UNTOLD MISERY : i . - FROM ; v - Rheumatism C. H. King, Water Valley, Miss., cured by Ayer's Sarsaparilla "For flvo years, I suffered untold misery from muscular rheumatism. I tried every known remedy, consulted the best physi cians, visited Hot Spiings. Ark., three times, spending Siooo there, besides doctors' bills; ut could obtain only temporary relief! My flesh was wasted away so that I weighed only ninety-tliree pounds; my left arm and leg were drawn out of shape, the muscles .y f being twisted up In knots. I was nnable to dress myself, except with assistance, and could only hobble about by using a cane. I bad no appetite, and was assured, by the doctors, tiiat I could not live. The pains, at times, were so awful, that I could procure relief only by means of hypodermic injec tions of morphine. I had my limbs bandaged In clay, in sulphur, in poultices; but these gave only temporary relief. After trying everything, aud suffering the most awful tortures, I began to take Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Inside of two mouths, I was able to walk without a cane. In three months, my limbs fcegan to strengthen, and in the course of a year, I was cured. My weight has increased to 1C5 pounds, and I am now able to do my full day's work as a railroad blacksmith." The Only World's Fair Sarsaparilla. -J Y Kit's PILLS cure Headache. WANTED Work for man and team, with or without wagon, near town. Inquire cor ner Second and Court streats, up stairs. WANTED Agents to sell Macintoshes and Rubber Clothing, Tire and a full line of Rubber Goods, (part or all of) Free samples and protected ground to workers. Factory P. O. 1371, New York. OIRL To do general houseork. Inquire The Dalles Employment Agency. DRESSMAKING Two girls to learn dress making. Dalles Employment Agency. "TT'ARM-HAND Man to work on farm. Dalles J-1 Employment Agency. WANTED Ladies or gentlemen wanting sit uation should leave their address with The Dalles Employment Agency. Telephone 309, Lock Box 250. Over Mclnery's. THE DALLES EMPLOYMENT AGENCY Male or Female help furnished on short no tice. Lock Box 250, Tel. 309. Over Mclnery's. L.ost. A gold ring, from which a heart-shaped set has fceen lost, and broken in two on the back. Finder will please leave same at this office and receive suitable reward. PERSONAL MENTION. . . "TMr. J. jHkA'atterson left last evening for Wasco. Mrs. C. F. Stephens went to the Locks this morning. Mr. D. M. French returned today on the local train. Mr. and Mrs. D. C. Herrin went to the Locks this morning. Mr. T. A. Hudson returned today from Sherman county. Mrs. W. C. Curtis returned from Port land on the local train today. Mr. E. S. Joslyn was in the city over eight, coming up from White Salmon. Mr. R. Hunter, formerly of this city, came np to attend the funeral of J. H. Graham. Messrs. W. Stranahan and M. P. Isen berg left for their homes in Hood River today. Mr. F. S. Gordon of Victor made this office a pleasant call this morning. He reports the harvest well secured and better than expected. Mr. Gordon's teams are now in town and wagons are being loaded with goods for the new etore. Stockholder' Meeting. The Portland Industrial Exposition. Saturday night next, the Oregon In dustrial Exposition opens at Portland Arrangements have been made for cheap railroad fares to and from the city dur ing the entire exposition. There are aleo being arranged special excursions at much cheaper rates to run into the city at the times of the greatest special at tractions. t The management ha9 pro vided an attraction for every day of the fair. Some of these are extremely novel and highly entertaining. . There will be a grand merchants' carnival; also a flower carnival of children; there will be a minstrel show in which the per formers will be all well known Portland ladies ; there will be a complete Chinese theatre; there will be special nights de voted to the Odd Fellows, the Elks, the Woodmen, the Red Men, the Workmen, and the Foresters. On these occasions, excursions will be run from all points in the Northwest, bringing the members of these orders and their friends, for a grand celebration in Portland. There will be a grand choral night, at which there will be chorus and solo, singing, and there will be a wedding night, when two couples will be united amid great ceremony and music and flowers. The exhibits will be more numerous and finer than ever before.- The manufac turers of the Northwest will make epe cial displays, and will have working ex hibits, showing the various processes of the manufacture of goods. .The greatest dieplay of the natural resources and pro ducts of the Pacific Northwest ever brought together, has been collected for this exposition. Twice as much space as has ever before been devoted to this feature is now occupied by'thia magnifi cent collection.