The Same ld Story. Germans and Sound Money. THE BEST Family Medicine She Has Evor Known. Words of Praise from a New York Lady for AVER'S PSLLS I woliM liki! ti iill my tt'sliini-iiy : that of oiIhts who iiu: i: iiscil A.vr' -Prlls, ami ro .-a.v lliai i Imvi-inkrn Hum for miiTiy yrars, anil :iWas i1tm'mI 1"r.t best results from llicir use. l'"ov stom iicli an.l livi-r troubles. :i:k! for t!"i " of lirmlaciif eauscit l these lei-;.n' . luciits, A;, er's I'iiis c;i:i:ii(1 li." e'i:.il--' "When my frieiuls n.U io- wi "t : best re.meily for lisorlcrs of I'm- s' iii'li, liver, or 1v.c!s, inv niiswor is. AVer's I'ills. T:;Uett in : son, tliey will break up n colli, : i la jrrippe, elieck fever, :inT i'f;iil::te li e digestive orpins. They are easy te. Like, and are, indeed, tlie best all-round family niedieine I have ever known." Mrs. May .Johnson, WIS IVuler Averr.Te, New York City. RS PILLS tUshest Honors at World's Fair. fiysr's Sarsapartlla Cures ail Blood Disorder, lOO Reward 100. " The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Care is the only positive care known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires a consti tutional treatment. ' Hall's Catarrh Cnre is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood nod mucous sartaces of the system, thereby destroying the foun dation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the con stitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of -testimonials. Address: F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, 0. "Sold by Druggists, 75 cents. No more BOILS, no more PIMPLES "Use Kinersly'e Irou Tonic. The Snipes Kinersly Drug Co. Telephone No. 3. Bncklea'o Annex naive. The best salve in the - world for cats, bruises, sores, alcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains., corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale oy Blakeley and Houghton, druggists. , Otto Birgfeld is now ready to supply amilies with the celebrated Gambrinus keg or bottle beer, delivered free of charge to any part of the citv. Tele phone 34. ... Strayed or Stolen. Large, red cow, with left horn broken off about middle. Information leading to recovery will be . rewarded. Leave word at this office. b eduction In Wood. The Dalles Lumber Co. will close out their stock of 16-inch stove wood cut ready for stove at $2.00 per cord in order to obtain yard room for fall stock. jly25-dlm. Electric JBltter. Electric Bitters is a medicine suited for any season, but perhaps more gen erally needed, when the languid ex hausted feeling prevails, when the liver is torpid and sluggish and the need of a tonic and alterative is felt. A prompt use of this medicine has often averted long and perhaps fatal bilious fevers No medicine will act more surely in counteracting and freeing the system from the malarial poison. .' Headache, Indigestion, Constipation, Dizziness yield to Electric Bitters. 50c and $1 per bottle at Blakely & . Houghton's drug store. - r " ' 1 Through trains on the O. R. & N will run via Umatilla, Walla Walla and Pen dleton. Through sleepers, firstand sec ond class will run in connection with the Union Prcific, the same as heretofore. A through first-class sleeper from Port land to Spokane, connecting with the first-class sleeper to St. Paul - and a .through tourist sleeper from Portland to St. Paul,' will be run in connection with the Great Northern railway. E. E. Lytle, Agent. The following campaign song" has been received in- sheet music form by The Chronicle. It would make a 'splendid song for the McKinley glee club: - , By deception and by treason. And all the trts save reason, " lias the Democratic party always won. She Is a gay deceiver, And as sure as vou believe her. You'll regret it uud pay dearly for your fun. Chorus. Whenever they've been trusted, The country they have busted; It is the same old story o'er and o'er. They've never failed to do it. Nor the people ceased to rue it From Maine to California's golden shore. With Van Buren, Jackson, Polk, Tne people all went broke, As they did again just before the war. For our fathers isdly tell How Buchanan, he raised well It is just tbe same old story o'er and o'er. Great Grover lives in clover, . While all the country over Men are cussing him who never cussed before. Millions