AND A
LIFE SAVED
By the Persistent Use of
Ayer's Sarsaparilia
"I was troubled for years with a
sore on my knee, which several
physicians, who treated me, called a
cancer, assuring me that nothing
could be done to save in y life. As '
a last resort, I was induced to try
Ayer's Sarsapavilht, and, after tak
ing a number of bottles, the sore
began to disiqipear and mv general
health improve, I persisted in this
treatment, until the sore was en
tirely healed. Since then, I use
Ayer's Sarsaparilla occasionally as
a tonic and blood-purifier, and, in
deed, it seems as tlioMsli I could not
keep house without it." Mrs. S. A.
Fields, BlooinlieUl, la.
The Only World's Fair Sarsaparilla.
Ayer'rf" Pills Regulate the Liver-
The School Teachers Enjoy a Joke.
The monotony of the regular routine
work of the institute is relieved now and
then by a practical joke being played by
some of the fun-loving teachers. The
latest of which your correspondent has
received any information, was one
played by a certain coterie of the Hood
Kiver delegation on one of their number,
The chief actors in the fun were notfl
equal to the task themselves, but were
compelled to call to their asssistance
quite a few of the Dalles people. The
lady, who was the victim in this in
stance, eeems to be an adept in practical
joking, and is very sagacious, so much
so that it requires the combined and
united effort of many to successfully en
trap her. I apprehend that I will be
come a victim to her capriciousness for,
imparting this information to your read
ers. To soften the blow when it does
come, I deem it policy not to give the
names of the parties concerned, but des
ignate each in a different manner.
The victim, Mies Asbestos, had in a
mischievous hour perpetrated a joke on
Mr. Greenpark that was immensely en
joyed by his acquaintances and friends.
To equalize the matter or, in the ver
nacular of the street, to "get even" be
came his controlling passion.
Now, Miss Asbestos has a very near
and dear friend in the person of Mr.
Dunny Meade Groate, who is at present
at work in the Hood Kiver valley. I
will say, by way of parenthesis, and as
an explanation, that Mr. Dunny Meade
and Miss Asbestos are very much de
voted to each other,' and, as is natural
in such cases, find great pleasure in each
other's company. Having been sepa
rated for some two or three weeks, it was
supposed that a meeting between them
would be much enjoyed. Acting upon this
supposition, a meeting was arranged as
follows: The brother ot Miss Asbestos
contrived to have Mr. Greenpark play
the part of Dunny Meade in calling up
Miss Asbestos over the 'phone, inform
ing her that he was in Hood River and
had broken his "bike," which could notJ
be repaired there, and would come to
The Dalles on the 10:45 p. m. to have it
repaired, and would be pleased to have
her meet him at the train. I am told
that Miss Asbestos was so elated over
the pleasant anticipation of meeting Mr.
Dunny Meade that she neglected her
baking and burnt the cake and ' pies
A. a the hour for the arrival of the train
drew near her anxiety increased percep
tiblv. She had invited several of her
lady friends to accompany her to the
train, " a few of whom had been apprised
. of the joke, and it was laughable to see
' them undergoing the excruciating pain
of keeping silent.
The ladies, with their escorts, re
paired to the depot to await the income
ing of the train, Miss Aebestos in high
glee and joyful expectancy, the other
ladies biting their fingers, chewing their
pencils and pinching themselves to pre'
vent laughing. The train, arrived on
time, with no Mr. Dunny Meade on
board ; bat Greenpark appeared on the
' scene at this opportune time, with a
smile extending over bis entire physi
ognomy. It was then that Mr. Asbestos
discovered the sell and the commotion
began. As the joke had been so admir
ably arranged and carried out in all its
details, the eell and disappointment
were complete. The fan increasing to
the extent of becoming noisy and bois
terous, one of the quiet citizens of the
city requested the preeence of Sheriff
Driver to keep the peace. The Bheriff
being aware of the joke and well ac
quainted with all the parties, informed
the citizen that no harm would come to
anything unless it might be the cakes
and pies.
It is to the credit of the lady to eay
that she bore up under the trying ordeal
with patience and fortitude, but re
peating to herself
Twas ever thus from childhood's hoar
I ve seen my fondest hoj.es decav;
I never loved a tree or flower,
nut twas hrst to Inde away.
Felix.
