NOT A SICK DAY
For Over Thirty Years!
KESULT OF USING
AYER'SPILLS
"Ayer's Calliartii: Pills for over thirty
years have kept me in j?ol health,
never having hail a sick lay in all that
time. Before I was twenty I suffered
almost continually as a result of con
stipation from lyiepsia, headaches,
neuraljria, or boils ami other eruptive
diseases. When I iieuame convinced
that nine-tenths of my troubles were
caused by constipation, I began the use
of Ayer's Pills, with the most satisfac
tory results, never having a single
attack that did not readily yield to this
remedy. My wife, who had been an
invalid for years, also began to us
Ayer's Pills, and her health was quickly
restored. With my children I had no
ticed that nearly all their ailments were
preceded Ty constipation, and I soon
had the pleasure of knowing that with
children as with parents, Ayer's Pills,
if taken in season, avert all danger of
sickness." H. Wkttstein, Bvron, 111.
AYER'S PILLS
Highest Honors at World's Fair.
Ayer's Sarsaparilla Strengthens the System.
A HOUSEHOLD WORD.
Ludicrous liltmiler Which Was Made by
a Prosilin Officer.
The Washington correspondent of the
Chicago Timcs-IIcrahl relates a laugh
able incident in the career of Mr. Tars
ney, of .Missouri, who was until lately
a iu-miiIkt o? congress from that state.
lit was unseated by the housr. The
oeeurronef, it should be explained, tool;
place .some years ago, w hen Mr. Tarsney
was not so well known he is at pres
ent. It was in th? midst of a political cam
paign, and Mr. Tnrsuey, who had gone
. to Xew York state in the service of his
party, was. announced to speak in a
country town. The chairman of the
meeting, a local '-clcbrity, was proierly
minded to give the gentleman from Mis
souri a handsome reception.
"Ladies ami gentlemen." he said, "we
have with us to-i: ight. one of the r-reat-tsl
statesmen of tie great west, nil ora
tor fiime.il throughout the Mississippi
valley, n gentleman whose name is to
you a household word. Permit me to
introduce to you Mr. Jlr. "
Here the flow of his eloquence was
cheeked, and leaning towai-d the orator
of the evenii'g. he whispered:
'What did you say your narue was?"
"Tarsney, of Missouri," whispered the
orator.
"Fellow-citizens," resumed the chair
man, "it is my proud pleasure to intro
duce to you Mr. Larceny, of Missouri."
DOG BURIES A CAT.
A l.ittle l'sycholosrical Speculation Con
cerning the Incident.
A dog and a cat, belonging to the same
master, were the best friends in the
world, and spent their time in frolicking
together. One day, while playing as
usual, the cat died suddenly, falling .1
the dog's feet. The lattery at first, did
not, realize what had happens, but
continued his play, pullicg-. pushing
and caressing his companion, but with
evident astonishment at her inertness.
After .some time he appeared to under
stand the situation, and his grief found
vent in prolonged howls. Presently he
was seized with the idea of burying the
cat. He pulled her into the garden,
where he soon dug a hole with his paws,
rand put in the l-orty of his former com
panion. He then refilled the hole with
dirt, and, stretching himself out on the
grave, resumed his mournful howling.
The idea of burying the cat was ex
i raordinary. Whence eame the thought
fulness? Could it. be imitation, or,
which is a better explanation, did the
dog have a vague idea of concealing the
event which might be imputed to hiin?
I5ut then it would seem unreasonable
for him to call -attention to the fact
by installing himself on the grave and
howling. However, even human crim
inals are, sometimes equally incon
sistent. It is difficult to form an exact
idea of what gave rise to the dog's con
duct in this case. , ',
When Baby was sick, we gave, her Castorla,
When she was a Child, she cried for Castorla,
When she became Miss, she clung to Castorla.
When she had Children, she gave them Castorta,
Subscribe for Thi Chbokici.e and get
he news.
The Song Tint Keitrhe Oar Hearts Is
"My Old Kentucky Home."
There is one -song in the Knglish lan
guage that, perhaps, comes closier to the
hearts of Americans, particularly if
they are far from home and kmsmen.
