UNTOLD MISERY EU 172 ATI ST.! C. H. King, Water Valley, Kiaa., cured by Ayer's Sarsapariila ' "For five years, I suffered untold misery from muscular rheumatism. I tried every known remedy consulted the best physi cians, visited Hot Springs, Ark., three times, spending $1000 there, besides doctors' hills ; but could obtain only temporary relief. My flesh was wasted away so that I weighed only ninety-three pounds; my left arm and leg were drawn out of shape, the muscles being twisted up in knots. I was nnnble to dress myself, except with assistance, and could oniy hobble about by using a cane. I had no appetite, and was assured, by the dociors, that I could not live. The pains, at times, ware so awful, hat I could procure rclUf only by means of liypndenr.tc Injec tions of morphine. I hail my limbs bandaged in ciay, in sulphur, in poultices; but these gave only temporary relief. After trying everything, and suffering the most awful tortures, 1 begin to take Ayer's Sarsapariila. jnride of two months, I was able to walk without a cr.ne. In three months, my limbs eran ( stranstlien, and in the course at a yo.-ir. I was cured. My weight has increased to ;oi pruncts, and I am now able to do my ffuli cHy'., work as a railroad blacksmith." -EItS PHIi cure Jlcadacha. "WAITTED. GIRL To do general houseork. The Dalles Employment Agency. Inquire DRESSMAKING Two girls to learn dress making. Dalles Employment Agency. 37ARM-HAND Man to work on farm. Employment Agency. Dalles WANTED Ladies or gentlemen wanting sit nation should leave their address with The Palles Employment Agency. Telephone 809, Lock Box 250. Over Mclnery's. THE DALI.ES EMPLOYMENT AGENCY Male or Female help furnished on short no tice. Lock Box 250, Tel. 309. Over Mclnery's. JBRSON4L MENTION. Mr. W. H. Staats of Dufur is in town today. Mrs. G. C. Morgan went to the Locks for the day. Mr. W. H. Harrison of Dafur was in .the city this morning. -Business meeting of the Epwortb Tftg Baly World's Fair' Sarsapariila. .League this evening at 7:30. Mr. and Mrs. Smith French and Mrs. Ma gee returned today from North Beach. Attorney W. H. Wilson and family 'returned today from the coast. Mr. B. F. Allen, proprietor of the - First National Bank, Prlneville, was in the city today. Mrs. John Micbell and daughter, 'Maude, returned on the Regulator last Vnight from Portland. Sirs. Sutford, who has been visiting Mr. and Mrs. G. U. Riddell left for her home in Portland this morning. Miss Freda Hatch, who has been visit ing Mr. and Mr. O. L. Barrett, left for her home in Porland this morning. Mrs. J. E. BarneU, grand secretary of the Juvenile TeuRle for Oregon, left for Portland today onytrfficial business. Mr. L. E. Farrington left this morning to attend the State University during the cominz vear. He will enter the senior class of that institution. IalleSrMoro Stage Leaves the Umatilla house. 8 a. i Tuesdays, .Thursdays and Saturdays. Douglas Allen, Prop. "Hop Gold" heard on every hand The finest beer ever offered to the public For sale by Stublinpr & Williams. s4-2w Save the wrappebs Hoe Cake Soap wrappers are worth a cent apiece. Ask Pease & Mays for premium book, jly'24-i Treasurer's Call. All warrants registered prior to July 9. 1892. will bo paid at my office next door to T. A. Hudson's office, WaBhing ton street. Interest ceases after this date. , The Dalles, Or., Aug. 13, 1896. O. L. Phillips, Treasurer. I'll take you where it's good," said the man to his friend, as they started for Hop Gold beer. For sale by Stabling & Williams. ' ' ' ' b4 2w A dose that is always seasonable is a doee of Simmons Liver Regulator, the "King of Liver Medicines." It keeps the liver active; the bowels regular; prevents Biliousness; and promotes di gestion. In fact helps keep yon well. "I have watched its effects in families where I have practiced, and find it ad mirable; both alterative and tonic in its action." Dr. T. W. Mason, Macon, Ga. A