The Normal Institute.
Today at the institute the following,
taken from "Pedagogical Pebbles," was
used in the theory claes. Teacher, if
yoti lack the power of presence, develop
it; if you lack vigor of speech, acquire
it; if you lack energy of bodily move
ment, develop it; if you lack enthusi
asm, generate it; if you do not love
children, quit teaching school.
Twelve principles of good manage
ment, from "Hewett's Pedagogy."
First No school can be well taught if
it is not well managed.
Second Never make anything per
taining to management an end in itself.
Third No : work is ever likely to be
well done if it is not well planned.
Fourth A teacher's example weighs
more than his words.
I'lith Make no law, grant or retuse
no request, give no reproof till yow have
thought about tlu mailer.
Sixth When you have once taken
your stand, stick to it.
' Seventh If, however, you see that
you have made a mistake, confess and
rectify your mistake like a marr.
Eighth One who is kept busy about
right things has no time for mischief.
Ninth Be more anxious to prevent
wrong doing than to punish it.
Tenth Often make a friend of a way
ward pupil by getting him to do you a
service. .
Eleventh Seek always the -good of
your pupils ; let good to yourself be in
cidental. "
Twelfth Never punish in anger.
' CLASS WORK TODAY.
Theory Corporal punishment.
Literature Works of Benjamin
Franklin.
Physiology Study of the ear.
Arithmetic Ratio and proportion.
Composition How to write letters.
II. S. Historv Biographies of noted
Americans.
Beading and Phonics Drill in words
difficult to pronounce.
Writing Capital stem letters.
Spelling Accent and sounds of oral
elements. -
Grammar Gerands and participles.
Book-keeping Definitions and prin
ciples.
Geography Europe.
General History Later hietory of
France.
Registered today, Mary Frazier, Lelah
Driver and Ira Decker.
PERSONAL. MENTION.
Mr. J. E. McCormick returned last
night from the Willamette valle3T.
Mrs. Lang and daughter, Mies Annie,
left this afternoon for Portlanckqfa the
local train. - 7v
Fred Snipes and Wm. Michelbach re
turned home yesterday after a week
spent at the Meadows. '
Mr. Harrv Hampshire has returned
from a vacation spent at Long Beach
communing with the wild, wild waves.
All Free.
Those who have used Dr. King's New
Discovery know its value, and those
who have not, have now the opportunity
to try . it free. Call on the advertised
druggist and get a trial bottle, free. Send
yeur name and address to H. R. Bucklen
& Co., Chicago, and get a sample box of
Dr. King's New Life Pills free, as well as
a copy ot Guide to Health and House
hold Instructor, free. All of which is
guaranteed to do you good and cost you
nothing. Biakeley &, ' Houghtion's
Drugstore. 4
When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Hiss, she clung to Castoria.
Vhen she had Children, she gave them Castoria
Dalles-Moro Stage
Leaves the Umatilla house 8 a. n
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.
Douglas Allen, Prop.
Female Help Wanted.
Wanted Red-beaded girl and white
horse to deliver premiums given ' away
with Hoe Cake Soap. Apply . to any
where.
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Judgment I!"
The umpire now decides that
BATTLE AX" is not onlv
decidedly bigger in size than any
other 10 cent piece of tobacco, but the
quality is the finest he ever saw, and
the flavor delicious You will never
know just how good it is until
you try it.
The Best
g Smoking Tobacco Made
Lumber, Building-
Traded for T-To tt d-r-a
ROWE & CO.,
FRENCH &
CO.,
BANKERS.
TRANSACT A GENERAL BANKING BU3INE3
Letters of Credit issued available in the
Eastern States.
Sight Exchange and -Telegraphic
Transfers sold on New York, Chicago,
St. Loais, San Francisco, Portland Ore
gon, Seattle Wash,, and various points
in Oregon and Washington.
Collections made at all points on fav
orable terms.
Harry Liebe,
PRACTICAL
:al
1 Jeweler
All work promptly attended to,
and warranted.
PChloheater' EnsUsh Diamond Braatf.
ENNYRQYAL PILLS
PSfeV "rliclnftl mad Only denulne.
