THE BEST Family Medicine She Hag Ever Known. Words of Praiso r from a Hew York Lady for AYER'STPSLLS "I woulil liki' to acltl my tcsf imcr.y t:i that of oilier who have usml Ay-r Pills, aul to ku.v that I have laUru tlii in for ihaiiy years, and always tli-rived 1i best results from t.ht-ir nso. I'"ir Ktii--ach ami livi-r tmnMcs. aiid for the i-nr.-of heailaclic cuii.mmI Iv iIipsi; Oi-r:v." -meuts, Ayer's Villa caiiiiol hi- m;h,i"im; tiff.i.tfh . 3-S'i, r AAA "When my friends asic m" wh;)t is t' best remedy for disorders of t'.ii- s: r. -ac-li, liver, or bowels, my hivsn iul!. answer is, Ayci's Pills. Taken in s -son, they will break up a cohl, prevei t la grippe, check fever, and regulate ihe digestive organs. They are easy to take, and aro, indeed, the best all-round family medicine I have ever known." Mis. May Johnson', 3G3 Kider Avenue, ' Now York City.. ILLS H'h-jst Honors at World's Fair. Acer's Sasapa'illa Cursa e!I Blood Disorders. PERSONAL MENTION,. Mr. T. H. Johnston of Dufur is on on r streets tod a v. Mr. C. W. Phelps left today for Sher man county. Mr. John Booth went to the Locks this morning. Miss Nellie Fox is in the city, coming in from Bakeoven Monday morning. Miss Stella Patty, of McMinnville, came up on last night s boat, and is visiting her cousin, Mr. C. F. Stephens. Among the Dalles ' ladies who are at tending the Christian Endeavor meet ing at Dnfur are Mrs. E. M. Wilson, Mrs. C. E. Bayard and Miss Prudence Patterson. Mr. Ernest Drews' arrived in the city last evening trom Portland. Mr. Drews is now in the merchandising business in Walla Walla and will leave for that place Saturday. Miss Gussie Lownsdale was a passen ger for Portland on the afternoon train. .She will visit there a short time and then go to The Dalles for a week or vmore. Salem Statesman. Mrs. A. L. an and family will leave tomorro row for'fii brtland, where they hf.ve seenred a b lae. on the corner of Eighteenth and lyt Streets, and will permanently reside. fijiss Newman will visit The Dalles eve v week to continue her class in instrume ntal music. It May Do as Much for Il'ou. - Mr. Fred Miller, of Irving, 111., writes that he had a severe kidney trouble for many j earn, with severe pains in his back and also that his bladder was af fected. He tried mpny so called Kidney cures but without any good result. About a year ago he began to use Electric Bit ters and found relief at once. Electric Bitters is especially adapted to cure of all Kidney and Liver troubles and often gives almost instant relief. One trial will prove our statement. Price 50c and $1.00 At Blakeley & Houghton's Drug btore. - ' Tne Dluoierj 8Td Bis Life. Mr. G. Caillouttee, Druggist, Bearers ville, III. says: "To Dr. King's New Discovery I owe my life. Was taken with La Grippe and tried all the physi cians for miles about , but of no avai and was given up and told I- conld not . live. Having Dr. King s New Discovery in my store I sent for a bottle and began its use and from the first dose began to get better, and after using three bottles whr up and about again. It is worth its - weight in gold. We won't keep store or bouse without it." Get a free trial at Blakeley & Houghton's Drug Store. Excursion rates over the Regulator Line to the Portland exposition as fol lows: : Bound trip ticket including ad mission to the exposition. Three day limit, $2.25; 10 day limit, $2.50; 30 day . limn, $3.00. Regulator leaves at 8 p. no W. U. Allaway, Gen. Agt. Bncklen't Arinca salve. . The best salve in the world for cuts. bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, ohapped hands, chilblains. corns, and all skill eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or monev refunded. Price 25 cents per yox. , For sale Dy Blakeley and Houghton, rt-nggtste. Hop Gtld beer ' is the queen of the table beers for the family. Stabling & Williams are agents for the same. Try it. s241w TAKING CARE OF THE WIDOW. She and Her Six Children Get a Husband and father. Charles Custer, the popular store keeper at Ronton, came to the Post-In- tcllig'enee.r office, where I was em ployed, and related a very sad story. He Kadd that a German woman with