! than any other. That sontr is "MV Old
Kentucky Home." The simple, tender
story it tells and its irresistible tnelody
nre familiar to nearly every one. It
has been sung by noted singers in every
c ivilized country on the globe, and has
been eulogized by authors and critic
.f classical taste; yet its author,
.Stephen Foster, died unhonored and
unsung, and unconscious of the master
ly work he had wrought. Like nearly
all other great artists, however. Foster's
leeompense eame after he was dead,
and it is safe to say that "My Old Ken
tucky Home" and its writer's name wi II
live so long as human (sentiment and
love of home endure.
Those Americans who were present at
a Palti concert, in the Grand onem
house of Paris in the early seventies are,
many of them, old men and women
row, but they can still vividly recall
the indescribable scene when the diva
apienred in response to an encore and
sang, as only Patti could sing, this
sweet, simple ballad. It was entirely
unexpected, and before they were
aware strong men were weeping and
women were hysterically giving vent
to emotions they did not try to control.
t its conclusion the great singer was
literally showered with flowers ami
erwtly gifts. One rich American threw
a roll of bills over 1he footlights that "
was said to contain a sum of money up
in the thousands. The demonstration
was jcrhaps the most magnificent ever
accorded a suitor for pubiic favor.
Apropos of all this, the following
from the Philadelphia Call illustrates
the wonderful charm the song still
i ids:
A street singer stopped to sing the
other night in front of a well-known
hotel. He was an old chap, blind of
one eye. and infirm, but gifted with the
remnant of what w as once a very sweet
tenor voice. With him as attendant
and guide was his daughter, a child of
sunny Italy, sun-brow ucd. large-eyed
and attractive in her picturesque gjrb.
The old fellow sang first that dittv of
the streets: "Just Tel Them That. You
Saw Me." provoking little attention.
Then he began to sing in his tremulous,
quavering voice an old favorite. As
he proceeded t he windows of the hotel
were raised one by one and guests
looked out with sympathetic eves.
Coins showered down to the picturesque
little maid, who circulated about with
her tambourine, . collec ting. Men
strolled out of the cafe and gathered on
the stents, listening with interest. One
old fellow, a tall, soldierly-looking man,
with flashing dark eyes and an air that
was unmistakably southern, gave the
child a note with the remark: "It did
my heart a dollar's worth of good."
When the last strain of the touching
old melody died away everybody pres
ent wore that dreamy look "that tells of
old memories stirred and refreshed.
The song was "The Old Kentucky
Home:" the southerner touch..! 1.1,1
rendition a former Kentuckian ruined
by the nnages of the war. Cincinnati
l'.nqmrer.
The Discovery Saved Bis Life.
Mr. G. Caillouttee, Drucsrist. Bearers-
ville, III. says: "To, Dr. King's New
Discovery I owe my life. Was taken
with La Grippe and tried all the physi
cians for miles about, but of no avail
and was given op and told I could not
live. Having Dr. King's Isew Discovery
in my store I sent for a bottle and began
its use and from the first dose began to
jrei ueiter, ana alter using three bottles
was np and about again. It is worth its
weight in gold. We won't keep store or
uuuoo wimoui H. uet a tree trial a
Blakeley & Houghton's Drug Store.
Otto Birgfeld is now ready to supply
amities with the celebrated Gambrinus
keg or bottle beer, delivered free of
charge to any part of the citv. Tele
phone 34. "
Dalles-Moro Stage
Leaves the Umatilla house 8 a. m,
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.
Douglas Aixejt, Prop.
Female Help Wanted.
. Wanted Red-beaded girl and white
horse to deliver premiums rn'iren
with Hoe Cake Soap. Apply to any-
wnere.
Money! Monei! mmmi
TO nSV WflSCn nnnnrtr
. . UT tui , omo regis
tered nrinr t-r .lnlw Q l qoo t .
r v u, i li Lcrcyfc
ceases after May 15, 1896.
' L. L. Phillips,
mylS-tf County Treas.
It May Do as Much for Von.