ben foi work in vain. Isn't the "object lesaon" plain? It is just the same old story o'er and o'er. Having ruined this great nation With Free-Trade legislation. Now they're singing a very different song; For they say with matchless gall That free silver will cure all, And, as usual, you'll find that they are wrong. But sound money and Protection Wilt carry the election, For they cannot fool the people any more; -' Then McKinley and Hobart true, Grover s ruin wi I undo, And prosperity'!! be with us as before. TUB TEST OF VALVES. Gold Nii Bnj Leu Labor than 35 Years srna Chicago Chronicle, Dem. No competent student places the aver age fall in gold prices from the max imum, about 1873 to 1895, at more than 30 per cent.j and this average relates only to commodities, not to services. According to the investigation made by tbe senate committee on finance with the aid of the national labor bureau, there waa an actual advance in wages during that period down to the close of the investigation. Averaging the price of labor with the prices of commodities, therefore, the value of gold must have risen very much lets than the decline of 30 per cent in commodity prices would indicate. But the main thing is that with re spect to labor gold has actually fallen in value. It takes more gold to pay for an bour'j labor now than it did 23 years ago. The greater tne rise in tne valne of gold with respect to commodities, therefore, the better for the wage earn er, for he can buy the more with the same quantity of gold. While the tabular standard can never be made exact, it is nevertheless useful. From the various tabulations which have been made the conclusion is estab lished beyond all reasonable doubt that the workingman can get more for his wages than he could 25 years ago, while the dollar with which to pay his debt cost 8 him less labor. TV anted. Mrs. Drews is prepared to furnish board and lodging for four or five pupils attending school in The Dalles at $12 per month. Apply at residence, corner Court and Tenth streets. ag!2-dlr Teachers' Examination. Notice is hereby given that for the purpose of making an examination of all persons who may offer themselves as candidates for teachers of the schools of this county, the county school super intendent thereof will hold a public ex amination Wednesday, August 12, 1896. at 1 o'clock p. m. at the high school building, Tbe Dalles, Oregon. - Dated this 3d day of August, 1896. C. L. Gilbert, . Country' School Superintendent of Wasco Co. Oregon. ' . ti Marvelous Kesulta. From a letter written . by Rev. J Gun derman, of DLmondale,' Mich., we are permitted to make this extract: "I have no hesitation in recommending Dr. King's New Discovery, as . tbe results were almost marvelous :n the case of my wife. While I was pastor of the Baptist Church at River Junction she was brought down with Pneumonia succeed ing La Grippe. Terrible paroxysms of coughing wduld last hours wHh little in terruption and it seemed as if she could not survive' them. A friend recom mended Dr. King's New Discovery -r it was quick in its work and highly satis factory in results." Trial bottles free at Blakeley St Houghton, Druggists. 1 Tygli Vall'y Koller rirorVl. Tygh Valley Roller Flour Milln are rnnning fall time on No. 1 - wheat. Flour equal to the best always on hand. Prices to suit the times. Also mill feed in quantities to suit. ; . - .i W. M. McCobkle & Son. aug8-6mw Proprietors. Notice. Persons wanting blackberries to can will do well to leave order for the same with us, aa we are receiving them fresh every day from Hood Eiver. . . . .. Maier & Bknton. Female Help Wanted. Wantkd Bed-beaded girl and white horse to deliver premioms given . away with Hoe Cake Soap. . Apply to any where." ' 'Subscribe for Thb Chboniclb. jj jjj s j rui "Takes the CakeV M You may have money to burn," but even throw it away. get almost twice Ax" as you do of for the same money Lumber, Building- Material and Boxes Tradedfor Hay Grain, Bacon, Lard, &c. ROWE & CO., i """irk: i1TV EtMl TkEST with a big B. BlackweH'e . Genuine Bnll j-S Durham is In a class by Itself. You will find coupon Inside each two ounce bag, and two pons inside eacii fcur ounce bar,- of BBackweSI's Smoking Boy a bag of this celebrated tobacco and read the coupon- Whiob. gives