-' Even the producers of the Pacific Northwest will themselves be astonished at this display, while the thousands of visitors from abroad will simply be overwhelmed by it. The at tendance from outside the city promises to be the largest in the history of ex positions in Portland. Hard to Digest. A congar was killed near old Fort Warner last wees which was either pos sessed of poor judgment in the matter of selecting food or else was a victim of misplaced confidence. The Liakeview Rustler says that two men were hunting near the fort when they were attracted by a sound like the bleating of a fawn, aud upon investigating its source were surprised to see an immense cougar rise up and make for the brush. The brute was trailed, treed and shot, and after it was dead the curiosity of the hunters was aroused by the numerous porcupine quills that were protruding from his neck and mouth, so they went inside of him to find out what victuals he had lately regaled himself with and to their surprise found the remnants of a porcu pine. Evidently he had been rendered a dyspeptic by his indigestible tit bit, and hence the wail caused his discovery and untimely end. Notice is hereby given that the annual meeting of the stockholders of the, Wasco Warehouse Company will he held at the office of French & Co., The Bailee, Oregon, on Wednesday, September 30, 1896, at 3:30 o'clock p. m., for the pur pose o electing directors for the ensuing year, and for the transaction of euch other business as may come before the meeting. W. Lord, Pres. Attest: G. J. Farley, Sec. 4w The Dalles, Or., Sept. 1, 1896. Female Help Wanted. Wanted Red-beaded girl and white horse to deliver premiums given away with Hoe Cake Soap. Apply to any where. ' - "The best on earth," said , the mer chant as. he quaffed the Hop Gold beer. For sale by Stabling & Williams. e4-2w 'That's good !" An expression always beard after one has tasted the famous Hop-Gold beer. For sale by Stubling & Williams. - ' " -' e4-2w 'I'll take you where it's good," eaid the man to his friend, as they started for Hop Gold beer. For sale by Stubling & Williame. , b4 2w By order of the common council of Dalles City, notice is hereby given that sealed bids will be received at the re corder's office of Dalles City, nntil 4 o'clock p. m., Thursday, September 17lh, 1896, for sixteen cords of first-class oak wood, delivered. G. W. Phelps, el 1-1 w Recorder of Dal lee City. .Leave orders at The Dalles Commis sion Co.'s etore for dressed chickens. Telephones 128 and 255. Ring 'em up. all-dim No more BOILS, no more PIMPLES Use Kinersly's Iron Tonic. The Snipes Kinersly Drug Co. Telephone No. 3. Save the wrappers Hoe Cake Soap wrappers are worth a cent apiece. Ask Pease & Mays for premium book. j!y24-i Treasurer Call. All warrants registered prior to July 9, 1892, will be paid at my office next door to T. A. Hudson's office, Washing ton street. Interest ceases after this dale. The Dalles, Or., Auz. 13, 189.6. C. L. Phillips', , ' Treasurer. Money! Blaneyl Moneyl To pay Wasco county warrants reeis tered .prior to1 July 3, 1892. Interest ceases after May 15, 1896. C. L. Phillips, myl8-tf . - County Treas. '.Reduced Kates. ' Effective March 22d. The O. R. & N. Co. will reduce their round trip rates between Portland and The Dalles as fol lows: Two day rate, good going Satur day and returning Monday night, $3. Ten day tickets $3.50. Good on all .rains. E. E. Lytle, m24-diwtf Agent Hop Gold beer, receives' the best ad vertising from its risers. For sale by StublinK & Williams. s4-2w piiniiiiNiiiiiiiiiiM Help Wanted Male. Wanted Solicitors for campaign book ''Bry an, Bewail and Free Silver' authorized by Bryan, written by R. L. Metcalf, editor Omaha World-Herald, appointed author by Bryan. Contains speeches and platform. A bonanz for gents, a free silver mine for workers. Only $1.50. The only authorized book. 50 per cent. Credit given. Freight ps id. Outfit free. Begin now with choice of territory. Permanent, prof itable work for '96. Address, The National Book Concern, Star Building, Chicago. aug9-lm u A very smooth article' 08) None" Sot Ayer's at tne' World's Fair. Ayer's Sarsaparilla enjoys the extra ordinary distinction of having been the only blood purifier allowed on exhibit at the world's fair,- Chicago. Manufact urers of other sarsaparillas sought by every means to obtain a showing of their goods, but tbey 'were all -turned away under the application of : the rule for bidding the entry of patent medicines and nostrums. The decision of the world's fair authorities in tavor of Ayer's Sarsaparilla . was in effect- as follows: 'Ayer's Sarsaparilla is not a patent medicine. It does not belong to the list of nostrums: . It is here on its merits." . : t ' Wanted. - . Mrs. DrewB' is . prepared to furnish board and lodging for four or' five pupils attending school in The Dalles at $12 per month.. Apply at) residence, corner Court and Tenth streets. agl2-dlm - Through trains on the O. R. & N will run via Umatilla, Walla Walla and Pen dleton. Through sleepers, first and sec ond class will run in connection with the Union Prcific, the eame as heretofore. A through first-claes sleeper from Port land to Spokane, connecting with the first-class sleeper to St. Paul and a through tourist sleeper from Portland to St. Paul, will be run in connection with the Great Northern railway. K. E. Lytle, Agent. 