,Mr. Fred Miller, of Irvine. 111., writes
that he had a severe kidney trouble for
many yeart. with severe nuius in bin
back and also that his bladder was af
fected. He tried mrny so called Kidney
cures but without an v eood result. Abont.
a year ago he besan to nae Electric Bit
ters ana found relief at once. Electric
Bitters is esDeciallv adanted
all Kidney and Liver troubles and often
gives almost instant relief. One trial
Will Ttrnvn nnr atatAmant f.;AA ra a
$1.00. At Blakeley & Houghton's Drug
You'll be surprised when vou trv TTn
Cake soap, and wish we had told
sooner. It is made by patented pro
cess. - , ' jly24-ii
Ko more BOILS, no more PIMPLES
Use Kinersly's Iron Tonic. The Snipes-Kinerslj-
Drug Co. '-' Telephone No. 3. ,
"Takes
mi
You may have "money to
hum." but even so, you needn't
throw it away. For JO cents you
get almost twice as much "Battle
Ax" as you do of other high grades
i
P
m
I
for the same money
The highest
tobaccos
good as
Every
knows there
as
afkw
mm
You will find
rao oeucc Dag.ana two cou
pons inside each four cuncs
nagcl BJackwcil's Durham.
Buy a bag of this cele
brated tobacco and read the
coennn urrtifli rou !."..
J of valuable presents and
to eet tlieiii. i
PKEPAftATlON'S FOB
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OF NOVEMBER 3 ARK ALREADY CXDER WAY. a" NEW
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' - IS TO BE ELECTED, AND THE . " . .
NEW YORK WEEKLY TRIBUNE
K!lnM8a& the fight' "ng vigorously for sound
uuBineas principles, which will bring prine prosperitv to the nation
papeTrof t?rcountrv ZJ iot'only tVeTead 'ng Republican
paper oi ine country, but is pre-eminently a national familv iiewsDanlr
iuXPneSwano78thdHdiaCUri-n8 W'H iDterest ev"y Amedcan'clHzen.
market record T short r'' iOTVgt n PPondence. agricultural department,
Plated wheiabora nlnVi ?mplete,,n ea-cfa "onber, comic pictures, fashion
Sake . fdeaT Lmifv rf,0n8Urand a Vety of itema of nhold interest,
ONE YEAR FOR ONLY $15,
CASH
riKfSfc
Aax.. jine reeuiar snhsnrlntlnn nri. .r t.
the Cake.'
claim for other
is " Just as
Durham."
old smoker
is none just
good a
ona cotipon insida
Battle
"o'.l'.mra'.S:
"The Regulator Line
Tie Dalles. Portland and Astoria
Navigation Co.
THROUGH
Freignt ana Psssenosr Lins
Throuch Daily Trips (Sundajs ex
cepted) between The Dalles and Port
land. Steamer Regulator leaves The
Dalles at 8 a.m.. connecting at the Cas
cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City
Steamer Dalles Citv leaves Portland
(Oak street dock) at 7 a. m., connect
ing with Steamer Regulator for The
Dalles.
' -iSSEMiEK HATES.
One way
Round trip.
..$2.UU
.. 3.0Q
Rates Greatly Reduced.
All freight, except car lots
unit oe brought through, vvtth
out delay at Cascades.
ShinmpntB far Psrtlrwl .
j- - j - uoiuu iCWlfDU ill
any time day or night. Shipments for
" miiuiiign luusc oe ueuverea Detore
K . . m T t , . 1 , ....
" h. uivc omjck auipments soiicted
vnii on or auureBB,
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Sleeping Cars
Dining Cars
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For Information, time cards, maps and tickets,
cal on or write to '
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The Dalles, Oregon
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A. D. CHARLTON. Asst. G. P. A..
255. Morrison Cor. Third. Portland. Oregon
J. 8. Schenk.
President.
J. M. Pattbeson.
Cashier.
First Rational Baok.
THE DALLES,
- , OREGON
A General Banking Business transacted
Deposits received, subject to Sight
Draft or Check.
Collections made and proceeds promptly
. remitted on day of collection.
Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on
New York, San Francisco an ort
. land.
DIRECTORS.