a llstof valuable presents and how to get them. PREPARATIONS FOR The Great Battle OF NOVEMBER 3 ARE ALREADY UNDER WAY. A NEW" i President of the United States . . IS XO BE ELECTED, AND THE NEW YORK WEEKLY TRIBUNE will, as always, be found in the thickest of the fight, battling vigorously for sound business principles, which will bring prine prosperity to the cation. The New York WEEKLY TRIBUNE is not" only the leading Republican paper of the country, but is pre-eminently a na'tional family newspaper. Its campaign news and diacussions will interest every American citizen. All the news of the day, foreign correspondence, agricultural department, market reports, short stories complete in each number, comic pictures,' fashion plates with elaborate descriptions, and a variety of items of household interest, make up an ideal family paper. We furnish the "Semi-Weekly Chronicle and "New York Weekly Tribune" (both papers), ONE YEAR FOR ONLY $175, . - CASTl IN ' ADVANCE. The'regular subscription price of the two papers is $2.75. Subscrip tions mav begin at any time. Address all orders to Chronicle Pub. Co. Write vonr name and ad dress on a postul card, send it to Geo. W. Best, Room 2, Tribune Building, New York City, and a sample copy o Tbe New York Weekly Tribune will be mailed to you. so, you needn't For JO cents you as much "Battle other high grades The Dalles, Oregon Tobacco one . ooo : !'V m . Chicago Times-Herald. A large proportion pi the Germans living in the United States were born in the fatherland long enough ago to have seen the effect of free coinage of silver in actual operation. They bave been wit nesses or the benefits conferred upon the industries and commerce of the new empire by substitution of the gold stand ard for the silver standard. The sone ot these Germans have profit ed by the experience of their fathere. There are 1087 papers in the United Statee in the German language. Of this number there are only forty-seven not advocating maintenance of the existing gold standard, no matter what their party affiliations. Money! Monejl Maneyl To pay Wa6CO countv warrants regis tered prior to July 3, 1892. Interest ceases after May lo, C. L. Phim-ips, mylS-tf Countv Treas. Lost! Lost! On the morning of July 4lh, between 5 and 8-Mile creeks, a tan-colored valise clothing and other valuables. A liberal reward will be paid on leaving the same at this office. juKi-d.n-wl in "If McKinley is fleeted president next November,. I will resign from the office of mayor," said ex-Governor Pennoyer to an Oregonian reporter . yesterday. Pennover is nothing if not sensational. LATIN AND GERMAN TAUGHT. CKRMAK. The uiidersigncd desires to orgauizn a class in German. Every American citizen who can af lord both time and expense ought to be master of al least two languages. The German language ha- many sdvantages over modern languages on account of her profound literature in all branch es of ancient and modern science produced in her world-renowned universities. Tbose who wonld drink from these inexhaustible and yet unadulteiated fountains of knowledge, inn ! master the language which contains the key to tbem. The undersigned will organize a class in German, aud will begin with actual work on the j first day of September. Tbe class will meet two or tnree limes a week in the evening or when most convenient to the upils. Kspid progress guaranteed to those who will tret linun tn puni est labor. Allwbo desire to participate in this wui uii-asts HuiiuQucs ineir luienuon to the undersigned at an early date, as the class win uo umiMi iu n nun numDer. i.narges win vtrv rKmauuno e, LATIN. The undersigned will also organize n rlnss in Latin. Theie are so many reasons why those who desire U advance their knowledge beyond a common school education should take at least a conrsein Latin, that nrobublv evervhoriv iu fa miliar with at least some of them. 1 will not take space here to speak of the beauMes of the Latin language nor of the many advantages in life possessed by those who have mastered it. 1 will here only announce my intention to organ ize a c ass in Latin. Rapid progress guaranteed to those who will work hard. . Clurcn verv Ten. sonflhlt All titnirinir irifitniH,i An Tntin dm kindly requested to announce their intention to the undersigned