Ths Dalles Dally Chronicle. THE DALLES, OREGON Advertising Kates. Per inch One inch or less In Daily SI SO Over two inches and under four inches 1 00 Over four inches and under twelve inches. . 75 Over twelve inches 50 DAILY AMD WEEKLY. One inch or less, per inch 2 50 Over one inch and under four inches 2 00 Over four inches and under twelve inches. . 1 50 Over twelve inches 1 00 PERSONAL, MENTION, J. J. SchaefTer of Moro is in the city. Hon. F. N. Jones of Sherar's Bridge ie in the city. Dr. A. P. Stowell of Vancouver, Wash, is registered at the Umatilla. Mr. J. E. Rand of Hood River was np last night to take ia a modicum of politics. Hon. A. Byrkett of White Salmon came ud to eee the Republican parade last night, returning this morning. Hon. . L. Smith and wife and Miss Anne Smith were passengers on the Kegnlator this morning, bound lor their borne at Hood River. Ladles Committee on Reception. The ladies committee on celebration of the opening of the locks have adopted the idea of having the reception com mittee composed only of those who have resided in The Dalles for a number of years. This committee will receive the .visitors in the Umatilla House parlors Thursday evening and ia composed of the following ladies: Mrs. Wilson, Mesdames Thornbury, Sinnott, Myers, Marden, Gibbons, Brooke, J. B. Con don, Wiley, S. B. Adams, Lang, Schenck, Wm. Michell. E. McFarland, Wingate, Shackelford, Schanno, Lord, Liebe, Z. F. Moody, Rnch, G. H. Bar tiett, O. Lewie, J. W. Lewis, Joles, Buchler, Schmidt, J. Baldwin, Nicholas, D. M. French, Smith French, L. Butler, E. Schutz, Biggs, Cstes, Mary Booth, Clark, Gray, Curtis, J. H. Wood, Miller, Donnell, Doherty, A. D. Skaggs and J L. Thompson. Mountain Mahogany. A bundle of mountain mahogany Btick8 lying in front of the express office reminds us forcibly of old times down in Nevada. In the eastern part of the state this is about all that can be pro cured in many localities for fire-wood It is as hard aa flint and holds fire like a government appropriation. Out at White Pine we were engaged at one time in baling hay. The corral was made of mahogany logs, and for lack of eome- fthing better it was used to do our cook ing with. One nieht Black Jack, the -cook of the outfit, was lying asleep in ;his bunk, his foot sticking ont from be tween the covers, and his big toe lying -temptingly an inch away from Its neigh bor. Charley Daly, who had been im bibing bug juice at a neighbor's to an "unlimited extent, came in and saw Jack's toes. At the same time his drunken gaze fastened on a glowing ma bogany coal. In a minute he had scooped up a hand full of ashes, placed the live coal on top, and in lees time than it takes to relate it, had dropped the coal between Jack's gaping toes. In just about half a second Charley was going ont the cabin door, pursued by two pistol balls, one of which lodged in the door casing, and the other cut the sleeve of his coat. There was no bay baled nnext day, it taking the whole of it to patch np a treacherous peace. HABRIBD. On Monday evening, November 2 1896, by W. C. Curtis, pastor of the Congregational church of this city, at the residence of C. W.Denton on Mill creek, Frederick E. Paddock and Miss Mercidea Brigham, both of The Dalies. Opening of Cascade Locks, Nov. 5th. Tickets are now on sale at the Regn lator office. A limited number only will be sold. Round trip tickets $1.50. The ' Regulator will leave The Dal.es Thueday at 9 :30 a. m. , To the Lock) Thursday. A special train will leave The Dalles Thursday morning about 10 o'clock for Bonneville. From . this point paesen gers will be given the option of return . ing to The Dalles by train, or. coming np through the locks on the O. R. & N Co.'s boats. Fare for. the round trip $1.50. - Stands at the Head. Aug. J. Bogel, the leading druggist of Shreveport, La., Says:. "Dr. King' New Discovery is the only thing that cures my cough, and it is the best seller I have." J. F. Campbell, merchant of Safford, Ariz., writes: "Dr. King's New Discovery ia all that is claimed for it ; it never fails, and is a sure cure for Con - en motion. Coughs, and Colds. . I cannot eay enough for its merits." Dr. King'i New Discovery for Consumption Coughs and Colds ia not an experiment It has been tried for a quarter of a cen ' tary, and today stands at the bead. It liefer disappoints. Free trial bottles at Blakeley & Hongbton'a drug store. HIS CREDITORS FOUND HIM. Mr. Jones Had Been enable to See Them Dnrinff a. Loss Search. George Washing-ton Jones, a colored gentleman, was aad, very sad. He was a calcLminer when he had work to do, says Harper's Round Table, but, '.