrisman 5i Corson. FULL LINE OF STAPLE and FANCY GROCERIES. Again in business at the old etasd. I would be pleased to see all my former patrone. Free delivery to any part of town. School Supplies. Jacobson Book & Music Co. No. 174 Second Street, New Vogt Block, The Dalles, Oregon. Chicago Tribune. "And your husband is away? I thought so. And you want the parrot to keep you from feeling- lonesome? Yes? This is the very bird." "Is it a fluent talker?" asked the prospective purchaser. The dealer hesitated. "Well, no'in," he said, at last. "You wouldn't hardly call him a fluent talker; no, not that. But for what you want, he's the bes-t I have." "What can the bird say?" "That's what makes him the right one, ma'm. He ain't, got but one re mark, to tell the truth; but he's been brought -up for just what you want. Every morning he makes a sound like a bureau drawer opening, and says, cross-like: " 'Where the deuce have you hidden, my clean collars this time?'" -.. Americanisms. Phrases like "I don't want to'witb the infinitive elided after the to, having -been declared to be AniericanIsnQS,.Rev. J. Erie writes to the academy that he had always used and heard the form, being -a native of South Devon, and also quotes Dr. Watts "Let bears and lions growl and fight, for 'tis their nature to." Dr. Fitz Edward Hall gives a long list, of English examples for the phrase, be- -ginning with, the year 163C and includ- -ing Jeremy Collier, Defoe, Southey, . Dickens, Charles lieade, Ruskin aaaJ George Eliot.' Idiotic Advice. Peasant I spoke to our herb doc tor, and he advised me that I should Doctor (interrupting) Oi! He gave you some idiotic advice, T don't doubt. "He advised me to see you." Ilumor istiche Blaetter. Books