six children, had arrived in Kenton from the old country a few days before on her way to Newcastle to jom her hus band; that on her arrival in, Benton she had learned that her husband had been killed in tho mines six weeks before She could not speak a word of English, and' was without money or friends. Custer said the people of Uenton had supplied her immediate wants, and that he had come to Seattle to arrange for the county te take care of her until she was in a position to care for herself and family. When he. had finished his story he turned to me and asked what I woiild advise. Jarvis and his ranch, with plenty of room for the children to romp in and plenty of milk for them to drink and the four din'uur-room chairs popped into my mind like a flash, and I replied : "Custer, do you think your widow would consider matrimony as a way out of troubles?" "Why, the idea almost staggers me," replied Custer. "Who on earth wants to marry a woman- with six children, who has only learned of the death of her husband within the last four days? Besides that, she cannot speak a wort? of English. She speaks German, alto gether." 'She has not much the better of my man," I replied. "He is a Frenchman, and can neither speak English nor Ger man; but I guess if they get married they soon will be able to understand each other. Custer went further into the partic ulars of my scheme. I told him who the man was and my reasons for think ing that he would be willing to marry the German woman, children and all. That afternoon Custer went on horse back over to Jarvis' ranch, laid the mat ter before him, and to his surprise and gratification Peter jumped at the chance. "You go back to town and make the arrangements," said Jarvis, "and I'll hitch up and drive over this evening and have the job done at once." "All right," said Custer, "but don't forget to put a couple of extra seats in the wagon for the young ones. "How many did you say there were?" asked Jarvis. "Only. six. Now, don't spend too much time sprucing up, because I'll have everything ready before you can reach town if you go for the horses at once. . As Custer left the farm the old mnn shouted: "Good-by. You will have to ride lively if you beat me to town. My horses are not driven for a bride very often, -and they can stand it to get over the ground at a rapid pace for once in their lives." Sure enough, Custer had hardly time to break the news to the widow, through" an interpreter, before the dashing Frenchman came tearing through the streets like mad, and reined his panting horses up in front of CusterS store. Before leaving Seat tle that day Custer had taken the pre caution to secure the necessary license. with the understanding that it could be returned if not used. A'preacher was called in, the bride and groom were introduced, and made man and wife. in almost the same breath, and half an hour later Mr. and Mrs.' Jarvis and the six little ones were comfortably seated in the big lumber wagon, bound for the Jarvis homestead om Cedar river, as happy as clams at high tide. Seattle Post-Intelligencer. m&o your waicucQ) viuumi auu jgvtoiijt ronairtnoF frt flarlr t Vi Ti!a at. F.nH iRtrplpr. rr.1 , i. V. ..1 U .1 1 .. It is the same old story and yet con stantly recurring that Simmons Liver Regulator is the best family medicine, "We have used it in our family for eight years and find it the best medicine we have used.. "We think there is no such medicine as Simmons Liver Regu lator." Mrs. M. E. S. Adincton, Frank lin, N. C. Each member of our family uses it as occasion requires." W. B Smith, Mt..Vernon, Ky. : There's more clothing destroyed by poor soap than by actual wear as the free alkali rota them. Hoe cake is pare. . " jly24-i Low Kates for September 25th. - For train No. 1, Sept. 25th, and train No. 7, same date, the O. R. & N. Co will sell tickets to Portland and return at. the extremely low rate of $3.15, good to return until Sept. 27th. 18-dt25 E. E. Lytle, Agent, Save the wkafpebs Hoe Cake Soap wrappers are worth a cent apieee. j. Ask Pease & Mays for premium book, jly 24-i For Sale. A lot of Merino sheep, (bucks) also stock bogs and milk cows, belonging to the estate of S. Hanser. ' For informs tion inquire of Mrs. S. Hauser, at Tygh Valley, or the undersigned. Geobob A. Liebe,' 8l6-dAwlm Administrator : . Fiaao Toning. - W. 8. Geary, the well known piano tuner, is in the city. Leave orders at either music store. 