MOSQUITO INVADES ENGLAND. New Jersey's Insect's Revenge for Viola tion of Monroe Doctrine. The harrowing news comes from Lon don that a mosquito has been taken alive in Hertfordshire. A gentleman living at, Barley, Koystou, writes to a London paper that on a recent evening he encountered the ferocious beast in his bedchamber. An Englishman is always brave, and it seems almost superfluous to add that the man of Barley gTappled with, the creature single-handed, nor stayed his hand until it was under subjection. We tometimes read of such' feats of derring doe even in these degenerated days. . Next to . vindicating his personal bravery, an Englishman's first duty is to write to his newspaper and tell about it. To this admirable national trait the readers of the Sunday Herald are in debted for the particulars herein tset forth. The man. of Barley had traveled in far countries. Among other places he had visited the famous city of New Jersey, and in the transmississippian capital had met and coped with, the mosquito in its lair. Thus he is able to identify his quarry and lay before the British public a harrowing picture of the animal's dis tinguishing traits. - - - . "The specimen caught," he writes, "has every characteristic of the for eign, mosquito, especially the New Jersey variety. I believe they have been, brought A.o England with timber, for in New Jersey the logs of timber, which, are usually carried down the livers, have on them mosquito eggs gathered from the surface of the wa ter, where they breed, and so in this manner are transported to Europe, where the sunshine hatches them, and they fly away." It now remains only to unite the English people as one man against the .nvadcr. Hence this suggestion: "Let every person carefully examine his bedroom window in the morniner and kill them, as by so doing they would lie prevented Iayinj? their egers and breeding; Now is the time to act to prevent them spreading. They may easily be known by their resemblance to gnats, but having a long trunk r proboscis, and by making a humming noise when approaching the face or hands of a person." Accompanying' this slogan is a dia gram what has been called the busi ness end of the mosquito, which may be used for further identification f the di-eaded foe, should lie be encountered unawares. N. Y. Herald. "' Female Help Wanted. '-' Wanted Red-headed girl and whit away anv- horse to deliver premiums given with Hoe Cake Soap. Apply to where. Redaction In Kallroatfc Tmrn. As there will be nntnercvs requests for reduced rates on account of political meetings daring the comings contest, it k has been derided that in order to treat f all parties alike, a on fare rate- will be made by the Q. K. & S. Co. tor various .meetings of this character. This of course is intended ooly for oc casions where there is sufficient number to justify a redaction in rates. This is done so that there wil1 be no- partiality in favor of "any one party. " . F. E. LYiiar Agent. "The best or earth," san$ the mer chant as be quaffed the Hop- Gold beer. For sale by Stabling & Wilfiarae e4-2w There's more elotbing destroyed by poor soap than by actual wear as the free alkali rots- them. Do eake is pure. jly24-i JTov- BtDt, A suite of rooms, nseely famished, suitable for two students eotrally lo cated below- .the bluff. For particular' inquire at The Dalles Comuatssion Co.'a store. aog31-lm Fw Sale OJr Trae. For good sheep, a well-improved S8 acre farm in Southern California. For particulars apply at this office." e?