Drue Kin for ChieAsaterm ffruilimk nta. ,
mond Brand Id Hed ud Gold metUio
Doxes. leaua witn blue ribbon. Tk
no othm. Amb ''fliuin-atu mfctfiib
lion and imitations. At Dnuiriita. or 4.
in stamp for pftrtloulara, teatiinaniala aad
MRelifif for HftdlM." in tetter, br m M
3iai. iv,wv a duiDuuiiu, name ruper.
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side each 2-ounce bag, and two,
coupons inside each 4-ounce
bag. Buy a bag, read the coupon
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Material and Boxes
i-n T3o rn-r T o -rA
The Dalles, Oregon.
DOORS,
WINDOWS,
SHINGLES,
FIRE BRICK,
FIRE CLAY,
LIME, CEMENT,
Window-Glass and
Picture Moulding.
H.'.d-LBiriT.
B. GOIT,
COUNTY SURVEYOR.
Residence, Tenth and Liberty Streets.
jlv23-tf
Tte' Bales. Portland and Astoria
Navigation Co.
THROUGH
Freignt ana Passenoer Line
Through Dailv Trir (Sundavs ex
cepted) between The Dalles and" Port
land. Steamer Regulator leaves Tht
Dalles at 8 a.m., connecting at the Cas
cade Locks with ' Steamer Dalles Citv.
Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland
(Oak street dock) at7 a. m., connect
ing with Steamer Regulator for The
Dalles.
.'.8SKMOKK HATES.
One way. . . .
. ..T2.1H:
Hound trip.
. . . 3.4KI
Rates Greatly Reduced.
All freight, except car lots,
will be brought through, ivith
out delay at Cascades. ,
Shipments for Portland received at
any time day or night. Shipments for
way landings must be delivered before
5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted.
Uall on or address.
W.
C. ALLAWAY
General Agent-
I THE DALLES.
OREGON
ORTHERN
PACIFIC R. R.
n
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Pullma"n
Elegent
Tourist
Sleeping Cars
Dining Cars
Sleeping Cars
ST-r All l
MINNEAPOLIS
DULUTH
KAKGO
TO
GRAND FOKK5
I CKOOKSIOX
WISNIFEO
HELENA and
BUTTK
Through Tickets
CHICAGO T0 .
WASHINGTON
FH1LADKLFH1A
KEff YORK
BOSTON AND ALL
POINTS EAST and SOUTH
Tot information, time cards. maDsand tickets.
1 cai on or write 10
W. C.
ALLAWAY. Aeent.
The Dalles,Oregon
A.
D. CHAKLTON. Asst. G. P. A..
255. Morrison Cor. Third. Portland, Oregon
. S. SCHENK,
President.
J. M.
Patterson,
Cashier.
first Rational Bank.
THE DALLES.
OREGON
A General Banking Business transacted
Deposits received, subject to bight
Draft or Check.
Collections made and proceeds promptly
remitted on aay 01 collection.
Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on
New York, San ancisco anc "ort-
land.
. DIRECTORS.
D. P. Thompson. Jno. S. Schbnck.
Ed. M. WixxiAMS, - , Gko. A. Liebb
H. M. Bkai l.
fnlLDDD POlSOn
A SPECIALTYdl!
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tiary BUH)D FU1SON mhhuim.
oared In 16 to36 days. Ton can be treated at
t v. if ronDrefertocomahera vawfiimn.
tract to paTrailrondfareandhotelbillo.and
pains,
Fimp
ImilleS. CODDflf ColnrAd Knrts- TTIam
Throat,
any pan 01 me doot, nairor Kyi
oat. It la this Secondary BLOOD POISO:
CUU J yBlb Ul bill, U1JUJ, X, Ltir Of r .
ebrows fallin
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1 Ewrantea to core. We solicit the most ohotl.
nato cases and challeneo the world fnr
case we cannot cure. This disease has always
baffled the skill of the most eminent physi
cians. 8500,000 capital behind our uncondi
tional guaranty. Absolute proofs sent sealed on
application. Address COOK KEMEOY COZ
HunniA TamnlA 4 ' VTI WWW "
. Money! Monejl Monejl
To pay Wasco county warrants regis
tered prior to July 3, 1892. Interest
ceases after May 15, 1896.
C. L. Phillips, '
mylS-tf - . County Treas
SU7
EAST and SOUTH via
The Shasta Route
OP THE
Southern Pacific Comp'y.
Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portland.