-.3 he expresses it: 'Dem, dere white trash hab i'ene- into de trade, an' now Ise got no work to do. But this was not what made him sad. "Dis yere life," he said, "am not wuthlivin'." 'What's the matter, George?" in quired his friend. 'Why, Ise got a little money on dat last job, and Ise went round to settle de bills Ise owed." 'Didn't you attend to it all right?" 'Dar's de strange part of it. ' De butcher he wuz out, an de grocer he wuz out, tin' every one Ise wanitec'i to pay wuz out, an" den wihat'd I do but lose dat money." 'W ell, that was unlucky, end no mis take; but still you showed your tood intentions, and no doubt they won t pres3 their claims." "Press dere claims! Yah, dat s de trouble. When Ise got 'omc found ebery one of dem waitLn to press deTe claims, an' as Ise couldn't fix dem, dey done an' fixed me." LIQUOR FROM GAS BURNERS. Device of a Portland. He., Hotel for Evading: the Prohibition Lav, Everybody who visits Maine has a different story to tell on his return of his experience in getting drinks, says the New York Sun. The champion story is, perhaps, told by a well-known traveling salesman. He says thatwhen he asked for a drink at a Portland hotel. lie was shown into a room, which had nothing in it but table, on wihidh were a pitcher of water and several tumblers, nd a few chairs. Over the table was a chandelier, with apparently half a dozen gas burners. When the cocks were turned, however, not gas, but liquor came out of the burners, which were horizontal, on the tips being unscrewed. From one burner came whisky; from another, rum ; from another, gin. Each burners supply pipe connected with a cask ot some one of these liquors in. the room above. The man who tells this story says that the indictment papers against the hotel in question for selling liquor would fill a bushel basket, but none of them will ever be brought to trial; at least, none has been yet. Since adopting this de vice, the hotel has evaded detection. THE BIGGEST CAT. It Is Thirty Inches Long and Weighs Twenty-Four Pounds. Just plain "Tom" is the unpretending name of probably the greatest domestic cat in the world. Edward Simmons, a fish and oyster dealer of New York, is the proud pos sessor of "Tom." This giant of cats ia 30 inches in length, from his head to the tip of his tail. He is a foot high. and weighed last spring 24 pounds. The recent hot weather has caused him to drop a few pounds of flesh, but has not impaired his health or happiness.. Thomas is black and white, and is rather peculiarly marked. He has two complete rings of white around his tail, which makes him look like first cousin to a raccoon. Mr. Simmons picked up the cat two years ago while walking along South street. Thomas was but a stray kitten then, so that his pedigree has never been ascertained, and it is not known whether or not hferedity has had any' thing to do with his enormous size. Pasted Nearly Two Tears. Dr. Tanner's famous fast of 40 days is thrown into the background as starvation feat by the performances of the big anaconda at the Philadelphia zoological gardens, which was only re cently tempted to eat a nice fat rabibt after going hungry for 22 months. It may hare been even longer, but the keepers hare no record of the creature's doings previous to its captivity, and so can t tell. It is not very unusual for a snake to" abstain from food for several months, at the end of which time death generally results; but the anaconda case is distinctly different from any other. Its fast lasted more than twice as long as any in the history' of the zoo, and during the whole of its con tinuance there was no evidence of ill health. The spell now seems to be en tirely broken, and the anaconda call 3 regularly for its meals. The Wasco Warehouse Co. begs leav to inform Farmers that thev have STOR AGE ROOM for 200,000 SACKS of WHEAT and any one wishing to store their wheat and bold for later market can do so on usual terms. Also, they will pay the HIGHEST CASH PRICE for Wheat, Uats, Kye and tsar ley. Stray Notice. One large, red steer, branded 'LM' on right hip. Came to my place about Feb. 15th last. Owner can have , same by calling at my place and - paying charges. S. R. Bbooks, Near Fairfield school house, Colombia precinct. ' oct!4-wlm Wanttd. Table boarders in private family home cooking. Charges, $16 per month To Rent. Two furnished rooms at Fourth and Liberty streets. . . oct22-lw Mrs. P. Cbam Save thi wbappers Hoe Cake Soap wrappers are worth a cent apiece. Ask Pease & Mays for premium book. jly24- i It, ! i 1 n m m n n