-2w Hop Gold beer receives the best ad vertising from its risers. For sale by Stublinc & Williams. s4-2w Money! Money! Monejl To pay Wasco countv warrants regis tered prior to July 3, 1892. ... Interest ceases after May 15, 1896. U. L. f HO.LIPS, roylS-tf County Treas. Stockholders' Meeting. Notice is hereby given that the annnal meeting of tbe stockholders ot tne. Wasco Warehouse Company will be held at the officeof French & Co., The Dalles, Oregon, on Wednesday, September 30, 1896, at 3:30 o'clock p. m., for the pur pose of electing directors for the ensuing - - . - . - r i year, and tor ine transaction oi eucn other business as may . come before the meeting. . - . W. Lord. Pree, ; Attest: G. J. Fablky, See.' ' - 4w The Dalles, Or., Sept. 1, 1896. Help Wanted Male. Wanted Solicitors for campaign book "Bry an, 6ewall and Free Silver," authorized by Bryan, written by R. L. Metcalf, editor Omaha World-Herald, appointed author by Bryan. 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Best, Room 2, Tribnne Building, New York City, and a sample copy of The New York Weekly Tribune will be mailed to yoa. . ' ' tt v OS) ST The Dalles, Oregon This is the very best Smoking Tobacco made. Battle A Household Treasure. ; D. W.' Fulled of Canajoharie, N. Y,. says that he 'always keeps. Dr. King's New Discovery in the house-and his family has always found the -very best results follow its use; that he would not be without it, if procurable. G. A. Dykeman Druggist, Catskill, N. Y.,fcays that Dr. Kings flew Discovery is un doubtedly the best cough remedy ; that he has used it in his family for eight years, and it bas never tailed to do all that is claimed for it. Why not trv a remedy so long tried and tested. Trial bottles free at Blakelev & Houghton's Drug Store. Kegnlar size 50c. and $100. .... a - . - ... . - . How's Xbls! We offer one hundred dollars reward for any case of Catarrh that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Care. F. J. Cubsey & Co. Props., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. Cheney for the last 15 vears, and be lieve him perfectly honorable in all busi ness transactions and financially able to carry oat any obligations made by their firm. " West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To ledo, O., Walding, Kinnan - & Marvin, Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, Ohio. Hall's Catarrh Cure is ' taken inter nally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the evstem. Jfrice, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Testimonials free. 1-o-a Sid Inn Ever. Try Electric Bitters as a remedy for your, troubles? If not, get a bottle now and get relief. This medicine bas been found to be peculiarly adapted to the re' lief and cure of all Female Complaints, exerting a wonderful direct influence in giving strength and tone to the organs. If yon have Loss of Appetite, Constipa tion, Headache, Fainting Spells, or are Nervous, Steepness, Excitable, Melan choly or troubled . with Dizzv Spells, Electric Bitters in the medicine von need. Health and Strength are iroaran teed bv its nse. Large bottles onlv fifty cents and $1.00 at Blakelev & Hougbton, Druggist. 6 None But Ayer's a tne World's P"lr. Ayer's Sarsapariila enjoys the extra ordinary distinction of having been the only blood purifier allowed on exhibit at the world's fair, Chicago. Manufact urers -of other sarsaparillas sought by every means to obtain a showing of their good 8, but they were all turned away under tbe application of the rule for bidding the entry of patent medicines and nostrums. The decision of the world's fair anthorities in tavor of Ayer's Sarsapariila was in effect as follows Ayer's Sarsapariila Is not a patent medicine. It does not belong to the list of nostrums. It is here on its merits." ' Tlie Ideal Faoacn- James Francis. Alderman, Chicago says: "I regard Dr. King' jNew uis covery as an Ideal Panacea for.cougbs colds and Lang Complaints', having used it in my family for the last five years to the exclusion of physician's prescrip tions or other preparations." . Rev. John Bnrgus, Keokok, Iowa writes: "I bave been a Minister of the Methodist Episcopal church for 50 years or more, and bave never found anything so beneficial, or that gave mesneh speedy relief as Ur. King's dew