D. P. Thompson. Jko. S. Schbnck.
Ed. M. Williams, Go. A. Likbx.
H. M. Bkall.
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The modern stand
ard . Family Medi
cine : Cures the
common - every-day
ills of humanity.
Bill" rMiomj". . .
oil t-Vi' -."
EAST and SOUTH via
The Shasta Route
OF THE
Southern Pacific Comp'y.
Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portland.
LEAVE.
FROM JUNE 23, 1S95.
AEKIVE.
f nVFRT Avn -cv-
I press, Salem, Rose- I
I burg, Ashland, Sac- I
8:50 I. M.
i rumen 10, ugaen.sau
1 Franclseo, Mojavc, (
'S:10 A. M.
New Orleans and I
I F.asr i
8:30 A. M.
lloseburg and wavVta-
tions
fVia Woodbnrn fori
Mt.Ansel, Silverton.
1:1') P. M.
Daily
except
Sunday
4 :00 P. M.
7:30 A. M.
P. M.
-put .;. i) i
except
Sundays.
i iiie.opriiigneia ana I
Salem and way stations!. no A m
stations (
JMeMlnnTllIc and U S:I5P M
(Way stations j
Daily. tDaily, except Sunday.
DINING CARS OX OGDEN ROUTE.
PULlAlAN BDFFET SLEEPERS
AND SECOND-CLASS SLEEPING CARS
Attached to all Through Trains.
Through Ticket Office, VM Third street, where
through tickets to all points in the F.ostern
Stites, Guimdaand Europe can be obtained at
lowest rates, from
B- KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent.
All above trnins arrive at and depart Jroiu
l.rand ;entral Station, Fifth and I streets.
YAMHILL DIYISIOX.
Patsenger Depot, foot of Jedersou street.
Leave for OSWEGO, week days, at 6:00, 7:20.
,0:lu,f-i?-' 12:15 1:55' 5:15 6:30 V- m., s:00 p. m '
ano 11:30 p. in. on Saturday onlv.
A-ri?vS.ai Portland, 7:10, 8:30,"ll;25 a. m., 1:30,
l:lo, 6:20, 7:40, 9;05 p.m. !"
Leave for Sheridan, week days, st 4:30 p.m.
Arrive at Portland, 9:30 a. m.
Leave for AIRLIE on Mondav, Wednesday and
Fri iov at 9:40 a. m. Arrive at Portland, Tues
day, Thursday and Saturday at 3:05 p. m
Sunday trains for OSWEGO leave at 7:30, 9:00,
11:00 a. m., 12:40, 2:00, 3:30, 5:30, G:! p.m.
A-'TL" P?rilHnl t 12:35,8:40, 10:30a. m
12:lo, 1:.t0, S:1o, 4: 15, 6:30, 7:55 p. m.
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T11JJ
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Drugs, Paints,
Wall Paper,
Glass. Etc.
129 Second St.,
THE DALLES, - - OR.
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PRACTICAL
Watchmaker! Jeweler
All work promptly attended to,
and warranted.
FRENCH & CO.,
BANKERS.
TRASSACTA GENERAL BANKING BUSINES
Letters of Credit issued available iu the
Eastern States.'
Transfers sold on New York, Chicago,
St. f Jll ! O Sail f?ranAiaA . I 1 s
- , ..uuw.ovv, xuitmuu Ore
gon, Seattle Waeh,, and various points
orable terms. -
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boxo. eall with bin ribbon. Tak
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aison
A ePCIALTYf1S
COTedtel5to33day. You can be treated J
Inomeforaame price under sameEraarao
1 ty-I Jyon prefer to come here we will con-
fBfr.loaiam pptaah, and still have aches and
pains, SIiMjousl'atches in mouth. Sore Throat!
Ilmplea Copper Colored Spots, Ulcerion
or part of the body, Hair or Eyebrows falling
out, it is this Secondary BtooTpmsol
naie cases and 1 cnuUentro the world for a
cane we cannot cure. Tills diseaaa hZ
filled the .kill of the Z?SS"
clans. WOO,000 capital behind our uSciudZ
Uonal arantr. Absoiuteproofs sent e3edon '
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