2t No more BOILS, no more PIMPLES Use Kinersly's Iron Tonic. The Snipes I Kinersly Drug Co. Telephone No. 3. KIPLING'S LITTLE JOKE. How Bt fitn Out a Policy for the Aus tralians. Rudyard Kiplirg is usually repre sented as being very cold and distant to young, newspaper men, and proof against their efforts to interview him. There is evidently a kind side to his na- tnre, however, as is shown by r. story that is told by the Literary Digest. In regard to the statement m an'Austra- ian paper that he landed on that island at 13 o'clock and 16 minutes later "had formulated an Australian policy," Mr. Kipling, according to the Digest,inakes the following explanation: "A young reporter cornered mo just after I mded. I treated him kindly, but said firmly that I was not to .be inter viewed. I have not thought of inter viewing you. replied the reporter, with it sadness in his vo'ce. I ask a much" greater favor tlitn; fiat.' It turned out that the reporter had an Australian policy which he knew would be of the greatest benefit to the country. No paper would print it. His modest re quest wa that- Kipling would let him put forth his theory as the scheme of the novelist. 'They will print it,'. he r,aid. 'if I give it as coming from you. 'All right,' agreed Kipling, 'fire ahead.' So the young reporter got in four mortal columns telling the people of Australia how to govern their country. 'I never read the article, Mr. Kipling placidly says, 'but there must have been amazing theories in it from the storm it raised.' " - An Unexpected Answer. On a recent Sunday night a minister was preaching in Belfast, when a young man in the congregation, getting weary of the sermon, looked repeatedly at his watch. Just as he was in the act of-ex-amining his timepiece for the fourth or fifth time, the paslor, with great earn estness, was urging the truth upon' the conscience of his hearers. "Young man," said he, " how is it with you?" Whereupon the young man with the gold repeater bawled out. in t he hearing Of nearly the whole congregation : "A quarter past eight." As may bo sup posed, the gravity of the assembly was very much disturbed by the occurrence. Female Help Wanted. , Wanted Red-beaded girl and white horse to deliver premiums' given away with Hoe Cake Soap. Apply to any where. Dalles-Moro Stage Leaves the Umatilla house 8 a. m Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Douglas Allex, Prop. American Market, 74 Second Street. . Fruit, Produce, Butter, TZggs. I'OULTKV, K1SH and GAME IN SEASOJi. 69 : TELEPHONES 69 Dalles City anfl loro Stap Line Leaves Williams Hotel, Moro, on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at 8 a. m. prompt. Leaves Umatilla House, The Dalles, Tuesdays, Thvrsdays and Saturdays at 8 a. in. prompt. rreigbt rates I he DalleB to Moro, 40c per 100 lbs; small packages, 15 and 25c. Passenger rates ihe Dalles to Moro, $1.50; round trip, $2.50. Agencvat Umatilla House, The Dalles, and at Williams Hotel, Moro. tf DOUGLAS ALLEN, Prop. Notice. In the County Court of the State of Oregon fo Wasco Couuty: In the matter of the gusrdiunablp of A'ice'Al mira uaeii ana wnuam nawara uaeii(&uas William Edward Austin), Minors. - Now on this 26th duy ol September, 1896, the reeular September term of Court having been adjourned - and continued to this date, ana tne court Deing in regular session, this cause came on for hearing upon the verified petition and application of George Udell, guradian of the persons nd es tate of Alice Almira Udell and William Edward Udell (alias William Edward Austin), and the court having readaid petition and it appearing to the satisfaction of the court from said peti tion that it is necessary and would be beneficial to said wards that the real estate belonging to said wards should be sold, and the, court being fully advised: Thereupon it is hereby ordered -that the next of kin of said