Discovery.' Try this Ideal Cough Remedy now. Trial bottles free at Ulakeley & Houghton s Drng Store. EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route OF THE- Southern Pacific Compy Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portland. FKOX JCNB 23, 1895. f OVERLAND EX-1 press, Salem, Rose- ' I burg, Ashland, Sac- I I ranoento, Ugden.San ! Francisco, Mojave, ; Los Angeles, El Paso, I New Orleans and I 1 last ) 8:50 P.M. 8:10 A. M 8:30 A. M Roseburg and way hta- uons 14:40 P.M. f Via woodbnrn lor 1 MlAngel, BilverLon, I West Sclo. Browns- I ville.Sprtngfleld and j (Natron j Dally except Sundays. 4 :00 P. M. 7:30 A. M t4:45 P.M except Sundays. Salem and way statioas (10.00 A.M lUorvanis ana wtyi t stations f lilcMlnnvllle and I way stations 1 t 6:20 P. M, t 8:25 P.M. Daily. ' t Daily, except Sunday. DINING CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE. PUUJtAN BUFFET SLEEPERS AND SECOND-CLASS 8LEEPING CARS Attached to all Through Trains. Through Ticket Office, 134 Third street, where through tickets to all points in the Eastern States, Canada and Europe can be obtained at lowest rates from J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent. All above trains arrive at and depart Jrom Grand Central Station, Fifth and I streets. YAMHILL DIVISION. ' Patsenger Depot, foot of Jederson street. Leave for OSWEGO, week days, at 6:00, 7:20, 10:15 a. m., 12:15, 1:45, 3:30, 6:25, 8:00, 11:30 p. m. Arrive at Portland, 7:10, 8:80, 11:25 a. m., 1:30, 3:15, 5:10, 7:30, 9:05 p. m., and 12:35 a. m. Leave lor RIVERSIDE only (daily) at 6:25. 9:15, 10:30 p. in. Arrive at Portland at 6:10, 10:20, 11:20 p. m. Leave for Sheridan, week days, t 4:30 p.m. Arrive at fortiana, y.ju a. m. Leave for AIRLIE on Monday, Wednesday and Fri-ay at 9:40 a.m. Arrive at Portland, Tues day, Thursday and Saturday at 8 :C5 p. m. Sunday trains for OSWEGO leave at 7:20, 8:40, 10:40 a. m., 12:15, 1:45, 8:30, 6:25, 8:00, 11:50 p. m. Arrive at Porttxnd at :30, 10:00, 11:50 a. m 1:30, 8:15, 5:10, 7:30, 9:05 p. m., and ia:sa a. m. R. KOEHLER, , E. P. ROGERS, Manager. : Asst. G. F. St Pass. Agt. lyjbiMoiiS GIVES THE Choice of Transcontinental Routes -VIA- Spokane Denver Omaha Kansas City Minneapolis St. Paul Low Rates to all Eastern Cities. OCEAN 8TEAHER9 Lem Portland Bvery Five Days for S.AN FRANCISCO, CAL. For full details call on O. B. & Cn.'s Agent Tbs Dalles, or address W, H. HURLBURT, Gen. Pass. Agt Portland, Oregon E. M'NEILL, President aud Manager. New Schedule. Effective Tuesday, April 7th, the fol lowing will be tbe new schedule: train Ho. 1 arrives at The Dalles 4 :50 m., and leaves 4:55 a. m. Train No. 2 arrives at The Dalles 10:40 p. m., and leaves lu:4t p. ni. Train Sio. 8 arrives at The Dalles 12 :05 p. m., and west-oouna train jno. leaves at 2 :30 p. m. irainzSand 24 will carry passeneers between Tbe Dalles and Umatilla, leav ing The Dalles at 1 p. m. daily and ar riving at Tbe Dalles 1 p. m. daily, con necting with train Nob. 8 and 7 from Portland. E. E. Lytlk, Agent. ORTHERN PACIFIC RY. 5 Pullman Elegent Tfcrturist Sleeping Cars Dining Cars Sleeping Cars ST. PAUL MINNEAPOLIS DULVTH VA.tS.GO GKAMD FORKS CBOOKSTON WINNIPEG HELENA and BUTTE Tturoogta Tiekefcs CHICAGO WASHINGTON - PHlI.AnBt.PHIA ' NEW .YORK. BOSTON AND ALL. POINTS EAST and SOUTH For Information, time cards, maps aad tickets, cal on or write to W. C. AIXAWAY. Agent, The Dalles, Oregon D. CHARLTON. Asst. G. P. A., 255. Morrison Cor. Third, t'ortland, Oregon DOORS, WINDOWS, SHINGLES, FIRE BRICK, FIRE CLAY, LIME, CEMENT, Window-Glass and Picture Moulding. ZE3I- a- L nsr ztsr. For Rent. The lower story of the Michelbach block, cor ner of Second and Union streets, now vacant, will be rentiid on a long or short-time lease at reasonable figures. Also tbe Michel bach garden and fruit orchard, with buildings for occupation. Applv to George Williams, administrator . of the Mieheliwch estate. apr3-tt