1 Don t compare "Battle Ax" 1 B with low grade tobaccos compare 1 j "Battle Ax." with the best on 1 g the market, and you will find you J H get for 10 cents almost twice as j gj much u Battle Ax" as you do of jf g other high grade brands. j Lumber, Building" Material and Boxes Traded for TTmr afnin "Ranrvn T.aW? Jfc-r ROWE & CO., The Dalles, Oregon 4 '-ytvfci'oyw--"i'fc irrmn T-kEST with a big S. Black well's Genuine Bull D Durham Is in a class by itself. You will find coupon inside each two ounce bag, and two pons Inside each four ounce bag of BSacjkweSi's Smoking Tobacco Bay a bag of th Is celebrated tobacco and read the coupon Which gives allstof valuable presents and ho w to get th one) v - con- . ani -) ) The PREPARATIONS FOR Great B attle THE Snipes-Kwly Druf Co. Drugs, Paints, Wall Paper, Glass. Etc. 129 Second St.. THE DALLES, - - OR RI-PA-N-S The modern stand ard Family Medi cine : Cures the common eyery-day ills of humanity. i- . Spokane EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route - . OF THE - Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portland, 8.50 P.M. 8:30 A. M, Daily except Sundays. 4:00 P. M. 7:80 A. M. t4:45 P. M. FROM JtJNB 23, 1895. f OVERLAND EX-1 I press, Salem, Rose- 1 I burg, Akhland, Sac- I 1 ramento, Ogden.San ! 1 Franeiseo, Mojove, ( 1 Los Angeles, El Paso, j r New Orleans - and I 1 East I Roseburg and way sta tions : fVia Woodburn fori 1 Mt.Anfrel, Silverton, i West Scio. 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All above trains arrive at and depart irom Grand central station, jmiui ana 1 streets. YAMHILL DIVISION. Passenger Depot, foot of Jetterson street. Leave for OSWEGO, week days, at 6:00, 7:20, 10:15 a. m., 12:15, 1:15, 3:30, 6:25, 8:00, 11:80 p. m Arrive at Portland, 7:10, 8:30, 11;25 a. m., 1:30 a:ia, u:jai, .ou, a.w p. 111., auu 1:00 a. m. Leave 1or RIVERSIDE only (daily) at 6:25. 9:15, 10:30 p. in. Arrive at Portland at 6:10, Leave for Sheridan, week days, t 4:30 p. m. Arrive at roriianu, v.m a. m. Leave for A1RLIE on Monday, Wednesday and rnnay at y:-j a. m. Arrive ai rontana, 'rues- aav, nursaay ana saturaay at s:ua p. m. . Sunday trains for OSWEGO leave at 7:20, 8:40, 10:40 a. ra.. 12:15. 1:45. 3:80. 6:25. 8:00. 11:50 p. m. Arrive at Portland at 8:30, 10:00, 11:50 a. m i:3U, 8: id, o:iu, 7:30, y:u p. m., ana lriKja. m. R. KOEHLER, E. P. ROGERS, Manager. . .. Asst G. F. & Pass. AsU EMST! ' GIVES THE Choice of Transcontinental Routes -VIA- Minneapolis St. Paul Denver Omaha Kansas City Low Rates to all Eastern Cities. OCEAN 8TEA9IERS Lean Portland Everr Five Days for SAN FRANCISCO; CAL. For full details call on O. R. & Cn.'s Agent Tha Dalles, or address W, H. HURLBURT, Gen. Pass. Agt Portland, Oregon E. M'N EI LL, President and Manager. : Xew Schedule. " Effective Tuesday, April 7th. the fol lowing will be the new schedule : lrain JNo. 1 arrives at The Dalles 4:50 a. m., and leaveB4:55 a. m. Train No. 2 arrives at The Dalles 10:40 p. in., and leaves 10:45 p. m. Train jno. 8 arrives at The Dalles 12 :0o p. m., and west-bound train No. 7 leaves at 2 :30 p. m. Train 23 and 24 will carry passengers between The Dalles and Umatilla, leav ing The Dalles at 1 p. m. daily and ar riving at The Dalles 1 p. m. daily, con necting with train JNoe. S and 7 from Portland. 'E. E. Lytle, Agent. ORTHERN PACIFIC RY. n s Pullman Elegent Tourist Sleeping Cars Dining Cars Sleeping Cars ST. PAUL. MINNEAPOLIS DULCTB PAKGO GRAND FORKS CKOOKSTON WINNIPEG HELENA and BUTTE Through Tiekets CHICAGO TO WASHINGTON PHILADELPHIA NEW TORS BOSTON AND All. v POINTS EAST aud SOUTH For information, time cards, maps and tickets, cat on or write to W. C. AIXAWAY. Agent, The Dalles, Oregon OB-- A. D. CHARLTON. Asst. G. P. A., 255, Morrison Cor. Third, Portland,.Oregon DOORS, WINDOWS, SHINGLES, FIRE BRICK, FIRE CLAY, LIME, CEMENT, Window-Glass and Picture Moulding. IEEE. GLBisrisr. For Rent. The lower story of the Michel bach block, cor ner of Second and Union streets, now vacant, . will be rentad on a long or short-time lease at reasonable figures. ' Also the Wictielbaeh garden and fruit orchard; with buildings for occupation. Apply to- George Williams, administrator of the Michelbach estate, .apr3-tf