n m n m m "Takes an i ri n You may have " money to burn," but even so, you needn't throw it away For JO cents you get almost twice as" much "Battle Ax" as you do of other high grades for the same money T"EST with a biar B. BlaekwelTs Genuine Ball r Durham Is in a class by itself. You will find one ' coupon inside each two ounce bag, and two cou pons inside each four ounce ba of Biackwell's aOnUHH) 0 Smoking Boy aba? of this celebrated tobacco and read the coupon. Which gives alistof valuable presents and ho w to get then Electric Bitter. Electric Bitters is a medicine suited for any season, but perhaps more gener ally needed when the languid, exhausted feeling prevails, when the liver is torpid and sluggish and the need of a tonic and and alterative ia felt. - A prompt use of this medicine has often averted long and perhaps fatal bilious fevers. No medi cine will act more surely counteracting and freeing the system from the malar ial poison. Headache, Indigestion, Con stipation, Dizziness yield to Electric Bit ters. 50c and $1.00 per bottle at Blake ley & Houghton's drug store. KOTICB. By order of the Common Council of Dallea City, notice is hereby given that sealed , bids for the construction and placing of twenty-four posts for street lights, and the repairing and putting in condition ready for use of twenty-four oil lamps, will be received, at the Re corder's office until 4 o'clock p. m. Mon day, JSov. Zd, 189b. . Bids will also be received at the above named place and time for the lighting, furnishing of oil and repairing of . said street lamps', . , ; "' " ' Specifications may be found at the Recorder's office. G. W. Phelps, Recorder. It Js the same old story and yet con stantly recurring that Simmons Liver Regulator ia the best family medicine. "We have used it in our family for eight yeara and find it the best medicine we have used. "We think there is no auch medicine aa Simmons Liver Regu lator." Mrs. M. E. S. Adington, Frank lin, N. C. Each member of our family nses it as occasion requires." W. B Smith, Mt. Vernon, Ky. - the Cake' m m m 1 I urnam Tobacco ChlchestcVa FnolUb Diamond Brmad. ENfJYROYAL PILLS Original and Only Genuine. Arc, tUwtjfl reliable, laoic uk bruirpirt for Chiche-rter 9 English Dia mond Brand In I ted mud Gold metallic fboxe. scaled with bine ribbon. Take no oilier. RrfuM r'anaertntM tub t tit lion and imiialionj. A t Dnuriaii. r Mnd X. In tempi for part leu 1 arm, testimonials and " Ke'Aer Tor r,adle,n in UUer, hy return Maii. 10,000 Testimonials. Aam Jaoer ohctikenalealOMadlan M,Vartf, gal" - Trnin ara SlOO Reward SIOO. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there ia at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cnre is the only positive cnre known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being i constitutional disease, requires a conati totional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Care is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mncons surlaces of the system, thereby destroying the loun dation of the disease; and giving the patient etreoetn by DuHainz np the con stitntion and assisting nature in doing its work. 1 be proprietors nave so mncb faith in its curative powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. .Address: F. 3. Chknkt & Co., Toledo, O, bold by Druggists, 75 cent". No. 2-8. ,. Tyg-h Valley Boiler Flour Mills. Tygh Valley Boiler Flour Mills are running full time on do. 1 wbeat, Flour equal to the best always on hand. Prices to suit the times. .Also mill feed in quantities to suit. W. M. McCobkxk & 8ok. ' aug8-6mw Proprietors. I NOTICE. To all Whok it Mat Cosckkn: By order of the Common Council of Dalles City, made on the 3d day of October 1896, and entered of record in the records of Dalles City, on the 4th day of October 1896, notice Is hereby elven that The crosswalks and sidewalks on the following streets or parts of streets have been de Oared dangerous by said Common Council on said 3d day of October, and the said Common Council will proceed to make the improvements as hereinafter designated, on said streets or parts thereof so declared dangerous after 14 days from the first publication of this notice towit:- Octo ber 8th, 1896, and the cost of eucn improvement or an crosswalks and ot cacn ot mem, will be charged and levied upon the corner lots corner ing upon the street or streets Intersected by such crosswalks, and upon all lots or parts theieof, to the center of each block corneriner unoii such intersection, each lot to pay that portion of the enure cost tnai us street ironiage upon me ln terseetincr