Gentlemen of The Dalles. We are showing a splended line of .Spring and Summer Suitings at lower prices than can be obtained elsewhere. No need to patronize foreign firms employing Chinese . labor. Our garments are made on the premises by skilled workmen. H. E. BALCH. Perfect Fit Guaranteed. The Dalles Daily Ghtfoaiele, The only Republican Daily Newspaper, n Wasco County. WEDNESDAY. - SEPT. 30. 1896 EASTERN OFFICE 230 to SS4 Temple Court, N. Y. City. E. KATZ, Agent. KATIOML REPUBLICAN TICKET For President, WILLIAM M'KINLEY Ohio For Vice-President, GARRET A. HOBART .... New Jersey For Presidential Electors, T. T. GEER , Marion County 8. M. YORAN Cane E. L- SMITH , Wasco J. F. CAPLES Multnomah Nerer was a man grievous wrong done the farmer of our country than tnat ao unjustly inflicted daring the past three jam upon the wool grower. Although among our moat oaeful citizens, their in terest bin been practically destroyed. McKinley's letter of aeceptai BRYAN'S ABSURDITY. At New London, Conn., Bryan yesterday run across a .Yankee who ' punctured his soap bubble as neatly as it has ever been done. One of his auditors inquired: "Where will we be when we get free silver?" Bryan Are ' you in favor of a gold standard? Auditor I am. Bryan Tell me why ? Auditor Because I believe it is" the best for the country. Every nation will accept a gold dollar for a dollar. Bryan Why, I will tell you. Be cause of its value. The reason the gold dollar and bullion are worth the same is because the law says you can convert the bullion into a dollar at the mint. Now apply Bryan's answer to 412 grains of copper, iron oi aluminum, or all of these metals, and then .would the world be rich indeed. If you can make 41 2 grains of silver, now worth 53 cents, worth 100 cents, then can you make 41 2 grains of copper, now worth less than two cents, worth one dollar. If we can do it with one, then can we with all. The whole argument reduces itself to an absurdity. No more absolute falsehood ever passed the lips of a man than this utterance of Mr. Bryan & Lynn, Mass., on Monday: "Falling prices mean hard times. Hard times never Lave been advocated in a platform by any party, although the Republi can platform this year, without di rectly saying' so, promises to continue the bard times and make them harder." ' Mr. Bryan knows that the United States ,wa the most prosper oas nation on the globe from 1888 to 1892, and during that time it ex ..perienced greater prosperity than at any time in its history. If Mr. Bryan were talking to a lot of peo ple who knew absolutely nothing of this nation's history, there would be some excuse? upon the ground of the importance to himself of getting there at any cost, for this kind of talk; but as it is, he will be believed by none who are seeking the truth. Every man who listens to utterances like the above with an unprejudiced 78 Second Street. mind will vote against the man who uttered . them. We hope, for the good of McKinley's cause, that Bryan will talk on forever in the same strain. Yes, as Br-an says, "The people are interested in the plank in our platform which declares against what is known as government by injunc tion.". The people are deeply in terested in having the federal gov eminent protect the United States mails and inter-state commerce from mob rule, just as it did during the Chicago riots. They are deeply in terested in having a government strong enough, and a man at its head wise and courageous enough, to resist social and political combus tion, and see to it that sedition and violence do not gain ascendency, The people should, and do. take great interest in the idea promul gated by the portion of the boy orator's platform which he refers to. "You cannot Qnd a correct defini tion of an honest dollar in the speech of any of the advocates of the gold standard." Bryan. Well, little boy orator, here is one : An honest dol lar is a dollar which, in all respects. is equivalent to the dollar for which it is exchange J ; a dollar paid by debtor equivalent to the dollar re ceived when the debt was contracted a dollar that bears with it value equivalent to every other dollar A dollar which is of less . pnrchasin power than the dollar we borrow to day is a dishonest dollar when our creditor is compelled by law to take it in payment of that borrowed dollar. The tariff is an issue which we must neither overlook nor abandon, We, in Oregon, produce much wool we produce almost no silver. The American consul at Bradford, Eng land, has just furnished,' in one of his recent reports, statistics showing that the amount of woolen goods shipped from that place alone to the United Stales during eleven months under the Wilson Jaw was 334,454- pounds, while during the correspond ing period under the McKinley law it was only 5108 pounds. Horse Nonsense. "I don't think I am really any cheaper than I used to be," argued the horse. ' 'I am worth just as much as I ever was. The bicycle " has appreciated. That's all." Chicago Tribune. ' . Let farmers remember that a 200 cent dollar is just as valuable in their hands as it is in the hands of the wage earner. Excursion rates over the Regulator Line to the Portland exposition as fol lows: Round trip ticket including ad mission to the exposition. Three day limit, $2.25; 10 day limit, $2.50; 30 day limit, $3.00. Regulator leaves at 8 p. nv W. C. Auaway, Gen. Agt. ' , Bncklen'tiv inn Sal-re. .The best salve in the world for cats, bruises, eores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale oy Blakeley and Hongbton, drngg'Sts. If thou wouldst beer drink, drink thou only Hop Gold. 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Boys attending this school will receive first-class in struction in the branches taught. - For further particulars and rates of tuition, ap ply at the Academy or cdoress eptl-lmo , , SISTER SUPERIOE. , ONE NIGHT ONLY, WEDEESDAY, SEPT. 30. 1896, HKR F2 V. 3n I I I I 7571 S Brilliant SoceeVs, A IVIiss Lillian Keene - In thp Title Kole. Bomer f Girl." - A HAPPY BLF.NTDIXG OP . - Sensation, Comedy Pathos INTERSPERSED WITH BRIGHT AND CATCHY . i SONGS, DANCES, AND UP-TO-DATE SPECIALTIES. SPECIAL SCENERY AND EFFECTS. Snipes - Klnernly Drug f'o.'a store. and TaTTnri? on draught and tn oottles. Nu trine, a non-alcoholic tonic. Stephens asks for a servicea MEN'S CLOTHING. The Diagonal for $12.00. An elegant assortment of -1896 styleB just received, a part ot which may be seen in enow window. HOUGHTON The Dalles, Oregon J. 8. fCHEWK. President. J. M. Patterson. - - Cashier. First Rational Bank. 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