wards, and all persons Interested In said estate of said wards, appear before this court on Monday, the 2d day of November, 1896, at the hour of 2 o clock p. m., at the .county courtroom in the courthouse in Dalles City, in Waseo County, Oregon, to show cause, if any exists, why a license should not be granted to said guardian, George Udell, for the sale of real estate belonging to said wards to wit: The southeast quarter of Section 80, Township 1 North, Range 10 East, situated in VV&soo County, State of Oregon. , It is further ordered that this order shall be served upon the next ol kin of sid wards and all persons interested iq said estate by publica tion thereof in Dalles Chronicle, a newspaper of ge ersl circulation in this county, for three successive weeks, beginning on the 3d day of October, 1896. 8oct-ii KOBT. MAYS, Judge. Notice to Taxpayers. The County Board of Equalization will meet In the aswssor's office on Monday, October 5th, and continue in session one week, for the pur pose of equalizing the assessment . of Wasco eounty for 1896. All taznavers who have not been interviewed by the assessor will please call i mo uuiue uu xuuxBuajHi I nuRVB anu Satur days, as all property must be assessed. F. H. WAKEFIELD, Ecpt lS-ii , County Assessor. " Big as a an MUM 1 M -ss PM3 For 10 cents you get almost twice t as much "Battle Pother high grade. days of " Battle Ax ; consumers paid X0 cents for a small plug of the same quality. Now, "Battle Ax" High est Grade, twice the quantity. That's true economy ' BLACKWELL'S I Ton will find one coupon Inside etch two ounce bag, and twill coupons Inside each four ounce bag of Blaclc well's Durham. Boy a, bhg of this celebrated tobacco and read the coupon which gives a list of valuable pres ents and how to get them. Lumber, Building" I 1 mi ,V4 3 .6 . f -'A. All. I Traded for gay. Grain, Bacon, Lard, &c ROWE & CO., ipes-Kinersly Drug Co. Drugs, Paints, Wall Paper, Glass. Etc. 129 Second St.. THE DAIXES, - - OR. Subscribe for Thx Ceronici.b and get the news. So 13 Barn Door Ax" as you do of goods Before the WANT SEE? Material and Boxes The Dalles, Oregon DOORS, WINDOWS, SHINGLES, FIRE BRICK, FIRE CLAY, LIME, CEMENT, Window-Glass and Picture Moulding1. ZE3I. 3-TJ12T2T Money I Money! Moneyl To pay Wasco conn tv warrants regis' tered prior to July 3, 1892. Interest ceases after May 15, 1 8o. C. L. Phillips, inv!8-tf : County Treas, ft M , t "The Regulator Line" Tie Dales. Portland and Astoria Navigation Co. Poidanil Exposition Including admission to the Exposition: Three-day limit ....$2.25 Ten-day limit 2.50 Thirty-day limit........ 3.00 TicketB must be purchased at office. Regulator leaves at 7 :30 a. m. W. C. ALLAWAY General Agent THE DALLES. OREGON ERST! GIVES THE , Choice of Transcontinental Routes -VIA- Spokane Denver Omaha Kansas City Minneapolis St. Paul Low Rates to all Eastern Cities. OCKASI STEAMERS Lean Portland Bverv Five Days for SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.. For fnll details call on O. K. & Co. s Aeent Tha Dalles, or address W, II. HCBLBUBT, Gen. Pass. Agt Portland, Oregon E. M'NEILL, President and Manager. VTt Schedule. Effective Tuesday, April 7th, the fol lowing will be the new schedule: I rain No. l arrives at The Dalles 4 :50 a. m., and leaves 4:55 a. m. Train No. 2 arrives at The Dalles 10:40 p. m., and leaves 10:45 p. m. . Train jxo. 8 arrives at The Dalies 12:05 p. m., and west-bound train No. 7 leaves at 2:30 p. m. T. rain 23 and 24 will carry passengers between The Dalles and Umatilla, leav ing The Dalles at 1 p. no. daily and ar riving at The Dalles 1 p. m. daily, con necting with train Nob. 8 and 7 from 1'ortland. hi. K. lytlb, Agent. QflORTHERN jfl PACIFIC RY. n x ri - n Pullmanj Eleg.ent Tourisf Sleeping Cars Dining Cars Sleeping Cars BT. PAUL MINNEAPOLIS DULUTH K A ft GO GBAND FORKS CKOOKSTON WINNIPEO HELENA and BUTTE Ttifougti Tiekets CHICAGO WASHINGTON FHILADKIPHIA ITJCW YORK BOSTON AND ALL POINTS KAT and SOUTH For Information, time cards, maps and tickets, cal on or write to W. C. AIXAW AY. Agent, A 1JS 1OU0) VBwu A. D. CHARLTON. Asst. G. P. A., 255, Morrison Cor. Third. Portland, Or aeon