FROM JUNE 23, 1895.
f OVERLAND EX-"I
( TITPSK. SmIpiti- RftKP- !
I burg, Ashland, Sac-
8:30 P. M.
I 1 niii '.11 wj, ugucuu 1
1 Franeiseo, Moiave, ;
1 IjOh Angcies,E.i raso, i
I New Orleans and
8:10 A. M.
(.East J
Uoseburc and way ttn-
8:30 A. M.
Uods
4:40 P. M.
f Via noodburn fori
1 ( 1 i 0:1 1 1
Daily
except
Sunday.
1 jiunucit oiivcituii) 1
i West Seio. Browns- S
I ville, Springfield and
I Natron J !
except
Sundays.
4 :00 P. M.
Snlem and way stations 110 .00 A. SI.
JCorvallis and wayMf 6:'J0 P.M.
I stations (
jMcMimivflle a ndj If 8:2oP.M.
t way stations S
7:30 A. M
M:45 P. M.
Daily. fDaily, except Sunday..
DINING CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE.
PDLlJilAN BUFFET SLEEPERS
AND SECOND-CLASS SLEEPING CARS
Attached to all Through Trains.
Through TlcWet Oilico, 134 Third street, where
throuch tickets to all points iu the Eastern
States Camtda and .Europe can be obtained at
lowest rates from
J. B. KIRKLANI), Ticket Agent.
All above trains arrive at and depart Iroiu
Grand Central Station, Fifth and 1 streets.
YAMHILL DIVISION'.
PatsecRer Depot, foot of Jederson street.
Leave for OSWEGO, week duvs, at 6:00. 7:20.
10:15 a. m.. 12:15. 1:55. 5:15. 6:30 t. m.. 8:00 D. in..
ana 11:30 p. sn. on Saturday only.
Arrive at rortiana, 7:10, :3u, u;so a. m., i:3U,
:15, 6:20, 7:40, 9:05 p. to.
Leave for Sheridan, week davs. at 4:30 o. m.
Arrive at Portland, 9:30 a. m.
Iave for AIRLIE on Monday. Wednesday and
Frl iay at 9:40 a.m. Arrive at Portland. Tues-
dav, Thursday and Saturday at 3:05 p. m.
&unaav trains lor u v vvy leave at 7 :su, a:uo,
11:00 a. m., 12:40, 2:00, 3:30, 5:30, 6:50 p.m.
Arrive at Portland at 12:35,8:40, 10:30 a. m
2:15, 1:50, 3:15. 4:15, 6:30, 7:55 p. m.
R. KOEHLER, E. P. ROGERS.
Manager. Asst. G. F. & Pass. Ant.
THE
Soipes-Klnersly Drug Co.
Drugs, Paints,
Wall Paper,
Glass. Etc.
129 Second St.,
THE DALLES, - - OR.
ERST!
GIVES the
Choice of Transcontinental Routes
-VI A-
Spokane
Denver
Omaha
Kansas City
Minneapolis
St. Paxil
Low Rates to all Eastern Cities.
OCEAN STEAMERS Leare . Portland
B?err five Bays for
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
For full details call on O. K. fc Co.'s Agent , .
Tha Dalles', or address
W, H. HURLBURT, Gen. Pass. Agt
Portland. Oregon
, New Schedule.
Effective Tuesday, April 7th, the fol
lowing will be the new schedule:
Train No. 1 arrives at The Dalles 4 :50 ,
a. m., and leaves 4:55 a. m.
Train No. 2 arrives at The Dalles 10 :40
p. m., and leaves 10:45 p. m.
Train No. 8 arrives at The Dalles 12 :05
p. m., and west-bound train No. 7 leaves
at 2 :30 p. m.
Train 23 and 24 will carry p&ssengers
between The Dalles and Umatilla, leav
ing The Dalles at 1 p. m. daily and ar
riving at The Dalles 1 p. m. daily, con
necting with train Nos. 8 and 7 from
Portland. .. E. E. Lytle,
Agent.
For Rent.
The lower story of the Michelbach block, cor
ner of Second and Union streets, now vacant,
will be rented on a long or short time lease at
reasonable figures. .
Also the Micbelbach garden and fruit orchard,
with buildings for occupation. Apply to George
Williams, administrator of the Michelbach
estate. - . i ' apra-tf -