streets bears to the street frontaae of all lots to be assessed upon said streets. aid the cose oi ai siaewaiKS ana oi eacn ot mem respec tively will be charged and levied upon the prop rty adjacent thereto and directly benefited thereby, as provided by the ch irter and ordi nances oi jjatics ciiy. The crosswalks and sidewalks declared dan gerous and about to be improved and built are as joi lows: 1. To build a sidewalk on the south side of Fourth street along lots 5 and 6, in block 3, in Trcvitts addition to Dalles Citv. : . To build a sidewalk on the east side of Court street, between Second and Third streets, along the south 20 feet of lot 5 in block 5, Dalies City. A. xo Duiia a siaewaik on court Btreet Detwcen First and Second street along the south 30 feet of lot 1 in block 4, Dalles City. . 4. To build a sidewalk alone lot 5 in block 2, on the ncrtb side of Alvord sweet, in Fulton's addition to Dalle Citv. a. AO Duiia a siaewam along iois z ana a, in block 2, on the north side of Alvord Btreet in Fulton 8 addition to Dalles Citv. 6. To build a sidewalk aloiitr lot 6, in block 21, on Union street in Gates' aiditiou to Dulles Citv. 7. To bnild a sidewalk along lots 1 and 2. in block 5, on Fourth street in Trevitt's addition to Dalles Citv. 8. To build a crosswalk on the east side of Court street across Fourth street. 9. To build a crosswalk across Jenerson street on the north side of becoud street. 10. To build a crosswalk across Lincoln Btreet on the south side of Second street. 11. To build a crosswalk across Third street on the east side of Court street. 12. To build a crosswalk across Washington on the south side of Fourth street. 13. To build a crosswalk across Fnlton street on the west side of Federal street. All of said sidewalks and crosswalks w 11 be built and constructed In the manner provided by the charter and ordinances of Dalles City. ua tea mis Bin aay oi uctooer, l&m. GILBERT W. PHELPS, Recorder of Dalles City. Soipes-Kwly Dri Co. Drugs, Paints, Wall Paper, Glass. Etc. 129 Second St.. ( . THE DALLES, - - OR Monuments and Headstones. t Before going elsewhere, call on t L. COMINI, The Dalles, Or. For a Tombstone. Warranted to stand for all time,- regardless of wind or weather. J. 8. SCBENK, President. H. M. Beall, Cashier. First Rational Bank. THE DALLES. - OREGON A General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, suDject to Bignt Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on day oi collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, San r rancieco anC Port land. OIRBOTOKS. D. P. Thompson. Jno. S. Schknck. Ed. M. Williams, Gko. A. Libb. H. M. Beall. RI'P-A'N-S The modern stand ard Family Medi cine : Cures the common every-day ills of humanity. Subscribe for Thi Chronicle and get the news. . 0W "The Regulator Line" Tiie Dalles. Portland anil Astoria Navigation Co. THROUGH Frciyfvi ana Passenger Line Through Daily Trips (Sundavs ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. bteamer Kegnlator leaves The' Dalles nt 8 a.m.. connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Oak street dock) at 7 a. m., connect ing wiiti steamer .Regulator for The Dalles. i bHKNUEK KATES. One way $2.00 Kound trip 3.00 Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots. will be brougkt through, with out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for ay landings must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted. Call on or address. W. C. ALLAWAY General Agent THE DALLES. OREGON E M S T! GIVES THE Choice of Transcontinental Routes , VIA - Spokane Denver Minneapolis Omaha St. Paul Kansas City Low Rates to all Eastern Cities. OCEAN STKAMEK8 Leare Portland " Everv Five Days for SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. For fnll details call on O. K & Co. s Agent Tha Dalles, or address W, H. HURLBURT, Gen. Pass. Agt Portland, Oregon E. M'NEILL, Tresident aud Manager. Mew Schedule. Train No. 1 arrives at The Dalles 4 :50 a. m., and leaves 4:55 a. m. Train No. 2 arrives at The Dalles 10:4 p. m., and leaves 10:45 p. m. Train No. 8 arrives at The Dalles 12:05 p. m., and west-bound train No. 7 leaves at 2 :30 p. m. Train 23 and 24 will carry passengers between The Dalles and Umatilla, leav ing The Dalles at 1 p. m. daily and ar riving at The Dalles 1 p. m. daily, con necting with train Nop. 8 and 7 from Portland. E. E. Lytlk, Agent. DOORS, WINDOWS, SHINGLES, FIRE BRICK, FIRE CLAY, LIME, CEMENT, Window-Glass and Picture Moulding. American Market, 74Second Street. Fruit, Produce, Butter, Eggs. POULTRY, F18H and GAME . IN SEASON. 69 TELEPHONES 69