before September, if nossihle. Awaiting yi ur application, I am, very respect- - j juu.d. . i. j i r i , augS-lmo Evangelical Lutheran Tastor. EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route rOP THK Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portland. pkom juke 28, 1895. f OVERLAND EX-1 press, Salem, Rose- 1 I burg, Ashland, Hoc-1 I ramento, Ogden.Ban ! Franciseo, Mojave, ( Los Angeles, El Paso, I New Orleans and I I East. 1 6:S0 P. M 8:10 A. M. 8:; A..M Roseburg aud way sta tions 4:40 P.M. fvia Woodburn fori I Mt.Angel, Bilverton, I 4 West Bclo, Browns- I ville, Springfield and j 1 Natron I Daily except Suuduyv. 40 P. M 7:30 A. M 14:45 P. M except Sundays. Salem and way stations 10. 00 A.M. i uorvuins ana way stations. $ tMcMiunville an dj way stations ( t 6:20 P.M. t 8:25P.M. Daily. : f Daily, except Sunday. DINING CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE. PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS ' AND 8ECOND-CLA8S 8LEEPING CARS Attached to all Through Trains. . Through Ticket Office, 134 Third street, where through tickets to all points in tbe Eastern States, Canada and Europe can be obtained at lowest rates irom . J. B. KIRKLANT). Tirket Atrent All above trains arrive at and depart irom v.rHnu i.enwai station, rntn ana I streets. ' YAMH1LLD1VI8ION. Pdtscnger Depot, foot of Jelterson street. Leave for OSWEGO, week 'davs. at 6:00. 7:20. 10:15 a. m., 12:15, 1:55, 5:15, 6:30 p. m., 8:00 p. m., ana 11:30 p. m. on Saturday only. Arrive at Portland, 7 :10, 8:30, 11;2C- a. m., 1:30, 4: ii, o:, 7:40, 9:0o p. m. Leave for Sheridan, week days, at 4:30 p. m. 1 .. . T 1 n.tMi . Leave for A1RLIE on Monday, Wednesday and Friiay at 9:40 a.m. Arrive at Portland, Tues day, Thursday ana saturaay at :oa p. m. Sunday trains for OSWEGO leave at 7:30, 9:00, 11:00 a. m.. 12:40. 2:00, 3:30, 5:30, 6:50 p.m. Arrive at Portland at 12:35,8:40, 10:30 a. m Yliia, i:f", 8:i&, 4: i, o:au, 7:00 p. m. R. KOEHLER, E. P. ROGERS, Manager. ' Asst. G. F. t Pass. Agt. J. 8. SCHEMK, President. J. M. I'ATTBRSOjr. Cashier. First Rational Batik. THE DALLES. - OREGON A General Banking Business transacted - Deposits received, Bubject to bight - , Draf t or Check. ...... Collections made and proceeds promptly rvuutwu uu usr ui ixjiiwtioii. . Bight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on ; . New xork, ban Francisco aa; vort- . land. DIRBOTOKS. D. P. Thompson. . - Jho. S. Schxnck. Ed. M. Williams, ' Ge. A. Libbc. H. M. Bkaix. rnr ill ORTHERN PACIFIC R. R. H s Pullman Elegent Sleeping Cars Dining Cars Sleeping Cars Tourist ST. PA V Li MINNKAPOIIK ' DVLUIU KAltGO GKANI VOHK8 CROOKSTON WIMNIPEO HELENA and BUTTE TO Through Tiekets CHICAGO.: WASHINGTON PHILADELPHIA FKW YORK BOSTON AND All. POINTS EAST and SOUTH For information, time cards, man aud tickets. cal on or write to W, C. ALLAWAY. Agent, The Dalles, Oregon ' OB A. D. CHAELTOK. Asst. G. P. A., Morrison Jor. a nira. fortiana, Oregon EKST! V GIVE8 THE Choice of Transcontinental Routes -vix- StJOkan I Denver Omaha Kansas City I Minneapolis St. Paxil low Rates to all Eastern Cities. OCEAN ' 8TIAMEB8 Leave Portland . Ererr Five Days for I JJ" FRA-NGTSGO OAXi For full details call on O. K. & Co.'s Agent Ths Dalles, or address W, H. HTJRLEUET, Gen. Pass. Agt Portland, Oregon New Schedule. Effective Tuesday. April 7th, the fol lowing will be the new schedule: Train No. 1 arrives) at The Dalles 4 :5U la. m., and leaves 4 :55 a.' m. Train No. 2 arrives at The Dalles 10 :40 p. m., and leaves 10:45 p. m. Tram No. 8 arrives at Toe Dalles 1Z:IK p. m., and west-bound train No. 7 leaves at 2 :30 p. m. Train 23 and 24 will carry passengers between The Dalles and' Umatilla, leav ing The Dalles at 1 p. ni. daily and ar riving at The Dalles 1 p. m. daily, con necting with train jnos. ana irom Portland. E. E. Lttlb, Agent. DOORS, WINDOWS, SHINGLES, FIRE BRICK, FIRE CLAY, LIME, CEMENT, Window-Glass and Picture Moulding. JE31. G- Xi IE liT 1ST. Por Rent. The lower story of the Michelbach block, cor ner of Second and Union, streets, now vacant, will be rentad on a long or short-time lease at reasonable figures. Also the Miobelbach garden and fruit orchard, with buildings for occupation. Apply to George Williams, administrator . of the Mlchelbaeh.-. estate. . prJ-,